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Friday, happy day, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, happy day. The week

ain't done, but I go home, ready to race
to you.

These days are our happy days.

These days are our happy days.

In fact, it's got a little blue, old,
and white, old jeans.

It can't be wrong, rockin' and rollin'
all week long.

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, wendy days. Thursday, my happy
days. Saturday, what a day.

Ruben, I'll be with you.

These days are ours.

Shed them with me. These days are ours.

These happy days are yours. These happy
days are yours. And my

happy days.

You know, it's nothing like a stress
rate. Put your imagination in quotes.

My dear Fonky. I want to hear it. To be
healthy just like that.

Great, great. And this be this one.

Well, I hadn't thought of that.

All right, here, sweetie. This be the
elephant.

Hello, what is this?

Oh, I think that your mom got an invite
from your grandparents today.

30th welding anniversary, girls.

Me neither. Says what?

Yes.

You know why I threw it away? Yeah, I'm
just a kid. Okay.

You see, I think you do something very
important away.

Oh, yeah, almost.

Fonzie, do me a favor. Put that back
where you found it. Yeah, actually, this

an image in here. I mean, RSVIP.

I don't have the slightest intention of
going.

Well, I'll tell you, if I didn't go for
six years, I'd be there with you.

You know why she's not going?

I keep telling Fonzie I'm just a kid.

Remember that wonderful call you made
Christmas?

You left a message for your parents.
Maybe this is their way up to your face.

Come on home.

All right.

Now, when I first got the citation, I
was very happy to hear from them, but

more I thought about it, the madder I
got.

I mean, if they really were to
straighten things out, they would not

invited me to a party with four other
people.

It's obviously just for your own sake.

Yeah, I know, but Ashley, this is such a
view. Look at this.

Letters. And, uh, on paper.

All right, kiss and goodbye. Kiss,
folks.

Kiss, folks.

That woman's a rock.

I guess I'm never going to meet my
parents.

The game ain't over till the curtain
comes down. Let's put on a poker back to

her senses, all right? Right.

Get her.

Mommy!

Yeah?

Come watch our show, please. Okay.

Right there, best seat in the house.

Change the scenery.

Can you be the best? I will be the red
riding light.

It's been an odd time for anyone to be
barbecuing. Oh, boy, oh, boy.

I got these steaks from Max the Butcher.
He got them from his brother in Canada

who raises beef for the Queen of
England.

It's incredible.

They eat these steers, oh, every single
day. And they had some extra cuts left

over this year because the Prince of
Wales decided to become a vegetarian.

Oh, it's going to be a once in a
lifetime.

I see you're eating.

I really don't want to disturb you or
anything.

You know, I'm sorry.

Hello.

Oh, don't be silly. Join us for dinner,
dear.

Marion,

we only got three steaks. Well, it's all
right, Howard. We'll all care with

that. I guess I should eat something,
you know.

Well, Howard, that's just that.

Well, that's where all the flavor is,
Marion.

Fonz, what's the long face for?

Did they outlaw leather?

They'd never do that.

Mr. C, this is just fat.

Now, the thing is that I decided to go
to her parents' 30th wedding

Isn't that wonderful,

Howard? I bet the Queen of England gets
to eat a whole steak.

Ashley and her parents are getting back
together.

Yeah, could you cut out the mm, please?
I got a problem here.

All right, Ashley don't want to go.

What? Oh, that's too bad.

And I don't understand. I mean, they're
going to have great food and everything.

It's going to be a... Yeah, but unless
they eat at Buckingham, it's not going

take like that. All right, look, maybe
this is none of my business, and maybe

I'm way off base, and I probably
shouldn't even bring this up.

You're way out of line. It's none of
your business, and bring it up.

Right. You see...

Her parents are going to take one look
at you and think you're just like that

duck -tailed leather jacket. Hurry.

I think she doesn't want to put you in
that situation.

Right here. Yes. Isn't that just like
her? Thinking about my feelings. Is she

regular maybe -Vanzenhauer or what?

I'm going to let her off the hook. She
can go to this party without me.

I solved the right here. I'll bring
much. I thought you were going to finish

your stick. Yeah, right. There's a
little puppy out there by the garage.

love it. You can have the rest of mine.

That's just the fat, Marion.

But that's where all the flavor is.

Luna, get up.

Ashley, my little sweetheart.

I'm telling you, I'm crazy about you. I
mean that you're willing to take my

feelings into consideration. I deeply
appreciate it. Oh, you're very welcome,

Poncho, but I have no idea what you're
talking about. Of course you do. Of

course you do, my little sweetheart. I
can tell what you're doing with one hand

tied by my back. You don't want to go to
your parents' party because of me.

Oh, Fonzie, it has nothing to do with
you. Oh, yeah? No, this is absolutely

between my parents and me. Oh, you're
still holding on to that story.

You are a princess in a sea of men, you
know that? Oh, Fonzie, you are one of

the most exasperating persons I know.

Thank you.

Don't realize that I'd be proud to take
you anywhere at any time to meet anyone.

Is that true? Of course it is. Cross my
heart. Then you will take me to your

parents' party, even though I'm a lug
from the other side of the Jackson. I

don't know what spoon moves with a
finger bowl.

Well, of course I would.

Well, Danny, sweetheart, I'll pick you
up at 8 .15, all right?

And I want you to dress pretty because I
intend to look great. You know what I

mean? We're going to have some fun. How
do you do? It is such a pleasure to meet

you.

Farewell and bona fides.

So good. I should have been twins.

Oh, I'm going home.

The questions Carol never answered. Dear
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I said they were nothing to worry about.

I'm not going to disappear just because
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Ashley. Oh, my dear.

Beautiful to see a father and a daughter
reunion.

Oh, oh, Bob, please don't. This is a
fucker.

I knew that.

I was just practicing, you know, from
when I met your father.

I'm so nervous, I don't think I can go
through with this. Well, I can

your nervousness. But I suspect your
father would be very happy to see you.

What about my... There are so many
people here, you know, that you could

statehood.

Listen, let's go find your parents, all
right? You better go back.

Andy, I know your mother sees me, she's
going to say, you know, your hair looks

great, but it always looks better when
it's shorter. Andy, she hates me when

in blue. I don't. I think you look
great. I have no idea what I'm going to

to her.

What are you doing?

Well, put something to wash down all the
wine that I had with dinner.

I have no idea what I'm going to say to
her.

Yeah, well... Are you...

I haven't seen you drink water that
fast.

I think I'm just getting an idea of what
I'm supposed to say. Yeah, I don't

think I want to hear it.

Will you give me that? Would you give me
that?

You know, find it? Yeah.

I was a little bit nervous at first, but
I'm fine now. Are you?

There they are.

I'm very happy to see you. Yeah, you
know, you've got a terrific house here.

That lawn must take a week in the
morning.

Well, I have help.

Isn't that lovely, the two of you
working side by side?

Melissa, doesn't Ashley look well?

Yes, she does.

But blue tends to make her look a little
heavy. No, Melissa.

So, what are you doing with your life,
Ashley?

Uh, Ashley, Ashley has got a great job.
Tell them, Ashley.

Yeah, I got a great job. Not me, them,
Ashley.

I work as a beekeeper. A beekeeper?

Bookkeeper. Bookkeeper. I got two jobs.

Boy, I'm a hard worker.

And what do you do, Mr.

Fonz... Fonzarelli.

Fonzarelli. He drives a motorcycle. He's
really good at it. Oh, thank you so

much.

Now, why am I not surprised?

Well, Millicent, I'm sure that Mr.

Fonzarelli does something other than
drive a motorcycle. Yes, I do. Yes, I

teach school. I own half a restaurant.

And a garage.

No doubt in the same building.

No, actually, you got me confused with
Ed's for chicken and breaks.

I apologize for my wife's behavior. I
should have told her that I had invited

Ashley. Oh, listen, I've got to tell you
something. You raised a great girl

there. I mean, she's very dignified. I
have never seen her like this.

Isn't that lovely? She brought drinks
for all of us.

Simple Simon says put your hands above
your head.

A Steinway. Oh, I love it when you get
jealous, Fonky.

It's income tax time, you know?

Pass it, Paul. My parents are right
there, but... Oh, what the heck.

That's great. I hear for six months
about how terrible your parents are, and

then you act like a lunatic.

Here, drink this.

Ashley, I know, does not drink like a
fish.

Well, Fonzie, everybody has to let their
hair down sometimes.

Let their hair down? Honey, you were
Rapunzel.

I know, it was stupid, but I was so
nervous.

Come here, give me your hand.

Promise me, you will never drink for
courage again.

I promise. I know it was wrong.

Fonzie, it's just that my parents have
always expected so much of me, and I

I could never measure up.

so I guess I just figured that I would
fail big.

Well, you did. You got an A in failing.

You know, before we went, I was so
worried about me.

But next to you, I was David Nippin.

Fonzie.

Yeah.

Well, at least now we know my folks will
never want to speak to me again, so I

stopped the crusade getting us back
together again.

Are you expecting somebody?

No. Want me to get it? I'll get it. Can
you make it? Yeah.

Don't mind us, my mother and my dad.

Yep, I recognized them from afar.

Now, don't you think it would be a great
idea to let them in?

Fonzie.

Fonzie? Yeah.

Well, come in, Millicent. Come in.

Do you live here?

Millicent, that is none of our business.

Now, Mr.

Fonzie, you said something tonight.
Something about our family running on

cylinder. Well, I think you're right,
and I think we ought to fix that.

All right.

You said that?

Sounds like me, don't it? Yeah.

do not live here.

I know that I've let the fist of pride
come between me and my own daughter.

acted more like a, well, a chairman of
the board than a father.

So I'm asking you to give me a vote of
confidence.

Will you give me another chance, Ashley?

But inside, I know you love this woman.
I know there must be a hole in your life

when you gave her the old heave -ho.

What he said.

Closer, and now even closer.

Yeah.

Oh, Mom!

Oh, see, now this picture should be on
velvet.

Darling, I spoiled your party. I really
am. Oh, darling, it's all right.

The important thing is...

We're a family again.

Now, tomorrow morning, I'll send a man
over to help you pack, and then we'll go

down to our store and go shopping. Mom,
what do you mean, help me pack?

Well, you're a fister, dear, and a
fister should live in the fister family

mansion. Until, of course, you have a
mansion of your own. Oh, but, Mom, this

my apartment, and I really like it. No,
you can't live here, dear. You call this

living? I mean the neighborhood. Oh,
there's nothing wrong with the

neighborhood. Oh, ladies, how about we
meet at my place?

Now, and I really don't like being
treated like a spoiled child.

Didn't I tell you something like this
would happen, George?

She's still just as stubborn as ever.

Let's go.

Yeah.

Millicent, I am staying.

Fine. I, for one, do not want to be
immortalized on velvet.

Why, bullfight is lovely.

We turned our back on our daughter once,
and we are not going to...

Father.

I know the guy that throws the raw meat
to Polar Best. He can get you in for

free. Oh, no.

Fonzie, I think Daddy means to zoo at
the house.

You've got a zoo?

Melusine.

She's going to see tigers. She's going
to see lions, some hippos. And then my

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I have a question.

Of course.

Although Elvis Presley is on this side,
everybody else is on that side.

I want to know if what happens between
Grandma and Mommy will happen with me

and Mommy.

Oh, I don't think in your lifetime.

I mean, you don't fight, do you?

Oh, sure we do. Like when Mommy won't
let me eat ice cream before dinner, or

won't let me wear socks to bed.

Important stuff, yeah.

Well, listen, you know, mommies and
daughters fight, right?

Yeah, I guess so.

The most important thing to remember,
Heather, is no matter how mad you get at

somebody, you never have to stop loving
them, you know?

Thanks, Fonzie.

I'll always remember that.

Thanks. All right.

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There's nothing like getting away from
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Stay tuned for episode number eight, A
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