All language subtitles for happy_days_s10e09_theres_no_business_like_no_business

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

I've been free. Oh, happy days.

These days are ours.

Sheldon, please.

Oh, baby. Goodbye, gray sky, hello,
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These happy days are yours to buy.

That's for sale.

Look, Mr. C, I've got to talk to you
about something here.

Well, I've been working here for over a
year now, and I really think I deserve a

raise.

I can't give you a raise, Patsy.

In fact, one of us has got to go.

I didn't know things were that bad.

What do you want to do, draw straws?

I thought since the place is called
Cunningham Hardware that maybe I should

stay.

You're letting me go?

Why? I pay for everything I break.

Yeah, and ever since the new mall opened
up, that's the only money I've made.

I'm sorry, Patsy. I just can't afford
you anymore.

What can I do? I'll work for free.
Nothing. Anything.

Well, that's very nice of you, but I
couldn't ask you to do that.

Well, what a relief.

If you said yes, I wouldn't have had to
drop out of college and get a job to

work here.

Foxy. Yeah?

Do you mind letting me have your keys to
the store?

Oh, yeah, I meant to tell you about
that. You see, I lost them down by the

docks, but don't worry. It has the
store's name and address on them.

Why'd you give me? Let me tell you
something. Everybody pays cash. No

exceptions. You poor little things. You
swim all your lives and you can't make

it to the Olympics.

Coffee, Arnold?

No, thanks, Pastor. I just had a cup.

Hey,

guys, how you doing? Aren't you supposed
to be working today? She let me go.

Shop's going under.

That's terrible.

No, I got another job down at the mall.

Nails and tails.

What a great place to work. They got a
bowling team, a dental plan, and I get

take a lie detector test.

Not you, not you. It's terrible that Mr.
Cunningham is going under, isn't it?

Right, right. Yes, yes, and I'll tell
you something. It's happening all over.

You see, the small mom and pop
entrepreneurs, they can't compete with

altering patterns of urban demographics
or the large national franchise

operations. No, I think it's because
everyone's shopping at the mall.

Poor Mr. C's going broke.

Come on, let's get over to... Yeah, good
idea. Hold it, hold your ground right

there, huh? At a time like this, the
man's got to be with his immediate

You're right. I shall go.

Oh.

Aren't we related?

Of course you are.

You're brothers.

People say I'm dumb.

for the whole Christmas pageant. Oh, but
Casey, how...

with my finals early and I couldn't wait
to get here. Oh, by the way, Chachi

sends his love. Oh, you look so cute.
Oh, I wish we'd known you were coming.

could have gone shopping at the new mall
with us.

There's a new mall? Oh, wait till you
see it.

Listen, they have a movie theater and
they have three department stores and

have a sausage shop. Oh, and I got the
cutest little A -line dress with a

white Peter Pan collar.

Come on upstairs and I'll show it to
you. Okay.

be here a week.

Well, then what are you worried about?

Marion.

Oh, Howard.

Howard.

Guess what?

No, I got no time for games, Marion. I
got to talk to you about something.

you better sit down. Come on.

What? What is it, Howard? Well, it's
about the hardware store, Marion.

You went shopping at Nails and Pails?

Well, you know, Howard, all the stores,
they're so close together, and I'll

never go there again.

Well, you don't have to worry,
sweetheart, because, well, I... Daddy!

Sweetheart! Oh, what a surprise!

Oh, darling, excuse me, dear. Your
father wants to talk to me.

Oh, Uncle Howard! Look at my new dress!

What do you think?

It's beautiful.

Aunt Marion bought it for me.

You better take it off before you spill
something on me.

Keep it on. Howard, I thought you would
take the girls out to dinner.

Dinner? Out? At a restaurant?

Oh, well, I mean, I just thought maybe
Joanie would prefer one of your home

-cooked meals.

All I have is meatloaf. That's a feast,
Mary.

No one does it better.

Fancy, you're just in time for dinner.

I'll tell you something.

This is so touching.

I mean, you're on the brink of financial
disaster, and you're willing to share

your last bit of bread with me?

Fonzie, please.

You come here when your father needs you
the most, huh?

What a daughter.

What a daughter.

She's a lovely girl. Howard, what is
Arthur talking about?

Well, that's what I tried to tell you
when we were alone, Marion.

I'm afraid Cunningham Hardware is going
to have to close.

Casey, take that off before you spill
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Bonzi, that's not exactly how I planned
to tell everyone the bad news.

About a million sorries. You know, I
didn't know the cat was in the bag.

Howard, you always said hula hoops may
come and go, but hardware is forever.

Marion, just because you put something
on a business card, that doesn't mean

it's true.

Howard, why didn't you tell us about it
before now?

Because ever since I've had the store, I
have never brought my business problems

home with me.

Of course, those were the days when I
had a business.

Dad, I'm sure this is just a passing
phase. Things will get better. They

do. That's what I thought, sweetheart.
But I've been pouring good money after

bad into that store, and it's a losing
proposition.

What do you mean, losing proposition?

That store straightened two kids' teeth,
sent them to college, put you on family

vacations. We spent all those enjoyable
evenings watching them boring slides.

You know, life is funny.

A few years ago, I was a successful
businessman, and Fonzie was a delinquent

trying to make a go out of his garage.

And now look at us.

His garage is prosperous. He's got a
half interest in a popular restaurant.

teaches school.

All right, I was lucky.

I was very, very lucky, sure.

All right, I was amazingly shrewd and
wise.

Oh, Howard.

You've been in trouble before. Remember
every cloud has a silver lining.

Remember it's always darkest before the
dawn. Remember the Alamo.

In case Cedar were no survivors there.

You people just don't seem to
understand.

The store is not going to get any
better, and it's all my fault.

Daddy, don't say that.

They offered me space in that mall, and
I turned it down.

I've taken a perfectly good business and
thrown it right into the sewer.

I'm sorry. I think dinner's going to be
a little late.

I've seen my father angry, but I've
never seen him scared.

You've always seen your father like a
rock.

You know, when I was a little girl, I'd
sit on the front step every night and

wait for him to get home from the store.

The minute he stopped that car, I'd run
up to him and start pestering the place,

touch the sky with me, and he'd never
say no.

He'd put me in his arms and he'd throw
me up in the air as high as he could and

catch me.

And I knew that he'd always be strong
enough to, no matter how high I tried to

fly.

But I don't understand it, Bond.

I thought he'd always be that strong.

And he'd never give up.

Get over here. I'd like to see that.

All right, come here.

First of all, your father's very strong.

Second of all, we've got enough of these
crying in this house.

And third of all...

Salty tears are very, very bad for my
lips.

Huh?

Now listen, Shortcake, your dad was
there to catch you. He was there to

me. All right, we got a problem here.
Where there is a will, there is a way.

it? I'm telling you something.

He lost his confidence. For now.

Sold his mall, put him on his duff. For
now.

You know, it is like the Lone Ranger and
the Cavendish Gang. You know, when they

ambushed him and left him with his
buddies there, and they left him for

Did he give up? No, he did not. He came
out with guns blazing, right?

And so will your dad.

I will make sure this door does not go
down, huh?

Oh, I'm very excited. I'll tell you
something. 30 seconds to blast off. All

systems go. Oh,

I love sales. There's so many things I
want to take home.

I think you better stay behind the
counter.

Look, Fonzie, are you sure this thing is
going to work? Nobody shops at night.

Hey, the mall stays open till late, you
stay open till 10. They drop their

prices 15%, you drop them 20%. Now
listen, I may be losing my business, but

not losing my mind.

Fonzie, I can't compete with Nails and
Pails.

They got mass advertising, volume
buying.

And have you heard their new commercials
with those little singing hammers?

Yeah, I love them.

It's overrated, Mr. Sears.

I should say something. They hired Patsy
on his own merit.

You're right. I can do this. Oh, let's
go.

Huh? Huh?

Turn it now.

Oh, yeah. Good.

Welcome to Cunningham Hardware. Welcome.
Come on in.

Hey. Come on. See, this looks like it
might work. Are you kidding me? You're

hardware hungry, huh? You take the
store. I'll take the door. Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let me tell you something.

Everybody is buying one of these, huh?

Thanks, but I really don't need one. All
right, get over here.

Let me tell you about these. They are so
much easier when you buy them than if

you digest them.

Four, four. I'll take four. Of course
you will.

There you go. It's a very pretty blue.

Can I see you for a minute? Of course,
yeah.

This is a great night.

Yeah, I appreciate what you're trying to
do. What am I doing? You have brought

all these people here. There's not one
legitimate customer in the place. Hey,

that is very unfair, Mr. Seagull. I
might have encouraged a few people, but

never saw him.

Uh, sir. Come here.

You ever see my face?

No. You know me?

No. I'm a legitimate customer. You buy
your heart out, take over.

You're coming to Cunningham Hardware,
sir. What can I do for you? Well, I've

been looking all over the place.

Can you tell me how to get to the mall?

Are you kidding me? You're the boss,
huh?

What a night. What a night. Talk about
free enterprise, huh?

Fonzie, the last three customers I had
bought two nails, a yard of string, and

cork. Now, that's not free enterprise.
That's a scavenger hunt.

The ship has not sunk until the
captain's nose is under the water, huh?

besides, I haven't made out my list yet,
huh? Let's see.

Let's see here. Oh, yeah.

I need one of these.

What is it?

I need one of these.

And I'll take, like, a whole case of
these. What are they?

Wingnuts. Love them. Love them. Put them
on my tab, will you?

Fonzie? Yeah?

I appreciate all you've done, but you're
not going to be able to bring people in

here every day.

Want to bet?

I have people here tomorrow morning.
When they run out of money, I'll have

people. When they run out, there's
always Europe.

See?

Oh, what a sale!

Howard, another night like this and you
won't even have to stay open during the

day.

Nice try, Marion, but I know when I'm
beaten.

Well, this is the end of Cunningham
Hardware.

I'm going to have to go and work for
somebody else.

Maybe Nails and Pails will hire me, huh?

I can just see it now. There I'll be
stocking shelves and some young smart

will be bossing me around.

Get a move on, Cunningham!

Oh, my God, I could be working for
Potsy.

You know the worst part about it,
Marion?

All the time and the effort that I have
put into this store has added up to

nothing. Oh, don't say that.

Now, this might be the end of Cunningham
Hardware, but it's not the end of

Howard Cunningham.

So what if you would have to work for
somebody else? I still love you.

I'd love you if you were a soda jerk, if
you were Usher down at the theater, if

you were that man who cleans out the
toilets down at the bus station. That's

enough, ma 'am.

What I'm trying to say is that no matter
what happens, we always have each

other. And that's what counts.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Okay, now, Howard, come on. Let's go
home.

No, you go on ahead. I'm going to close
up here. Oh, really? Well, you hurry

then, dear.

And I'll have...

Some hot cocoa waiting for you and a
fire in the fireplace.

And when you get home, we can snuggle.

That's the last time you saw her. Well,
thank you, Arnold. Good night.

No, I'm sure nothing bad has happened.

Oh, I'm sure something bad has happened.

Call it, Mary.

I don't know what to tell you, Mr.
Steele. I asked everybody. I've been

everywhere. Nobody's seen me.

Hi.

Oh,

no, Howard.

Are you hurt? Are you drunk, Howard? No.

Fine, Marion. In fact, I haven't felt
this good in years. Oh, I know it.

drunk. I am not drunk, Marion.

Now, look, after I left the store, I was
so depressed, I decided to walk around

for a while and think things over.

And I found myself in front of our old
apartment on Bradley Street.

And suddenly I had this powerful memory
of someone who used to live in that

building. Old Mr. Metzger who ran a fish
market out of his bedroom?

No, Marion.

Young Howard Cunningham, who started a
hardware business on a shoestring and

built it into a thriving enterprise.

I know that guy.

Yeah. So then I kept on walking, and I
found myself halfway across town.

And I came to this large pet shop. They
had a big sign in the window that said,

for rent.

And that young Howard Cunningham inside
of me said, you belong in that store.

Oh, but Howard, you don't know anything
about the pet business.

Forget the pet business, Marion.

I'm going to move Cunningham Hardware
into that new location.

It's got plenty of parking in the back,
a loading zone out front, and there

isn't another hardware store around for
five miles.

Oh, that's my dad talking.

Howard, relocating is expensive. I mean,
it won't be cheap getting rid of that

doggy smell.

It's a big move. Now, isn't that risky?
Of course it's risky, but the ship has

never sunk until the captain's nose is
underwater.

I told him to say that.

Marion.

we're going to have to refinance the
house.

Oh, why?

Why would we just finish paying off a 20
-year mortgage? I mean, it took us 20

years to do it. That means we're going
to have to start all over again. Oh, my.

Yeah, listen, a very important convo is
going down here, so girls, please. Oh,

sure. They need to talk alone while
living upstairs.

All right, let's talk.

I wish I could, but I gotta go upstairs
and lay my stuff out for tomorrow

morning, huh? Please, don't let the butt
bugs bite you.

I don't know. Our home.

Why don't you just sell the Studebaker?

Marion, listen to me.

When we lived in that apartment, I
didn't know the first thing about

But we scrimped and we saved and we
risked everything we had. And we built

into a thriving business.

I know I can do it again, Marion. I know
that we can do it again.

Now, what do you say?

Oh, Howard.

fire in your eye. And I love it when
there's a fire in your eye. It means

there's smoke in your chimney. When
there's smoke in your chimney, it means

there's wood in your pile. And when
there's wood in your pile... That's

sweetheart.

Can we refinance the house? Oh, Howard,
of course we can.

You know,

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Hi, Daddy.

What are you doing? I got plans, Marion.

Not in front of Joanie.

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking
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Hardware City?

Yeah, well, it was Pet City. This way I
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Oh, but we're just going to pack them
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