All language subtitles for happy_days_s10e07_going_steady

Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, but I go home. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, happy days.

These days are ours.

Tell them to me. Oh, baby. Oh, black,
gray sky, yellow, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

So right.

It can't be wrong. Running and rolling.

Sunday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday,

day. Groovin' all week with you.

Isn't that the greatest thing you ever
saw, Marion?

Four dollars for this contraption?

Four dollars is not a lot of money,
Marion.

Our marriage license cost three dollars
and you wanted to drive to Mexico.

But look at the way the ball comes back,
sweetheart.

Watch this one. This one is a downhill
bump.

driver's training.

A D?

There's nothing to it. It's simple.

Gas, go, brake, stop.

Not so simple, Mr. C.

She was on gas, go, and she drove
straight through the groundbreaking

for the new cafeteria.

Oh, gosh, you should have seen the
mayor. He flew straight through the

beef just like a meat thermometer.

Oh, Howard, everything will be all
right. You taught Richie and Joanie how

drive, and you can teach Casey how to
drive.

When ducks... swear loafers, Marion.

I am finished teaching teenagers how to
drive.

Well, then I guess Casey won't be
getting that very large discount that

insurance companies do give to those
students who do pass the course.

Oh, Casey!

You gotta get them where they live, Mrs.
Dean.

She's gonna make some man a lovely wife.

She's still in Chicago. She's got some
classes.

Oh. Well, what are you doing here, dear?

I don't know. I got this phone call from
Fonzie telling me to drop everything

and fly down here. Some kind of
emergency or something.

What is it?

94 minutes took you, right? You stopped
for ice cream and soda. One, I admit it.

But what's the problem, Fonzie?
Everybody okay?

Everybody's fine. Mr. C, Chachi and I
must talk.

Oh. I understand. A little family
business.

That's all right. There have been lots
of conversations that you haven't been

invited to.

How many?

I'll tell you something. I still feel
like I'm driving.

Yeah. All right, what's the emergency?

Here it is.

You and Jody still getting along?

Yeah. Thank you very much.

That's it? Yeah. You did good. Thanks.

Wait a minute.

I leave Al hanging up in Chicago.

I drive down here like a maniac. I'm
busting all the way to go to the

just so you can ask me one lousy
question.

All right, this is it. What?

I wanted to know if a man with my blood
in him could be content being a one

-woman man, you know? I mean, you run
out of things to say. Oh, this is about

you and Ashley.

Getting pretty serious there.

We're getting serious.

Fonzie and Ashley sitting in a tree.

I'm getting a little serious, you know,
and, uh...

I know that you know her. You like her?
Yeah, I like her.

Wait a minute. Since when do you care
what other people think? I don't care.

On this one, I do care.

Well, why stop with me?

Why not throw a party and buy all your
friends down and have them give their

opinion of her? Eight o 'clock.

And be there.

Rog! Oh, hey, Fon. What a diverse group
of people. I haven't seen anything like

this since, uh, since the Yale Glee Club
visited Attica.

You sent me the album.

It's okay, it's not

bad.

I hope Animal wasn't offended, but I
started to feel a little bit faint when

put those magnets to his forehead.

Magnets to his forehead? I've got to see
this.

It's going to be okay. Look. Here's
Sally. Here's Barbara.

Burton. Fun.

And Buffy and Rocky Barofi. We can start
the party now. We

are invisible.

Invincible.

The man's a genius.

Bones, we would have been here a lot
sooner, but we had a big fight over what

bring you. Are we talking friends here
or what? What to bring? You didn't bring

me anything.

What did you bring?

Lovely. You are, you are lovely.

This is Ashley, sister, who I am very
involved with.

Oh. Involved.

Well, I know. They can duke it out over
you. Everybody!

Unless, of course, you want to.

No fight.

Oh, she is a mother.

You could have taken her, you know.

Hey, folks, we got two kids now. Want to
see some pictures? Oh, yeah.

Oh, they're adorable.

He looks like you.

These are the old ones, though. Show
them the new ones, Rocco.

Okay,

listen, I want you two girls to
conversate. I want you to conversate,

I got a little talking, all right?

I'll see you later.

What do you think?

I mean, squawking personality, huh?

Oh, who cares?

She's got a great body.

Grandma.

Grandma Nussbaum. Yes, he's sweet.
Thanks for being here.

Hey, thanks a lot for bringing him.

That's a nice boy.

He faced our hands on the bone and he
got his hair cut.

Fonz, this is a great party, so I got to
get going, right? No, no, no. What are

you talking about?

Hang around, grab some food, stay away
from the room. Mark, because I left out

the chestnuts.

Fonz, Johnny's worried about me back in
Chicago. I was supposed to be home a

little while ago. No, I'm telling you, I
insist.

Fonz, I owe Animal money. I got you.
Okay, listen, give my best to Johnny.

Grandma.

Give me a grandma.

Ashley. This is Ashley Pfister. This is
Grandma Nussbaum. How do you do? No

swearing. Yes, to me, too.

Are we talking about the Pfisters who
own Milwaukee?

Yes, but I'm afraid I was disowned.

Really? What did you do?

I married someone my family didn't
approve of. Me, too. Four times.

She is a great woman, a good mom, great
accountant.

Wears a seatbelt.

Nice work, Skippy.

Skippy? You didn't hear that.

Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Bond, can I get you
something to drink?

Oh, uh, could I have just a small glass
of very dry sherry? Oh, I think we only

have beer.

It's better.

I'll be right back, Skippy.

You know I love it when you're having
fun.

What do you think?

Skippy, I think she's the nicest girl
you ever brought to me.

Grandma, she's the only girl I ever
brought to you.

You know, I want to ask her a very
important question tonight.

I just don't know how to say it, you
know?

I know.

So say it with this.

Your grandpa Pantarelli gave it to me.

Everybody say it. Yeah?

All right.

Love last forever.

I guess if you're going to give me this,
then you really like her, huh? Oh, I

really do.

You hold on to it, Skippy dear. I think
Ashley is a very, very sweet girl.

And what a body.

I'm going to ask her to go study
tonight.

I never thought those words would come
out of my mouth.

Whoa.

Did I pass?

You passed what?

A test.

Why don't you sit down here for a
minute?

Here, come on. Come on.

Hey.

Hey. We'll both sit down.

I think we should stand up.

What is it?

Ashley, when I first met you, I was
overtaken, you know?

It was like I found this beautiful
painting at the supermarket, you know,

didn't know how you would look in my
house. So what did I do?

I hung it up.

You got a blanket on the wall here.

So I hung it up, and I straightened it
out, and it lit up my room

like a blowtorch.

Are you getting my drift?

Yeah, you think of me as being somewhere
between a Da Vinci painting and a

Schlitz beer sign.

I think you better sit down again.

I like you.

You like me, right?

So I think that maybe we shouldn't see
anybody else except for us.

In other words, I believe that we should
go... That

we should go steady.

Go steady? Yeah.

Oh, now, wait a minute, Fonzie. I mean,
do you know what's involved with going

steady? I mean, have you ever gone
steady before?

No.

I know that you date me, I date you, and
as songs on the radio become much more

meaningful.

You leave me no choice?

I would love to.

Yeah?

But go in steady.

Well,

should we shake hands, or do you want to
punch me in the arm?

I got something.

I got something.

Come around.

This is a genuine halloween.

Oh, Fonzie.

It is the real thing. I promise,
guaranteed not to make your neck green.

Fonzie. Yeah?

I love you.

I love you, too.

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You got it? Yeah.

Start the motor.

Keep your foot on the brake and put your
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Who is this?

Yo, come on in.

Oh, the petulant.

Fonzie. Paula.

Long time no see.

Oh, Fonzie.

I didn't know where else to turn to.

Well, you did right, sweetheart.

Come here, sit down. In times of
disaster, I'm like the Red Cross.

No moods bothering you? I'll get you a
donut.

Okay. Well, I really don't know where to
start.

At the beginning.

Well, everything was going great. I had
this neat job as an usher at the Fox

Theater. Yeah, you were always a film
buff.

Yeah.

I started dating Phil Fox, my boss.
Yeah? And pretty soon, me and Fudgie.

Fudgie's my cat.

Hi, Fudgie. We moved in with him.

Hey, very cozy.

It was.

Until today.

When Fudgie and I came home from the
vet, we caught him with another woman.

Whoa. It was his wife.

The nerve.

And that's not all. What else could
there be?

Oh, fun. Yeah.

He left me with an unwanted pregnancy.

I don't believe my ears.

Poor Fudgie's due in four weeks.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry, Fonz. We have no place to go.

Oh, Fonz.

What's going to happen to us? Okay,
okay.

Listen, you've got to sort things out,
right? Yeah. Now, I'm kind of going

steady with somebody, but you could
certainly spend the night here.

I could?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, gee, Fonz.

You've got a big heart.

Mi casa is my house.

Look, Mommy.

Fonz plays huggy face with other...

I'm so glad you came. Hey, Ashley
Pfister.

Ashley Pfister. And this little one here
is Heather, her daughter. Hiya,

sweetheart.

The big one is the one I'm going steady
with.

This is Paula Petralunga.

How do you do, Miss Petralunga?

Yeah, you would not believe what
happened to this poor girl. No?

Try me.

Well, I'll explain that to you on the
way to the movies, okay?

Now, you, don't wait up for me, all
right? Because we're going to go see

White and the Three Stooges. You're
going to love it.

I'm going to walk the bike.

Mommy, why don't you dress like that?

Because I have taste.

Budgie, I think this is going to work
out just fine.

Ashley, I don't know what you're so
upset about.

There's a woman living in your house.
There is a woman living in my house, but

thought we went over that. We did.

Good night, Fonzie.

Now, wait a minute, Ashley.

Come on, let's not get crazy here, all
right?

Paula Petrolunga is a very good friend
of mine and her cat is pregnant.

Well, how would you feel if you walked
in here and saw my ex -husband hanging

all over me and then found out he was
spending the night?

All right, good question, good question.
I would kill him. All right.

Now, you know how I feel. Now, I expect
the same commitment from you as you

expect from me. Hold it. Time out.

We're not talking commitment here. We're
talking friendship, helping a friend.

I respect that, Fonzie, but I thought we
were going together.

Of course. The next time I see a guy
drowning, I'll just say, Hey, Jocko, I'm

real sorry, but I'm dating Ashley. Can't
help.

Fonzie, this is different. Paula is an
old girlfriend, and if she needs a place

to stay, I expect you to put her up at a
motel or at Rogers.

Of course.

Of course. The cuckoo's out of the
clock.

You don't trust me, do you?

It's women like Paula Petralunga that I
don't trust. Look.

Fonzie, I just don't think you
understand what's involved with having a

relationship with one woman. I know.
I've had thousands of them, and not one

them was based on mistrust. You
understand?

So, if this is what study is all about,
I do not want any part of it. Thank you.

Oh.

Oh, that's just fine.

If that's how you feel, maybe you'd like
to have this back.

What, do you think this upsets me? Hey,
this is one size fits all.

Aren't you?

Auntie?

Oh, yeah, hey, listen, go back to sleep,
Paul. It's okay.

I'll just set myself up.

Oh, but there's plenty of room right
here.

You know, I found out that sleeping on
the table makes it so much easier to

breakfast in bed.

Hans? Yeah? I didn't get you in trouble
with your girl, did I?

You're so weird.

You think you know somebody, you think
you know everything about them, and

bam, they pull the plug.

They pulled a rug right out in front of
your eyes.

Hey, you know what would make us both
feel real great right now, Fonz? No,

If we climbed on your bike and rode up
to Lake Mendado.

True? Yeah.

I mean, the wind blowing in your face.

Yeah, nobody else around?

Just the two of us.

No commitment?

No responsibilities?

No one to worry about.

No one cramping your style.

No one to share things with.

No one to tell you to take out the
garbage.

Nobody to care for, nobody to love.

Paula? Yeah? Get off the bike.

I'm going to do something I should have
done when you first got here.

Now you're talking.

Hotel time.

Oh, how romantic fun.

I'll register, and then you can sneak
in.

You register. I'm going to Ashley's and
patch things up.

But Fonzie, you're making a big mistake.

I'm going to correct one if I'm not too
late.

Ashley, I'm telling you, you've got to
let me in. This is a matter of life and

death. I doubt that.

Ashley, there is an old lady out here
holding a shotgun on me.

Oh, it's all right, Mrs. Dickerson. He
may look like a hood, but he's only a

jerk.

Good night. Sleep well.

I hope I'm not interrupting scrimmage or
something like that.

Did you wake me up in the middle of the
night to discuss sports?

Ashley, as a matter of fact, that is
exactly why I woke you up.

I have learned something.

I have never been one for, you know,
team sports.

I was always concerned about myself and
what I was going to score in that, you

know?

So what I learned was...

But you have to think about the team, or
we don't win.

Oh, I'm sounding like Roger now.

Hold it.

Making a lot of sense.

Fonzie.

I don't mean to clip your wings, and I
didn't mean for you to not help your

friends.

And I'm sorry if I went overboard, but
it's only because I care about you so

much.

See, I learned about going steady. I
mean, it's like in the movies, you know?

It's not a horse, a guy, and a gal
riding off into the sunset. It's all

them doing a lot of work together, you
know?

I'm a quick study. I could learn fast.

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