All language subtitles for happy_days_s10e03_empty_nest

There's nothing that can hold me when I
hold you.

It's all right. It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin'. Oh, no.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Roomin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Marion, what is wrong with you? You
know, you've been doing kind of crazy

lately. I mean, one week you're studying
conversational Hungarian and the next

you're making wine in the bathtub.

But I sold two bottles.

Well, isn't it enough just being a
housewife?

Well, I'm just trying to find things to
do. Richie's gone and Laurie Beth is

gone and little Richie's gone and Joni's
gone. And the furniture's gone.

But I'm still here, sweetheart.

Oh, I mean, you're plenty, dear. You
really are. You're just plenty.

But, listen, I can't talk now because
I'm late for work. Oh, can't Fonzie do

without you for one night? Oh, no, he
really needs me down there at Arnold's

because the kitchen is just a mess.

And the bathrooms, well, I just don't
even want to talk about it. Marion,

not getting paid to clean.

Oh, I'm not getting paid at all, Howard.
I'm just doing it to keep busy. Oh, now

look, look, sweetheart.

The kids are now out of the house and
you should be able to enjoy yourself.

We can do anything we want because...

We could watch TV naked.

Oh, Howard, not that again.

Now, come on, Marion. You're always
running away somewhere.

Now, there's nothing I'd rather do than
to stay home and spend a nice quiet

evening with my beautiful wife, sitting
on Flash Gordon's furniture, and

enjoying our wonderful life together.

Now, come on. Call Fonzie and tell him
you can't make it.

All right, Howard. I'll call Arthur.

Oh, good.

Hope he doesn't want his money back for
the wine.

Warm up the TV.

Whenever I'm with him.

Fonzie?

Hey!

Yo.

Who says a man's gotta die to see an
angel?

Oh, Fonzie. You ready to go? I'm so
excited. I can't believe we're finally

see My Fair Lady. Well, don't rush.
Don't rush. You know, that's what people

They rush here, they rush there, they
come and let go and they don't even know

where they've been. Yeah, but if we
don't rush, we're gonna miss the

We'll play the album.

Let's not be a prisoner of time.

Let us seize the moment to be free, huh?

I need romance in this spot now.

What's a show? Just ordinary people like
you and me, except the guys wear makeup

too.

Ashley, Fonz, I don't know how I'm going
to ever thank you. I was planning on

spending the night tonight at my house
trying to break my push -up record, and

then, bam, the phone rang, and next
thing I know, you wanted me to have your

ticket to see my fair lady. I can't wait
to see you, Rex Harrison.

Fonzie! Roger.

Oops.

is a broad term.

I mean, not going to see the play
tonight is a lot different than not

see the play Thursday.

So let us have a fun time right here in
Arnold's. Thursday, we'll go and see a

lot of men wearing makeup.

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess you haven't
heard. Tonight is Rex Harrison's last

performance. He's going to be replaced
by Danny Thomas.

Thank you.

Listen, Fonz, I promise I won't enjoy
the show. In fact, I'll see to it that

date doesn't either.

You didn't really want to see the
plague, did you? No.

I love Danny Tomlin.

Oh, you're mad at me.

No, I'm not.

Yeah, listen, I don't blame you.

I don't blame you. It's just that Mrs. C
backed out. I didn't know what else to

do. We should have called.

Fonzie, if we're going to have a real
relationship, you have to be honest with

me. You're right. I should have called.
It's just that I wanted to see you so

much.

You know what I shouldn't have done? I
shouldn't have let Aldo Vecchio cross

state line. I am a mechanic, not a
restauranteur. Tour. Tour.

It's just that my life is a jigsaw
puzzle. I got too many pieces.

I don't know what to do. What am I
supposed to do?

I'll tell you something.

This will never happen again, Anthony.

I'm going to start this puzzle.

You know...

After you get used to it, the wine's
really not that bad.

So what do we do now, Howard?

Well, now we talk, Marion. We exchange
ideas.

We engage in the lively art of
conversation.

Oh, this is silly, Marion.

I mean, we've been married for 28 years.

There must be a whole world of things to
talk about. Oh, Howard, our lives are

empty and meaningless.

Look, we did a good job raising our
kids, and now we should reap the

I have decided, I had a brainstorm, to
sell Arnold.

Got new furniture, huh?

Can I run away from home?

I'm not gonna stay where I'm not wanted.
I'm running away from home. He's

running away, Dad.

You gonna let me go?

Yeah, good luck, son.

And don't forget to ride.

Eddie has been gone for over an hour and
there's no sign of him. Ward Cleaver,

you never should have let him go out
that door in the first place.

I just don't understand what went wrong
with my child's psychology.

It always worked on Leave it to Beaver.
I'm sorry I ran away.

There's no place like TV Land.

I don't have any.

Can't find new Ritz chips?

Guess they're even more popular than we
thought. We're making them as fast as we

can. I love to run, and it's not a
problem. The hair goes with me when I

I would always wear a hat, even in the
pool.

My tennis game has improved.

I don't know, it just feels like I'm
always acing the guy.

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Even the lasagna. So Olive Garden
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family.

Oreo. We're not going to let him get
away with this. Are you with me?

Yes!

We're going to tell the Fonz what we
really think of him. Are you with me?

No, I don't think they are.

Now listen up.

I got a real estate agent coming in here
with a prospective buyer.

I want this place to look like an
investment, which means get rid of the

now.

Get off the furniture.

I want to see happy.

Happy faces.

Happier. Happiest.

That's better.

Just wait a minute. I got something to
say about this. Well, then be very clear

about it, because everybody should hear
a dying man's last words.

Answer.

You can't sell Arnold's. Why not?

It's part of Milwaukee history.

I grew up here.

I want my kids to grow up here.

I want them to have a place where they
can have food fights.

Loosen the top of salt shakers.

Blow straw wrappers across the room.

Fonz, suppose Arnold's new owners make
this into a fancy restaurant.

They might not even have straws.

You know the most amazing part about
this?

I actually stood here and listened to
you.

Are you finished?

Of course. Sit, sit, sit.

All right, now look.

I can't believe it. I feel your tummies
here.

I'll solve your adolescent problems
because I want a little time to myself.

a bad guy. Is this gratitude?

Huh? Is this gratitude? Ah, Mr.

Fonzarelli. Have I got a sucker outside
for you.

A business client, that is. Let me get
it.

Right this way, Mr.

Takahashi.

I can't believe it.

You're still cool.

You're still Japanese.

You're great.

Oh, so what did they do to my place?

We had a little fight, you know.

When are they going to fix it?

Well,

obviously, you know each other, so I'm
going to head back to the office and

figure out my commission.

So listen, four years, I haven't seen
you in four years. What have you been

doing all that time? Yeah, well, you
see, I joined the Peace Corps to see the

world. And I ended up in West Virginia.

Four years there.

It took me that long to figure out where
I was.

But you know, Fancy, I sure miss
Milwaukee.

Milwaukee missed you.

Yeah, I miss the fun. I miss the kids.

By the way, where are the kids? Where's
Richie? Where's Ralphie? Where's Joni?

I'm still here.

Why?

So, Arnold, does this mean you're going
to buy back Arnold's?

What, Butchie, you still shop like a
tack?

That's great.

That's great.

Hey, everybody, listen up.

Demonstration is over.

Arnold's is still Arnold's.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

I mean, Fonzie and Arnold still got to
talk terms.

Oh, now, wait a minute.

Fonzie and Arnold are still friends.

Terms don't mean nothing. We'll work it
out.

Oh, I know that, Fonzie, but I just
don't want you to take advantage of me

because I love this place so much.

So, um, how much you want for this
crummy joint?

I'll tell you what.

I'm going to write down a number right
here that I can live with. Okay.

I think you're going to find it a steal.
Hey.

Excuse me, is something wrong?

Maybe it would have helped if you talked
about it. Well, it's just so hard.

Richie's in Greenland, Joanie's in
Chicago, and my new furniture leaks.

Oh, I knew you wouldn't understand.

Oh, but we do understand.

Joanie and Richie are your children.

Oh, yes. And you're upset because
they've moved away and left you alone.

Yes, that's amazing.

How'd you do that?

Are Richie and Lori Beth going to find
happiness in California?

I wasn't trying to tell your fortune. I
was just putting a couple of facts

together. Well, you're looking at two
authorities, and what happens to Mom

the children grow up?

It takes quite a while to adjust.

I'll bet you're still doing their
favorite cooking.

Yes. I was up to my ears in chocolate
cake.

I hate chocolate cake.

Oh, the days were endless.

Well, the housework was all done by 10 o
'clock in the morning, and there I

stood in my newly starched apron with...

Absolutely nothing to do.

Then I decided to redecorate the
children's bedrooms.

Now I have a home with three dens.

I would never touch their bedrooms. You
know, just in case. Just in case they

might decide to move back and be
comfortable?

Well, yes.

But you know in your heart that they
aren't going to.

Well, thank you very much. I enjoyed it.

Wait. I was just coming to the good
part.

Your children have started on a new
phase of their lives. But so have you.

And you have to make the best of it.

But how?

Well, by using this time to do all the
things that you put off doing while you

were raising your children.

But I have.

I've made my own bathtub decals. And
I've learned how to bronze baby shoes at

home. And I've turned old spools into
valuable jewelry.

You know, life is more than arts and
crafts.

You've got to do what you want to do.

Isn't there something that you've always
dreamed of doing?

Well, yes.

But... Oh, no buts. Just do it.

You're right. I will.

Well, I just thank you so much. You help
me a lot.

Oh, hey.

We moms have to stick together.

We're ready for you ladies now. Okay,
thank you.

You look like that before you get your
hair done.

You're just beautiful.

So will you be when they finish with
you. Good luck.

I know you'll make it.

Daddy's home.

Marion!

Marion! What have you done?

Well, Mr.

Alberto thought that I could use a
little softness around my face.

Do you like...

Oh, it's terrific. You look lovely.

Uh, Marion, did we have a robbery, I
hope?

Howard, I sent back the furniture. It
was ugly, it was uncomfortable, it was

impractical, and the sofa burst, and it
took me an hour to catch it.

So, I want you to go out in the garage
and get our old furniture and put it

where it belongs. Ah, you look so happy,
Marion. You should go to the beauty

parlor every day.

It's nice to have you back, sweetheart.

Oh, Howard, you know, I thought my life
was over because the children are gone,

but now I see it's just beginning. Yeah.
Well, this calls for some kind of a

celebration. What would you like to do,
huh? Take out the garbage.

Oh, I was thinking more along the lines
of dinner and a movie, Mary.

After you take out the garbage.

Okay, whatever you say.

I guess some things just never change.

Something I always dreamed of doing.
Don't you remember, Howard, when we were

first married, we would spread this
great big map of the United States on a

table, and we would mark off all the
places we wanted to see someday.

Then you would twirl me around, and
you'd say, if I'm fancy, maybe he's had

enough.

I am not a gypsy, Marion, and I have no
intention of traveling around the

country in the Hindenburg ear.

Oh, just wait till you see the inside.
There's this tiny little stove and this

tiny little shower.

Well, then you better get a tiny little
guy to go with you because I'm not.

Oh, now, can't we talk this over?
Marion, how can you think about driving

the country when gas costs 29 cents a
gallon?

Besides, I got a business to run, a
mortgage to pay.

I see. You want to just sit inside on
your lumpy old furniture for the rest of

your life and never try anything new.

Bingo, Marion. That's exactly what I
want to do.

Well, I have no intention of living like
that. And if you don't like it, Howard

Cunningham, that's just too damn bad.

Well, that does it.

I'm packing a bag. If you want me, I'll
be at the lodge.

I have never said the D word.

What's wrong, sweetheart?

My children are gone.

Well, so are mine.

But you still have hardware.

I don't have a job anymore.

You sell a hammer, you just put another
one up on the shelf. But you raise a

kid.

That's it.

I just feel so useless, Howard.

Why didn't you tell me you felt this way
before?

Well, I tried, Howard.

But you just kept saying, well, this is
such a wonderful time for us, Mary. Now

we can watch TV naked any time. What?

No, I thought if I kept really busy,
well, then maybe I could see things the

you did. But I didn't.

That's why you bought the furniture,
huh?

You had my golf shoes bronzed.

Rented this thing.

You did rent this thing, didn't you,
Mary?

Oh, sweetheart, I am so, so sorry.

I've acted like a jerk.

You deserve a lot more than what I've
been giving you.

But I'll tell you what, from now on,
things are going to change around here.

We're going to go out more. And this
summer, I think I'll take three weeks

and we'll rent this blimp, and we'll go
anywhere you want to go. And when we get

back, if you like, you can come and work
part -time in the store.

That's wonderful.

And if there's anything else you want,
sweetheart, you just ask for it.

Could we build a pool, Howard? Not on
your life, ma 'am.

You know, it seems a shame, you know, to
rent this and not use it. Let me give

you a grand tour.

See, there's a little stove and there's
a little sink and a cozy little bed and

a little refrigerator and a little
closet.

Suddenly, there are early morning
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My nose is running.

Head's all blocked up. I need my oxygen
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Because it's only five minutes to
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Because, do we really have to say
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Because it's magic.

Hello, guys. You've got me, your
favorite cousin of all time, to thank

bringing the whole family here.

Sure, our parents always talked about
taking us on a Walt Disney World

but they never got around to it. So when
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and got it.

She couldn't believe all the new things
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Then again...

How could you not have a good time down
here?

Where else could you eat breakfast with
Mickey?

Even Aunt Lorelai's acting like a kid.

I helped make that happen.

And how about those rooms?

Right in the middle of everything for
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You're the man, Bobby.

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You know, Grandma, you've got me. Your
best friend. and ever to thank for

bringing the whole family together.

They're really rocking in.

I'm so glad you came here. I got to ask
you three important questions.

This price that I'm asking for, you
know, for Arnold, is it fair?

Oh, absolutely.

As your accountant, I think you're only
seeking a fair return on your initial

capital investment, but as your
girlfriend, I think they're more

things than money.

That's got to be one of them, you know.

So, uh, how's business, Fonzie? Well,
let me tell you something, Arnold.

My last price?

Fine. You're not going to get me to beg.
You want to buy this, you find some

other sucker.

Oh, I already did. See, I just got back
from Chicago.

And Al sold me his half of the business
for a song. A very short song.

sneaky, low -down, underhanded thing to
do, which I personally am very happy you

did. Because now I can be a silent
partner again, huh? Welcome home.

That's great.

Now listen.

I want you to meet my lady friend here,
Miss Ashley Pfister.

Oh, that's very good,

Fonzie. She speak Japanese?

Oh, yeah.

What's she say?

Miss Christa said it is a pleasure to
meet you, and she truly loves that you

have enabled her to spend more time with
me.

How did you know that?

It's a gift.

Sayonara.

Adios.

Coming up next, it's the shocking final
story. See who speaks the final line.

It's not Robert Reed, who refused to
appear in this episode due to creative

differences. The very last episode of
The Brady Bunch is next, right here on

Land.