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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.
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These days are ours.
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Happy and free.
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Oh, happy days.
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These days are ours.
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Share them with me. Oh, baby. Oh, by
gray sky, hello blue.
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There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you. Oh, so right.
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It can't be wrong.
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Rockin' and rollin'. Oh, no.
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Sunday, Monday, happy days.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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Saturday, what a day.
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Roomin' all week with you.
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These days are ours.
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You don't think I look too much like,
uh, Ward Cleaver?
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Oh, no, Arthur.
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You are, you are just, oh, you're
dashing. Oh, Howard's tie looks great.
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Oh, isn't life, oh, just, it's
fulfilling.
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You think that my Arthur, our Arthur, is
receiving a good citizenship award. You
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know, for years, the best we hoped for
was time off for good behavior.
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See ya.
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You think I should just go over my
speech one more time? No, no, no, no,
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Yeah, I don't want to be too over
-rehearsed, right? Because it should be
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simultaneous.
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Fonzie, wait a minute. Bend down.
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Yeah?
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Fonzie, go get him.
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Thank you very much there, Bunny.
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Faith.
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If I hear that speech one more time,
I'll lose my cookies.
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So the mayor says now that I can afford
my own lunch, everyone wants to throw
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one for me.
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And it's been a pleasure, I might add, a
personal pleasure, to see this young
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man develop into a civic leader.
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Gentlemen, I give you this year's
recipient of the Chamber of Commerce
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Citizenship Award, Mr. Arthur
Fonzarelli.
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I couldn't have done this without
myself.
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Every Cisco's got his poncho, and I
would like you very much now to meet my
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poncho. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Howard
Cunningham.
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You know, I'm amazed.
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A few years ago, who would have thought
that I would have been here, an honoree
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at a civic bash, you know?
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I'm very glad, and I will do my
responsibilities, and I thank you very
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letting me, like, you know, set an
example.
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Allowing you to set an example? No, hold
it. No way. Uh -uh. This is ridiculous.
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Gentlemen, this man you are honoring is
a barbarian, a ruffian, an imposter, and
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a... And a barbarian, ruffian, and a
punk, yeah!
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You can't beat up someone two minutes
after you've just received a good
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citizenship award.
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Yeah, what's the rule on that? How long
do I have to wait?
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You don't remember me, do you? No.
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Dwayne Twitchell?
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No.
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Third grade?
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No. Gentlemen, let me tell you a little
something about your honoree. This man
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made me the pathetic object of pity and
ruined my self -image for life.
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He pushed me off a swing and hurt me
really...
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We're talking ancient history, right?
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I mean, if I offended you, then I really
apologize in front of multitudes, okay?
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There, you see? Now, the man apologized.
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So you've either got to leave or join
the Chamber of Commerce.
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No way, Jack. 17 years ago, I vowed I'd
look back at you. Well, now I'm ready,
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and you're going to pay.
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It took you 17 years.
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Okay, so I'm a careful planner.
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At that time, I've spent every second.
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Every minute, every hour of the day,
honing my body into a finely tuned
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instrument of destruction.
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So what happened?
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All right, that's it.
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Midnight, tonight, Franklin Avenue Park,
next to the very same swing you pushed
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me off of.
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Just a ho -ho.
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Fonzie is a lover, he's not a fighter.
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And also, he's not a good public
speaker.
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That's right. I ain't going to fight
you. It ain't civic. I'm a gentleman.
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this? I tied it myself.
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You civic leader? That's right.
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I spit on you and your trophy.
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Let's see. No, no, no, no, no. Not here.
Not now. Not while you're wearing my
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good tie.
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I'll see you tonight.
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I need kisses.
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Yeah. Because I got to go down to the
garage.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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Mine says you're going to the park to
bid the guy to spin on your trophy.
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Oh, great. You told her, huh? Well, it's
true, isn't it?
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I mean, you are going. Your mind is made
up. Yes, it is.
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Arthur.
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Now, don't you think this is a little
bit strange?
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I mean, you've just won the good
citizenship award. Now you're going to
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somebody to a pulp before your trophy is
even dry?
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But you've got a responsibility.
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I mean, kids look up to you. What you
do, they do. And you've got to set a
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example. Ashley, it is not as if I went
looking to beat somebody up. This
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nutcase challenged me in front of my
friends. And some people I don't even
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Oh, I... So if someone challenged you to
jump off the Empire State Building,
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you'd do it?
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How many stories are we talking about?
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Now, both you and I know you can take
this guy.
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And you've got nothing to prove, and
especially not to me.
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Please, do me a favor.
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Promise me you won't fight this guy.
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Ashley, you're asking me a very tough
thing. I cannot... Ashley,
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I have never turned down a challenge.
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You're making this real hard. Will you
please? I cannot... Okay,
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you win. I promise I will not fight.
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Fonzie did not show up at the park last
night to fight that Dwayne guy. He was
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probably busy at the garage.
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What, at 12 o 'clock midnight?
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Come on.
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The guy is a black belt. I'm telling
you, Fonzie's afraid.
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You want to take that back, Bobby? No
way.
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Take it back, brillo brain.
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Yeah, who's going to make me, mush
mouth?
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Oh, fellas, fellas, no, please, no
fighting over me.
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I'll go out with both of you. Excuse us.
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He's afraid.
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He's not. He is.
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Get what I just saw.
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Two friends fighting. What is this
about?
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Bobby says you're afraid of that Dwayne
guy.
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Is that true?
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Yeah. Get him.
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I'm not afraid of this bozo.
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It's just not worth it.
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He's a bunion on the toe of life, right?
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He's, uh... Hey!
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Here.
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Did you forget where the park was last
night?
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I was busy.
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Busy, busy, schmizzy. All right, right
here, right now.
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You know, it's not that I don't want to
play
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tetherball with your head, but I made a
promise I'm not about to break.
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Okay.
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Your mother swims after troop ships.
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Look at that face. Your neck should be
arrested for carrying around a lethal
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weapon.
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Seventeen years, you come up with a lot
of these.
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Fins and needles, needles and pins.
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Share more than meals at the family
table.
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I said it wasn't going to happen to me.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you. I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you. I love you. I love you. I
love you.
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I love you.
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But it's not delivery. It's DiGiorno.
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The French make pizza at home.
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It's not delivery.
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It's DiGiorno. I'll call you.
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Hey, Cliff. Oh, hey, Bobby.
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Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday.
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Yeah, so am I.
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You think I could have Laurel and
Huckstep's phone number?
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Bobby, I said I was sorry, not stupid.
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So what?
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There's a nice entity.
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That is not the point. Yeah, listen,
we're going to go to the jukebox. Any
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requests? Yeah.
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Here's a dime.
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We'll beat this guy up.
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I didn't realize it was going to be so
rough on you. Setting an example is
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very tough.
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Needles and pins.
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You know, you're like a little gnat.
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Now, I went to a Mozart concert, you
know, and I'm having a nice quiet
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with some friends, one of which you are
not.
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I can respect that.
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It's a nice coat.
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Thank you. Nice material.
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Looks real sharp.
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There's one thing wrong with it, though.
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in case you ever want to wipe your nose
on your sleeve.
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All right, that's enough.
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I mean, can't you tell a gentleman when
you see one?
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I don't see any gentlemen.
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But I do know a sexy lady when I see
one.
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If you should ever want to go out with a
real man, here's my hotel room key.
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think you're going? Look, you've had 17
years to prepare for this. Don't you
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think you owe him at least a minute?
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Okay.
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This better be done, Roger. Fonz, do you
really want to fight this guy? Huh?
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Huh?
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Okay. Okay.
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Fonz, this guy is a lunatic.
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It's no contest, Fonz. You're going to
kill him, and I know you. You've got a
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big heart, and you're going to feel bad
for all...
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He's got a reputation.
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He must not hang up his guns. They keep
on hunting for him.
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And now we got this guy out here, this
Jack Palance wearing pajamas.
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You know what I mean?
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I never saw Shane.
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You never saw Shane?
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I guess I never got around to it. You
never got around to it?
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No. Fonz, I have a plan here that I
think can help you out.
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That's just what I need. Get advice from
a guy who never saw Shane.
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plan you can stand up to duane and still
get a good example for the kids oh yeah
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you want me to pretend i'm fainted out
there okay i have another plan i used to
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box in college and i had this one fight
where i used what i call the hands -off
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technique okay it's very simple all you
got to do is get this guy so angry that
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he loses his cool then you let him tire
himself out by doing all the punching
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and all the moving around right when
he's completely exhausted you move in
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the kill you actually beat him like that
yes
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Fortunately, after the fight, he caught
me in the locker room and knocked me
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senseless.
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You actually get paid for coaching?
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I'll tell you something. What?
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It's a very good thing I put on for
emergencies.
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Here we go, all right? Will you stop
crushing my shoulders? Go out there and
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tell that maniac I'm coming. Right.
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Hey, Clance. Don't worry about this guy.
He's nothing. You got him. He's a
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pushover. Yeah, right, right, right,
right.
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Hey, Dwayne, it's me, Roger.
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I'm coming out now.
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show us today.
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I mean, how's a guy supposed to get
revenge if you won't fight? Now, what's
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matter? Come on. You're afraid to take a
punch?
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I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
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You're right.
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I have been avoiding this.
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I'm just going to stand here. You give
me your best punch, right?
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Oh, yeah, sure. You're just going to
stand and let me take a shot? My mama
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didn't raise no stoop, Nagel.
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Whatever you said, I gave you my word.
Oh, fine.
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that's not the plan when you see shame
then we'll talk
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I was an obnoxious kid. Hey, I'm an
obnoxious adult.
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You know what you did?
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You stood up to the flies.
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I like that.
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You got guts.
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I do? Yeah, you nearly got killed, but
you got guts.
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You mean for all these years you haven't
thought that I was a coward?
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This may come as a shock, but for all
these years I haven't given you a
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raise a stupid naked.
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You know, we were eight years old. Kids
do stupid things, you know. You can't
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live by revenge alone.
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Remember the searches? You see the
searches?
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No. Doesn't anybody go to the movies
anymore?
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Oh, Fonzie, you're right. I was so proud
of you. Proud of you, too, Fonzie. And,
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uh, by the way, I saw the searches.
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Join me at once was my table, okay?
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