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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right, it can't be wrong, rockin' and rollin'. Oh, no.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Rubin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

She sleeps?

It's worth waiting for, you know.

Well, night, huh?

That's a great cat book. I always listen to your mom read it to you.

It's not a cat book.

It's Dr.

Seuss. Of course it is. I know that. I know that, Doctor. I think he took out

glasses.

Don't dream much, do you, Mr.

Fonzarelli?

Well, um, I have a great idea. Listen, you know, Mr.

Fonzarelli, that's my great uncle, you know.

Why don't you just call me Fonzie?

Sleep tight.

Esty, I don't know what's happening here. I mean, we've been dating a couple

weeks now. She treats me like a stranger.

Faye Ray warmed up to King Kong a lot quicker than she's warming up to me.

It's a big adjustment for a little girl. Since her dad left, it's just been her

and me.

It's just going to take some time, that's all.

Of course. Take some time.

I'll put on the old charm. I won't be Mr. Fancy anymore. You know what I mean?

Thank you.

Thanks for that, too.

Is he gone yet?

It's a late sleeper, huh?

But he didn't tell you it was remote control, did he? Yes, he did, dear.

I'm going to fire him.

That's so nice. But where do I tell you? Nice? All you can think of is nice?

Marion, this is just great.

It means that we can stay in our warm bed on those cold winter nights.

And we don't have to play rock, paper, scissors to see who's going to turn the

set off. You just push the button.

But guess why I called you?

Oh,

Casey, you are going to have the most fabulous time here in Milwaukee.

as soon as we do something with your hair, clothes, and makeup. Thanks,

And that accent.

Oh, there you are. Thank you so much for letting me stay with you. I don't know

where I would have ended up. I'm just so glad to be here.

Well, I'm glad you're here, too.

Who is she, Mary?

Howard, this is what I was trying to tell you. This is Casey.

This is your little niece, your brother Dick's little girl.

My goodness, you have certainly grown into a lovely young lady.

Thank you.

Why is she here?

Her boarding school in Houston had to close.

Oh, it's quite a steamy tale.

Headmaster, junior class, lots of pictures. Thank you, Jenny. Anyway, Dick

thought it would be wise to send her here until they find another boarding

school for her.

Oh, well, I'm certainly glad you're here.

Marion, come. Can I help you in the kitchen?

I have not spoken to Dick in 15 years, and suddenly his slaughter appears in

living room. Where is that good -for -nothing brother of mine, anyway?

He is working for the State Department in the Congo. You see, nothing has

changed. I mean, every time he doesn't want something, he dumps it off on me.

Well, not this time.

Oh, Howard, don't be such a mister bluster.

Now, what if Joanie were left in a strange town with no place to go?

you want somebody to take her in, wouldn't you?

Yeah, I suppose so.

All right.

She can stay until he finds another school for her. But she is not to use my

remote control.

Okay, Casey, let's try this one more time.

Watch me.

Ah.

staying for dinner? Oh, thanks. I'd love to.

She's sitting in my chair.

Sit here.

Look, my brother is sitting in his chair.

Oh, find me a present for me.

You shouldn't have.

That is for you.

Heather, come on out. There's a surprise for you.

Aren't you excited?

Why? I've already got a cardboard box.

This is not just a cardboard box. I got a very special, super terrific bicycle

in here.

Oh,

isn't that nice of Fonzie, Heather?

If you say so.

Heather?

Oh, no, no, no. I'll tell you what.

I'll have this together.

Two, three minutes, all right?

Just it's a matter of time. Then we're going to come around, right, to each

other. Hey, rah, rah, rah.

Well... No, no, no.

Don't say well. Well don't even feel better. What happened to Heather and you

were going to be great friends?

I don't have all the answers, Fonzie.

Believe me, this is just as frustrating for me as it is for you.

Isn't this funny?

You like Heather.

Heather likes you.

You like me.

my guts.

I know what the problem is.

What? Oh, it's the bike spools.

I gotta tell you, Marion, this modern technology is wonderful.

Now I can watch all three games at one time.

I'm not sure about this remote control thing at all. You know, the idea of

things moving without anybody touching them really just gives me the willies.

Like voodoo.

Oh, turn it off.

The art museum?

Jenny, I didn't know you were interested in art.

Oh, no, I'm not interested in all that junk that they put up on the walls, no.

I like to stare at all those bronze Greek statues.

Hi, Jenny. Well,

get them all set.

What time do you want me to be home?

How about 9 .30?

Is that too late?

Oh, she's such a kidder.

She's so confused, she still thinks she's on Texas time.

I have to get up early for branding and things like that. Well, ta -ta. I want

to tell you again what a wonderful time I'm having here. At boarding school,

they didn't even let us wear patent leather shoes.

And the thing... Write him a letter.

Howard, wouldn't it be awful?

If Casey has to go to some stuffy boarding school.

Don't say it, Marion.

Now, she's a very sweet girl, but she's not going to stay here.

I love things just the way they are, just the two of us. I like the peace. I

like the quiet.

I like the idea of not having to make a reservation to get in the bathroom.

You're so close -minded. Just say that you'll think about it.

Okay. If it'll make you any happier, I'll think about it.

Nah.

Stay there as long as I like.

I'm glad to see you. Listen, I've been all over town looking for the right

I ended up with these.

Now, this one, she cries.

This one cries and talks.

This one cries, talks, and eats. This one cries, talks, eats, and wets.

This one don't do anything. She's just very well behaved.

Which one do you like?

Oh, Arthur, that's so sweet of you, but I don't play with dolls.

Maybe. Mayday, time out here. I think you... No.

This is for Heather. You know, that little girl that's between me and

ever after.

You know, Arthur, I think that you are just trying too hard. You know, the best

gift that you could give Heather would be yourself.

Yeah? You could take her for little walks and read her bedtime stories. Or,

here, the circus is in town. You know, Joanie and Howard had such a good time

together at the circus. You know, those little bears with the little red vests

and the little red hats. They would cut around.

on their little bicycles around the ring.

I want to tell you something.

I love the circus, right? The big top, those animals, JoJo and the dog -faced

boy. You'll come with a numero uno idea, as always, Mr. D.

If this works, Heather and me will be tighter than Jack Benny and his wallet.

I know you'll give them a good home, all right? Just watch the one that works.

Howard, come out of there. I just had a numero uno idea.

We're going to go to the circus.

I say this calls for action. And now, nip it in the bud. You got to nip them

things in the bud.

I'm going to get my bud nipper and go over there and nip some bud. There's

one way to take care of it. Nip it in the bud. That bud is nipped. There's no

place like TV land. Nip it.

Hey, you want a three musketeers bar?

Sure.

Ooh,

Philadelphia.

So rich.

So creamy.

So luscious.

It makes an ordinary bagel, mmm, divine.

And it's 25 % less saturated fat than butter.

Ooh, there really is a heaven.

When it's Philly, it's heaven.

I know. How about Crazy Ace?

Nah. Or we could watch this new fire tape.

Maybe a sleepover was a bad idea.

I'll be right back.

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Did your mom cut down the middle or across?

Across.

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Tell me the truth. Is this the greatest thing you ever did? Is this the most fun

you ever had in your life?

Yeah, people popping in their feet.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the fantastic Flying Wombini!

Wombini will now record for the first time ever the incredible quadruple

somersault.

This is going to be incredible.

Yeah.

All right, that's a new start. Now I'll catch up to you, all right?

You mean to say your father never took you to the circus?

Well, it's hard to find time for things like baseball games and circuses when

you're off keeping the world safe for democracy.

My brother never took you to a baseball game?

No, sir.

I guess you haven't had much of a normal family life, have you?

Well, except for the last few days.

You and Aunt Marion have been so kind to me.

It's kind of like I've been part of a regular family for a while.

Thank you for that.

You know, the ice capades will be here in a couple of months. It's a shame you

have to miss Dick Button.

A couple of months?

I'll be gone by then.

Well, not if you're living with us and going to Jefferson High School. You

it's a great school, and they have a very good baseball team.

Uncle Howard, do you really want me to stay with you?

Well, not permanently, you know. Maybe just five, six years. Oh, Uncle Howard!

Room, meet, study hard, and stay away from Jenny Bickle.

Oh, I don't know. Hey, the best time, I wish you had met his wife.

She reminded me so much of your father.

Uh, Marion, Casey and I were just talking. What do you think of the idea

living with us and going to Jefferson?

Marion, if you hate yourself, this is a circus.

You didn't miss much, did you?

All right. So what do you think, Ed?

Huh?

Is this going to be over soon?

Uh, you know, I think we have to have a heart -to -heart talk here, Heather.

This is you.

This is me.

And between us, there is a valley of misunderstanding.

And what I would love more than anything is for us to get closer together and

not get further and further apart.

You know what I mean?

Candy. Hello.

Here they are.

She was finally calmed down. She was so upset, I could hardly understand what

she was talking about. She said something about you trying to beat up a

She started it. You didn't. You know, I'm going to tell you, she is scared of

clowns. Well, she's scared of the mailman, too, but I don't beat him up.

Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, I don't know what is happening. I took her to the

circus, and she could see I was a fun guy.

I want her a panda bear. We got cotton candy.

Excuse me?

Susie Dalton.

She's a friend of Heather's. Mommy got a new boyfriend.

They got her a bike. They took her to new places and then they shipped her

Heather, you don't think I would ever do that to you, do you? I know you

wouldn't.

But what about Mr.

Fonzie?

Oh.

My sweetie pie, just before you hit the road, could I just see you in my office

for a moment, okay?

Have a seat there, Miss Vista.

You know, me and Susie Dalton, we have a lot in common.

You didn't know that, did you?

When I was a little boy, talking much smaller than you, my parents

shipped me off to my grandmother.

Really? Oh, yeah.

And I really love my grandmother. She is a very wonderful, nice lady, you know.

But it still hurts when you get chipped away from your parents, right?

So believe me, I would never ever do anything like that to you.

When I met your mother, I knew you were there.

And I figured you were like a surprise out of a Cracker Jack box, you know?

The best surprise I ever got.

I figured I got a package deal here. I got your mother, I got you, and I got

your stuffed puppy here.

Oh, by the way, I am crazy about him.

Mommy.

Is he telling the truth?

He always has to be.

Well, I'll stay.

Good.

But promise me one thing.

Can't think of anything I'd rather do at the moment.

Will you please put my bike together?

Fonzie. She just said my name.

So yes, I will.

Yes, I will.

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Love can stir things up.

Comfort can be wrapped in corn tortillas.

Express yourself and start with Crisco. It has a light taste, never greasy, so

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Bring the something nice to the table.

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I just love this gadget, Marion.

Look, I can change channels.

Or I can turn it off.

Or I can turn it on.

If I could only get it to bring me a sandwich.

You know, Howard, I'm just so glad you decided to let Casey stay with us. It

would be so nice to have a girl around the house again.

Well, look, the commercial's done. So?

I just changed channels.

It was a cook and iron floor and a shop where you can talk girl talk, too.

You were never very good at that, Howard.

Hey, look!

Cary Grant, your favorite.

Can I see that, Howard?

Yeah.

Marion, you turned it off. You pressed the wrong button.

No, I didn't.

I thought Cary Grant was your favorite.

My second favorite.

Don't stare, but Florence Henderson is wearing a wig.

To hide a very short haircut, remember, don't stare.

Stay tuned. Episode number two, Dear Libby, is coming up next right here on

Land.