All language subtitles for happy_days_s10e06_who_gives_a_hootenanny

Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Oh,

happy days.

These days are ours.

Show them to me. Oh, baby. Paid by gray
sky, yellow blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

It's all right. It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' on the floor.

Sunday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are all...

Oh, this isn't cheating, Casey. It's...
Well, it's sharing.

Helping out a friend in need.

Cheating is what I do with Carrie
Carboni's boyfriend.

Look at this. Look at this. I made

more than this as an amateur athlete.

Hey, Roger. Roger, we're not in this for
the money, right? Yeah. Think about

them little kids that we're cramming
their heads full of culture and

and everything. There's joy in that.

Yeah, but funds.

I have a master's degree. I mean, I'm
not just some uneducated bum they

in off the street.

Uh, this... This is yours.

Hey, wait a minute. You saw mine.

Whoa.

But then again, unlike you, this is not
my only source of income.

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the
wind.

The answer.

On front, sir.

Yes, Frankie.

What happened to C -14?

I've come in here for years. I punch C
-14.

I hear right to heart.

No one said I punch C -14. I hear
something about the weather.

I want to hear.

At the hop.

Sure. Let's go to the hop.

I don't want to hear it at the hop in
your putt. I want to hear it on the

jukebox.

Oh, you can't do that, Francis. I
changed all the records today.

Folk music. Are you telling me that you
threw out Buddy Holly? Uh -huh. You

threw out the great Chuck Berry?

Uh -huh.

Dwayne Eddy and the Rockin' Rebels? Uh
-huh. Uh -huh.

Rock and roll is out. Folk music is in.

You got changed with the times.

Nothing changes without my permission.

And the times did not ask my permission.

Oh, don't do something crazy, Ponzi.

Ponzi, what are you doing?

Ponzi, what are you doing?

Hey, wait a minute. I'm getting rid of
this. I'm stamping it out now so we

all get bored with folk music.

Why is that?

Because this ain't real music, that's
why.

You know, real music is about girls,
cars, death on the drag street.

Hans, you don't want to throw this one
away.

I mean, this one is the Kingston Trio.

Let me see that.

You're right. They just broke up.

Hans, I think you're overreacting.

I mean, folk music just represents the
popularization of a form of music that

has existed for centuries.

It's a natural progression for each
generation to choose and select its own

of expression.

Do you understand what I mean?

Yes, I do. Good.

Hans!

Good morning dear.

on TV tomorrow night. I know, I know.
Lawrence Welk.

Oh, Mom, Chachi and I are going to be on
TV. Hey, see, Uncle Rico, Uncle Rico

booked us on this show. It's going to be
broadcast live from university tomorrow

night. Mom, this is a break we've been
waiting for. This could mean a record

contract, concert dates, maybe even
beach movies.

Beach movies?

Oh, dear, but you freckled so in the
sun. No, it's all right for Richard.

boy, but it's not good for a girl.

those tugs were filthy. I had the worst.

Johnny!

Johnny!

You look great. So do you.

Thank you.

Who is this?

It's your cousin Casey. Don't you
remember?

Casey! Johnny!

Chachi Arcola.

All I know is Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

Oh, dear. Well, let's not all just stand
around like this. Sit down. I'm going

to make you a big welcome home
breakfast.

Casey, put on a couple of extra plates.
I'm going to make blueberry pancakes.

Howard, go down and buy some blueberries
and some pancake mix.

Mom, we just came by to say hi. We've
got to go down to the rehearsal.

Oh, well, all right. Nice seeing you
again.

No, no.

Missy, we'll be back for dinner. Yeah.

Prove it. Leave me your wallet.

Marion, trust him. We know where he
lives.

And Richie said I couldn't carry it to
him. I'd like to see his face now.

Oh, so would I.

Missy, if it makes you feel any better,
take my hand. All right. Thank you.

See you later. Bye, guys. See you at
dinner.

Put some light out where the sun don't
ever shine.

Put some light out where the sun don't
ever shine.

Oh, yeah.

That's beautiful.

Oh, you guys, this is totally keen.

Oh, thanks so much for bringing me here.
I'm rooting for you all the way. A guy?

Oh, you guys, I'll get my own ride home.

Ready? Yeah.

Hold it,

hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
That's rock and

roll. You bet your bippy.

Gives you goosebumps, doesn't it? Hey,
you can't do rock and roll on

This is a folk music show.

Folk music?

You mean like Jimmy Crack Horn?

Look, I don't mean to tell you how to
run your business, but, uh, you see, we

have certain values, and, uh, we're not
about to compromise.

So either we sing a rock and roll song,
or we don't do your show.

Next, Jimmy Crackhorn and I Don't Care.

What a creep.

Who you calling a creep? Who you calling
a creep?

I'm not a creep.

I agree with Jan. She's not a creep.
Thank you.

You're a super creep. People call me a
creep all the time, and it doesn't

me a bit.

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Arthur, you're just in time for dinner.

No, thanks. I ate yesterday.

Oh, Howard, I think something is
bothering Arthur. Why don't you talk to

Okay.

Well, Franz, what seems to be... Excuse
us just a minute, Howard.

I'll just soften him up with a little
man talk first. Then when his defenses

down, just hit him with the hard stuff
and don't let up on him until he sings

like a canary.

You've been watching too much Dragnet,
Mary.

Just be firm. You can do it, Howard.
I've seen you down at the store when

somebody tries to return something
without a receipt.

Get out of my way, Mary.

Well, France?

Hey, those Packers, they're really
something, aren't they?

I don't understand what's happening to
our country, Mr. C.

I mean, there's no respect for tradition
no more, you know?

I mean, take the T -Bird.

Nature's perfect card, and some guy
comes along and puts a backseat in.

When is it going to end, Mr. C?

I don't know.

Is that what's bothering you? You don't
like the new Ford?

Well, yeah, that and this strange,
silly, boring folk music everybody's

listening to.

Oh, so that's it, huh?

Music is changing again.

Yeah. Yeah, well, I know exactly what
you mean.

The minute I saw Elvis Presley on the Ed
Sullivan show, I knew that was the end

of the big band era.

And that I wouldn't see much more of
Señor Wences.

It's all right, it's all right.

It's not all right, all right.

Elvis Presley is king. He's got to stay
that way. He is the king.

Well, I know exactly how you feel. I
felt the same way about Glenn Miller.

But then I realized you don't have to
lose the music you love.

I got it here.

And I got it up there.

Yeah? Yeah, I got Moonlight Serenade,
String of Pearls. I got them all,

Every album that Glenn Miller ever
recorded.

No, no, they can't take that away from
me.

They can't take that away from me
either.

Yeah, well, there's nothing you can do
about it. Oh, yes, they can.

If they can make a pendant race through
butter, I can fight for rock and roll

forever. I know that whatever I say is
not going to change your mind, but you

remember that if everyone thought the
same way you did, Fats Domino would have

written minuets.

And darn good ones, too.

Oh, hey, hey, hey, how you doing? How
you doing? How's everything?

I'm real glad to see you.

You're getting your teeth straightened.

This is just part of the great news, we
got to tell you. Hey, listen, I could

use some great news. I'm in a dumpster,
need a lift. Yeah, Johnny, you tell

them. No, no, you tell them. No, you
tell them. No, you tell them. Tell them.

Somebody tell me, please. All right,
yeah.

Fudge, you better dig a toad in the
carpet for this one.

All right.

We are going to be on national
television.

Am I a proud cousin or what?

We'll be the next great American folk
singing sensation.

I'm not proud.

Fine. Come on, this is a great
opportunity.

What are you talking about? We get
exposure.

Plus a free set of luggage.

I never thought that I would see today
that my own flesh and blood turns their

back on rock and roll, sells out, and
for what?

Luggage. And why did I have the silly
idea that you'd be happy for us?

I'll tell you. You answered your own
questions.

You looked me square in the eye and
stabbed me right in the back.

Rock and roll forever.

Come on, Fives. Let's get a move on.

Marion? Ashley, let's go.

Come on. Casey and Jenny left a half
hour ago. We're going to be late for

Hootenanny.

Time means nothing to these people.

No, I don't like what I'm wearing. No,
no, no. You look just fine, doesn't she,

Ashley? Oh, just stunning. Well, maybe
just a little scarf. There, you see?

Let's go. Come on. Come on, Andy. Come
on. Let's go.

Andy, what are you doing?

I was out there smooshing garbage.

You would think that a man who owns a
hardware store would, like, kick in for

extra can.

Yeah, but we're going to be late for the
show.

Does it look like I am dressed to go out
for the evening?

I don't know. We always dress like that.

Well, it so happens that I am not
dressed to go and listen to folk music.

dressed to take out the garbage, which
is the same thing.

Why don't you go ahead? We'll catch up
to you. Okay. Okay, shotgun. I got

shotgun.

Marion, it's just the two of us.

Fonzie. Yes.

Now, I hired a babysitter so we could go
to see the show. This morning we were

going, and now we're not going.

Why?

Why do you want to listen to folk music?
It is so boring.

You know, this morning on the radio I
heard this song about this guy rowing a

boat to shore. Where else is he going to
row the boat?

And then when he finally got there,
everybody yelled, Hallelujah!

Beep, beep.

Oh, I see. You prefer your meaningful
songs like Awam Babaloo, Bababoom Bam

Boom. I sure do. You know why? Because
they got guts. They got feeling. They

make my blood flow. They make me want to
go in the parking lot and beat

somebody. Well, I guess music should
have a social function.

Ash, I don't understand this folk stuff.

Of course.

Of course.

It is a communist plot.

Don't you understand?

They're playing this music. We're all
going to fall asleep. They come in, they

take over, and it is winter all year
long.

Why are you making such a big deal out
of this?

Ash, why did they stop putting real wood
on the station wagons?

Why did they have to make a watch that
works underwater?

And what the heck is minute rice? Who
can eat that fast?

Why don't they just leave things the way
they are?

Now I understand.

You know it's the Russians too, right?
No.

I think you're afraid.

Whoa. You're afraid of change.

Hey, Fonzie's not afraid of anything,
especially not change. Oh, now, Fonzie,

everybody's a little afraid of change.

I mean, you're afraid that you'll wake
up in the morning and see that the world

has just passed you by and that you
won't fit in anymore.

Why would I be afraid of something that
is not going to happen to me?

Fonzie, you can't just shut yourself off
from the rest of the world.

I have done pretty good so far.

Let's see.

Mm -hmm.

Fonzie. Yes?

Do me a favor. Close your eyes.

Okay.

Now, no cheating.

20 years from now. Yes.

Do you still see yourself wearing a
leather jacket, riding around on a

motorcycle? Sure.

Yeah.

I don't know, maybe.

It's 20 years. It's a long time. I never
thought about it.

I mean, what else would I wear?

Well, a sweater would be nice. Ashley,
do you have any idea what happens to a

person who gets wiped out on a
motorcycle wearing a sweater?

Spends the rest of his life with no
elbows.

Andre, I know what you mean. Now, when
Elvis got his army haircut, I cried for

days.

So did I.

Oh, I wish I was with you.

I thought they cut too much off the
side.

Yeah. Now, nothing changed with his
music, right? No, he's the greatest.

Nothing's going to change who he is. No,
he is the king forever.

Fonzie. Yeah?

Nothing is going to change who you are.

It sweats.

Well, come on. We've got to support Joni
and John. She's singing folk music.

You really think I look good in a
sweater? Oh, I think you look good in

anything. Anything?

Then I'll wear my jacket.

Put some light out where the sun don't
ever shine Put some light out where

the sun don't ever shine Thank

you very much. We'll be right back with
more Hootenanny.

But remember, we love you all.

We love you. And we're off the air. I
thought I told you never to touch me

we're singing.

All right, kids, get on stage. You're
next.

I'm going to play you some, Jody. Tell
me I'm having this strange feeling that

we shouldn't have written our own folk
song lyrics.

I mean, look at this.

I came to town on Friday, shot the
sheriff in the head.

They're lynching me on Sunday, and I
wish that I were dead.

Sounded great at four in the morning.

Charlie, we're getting a shadow from
that boom on the back curtain, please.

Let's move it.

Hey, Clow.

Where do you think you're going?

Oh, I thought I was going to talk to my
friends instead of break your arm. Oh,

well, there's a minute and a half, so
take your time.

Get back over here.

All right, now, listen up.

I asked you not to do the show, not
because I didn't want you to play folk

music, but because I really didn't want
to hear it, you know, and I just don't

have a right to do that.

This is fine. Thanks a lot, but...

I honestly think that if we sing the
ballad of the left -footed sheriff, our

career's going to end like that. Come
on, it can't be that bad.

Don't do this. You're going to embarrass
me. Wait, wait, what? What are we going

to do? Well, do what you want to do.
Well, let us do what we want to do.

then do what you want to do the way they
want you to do it. How do we do that?

Do what?

Three, two, one, you're on.

Hey, grandmother's bomb.

Come on, here, good luck. I love you.

And welcome back to Root Nanny.

What are we going to do?

Come go with me.

Yeah, but that's rock and roll. Not the
way we're going to sing, okay?

I need you darling, so come go with me.

Yeah, I need you, yes, I really need
you. Please say you'll

never leave me.

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want to be sure to get an autographed

of your first album.

Thanks, Ashley.

You'll be first on the list. Hey,

about make that second.

It's so thrilling. We're going to have
our own celebrities. You know, someday

could have a sign that says, Joanie and
Chachi slept here.

Separate rooms, of course.

I can't believe you're leaving so soon.
We didn't even get to look at all

movies. Dad, I could stay if you don't
mind me missing a couple of classes.

See you, sweetheart. Give him back his
wallet.

I didn't look inside it.

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Are you kidding?

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sweetheart. Goodbye, dear.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Josh.

Take care. Goodbye, darling.

Goodbye, sweetheart.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Oh, Howard.

Joanie and Trotty are starting to get
all the things they hoped for. Do you

remember what you wanted when you were
their age?

Well, I wanted a Huffmobile, and I
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One out of three isn't bad, Mary.

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Stay tuned for episode number four. It's

up next right here on TV Land.