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Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

It's all right. You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Sunday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Bye. These are yours and mine.

Happy days.

They say the neon lights are bright on broad.

Josh?

Mom, what are you doing? Hi, sweetie. You left your key on the desk, and I was

coming out anyway, so I thought I'd drop it over. Thanks, Mom.

Oh, um, Josh, this is Jim Stenfield. Jim, this is my son, Josh. Hello there,

young man. Hi.

Is that a face, Jim? Nice face.

You too.

Jim is in ladies' shoes.

He sells them.

Oh, I got it.

Oh, what a mess. Louisa.

Hiya, Al.

Oh, hi, Louisa. Oh, this is a mess. Please.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. See you later, Mom.

Al Delvecchio, Jim Simpson.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Glad to meet you.

Oh, you look great, Louisa.

You too, Al.

Now, now, water the sink. My hair won't lay down.

Yeah, well, I think we'd better go. Oh, okay, fine. Goodbye, Al. Bye -bye.

That's my son's boss.

Did you see the size of his feet?

Hey, Al, what's wrong?

Look at me. Your mother saw my feet.

She saw your feet?

Wow.

Come on, Al. My mother's grown up. It's okay.

Oh, Chuch, I didn't want her to see me like this.

What's the big deal?

Now, you're getting all upset over nothing.

I see.

You like my mother, don't you?

Don't be ridiculous.

My mother likes you, too, Al. You know what? You should come over sometime.

Yeah, like I did the last time, huh? You remember that?

She went out on a date. I made a big fool of myself. I promise that'll never

happen again, okay?

Listen, I'll tell you what. Tomorrow night we're having dinner at home.

Why don't you just drop by?

Oh, Chuck, your mother, she likes to go out with handsome guys, you know?

No, I think she'd be interested in you.

No, no, I didn't mean it that way.

What I meant was, you're as good looking as that guy.

You mean that, Chuck?

Don't make me say it twice, Al.

A nigga could do that.

And he's wearing shoes.

Al, I didn't expect you. I'm a mess.

You're never a mess, Louisa.

I just came by to tell Chachi that he could come in 15 minutes later tomorrow.

Oh, isn't that nice of him to come all the way down here and tell me that? What

a guy.

What about the flowers?

The flowers, yes.

They're for Chachi, too.

Thanks, Al.

Um, I want you to do me a favor and put these in a vase. I gotta run, okay? I'll

tell Mrs. Poole you're not coming out to play cards.

Hey, Mrs. Poole!

for you.

Oh, wow, how sweet.

Garlic and oregano, right? Oh, hey, that's my spaghetti.

Come on, why don't you have some? I got plenty left over. Come on, don't bother

with me. No, I don't really care for anything.

I'll just give it a little taste. That's all. Try them out. See how you make it.

Bellissimo. You use real tomatoes, I could tell. Oh, fresh tomatoes, how

Not like other people out of the can.

No, no, they call that cooking, huh?

You use a little more oregano than I do. Of course, I use more garlic than you

do, but I do live alone.

These tomatoes, please.

Where'd you get them?

Oh, Spinolli's over on 3rd. Oh, yeah. Listen, you ever go down to...

To the docks of those produce markets there? No, is it better? Oh, there's a

stand there. Let me tell you. They got tomatoes. They're so tender. They melt

your hands. And with taste.

Well,

maybe I should go down there sometime.

Well, I go every Friday morning. I'm going tomorrow.

You wouldn't want to go with me.

I'd love to. It's a date.

A date?

A date? Yeah, okay.

I'll pick you up at 5 o 'clock in the morning. You've got to get dirty. That's

when the good stuff comes in.

Okay, Al. I'll be ready and waiting at 5.

Get down the fresh of the tomatoes.

I almost walked up with your napkin. I did, but I'm back.

Al.

Yes. The fork.

Oh, that's your silver.

That's a nice design.

I like that good silver.

It's... Oh, go on out there.

Five o 'clock, Al.

Good night, Louisa.

Hi, hi, hi. Hello, Al.

I came over because I wanted to talk about something very important.

Well, I'll go upstairs and leave you two alone.

But please don't leave, Marion. It's you I want to talk to.

Al, whenever you have something serious and important to discuss, I mean, you

always talk it over with me, you know, man to man.

Howard, this is not a man to man talk.

This is a man to woman talk.

But we're lodge brothers.

I'm the grand poobah. I'm here to help you.

Howard, Al doesn't want to talk to you, so why don't you just accept the fact

and beat it?

I want to hear Al tell me that.

Beat it, Howard.

Okay.

Okay, I'll go.

Something very exciting happened at work today, but I'm not going to tell you.

You can sit here, and I will sit here. Okay, thank you, Marion.

All right, Al.

Now, what is it?

Well, it's about me and Louisa.

How long have you two been dating? Almost a month. Well, you can't call it

really dating. What we do is we go out and shop for food, then we take it home

and cook it, then we eat the food.

I put on 10 pounds since we started doing this.

Is that the problem?

No, no, Mary, that's not the problem. What I want to know is, when you married

Howard, did you think he was handsome?

Oh, my, yes.

Oh, his brown, wavy hair, piercing eyes.

Oh, he just dazzled me.

Would you have still married him even if you didn't think he was good -looking?

Al, you know, when you pick someone to spend the rest of your life with, it's

not a beauty contest.

It's what's inside a man.

You don't have to worry about that. You are the warmest, kindest, most sincere

person I know.

What else?

Oh, lots of things.

Oh, thanks, Mary. Well, that did it. I'm going to do it Saturday night after we

have the lasagna.

I'm going to propose to Louisa.

Oh, Al, that is wonderful. Oh, you have put on a lot of weight.

I'll see you at the church.

Hey, Al.

Chachi, Chachi, Chachi.

Al, you putting on weight?

Chachi, I got to talk to you. There comes a time in a man's life when...

Oh, ladies, I wonder if the two of you would mind, would like to be alone. Oh,

sure. Just for a minute. No, you go right ahead. We'll just scoot upstairs.

Oh, this is so exciting.

Well, are you through with your big powwow?

Well, now I have to talk to Chachi.

He came over here to talk to Chachi?

Come upstairs. I'll tell you all about it. I don't want to hear about it, Mary.

I do, too.

It's okay.

Chachi, sit down with him, please.

You know, I'm an old -fashioned guy, Chachi.

And if this was the old country, and if your mother had a father, I would be

talking to him right now instead of to you.

What I'm really getting at is I'm asking for your permission to ask your mother

for her hand in marriage.

Marriage?

You and my mother together?

You started us out.

Al, I figured you'd take it to dinner.

A movie.

Maybe you'd drink out of the same glass.

For marriage?

Judge, I'm not some fly -by -night, you know. I own property. I got a paid -in

-full insurance policy.

Of course, my mother's a beneficiary, but we could change that.

Marriage? Judge, I got money at the bank. Here's my bankbook. This doesn't

matter to me, Al.

Oh, Judge.

Judge, I promise you, I'll always be good to your mother.

I'll never let one day pass by that I won't tell her how much I love her.

Marriage as in, honey, I'm home and it'll be you.

I know, Judge.

I really stunned you. I know that.

Listen, here's what I'll do.

I'll go home to my place and I won't do a thing. I'm just going to wait for you

to make up your mind. And when you do, when you've got your decision all made

up, then you call me up and let me know. Okay, Judge?

Al, wait.

Yeah, George.

I'll tell you something, Al.

You know, when my mother first started dating, it really

upset me.

But then I realized that my mother needs somebody.

So, my mother's going to marry anyone out.

She couldn't do any better than you.

Oh, George.

You mean that?

Yeah, I mean it.

Son.

You stay up as late as you want.

Yeah, Mr. C. And I gave him my blessing. Oh, that's great.

I know that face. That's not a happy face.

Yeah.

You see, he asked me.

But he still has to ask my mother.

And she's going to turn him down flat.

I'm not going to stay where I'm not wanted. I'm running away from home. He's

running away, Dad.

You're going to let me go?

Yes. Good luck, son.

And don't forget to write.

Well, I'm really gone.

Goodbye. Eddie has been gone for over an hour and there's no sign of him.

Warren Cleaver, you never should have let him go out that door in the first

place. I just don't understand what went wrong with my child's psychology.

It always worked on Leave it to Beaver. I'm sorry I ran away.

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You are my sunshine. Oh, my only sunshine.

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Ah, is everybody happy?

We're happy now.

Okay, or anything you like, today it's on me.

Oh, boy.

I think tonight he's going to pop the question.

Really? I don't know what to do.

I mean, I don't know whether to stop him in spare feelings or just let him find

out for himself.

Well, sometimes you have to stand back and let things take their own course.

Not me, boy.

I see what I want, and I go for it.

Ginny? Yes? I'm a teacher and you're a student. It's unseemly.

Call it what you like, but I say we go for it.

You know, they say that people who marry after 40 tend to be older on their

anniversary than those who marry at a younger age.

How can you be so sure your mother's going to turn down Al? I mean, how do

know?

Because I know my mother.

And I know what it's like to be in love.

Sure, throw it in my face.

Like what?

Like my mother. She sleeps well. She eats well. She never talks about the

Now, I think they're just friends.

And Al's getting carried away.

Oh, Al's setting himself up for a heartache.

I'm afraid Al doesn't have a prayer. Not a prayer.

Is that you, Al?

I guess so.

Oh.

My ears are listening. What's wrong?

Nothing. Why do you ask? Why do I ask? You're sitting here alone, two o 'clock

in the morning in the dark. You don't even know who it is.

Fonz, nothing's wrong.

Oh, sure. I almost made a fool of myself.

I was going to ask Louisa to marry me. Yeah, but you didn't. You bet I didn't.

Who needs that?

Hey, you sure don't. What am I, some kind of jerk?

I mean, I'm perfectly happy the way I am. Why would I want to go spoiled? I

tell you. Why ruin this?

You know, Fonz, you and me, we got the right idea. You know, we're single and

free. That's us.

Free like a bird.

Nothing to tie us down.

We want to go, we go.

We want to stay, we stay.

That's the way to live.

I can dig freedom.

I can dig freedom.

I mean, think of all them slobs in their beds with their wives sharing their

lives, right?

No strings tied to the sky, boy.

How? Face it, your life is perfection.

You work here alone.

You go home alone.

You watch TV alone. You have dinner alone.

And what happens if you fall asleep in front of that TV, huh?

There's no lovely woman there to nudge you and say, hey, honey, come on to bed.

I mean, why clutter up your life with a woman who can share your joys and your

burdens? And you know the best part about it all.

Fonz, what's the best part? Oh, the best part is you can have this for the rest

of your life. Every hour, every minute, every second.

Until you die.

And you wanted to ruin all this by proposing to Louisa?

Whoa.

But I didn't.

No, you didn't.

Aren't you, Dad?

I want something to nudge me.

I want a life, Bot!

Go and get around.

He is so easy.

I am coming.

Oh, hi, Josh.

I hope I'm not disturbing you.

No, how do you get up and answer the door anyway?

What are you doing here? It's two o 'clock in the morning. I came over

got to talk to you about something.

Josh.

What?

Oh.

Oh, this is... You poor guy.

Al, you want some coffee, a little roll?

No, I didn't come here to eat.

What kind of rope?

I came here because I've got to tell you something, Louisa.

Well, tell me something.

I don't know how to say it.

Well, do you know how your spaghetti sauce is sweeter than mine and mine is

garlicky than yours?

Yes. Well, I mixed the two together.

And you know what? They tasted great.

The blend was good.

And I was thinking, I said, you know what?

Sauces and people, they're a lot alike.

You mix two different people together, the blend makes even a better

combination.

Al, this two different people idea, do you have any two particular people in

mind? No.

Yes, I do, Louise.

I know you go out with a lot of handsome guys. I mean, like that shoe salesman

and that doctor.

I know I'm not as good looking as they are. Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Well, I got to tell you, though, this last month, I found out...

There's something important in my life that's been missing.

And that something is you.

Louisa?

I love you.

Oh, Al.

No, no, please, please don't interrupt me. This is hard enough for me to say.

I love Chachi a lot, too, like he was my own son.

Boy, I'd give anything if he was my son.

He'd just see us together, playing the baseball games.

Fishing.

Buying matching outfits.

I make a good living. I could be a good provider for you and Chachi.

You'd be there when I needed you. I'd be there when you needed me.

Don't you see what I'm saying?

Will you marry me?

Oh, Al. Oh, I don't want to live.

The kids are right.

How high up are we?

Al.

I know.

We could still be good friends.

What I started to say was, yes, I'll marry you.

You said yes?

Yes, because I love you.

You are sweet and caring and you make me laugh.

I love the man named Al Del Vecchio.

I'm Al Del Vecchio.

I know.

I can't

wait

to tell my mother.

Al, Al, wait. You can use the phone.

No, no, she's in church praying.

At two o 'clock in the morning? She's been there ever since we started dating.

because we've got to make plans.

Yeah, we've got a lot of plans. Don't go away and I'll be back. Okay.

Schatz, come on out here.

What happened, Ma?

How bad did it take you? I'm not bad, Schatz. We're getting married.

You said yes? I had to. I love him. Are you mad?

No.

No.

Mom, I just don't understand. I mean, you never acted like you loved him.

What's I supposed to do? I call him every second on the phone and make goo

eyes at him? Yeah.

Chach. Love at 18 and love at four.

Over 18.

They may look different, Chachi, but they feel the same.

Are you real upset?

Why should I be upset?

Al is a great guy.

Yeah, I know that, honey, but I thought you'd be upset that I would get married

because it's been the two of us for so long.

Oh, Mom.

Can I be best man?

Oh, Josh, you are my best man.

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Louisa, Louisa, you've got to come with me to my mother's. She won't believe me

unless you're there. Oh, sure, I'll come. I'm local. Come on.

Dad.

Son.

Chachi, Chachi, Chachi.

Papa, Papa, Papa.

Oh, my two men.

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Bye, great guy. Hello, boo.

You can hold me when I hold you. It's all right. It can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling all week long.