All language subtitles for happy_days_s10e04_a_night_at_the_circus

Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

So right, it can't be wrong, rockin' and
rollin'. Oh, no.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Rubin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

She sleeps?

It's worth waiting for, you know.

Well, night, huh?

That's a great cat book. I always listen
to your mom read it to you.

It's not a cat book.

It's Dr.

Seuss. Of course it is. I know that. I
know that, Doctor. I think he took out

glasses.

Don't dream much, do you, Mr.

Fonzarelli?

Well, um, I have a great idea. Listen,
you know, Mr.

Fonzarelli, that's my great uncle, you
know.

Why don't you just call me Fonzie?

Sleep tight.

Esty, I don't know what's happening
here. I mean, we've been dating a couple

weeks now. She treats me like a
stranger.

Faye Ray warmed up to King Kong a lot
quicker than she's warming up to me.

It's a big adjustment for a little girl.
Since her dad left, it's just been her

and me.

It's just going to take some time,
that's all.

Of course. Take some time.

I'll put on the old charm. I won't be
Mr. Fancy anymore. You know what I mean?

Thank you.

Thanks for that, too.

Is he gone yet?

It's a late sleeper, huh?

But he didn't tell you it was remote
control, did he? Yes, he did, dear.

I'm going to fire him.

That's so nice. But where do I tell you?
Nice? All you can think of is nice?

Marion, this is just great.

It means that we can stay in our warm
bed on those cold winter nights.

And we don't have to play rock, paper,
scissors to see who's going to turn the

set off. You just push the button.

But guess why I called you?

Oh,

Casey, you are going to have the most
fabulous time here in Milwaukee.

as soon as we do something with your
hair, clothes, and makeup. Thanks,

And that accent.

Oh, there you are. Thank you so much for
letting me stay with you. I don't know

where I would have ended up. I'm just so
glad to be here.

Well, I'm glad you're here, too.

Who is she, Mary?

Howard, this is what I was trying to
tell you. This is Casey.

This is your little niece, your brother
Dick's little girl.

My goodness, you have certainly grown
into a lovely young lady.

Thank you.

Why is she here?

Her boarding school in Houston had to
close.

Oh, it's quite a steamy tale.

Headmaster, junior class, lots of
pictures. Thank you, Jenny. Anyway, Dick

thought it would be wise to send her
here until they find another boarding

school for her.

Oh, well, I'm certainly glad you're
here.

Marion, come. Can I help you in the
kitchen?

I have not spoken to Dick in 15 years,
and suddenly his slaughter appears in

living room. Where is that good -for
-nothing brother of mine, anyway?

He is working for the State Department
in the Congo. You see, nothing has

changed. I mean, every time he doesn't
want something, he dumps it off on me.

Well, not this time.

Oh, Howard, don't be such a mister
bluster.

Now, what if Joanie were left in a
strange town with no place to go?

you want somebody to take her in,
wouldn't you?

Yeah, I suppose so.

All right.

She can stay until he finds another
school for her. But she is not to use my

remote control.

Okay, Casey, let's try this one more
time.

Watch me.

Ah.

staying for dinner? Oh, thanks. I'd love
to.

She's sitting in my chair.

Sit here.

Look, my brother is sitting in his
chair.

Oh, find me a present for me.

You shouldn't have.

That is for you.

Heather, come on out. There's a surprise
for you.

Aren't you excited?

Why? I've already got a cardboard box.

This is not just a cardboard box. I got
a very special, super terrific bicycle

in here.

Oh,

isn't that nice of Fonzie, Heather?

If you say so.

Heather?

Oh, no, no, no. I'll tell you what.

I'll have this together.

Two, three minutes, all right?

Just it's a matter of time. Then we're
going to come around, right, to each

other. Hey, rah, rah, rah.

Well... No, no, no.

Don't say well. Well don't even feel
better. What happened to Heather and you

were going to be great friends?

I don't have all the answers, Fonzie.

Believe me, this is just as frustrating
for me as it is for you.

Isn't this funny?

You like Heather.

Heather likes you.

You like me.

my guts.

I know what the problem is.

What? Oh, it's the bike spools.

I gotta tell you, Marion, this modern
technology is wonderful.

Now I can watch all three games at one
time.

I'm not sure about this remote control
thing at all. You know, the idea of

things moving without anybody touching
them really just gives me the willies.

Like voodoo.

Oh, turn it off.

The art museum?

Jenny, I didn't know you were interested
in art.

Oh, no, I'm not interested in all that
junk that they put up on the walls, no.

I like to stare at all those bronze
Greek statues.

Hi, Jenny. Well,

get them all set.

What time do you want me to be home?

How about 9 .30?

Is that too late?

Oh, she's such a kidder.

She's so confused, she still thinks
she's on Texas time.

I have to get up early for branding and
things like that. Well, ta -ta. I want

to tell you again what a wonderful time
I'm having here. At boarding school,

they didn't even let us wear patent
leather shoes.

And the thing... Write him a letter.

Howard, wouldn't it be awful?

If Casey has to go to some stuffy
boarding school.

Don't say it, Marion.

Now, she's a very sweet girl, but she's
not going to stay here.

I love things just the way they are,
just the two of us. I like the peace. I

like the quiet.

I like the idea of not having to make a
reservation to get in the bathroom.

You're so close -minded. Just say that
you'll think about it.

Okay. If it'll make you any happier,
I'll think about it.

Nah.

Stay there as long as I like.

I'm glad to see you. Listen, I've been
all over town looking for the right

I ended up with these.

Now, this one, she cries.

This one cries and talks.

This one cries, talks, and eats. This
one cries, talks, eats, and wets.

This one don't do anything. She's just
very well behaved.

Which one do you like?

Oh, Arthur, that's so sweet of you, but
I don't play with dolls.

Maybe. Mayday, time out here. I think
you... No.

This is for Heather. You know, that
little girl that's between me and

ever after.

You know, Arthur, I think that you are
just trying too hard. You know, the best

gift that you could give Heather would
be yourself.

Yeah? You could take her for little
walks and read her bedtime stories. Or,

here, the circus is in town. You know,
Joanie and Howard had such a good time

together at the circus. You know, those
little bears with the little red vests

and the little red hats. They would cut
around.

on their little bicycles around the
ring.

I want to tell you something.

I love the circus, right? The big top,
those animals, JoJo and the dog -faced

boy. You'll come with a numero uno idea,
as always, Mr. D.

If this works, Heather and me will be
tighter than Jack Benny and his wallet.

I know you'll give them a good home, all
right? Just watch the one that works.

Howard, come out of there. I just had a
numero uno idea.

We're going to go to the circus.

I say this calls for action. And now,
nip it in the bud. You got to nip them

things in the bud.

I'm going to get my bud nipper and go
over there and nip some bud. There's

one way to take care of it. Nip it in
the bud. That bud is nipped. There's no

place like TV land. Nip it.

Hey, you want a three musketeers bar?

Sure.

Ooh,

Philadelphia.

So rich.

So creamy.

So luscious.

It makes an ordinary bagel, mmm, divine.

And it's 25 % less saturated fat than
butter.

Ooh, there really is a heaven.

When it's Philly, it's heaven.

I know. How about Crazy Ace?

Nah. Or we could watch this new fire
tape.

Maybe a sleepover was a bad idea.

I'll be right back.

It's more than just that great peanut
taste.

Jif is a simple little reminder of just
how much mom cares.

Did your mom cut down the middle or
across?

Across.

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Tell me the truth. Is this the greatest
thing you ever did? Is this the most fun

you ever had in your life?

Yeah, people popping in their feet.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the
fantastic Flying Wombini!

Wombini will now record for the first
time ever the incredible quadruple

somersault.

This is going to be incredible.

Yeah.

All right, that's a new start. Now I'll
catch up to you, all right?

You mean to say your father never took
you to the circus?

Well, it's hard to find time for things
like baseball games and circuses when

you're off keeping the world safe for
democracy.

My brother never took you to a baseball
game?

No, sir.

I guess you haven't had much of a normal
family life, have you?

Well, except for the last few days.

You and Aunt Marion have been so kind to
me.

It's kind of like I've been part of a
regular family for a while.

Thank you for that.

You know, the ice capades will be here
in a couple of months. It's a shame you

have to miss Dick Button.

A couple of months?

I'll be gone by then.

Well, not if you're living with us and
going to Jefferson High School. You

it's a great school, and they have a
very good baseball team.

Uncle Howard, do you really want me to
stay with you?

Well, not permanently, you know. Maybe
just five, six years. Oh, Uncle Howard!

Room, meet, study hard, and stay away
from Jenny Bickle.

Oh, I don't know. Hey, the best time, I
wish you had met his wife.

She reminded me so much of your father.

Uh, Marion, Casey and I were just
talking. What do you think of the idea

living with us and going to Jefferson?

Marion, if you hate yourself, this is a
circus.

You didn't miss much, did you?

All right. So what do you think, Ed?

Huh?

Is this going to be over soon?

Uh, you know, I think we have to have a
heart -to -heart talk here, Heather.

This is you.

This is me.

And between us, there is a valley of
misunderstanding.

And what I would love more than anything
is for us to get closer together and

not get further and further apart.

You know what I mean?

Candy. Hello.

Here they are.

She was finally calmed down. She was so
upset, I could hardly understand what

she was talking about. She said
something about you trying to beat up a

She started it. You didn't. You know,
I'm going to tell you, she is scared of

clowns. Well, she's scared of the
mailman, too, but I don't beat him up.

Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, I don't know
what is happening. I took her to the

circus, and she could see I was a fun
guy.

I want her a panda bear. We got cotton
candy.

Excuse me?

Susie Dalton.

She's a friend of Heather's. Mommy got a
new boyfriend.

They got her a bike. They took her to
new places and then they shipped her

Heather, you don't think I would ever do
that to you, do you? I know you

wouldn't.

But what about Mr.

Fonzie?

Oh.

My sweetie pie, just before you hit the
road, could I just see you in my office

for a moment, okay?

Have a seat there, Miss Vista.

You know, me and Susie Dalton, we have a
lot in common.

You didn't know that, did you?

When I was a little boy, talking much
smaller than you, my parents

shipped me off to my grandmother.

Really? Oh, yeah.

And I really love my grandmother. She is
a very wonderful, nice lady, you know.

But it still hurts when you get chipped
away from your parents, right?

So believe me, I would never ever do
anything like that to you.

When I met your mother, I knew you were
there.

And I figured you were like a surprise
out of a Cracker Jack box, you know?

The best surprise I ever got.

I figured I got a package deal here. I
got your mother, I got you, and I got

your stuffed puppy here.

Oh, by the way, I am crazy about him.

Mommy.

Is he telling the truth?

He always has to be.

Well, I'll stay.

Good.

But promise me one thing.

Can't think of anything I'd rather do at
the moment.

Will you please put my bike together?

Fonzie. She just said my name.

So yes, I will.

Yes, I will.

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You kick a scrape to make it better.

You do a little dance to make the tears
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You've learned a million things to help
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Like what to do with the first sign of
diarrhea.

You give them Pedialyte. Because soda
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they can make diarrhea worse.

Pedialyte has the proper balance of
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dehydration. It's all part of a learning
process that never ends. But why would

you want it to?

Use Pedialyte.

Love can stir things up.

Comfort can be wrapped in corn
tortillas.

Express yourself and start with Crisco.
It has a light taste, never greasy, so

flavor comes through. Start something
good with Crisco.

Bring the something nice to the table.

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Charlie.

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I just love this gadget, Marion.

Look, I can change channels.

Or I can turn it off.

Or I can turn it on.

If I could only get it to bring me a
sandwich.

You know, Howard, I'm just so glad you
decided to let Casey stay with us. It

would be so nice to have a girl around
the house again.

Well, look, the commercial's done. So?

I just changed channels.

It was a cook and iron floor and a shop
where you can talk girl talk, too.

You were never very good at that,
Howard.

Hey, look!

Cary Grant, your favorite.

Can I see that, Howard?

Yeah.

Marion, you turned it off. You pressed
the wrong button.

No, I didn't.

I thought Cary Grant was your favorite.

My second favorite.

Don't stare, but Florence Henderson is
wearing a wig.

To hide a very short haircut, remember,
don't stare.

Stay tuned. Episode number two, Dear
Libby, is coming up next right here on

Land.