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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, the cycle hums. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

I've been free.

Oh, happy days.

These days are ours.

Show them the dream.

Oh, baby. Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

It's all right. It can't be wrong. Rockin' and rollin'. Sunday,

Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

And it's smooth and smoky.

Robinson's Falsetto.

You know, I think that's very neat, Tommy. Very neat. The only thing is, Mr.

Barton brought this in for shocks.

Shocks? Oh, Fonz, I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. We're all very frazzled here.

Listen, I think I solved a problem. I hired another mechanic.

He's a convict. He's on a work release program.

What, are you crazy?

And this is a cash business, you know? I'm not crazy. I'm grateful.

If it wasn't for people helping me, I might be in his shoes, right?

I want him to see that the world is filled with some people that want to

him a second chance. All right, tail bird, inside.

Look at that front and center.

I told you to move, you move it.

What are you doing here?

I work here with me.

Everybody's got an alibi.

What is with you, Kirk? Got someone steal a little ball out of your whistle?

Tommy Kirk's here. Guard the office.

Yeah, you got it.

Fatherly, I'm here with a convict you ordered.

No kidding. I didn't know you delivered. Next time I'll order a sandwich, too.

How you doing, Jim? How's everything? Trip okay?

Not bad, considering I'm with him. I will once again review the rules of this

work release program.

I know the rules, sir.

Look, I'm the copier fellow and a good one.

I'll say the rules if I want to.

Each weekday morning, you will leave the county jail and report here for work.

At night, you will return to the county jail and... Time for lockup.

Lockup. I love that phrase.

Lockup. The phrase I love is, get out of here.

If you were my son, I'd put you over my knee and spank you with my .45.

If you were my father, I'd take my mother in for a sobriety test.

Don't worry about him. It happened during the war. A grenade went off in

helmet.

Listen, the important thing is, you got six weeks, right? Tommy and I help you.

You're out.

Parole early, all right? Right. Okay.

Look, I appreciate you doing this, but everybody says it's just a waste of

All right, give me a hint. Who is everybody?

Everyone in my cell block. Oh, great. Now you're listening to guys that dig

tunnels with little teaspoons, right?

I believe in you. You follow two rules around here, you do all right.

Self -confidence. Believe in yourself, and you put the tools back where you

them. You really think it's as easy as all that?

Of course it is. There's a little painted outline for each stool.

This is my favorite. Looks like a whale, huh? Isn't that cute?

I love that.

I'm sorry, people, but I am not auditioning for the student review.

I've got to save my voice for my husband.

I've got to save him something.

Jenny, if we do this number, you get to wear the slinkiest dress in front of the

whole school.

Please, I own half this joint, huh?

I hope it's the half that sings.

Hey, you want to meet him? Sure.

Give my name, but not my address.

I can dig it. I can dig it. Let's take a load off.

Stop in the name of love before you break my heart.

Stop in the name of love before you break my heart.

They get all over.

Stop in the name of love before you break my heart. They get

all over.

They get all over.

Stop!

Very nice, ladies. Very nice. This is Jenny, KC, and Julius.

But you're my new mechanic.

All right. You're going to compensate now while I get all lunch, all right?

Yeah, don't worry about it. If you can't think of anything great to say, talk

about me.

So, what do you girls do for fun around here?

Well, when there's a man around... We like to sing.

Yeah, you guys are the best singers I've seen in three to five years.

Oh, thank you.

How's the food with your stain?

Awful. That's good. This won't be a shock to your sister.

Nice meeting you. Likewise.

Okay, girls, here we go one more time.

And a one, two, three.

Casey.

Casey.

Do my eyes deceive me, or has Dr.

Cupid just given you a shot of carnal desire?

Get in here.

Jenny, I just don't know if I can ask Jim out.

My heart keeps saying yes. My brain keeps saying no.

Which organ should I listen to?

Sweetheart, if we had time, I'd run an upper GI.

Now listen.

Go for it.

Casey.

Hi. Hi.

Well, what brings you to Greaseland?

Just forget why you came?

Yeah. Yeah, that happened to me once at a cattle show.

If you're looking for Fonzie or Tommy, they'll be back in a few minutes.

Well, I wasn't looking for them.

I came here to see you.

Me? Uh -huh. Oh, me? Uh -huh.

Well, if I knew you were coming, I'd have put on my fancy overalls.

stuck with Greaseland.

I was wondering if you might be free for dinner tomorrow night.

Don't I wish.

But I have to be someplace later.

Can't you get out of it?

I don't think so. I'm kind of locked in.

We'll eat early.

Okay.

Okay, I'd love to.

But there's something I gotta tell you about myself. You see, I...

What I mean is I... I just filled this guy's radiator with oil.

This has been a wonderful meal. I can't remember the last time I've had such a

good meal.

Homemade bread, roast beef, knives.

Oh, it's been such a pleasure for us, Jim, having you here. You are the first

young man Casey has brought home.

Marion, please.

not necessary. Oh, it's my pleasure.

And you look beautiful tonight.

Well, thank you again.

So, uh, tell me, Jim, what did you do before you went to work for Fonzie?

I was, I was self -employed.

and you've still got your napkin on your lap.

Oh, excuse me. I'll go fix the coffee.

You're ahead three to two.

Hey, I really appreciate it, Mrs. D. But this is like too small to heat up my

apartment, huh?

Arthur, guess who Casey brought home for dinner? That Jim Walker.

Hey, my Jim Walker.

Yeah, well, he's got like a special project with me, you know?

Oh, hello, France.

says that Jim is a special project of his. You know, like a paper drive.

Not exactly a paper drive. He's a convict on a work release program.

A convict? Yeah.

As in convict? Yeah, C -O -N.

Did you know that he's planning to take Casey out?

No, I just introduced him, but that's more potatoes to what you guys are

Yeah. I mean, isn't he great? One day he's eating cornflakes with crooks. The

next day he's having roast people with disease. Only in America, you know.

I'll tell you something.

I can't believe it. Your cup runneth over with the milk of human

You know that?

I mean, I'll go further. I think your faces should be smashed into Mount

Rushmore, you know, along with Lincoln, the Roosevelt brothers. Oh, yeah.

parents and trusted her safety to us.

And there she is, sitting in the dining room with the bird man from Alcatraz.

Well, Howard, perhaps Arthur's right. We've always been so open -minded and

accepting before. Maybe we should be this time, too.

Yeah, we will. We will, Marion. But first, we've got to get that criminal

our house.

The coffee is broken.

I have to take a rain check on the coffee. See, I've got to turn in early.

Oh, it was just lovely spending the evening with you. Well, maybe we can get

together tomorrow at Arnold's. Oh, that would be wonderful. How about around

five o 'clock? Five it is. And thank you all again for having me over for

dinner. Okay, bye.

Isn't he just the sweetest thing?

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Well, would somebody please tell me why I cannot see that boy again?

Well, Casey, now, your Uncle Howard and I think that Jim is just a little bit

older for you, and he's a... He's a convicted criminal.

A what?

A jailbird, a con, in the slammer, out the river, in the big house, We get the

picture now.

He had such nice manners and an honest little face.

Oh, really?

Yeah, I hear they say that Jack the Ripper used to serve a lovely brunch.

No, Casey, we were just doing what your parents would do if they were here.

What?

they was upset. But, you know, getting involved with a convict should be left

to persons who were more mature or experienced.

You're right, Marion.

Like the parole boy.

Or Jenny Piccolo.

for a bumpy ride.

But he's so sweet.

I just can hardly believe that he is a criminal.

Well, maybe it's a case of mistaken identity.

Or maybe he was framed.

Or maybe he's a movie star preparing for a part.

Like when Jerry Lewis started that college before he did The Nutty

Jenny, this is serious.

Oh, you're right.

Oh, if I could just go to Arnold and just get to the bottom of this.

Casey, you have got so much to learn.

Now, listen, of course, you can't see him again. But say you just happen to

by Arnold's one day and by some stroke of fate, Jim just happens to be there.

That wouldn't be a date, would it? Of course not.

And do me a favor. See if Jim's got a date for me.

But please, no pickpockets. I like to know when a man is touching me.

What about you?

I grew up in Oregon. I got two older brothers and... You found

out about me, didn't you?

About what?

You found out about me being a convict.

Oh, that.

Well, I heard something along those lines.

Does it bother you?

Heavens no.

Why should that bother me?

You just probably did something silly like jaywalking or littering.

But you were just driving the getaway car.

No, I held up a liquor store.

Only to pay for your mother's operation.

My mother hasn't been sick a day in her life.

Any history of illness?

Supposed this has anything to do with me being a con.

No, we write papers for Homeroom all the time.

Fonzie said people would forgive and forget.

But they don't.

I'm sorry.

It was just that I was shocked. And if you'll just give me a little bit of

maybe I can... No, don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. It's not your problem.

You see, no matter what I do, people are going to treat me like a criminal.

sit here, talk to you, make your legs better. Right now, I'm going to take

of Jim.

Just do me a favor. Will you take this to my apartment, plug it in, turn it up

to dark?

You understand I got to do this, don't you? Hey, if you want to toss your life

out the window after everything Barnes has done for you, I'm not going to sit

your way.

You trying to make me look bad? Is that it? I got a lot invested in this, uh,

work release program, you know?

You? I'm the one going to prison. Are you finished?

Let me tell you something. You make a mistake, you gotta pay for it. You gotta

work triple time to make people trust you again, you know? But it's worth it.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

When I first came in here, you said everything was going to be just fine.

told you it wouldn't work out.

All right, so maybe I painted too rosy a picture.

But if the weatherman tells me it's going to be sunny and it rains, I don't

punch him out.

Right, Tommy?

Ow!

Hey, save that tape. I think my lips are on it.

Will you stick to the subject? Yeah, right, Fonz. Hey, Jim, you've got your

entire future ahead of you, man. Look, I don't want to hear any more pet fucks.

I'm a crook. That's the way it is. No, you're a jerk. Hold it.

I will take care of this, all right?

You're a jerk.

believe you? Hey, that's one very good reason. Number two is, when you open

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Must have been a power surge, because I don't see a burglar in here, do you?

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I said, Jim, do you see a burglar?

No.

No, I don't see any burglars either.

I guess somebody just got their wires crossed.

All right, but this won't be a total loss, because you're never going to make

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He loves that phrase.

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You didn't have to do that.

You could have turned me in. What, the Captain Pinhead? No.

Let me tell you something, all right?

It ain't easy for a con to go straight, but he got the guts. I got a place for

you. Otherwise, take off be my guest.

Give you 85 bucks, we're right back to jail.

Hey, that's a deal.

Think we're making it time? On my bike? Hey, you start singing Camp Town Racers

now, you'll be singing Doo -Dah in your cell. Let's go.

Guys? Hey!

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