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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy and free.

Oh, happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me. Oh, baby. Oh, by gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. Oh, so right.

It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin'. Oh, no.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Roomin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

You don't think I look too much like, uh, Ward Cleaver?

Oh, no, Arthur.

You are, you are just, oh, you're dashing. Oh, Howard's tie looks great.

Oh, isn't life, oh, just, it's fulfilling.

You think that my Arthur, our Arthur, is receiving a good citizenship award. You

know, for years, the best we hoped for was time off for good behavior.

See ya.

You think I should just go over my speech one more time? No, no, no, no,

Yeah, I don't want to be too over -rehearsed, right? Because it should be

simultaneous.

Fonzie, wait a minute. Bend down.

Yeah?

Fonzie, go get him.

Thank you very much there, Bunny.

Faith.

If I hear that speech one more time, I'll lose my cookies.

So the mayor says now that I can afford my own lunch, everyone wants to throw

one for me.

And it's been a pleasure, I might add, a personal pleasure, to see this young

man develop into a civic leader.

Gentlemen, I give you this year's recipient of the Chamber of Commerce

Citizenship Award, Mr. Arthur Fonzarelli.

I couldn't have done this without myself.

Every Cisco's got his poncho, and I would like you very much now to meet my

poncho. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Howard Cunningham.

You know, I'm amazed.

A few years ago, who would have thought that I would have been here, an honoree

at a civic bash, you know?

I'm very glad, and I will do my responsibilities, and I thank you very

letting me, like, you know, set an example.

Allowing you to set an example? No, hold it. No way. Uh -uh. This is ridiculous.

Gentlemen, this man you are honoring is a barbarian, a ruffian, an imposter, and

a... And a barbarian, ruffian, and a punk, yeah!

You can't beat up someone two minutes after you've just received a good

citizenship award.

Yeah, what's the rule on that? How long do I have to wait?

You don't remember me, do you? No.

Dwayne Twitchell?

No.

Third grade?

No. Gentlemen, let me tell you a little something about your honoree. This man

made me the pathetic object of pity and ruined my self -image for life.

He pushed me off a swing and hurt me really...

We're talking ancient history, right?

I mean, if I offended you, then I really apologize in front of multitudes, okay?

There, you see? Now, the man apologized.

So you've either got to leave or join the Chamber of Commerce.

No way, Jack. 17 years ago, I vowed I'd look back at you. Well, now I'm ready,

and you're going to pay.

It took you 17 years.

Okay, so I'm a careful planner.

At that time, I've spent every second.

Every minute, every hour of the day, honing my body into a finely tuned

instrument of destruction.

So what happened?

All right, that's it.

Midnight, tonight, Franklin Avenue Park, next to the very same swing you pushed

me off of.

Just a ho -ho.

Fonzie is a lover, he's not a fighter.

And also, he's not a good public speaker.

That's right. I ain't going to fight you. It ain't civic. I'm a gentleman.

this? I tied it myself.

You civic leader? That's right.

I spit on you and your trophy.

Let's see. No, no, no, no, no. Not here. Not now. Not while you're wearing my

good tie.

I'll see you tonight.

I need kisses.

Yeah. Because I got to go down to the garage.

Oh, no, you're not.

Mine says you're going to the park to bid the guy to spin on your trophy.

Oh, great. You told her, huh? Well, it's true, isn't it?

I mean, you are going. Your mind is made up. Yes, it is.

Arthur.

Now, don't you think this is a little bit strange?

I mean, you've just won the good citizenship award. Now you're going to

somebody to a pulp before your trophy is even dry?

But you've got a responsibility.

I mean, kids look up to you. What you do, they do. And you've got to set a

example. Ashley, it is not as if I went looking to beat somebody up. This

nutcase challenged me in front of my friends. And some people I don't even

Oh, I... So if someone challenged you to jump off the Empire State Building,

you'd do it?

How many stories are we talking about?

Now, both you and I know you can take this guy.

And you've got nothing to prove, and especially not to me.

Please, do me a favor.

Promise me you won't fight this guy.

Ashley, you're asking me a very tough thing. I cannot... Ashley,

I have never turned down a challenge.

You're making this real hard. Will you please? I cannot... Okay,

you win. I promise I will not fight.

Fonzie did not show up at the park last night to fight that Dwayne guy. He was

probably busy at the garage.

What, at 12 o 'clock midnight?

Come on.

The guy is a black belt. I'm telling you, Fonzie's afraid.

You want to take that back, Bobby? No way.

Take it back, brillo brain.

Yeah, who's going to make me, mush mouth?

Oh, fellas, fellas, no, please, no fighting over me.

I'll go out with both of you. Excuse us.

He's afraid.

He's not. He is.

Get what I just saw.

Two friends fighting. What is this about?

Bobby says you're afraid of that Dwayne guy.

Is that true?

Yeah. Get him.

I'm not afraid of this bozo.

It's just not worth it.

He's a bunion on the toe of life, right?

He's, uh... Hey!

Here.

Did you forget where the park was last night?

I was busy.

Busy, busy, schmizzy. All right, right here, right now.

You know, it's not that I don't want to play

tetherball with your head, but I made a promise I'm not about to break.

Okay.

Your mother swims after troop ships.

Look at that face. Your neck should be arrested for carrying around a lethal

weapon.

Seventeen years, you come up with a lot of these.

Fins and needles, needles and pins.

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I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you.

But it's not delivery. It's DiGiorno.

The French make pizza at home.

It's not delivery.

It's DiGiorno. I'll call you.

Hey, Cliff. Oh, hey, Bobby.

Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday.

Yeah, so am I.

You think I could have Laurel and Huckstep's phone number?

Bobby, I said I was sorry, not stupid.

So what?

There's a nice entity.

That is not the point. Yeah, listen, we're going to go to the jukebox. Any

requests? Yeah.

Here's a dime.

We'll beat this guy up.

I didn't realize it was going to be so rough on you. Setting an example is

very tough.

Needles and pins.

You know, you're like a little gnat.

Now, I went to a Mozart concert, you know, and I'm having a nice quiet

with some friends, one of which you are not.

I can respect that.

It's a nice coat.

Thank you. Nice material.

Looks real sharp.

There's one thing wrong with it, though.

in case you ever want to wipe your nose on your sleeve.

All right, that's enough.

I mean, can't you tell a gentleman when you see one?

I don't see any gentlemen.

But I do know a sexy lady when I see one.

If you should ever want to go out with a real man, here's my hotel room key.

think you're going? Look, you've had 17 years to prepare for this. Don't you

think you owe him at least a minute?

Okay.

This better be done, Roger. Fonz, do you really want to fight this guy? Huh?

Huh?

Okay. Okay.

Fonz, this guy is a lunatic.

It's no contest, Fonz. You're going to kill him, and I know you. You've got a

big heart, and you're going to feel bad for all...

He's got a reputation.

He must not hang up his guns. They keep on hunting for him.

And now we got this guy out here, this Jack Palance wearing pajamas.

You know what I mean?

I never saw Shane.

You never saw Shane?

I guess I never got around to it. You never got around to it?

No. Fonz, I have a plan here that I think can help you out.

That's just what I need. Get advice from a guy who never saw Shane.

plan you can stand up to duane and still get a good example for the kids oh yeah

you want me to pretend i'm fainted out there okay i have another plan i used to

box in college and i had this one fight where i used what i call the hands -off

technique okay it's very simple all you got to do is get this guy so angry that

he loses his cool then you let him tire himself out by doing all the punching

and all the moving around right when he's completely exhausted you move in

the kill you actually beat him like that yes

Fortunately, after the fight, he caught me in the locker room and knocked me

senseless.

You actually get paid for coaching?

I'll tell you something. What?

It's a very good thing I put on for emergencies.

Here we go, all right? Will you stop crushing my shoulders? Go out there and

tell that maniac I'm coming. Right.

Hey, Clance. Don't worry about this guy. He's nothing. You got him. He's a

pushover. Yeah, right, right, right, right.

Hey, Dwayne, it's me, Roger.

I'm coming out now.

show us today.

I mean, how's a guy supposed to get revenge if you won't fight? Now, what's

matter? Come on. You're afraid to take a punch?

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

You're right.

I have been avoiding this.

I'm just going to stand here. You give me your best punch, right?

Oh, yeah, sure. You're just going to stand and let me take a shot? My mama

didn't raise no stoop, Nagel.

Whatever you said, I gave you my word. Oh, fine.

that's not the plan when you see shame then we'll talk

I was an obnoxious kid. Hey, I'm an obnoxious adult.

You know what you did?

You stood up to the flies.

I like that.

You got guts.

I do? Yeah, you nearly got killed, but you got guts.

You mean for all these years you haven't thought that I was a coward?

This may come as a shock, but for all these years I haven't given you a

raise a stupid naked.

You know, we were eight years old. Kids do stupid things, you know. You can't

live by revenge alone.

Remember the searches? You see the searches?

No. Doesn't anybody go to the movies anymore?

Oh, Fonzie, you're right. I was so proud of you. Proud of you, too, Fonzie. And,

uh, by the way, I saw the searches.

Join me at once was my table, okay?

I'm very sorry you spent 17 years tormenting yourself.

Yeah, well, you live and learn, I guess.

So, uh, how you been keeping yourself busy these years?

Well, I own half of this place. I teach a school. I own a garage.

What about you? What do you do?

I'm a psychiatrist.

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