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Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.
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These days are ours, happy and free.
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These days are ours,
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share them with me.
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Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.
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There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.
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So right, you can't be wrong.
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Rockin' and rollin' all week long.
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Monday,
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Monday, happy days.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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Saturday, what a day.
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Groovin' all week with you.
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These days are ours.
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These happy days are yours and mine.
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Happy days.
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More than the greatest love the world
has known.
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This is the love that I give to you
alone.
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So, quarterback hands off to Horning.
Horning fades back like he's going to
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When suddenly, from nowhere, a
linebacker blitzes in and cranes him.
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Hey, hey.
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You're going to buy me another
hamburger.
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No, I'm not.
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Okay.
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We are Bears and Packers, right? I saw
that game.
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You know something?
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If the catcher didn't fumble, we'd have
won.
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Oh, Chachi, there you are.
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Listen, this is an emergency. I've got
to find Joanie.
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What? Hello, Bobby.
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Hello, It.
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She said hello to me.
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It's a big emergency.
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I have some very important news of an
extremely sensitive nature.
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Ah, gossip.
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Right.
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Great, great. What is it? No way.
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Never. Torture me. Hurt me. Set me on
fire.
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Ah, come on.
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All right, but you won't believe it.
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Mr. Johnson, the print shop teacher, was
arrested for printing his own money.
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How did he do that?
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But you didn't know that he printed his
own face on it.
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I didn't know that.
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That guy was an idiot. Well, you like
me.
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Have you seen Joanie? She was supposed
to meet me here.
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Oh, yeah, I think she's with that new
girl, uh, Mickey. Yeah, she showed her
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around the school. What?
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Again? You know, this is the third day
in a row. What does she have, amnesia?
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Who's Mickey?
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She just transferred from Fillmore High.
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What a fox!
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I wish I was her student guide. I know
exactly where I'd guide her.
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Oh, there's Gloria Parker.
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I have to find some kind way to tell her
that her parents are splitting up.
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Ta -da!
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What do you think?
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Oh, nice song.
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But it's a tad short.
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Hi, Chachi. Hi.
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Hello. I don't even think I know your
name.
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That's okay.
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You'll never have an occasion to use it.
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You know something? I dig your accent.
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Oh, thank you.
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I've got basketball practice. I'll call
you later, Johnny.
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See you later.
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That's just the way it goes.
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Oh, Miss Cunningham, so nice of you to
drop by since we were supposed to go
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shopping today.
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Oh, Jenny, I'm sorry. I totally forgot.
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Mickey, you know my friend Jenny? Her
best friend, Jenny.
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Hi, Jenny. What do you think about her
new hat?
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I like Johnny.
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Let's go cruise the record store.
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I can't. Mickey's coming over for
dinner. I'll call you later, though,
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Yeah. It's Piccolo. I'm in the book.
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You know,
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Marty the postman. Must be broke again.
Tried to sell me the mail.
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At least you got me the short audit
monthly, right? Oh, yeah. My favorite
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restaurant magazine. Look at the great
articles they have here. Here's a good
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one. Botulism.
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How to win those nasty lawsuits.
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I've got to read that one. Yeah, you
better read that.
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Well,
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if it ain't the future of America, you
little cutie. Hi, Fonz. I'm glad you're
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here. I want you to meet my friend,
Mickey. No kidding.
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Mickey? No.
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Fonz! Mickey!
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How are you?
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Well, I guess you do know each other.
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Are you kidding? I used to date this
lovely lady sister.
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Really? Yeah, right after we moved up
here from Texas.
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Gosh, it's good to see you.
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I know it is.
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Boy, have you grown everywhere.
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Listen, does your sister still make
furniture out of beer cans?
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Okay, we're going to sojourn over here
to my private table. We've got a lot of
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catching up to do. I'll see you later,
all right? See you. That's great.
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Listen, everybody.
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I have something to tell you about me.
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Really?
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I'm throwing a big party for her so she
can get to know everyone.
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Friday night, you're all invited.
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I don't know. I don't know if I can bake
it.
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I might have to bake my cat.
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It's going to be fun.
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I'm running late. Mickey and I got to
get going. Hey, Joanie, why don't we
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a flick tonight?
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There's a great new horror film out. It
came from beneath the sink.
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Mickey and I saw that last night. You
should go and see it. It's a good flick.
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See you later.
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Yeah, I'll go alone.
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Just like I did before I met Joanie.
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your expression when you came in that
front door. It was hysterical. You know,
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Chachi got a picture of you. He did?
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Well,
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at least he shot it before the door
slammed in my face.
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I tripped.
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Mickey, Mickey, tell us about the time
you danced on American Dance Day.
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Please, detail.
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Hey, listen, did you own a rated record
when you were on that? Yes, I did. It
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was so much fun.
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It was Little Darlings by the Diamonds.
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Really? Yeah. And what happened? Hey,
everybody, watch me turn my tongue
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down. Will you excuse me for a second?
Yeah, go ahead.
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Jenny, kitchen.
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Will you excuse us?
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Oh, popcorn.
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Well, I'll take this popcorn out of
here.
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Just what do you think you're doing?
Well, it was halftime when we were all
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home.
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And don't think I don't know who locked
her in the bathroom.
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Just cut it out.
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Here, have a potato chip.
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Heavens, no.
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Nicky might want one. And who am I to
eat her potato chip?
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You think I can have my room back now?
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Hi, I'm Carla.
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Having a good time?
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Haven't had this much fun since I was
vaccinated.
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And, uh, how is Mickey getting along at
Jefferson?
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Oh, just fine. They're about to make her
principal.
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Yeah, the same way at Fillmore.
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I used to be her locker mate there.
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You must have been shattered when she
moved away.
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Oh, she didn't move away.
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She just changed schools.
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She had to.
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She what?
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Tell me when.
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Marsha, Eugene Belvin.
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Hey, stop screaming. I'm not coming
over.
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Yeah, listen.
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Jenny just called, and you won't believe
what she heard.
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That new girl, Mickey.
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You know, that old friend of Fonzie's.
Yeah. Turns out she had to leave
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High. Uh -huh. Yeah. Why?
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Because she was... She was with
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child.
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I swear, Harriet, I heard it right from
Eugene.
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That new girl, that friend of Fonzie's,
left Fillmore because you were
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expecting.
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I wouldn't say it if I wasn't really
sure.
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Yeah! You know that new girl, Mickey?
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Got pregnant.
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Guess who the father of... Ponzi!
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Who will win the TV Land Award for
favorite crime -fighting duo?
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Who will be named TV's all -time
dreamiest teen idol?
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Which unforgettable classic TV theme
song will be honored at last?
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It's all up to you.
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The 2004 TV Land Awards are coming, so
cast your vote. Go to TVLand .com and
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select your favorites in the viewer's
choice categories.
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Make your choice heard.
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Log on and vote today.
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Drop that yogurt.
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Hi, I'm Gordon Elliott. Let me show you
something different. Campbell's Select
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Soup, and we're going to try the roasted
chicken with long grain and wild rice.
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They have nine varieties with more
tender chicken.
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Nice. Here we go.
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Can I borrow your gas for one moment?
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Ta -da!
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Campbell's Select Soup. Is this good
enough to be your mom's soup, do you
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This actually might be better than my
mother's soup.
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It's almost illegal amounts of chicken.
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Oh, it's great.
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Make it Campbell's instead.
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Feel fresh.
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Feel confident.
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With Summer's Eve, a complete line of
feminine products.
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Proven gentle and effective.
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So you can be you.
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Hi, guys. Hey. Honey, I got that dessert
you like. Oh, great.
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Oh, and look what else I got.
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Honey? Kids, relax. It's new natural
citrus Listerine. It's less intense.
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Sure? All right. Sounds good.
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Introducing new natural citrus
Listerine. All the same germ -killing
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fight plaque. Now in a new citrus flavor
that's less intense.
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For a cleaner, healthier mouth. You can
handle it. Germs can't. What does
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everyone want for breakfast?
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Honey Bunches!
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It has strawberries!
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Strawberry!
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Post Honey Bunches a vote with
strawberries. It's anything but
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Isn't that amazing? I've been coming
here for years and they still get choked
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when I walk in.
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All right, my little friends, you can
start talking again. Go ahead. It's all
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right.
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Just a guess, guys, but is anything
wrong?
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They won't tell me.
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Roger, people are saying that new girl
Mickey got herself into trouble.
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And they're saying that Fonzie's
responsible.
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What? Yeah.
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Don't ask me. I just heard.
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Yes. Yes.
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What is
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going on here?
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Well, people are saying, huh? Take your
hand off his mouth.
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What are people saying?
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People are saying that we got to talk.
Yeah.
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In your office, please. It's real
important.
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All right. Let's talk in my office.
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What do you think?
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Promise me that you'll think it over
first, okay?
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All right.
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I'll call you later.
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Okay, bye.
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Well, if it isn't Radio Free Milwaukee.
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I just got off the phone with Mickey.
She's in tears.
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Oh, don't tell me she got a B.
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No.
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She's ready to drop out of Jefferson.
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Oh. Life will be an empty charade
without her. Will you knock it off?
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You did this.
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This is just like the rumor that you
started with Noreen Qualls. I never said
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Noreen was pregnant.
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I just said a girl in the nurse's office
said she was.
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I was just passing it on, and that's all
I'm doing now.
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So you admit it. I admit nothing.
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I may have mentioned something to
Eugene, but it wasn't a rumor.
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I was simply stating a fact.
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And the fact... is that there was a
rumor that Mickey was in trouble, then
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a person's right to make their own
interpretation.
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That's what democracy is all about.
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Because people think Mickey's pregnant?
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Because they have the right to think
she's pregnant, Joanie.
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I suppose you'd be happier in Russia.
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Jenny, you're cracking up.
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You know, it may interest you to know
that Mickey has never had a pregnant day
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in her life.
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She was out sick with mono for five
months. Her mother had a baby.
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And then a lot of dirty little minds
just assumed it was really Mickey's.
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Things got so bad, Jenny, she had to
change schools.
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And here it started all over again.
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Except now, they're saying Fonzie's the
father, Jenny.
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Fonzie!
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of these names?
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I'm checking each one.
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I'm going down the list inch by little
inch.
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And I'm going to find out who did it.
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00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:57,210
So far, I'm up to Eugene Belvin.
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I went to his house. His mother said he
was sick in bed and an idiot.
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I'll go back there in the morning. I'll
ask him. He'll tell me.
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Do you have any idea, Joanie?
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I have no idea.
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Me neither.
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When I find out who it is, I'm going to
start erasing.
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The names? Oh, no.
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The person.
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It's coming through.
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Was that a good dream?
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Yes, but later.
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Listen, what are you doing here? Eugene,
I have something very important to tell
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you. Now, listen to me.
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Fonzie's coming over here tomorrow to
find out who told you that story about
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Mickey. You did. Eugene, that's exactly
what I don't want you to tell him.
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Now, listen to me, Eugene. You've got to
cover for me. Tell him anything else.
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But he won't believe me. I know him. I
mean, the word death.
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Death will come up a lot.
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Eugene, darling, do it for your little
pookie bear, Jen -Jen.
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If I'm supposed to risk my life for you,
it's going to be a price.
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You've got to come to terms, baby.
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That chance.
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Want Fonzie to find out?
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No. Okay, then you'll be my girlfriend
for one month.
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You'll call me Love Buckets and kiss me
whenever I want.
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Mundo Disgusto.
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Well, what's your answer?
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All right, you've got a deal. Eugene,
what are you going to tell Fonzie?
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I'm just going to pin it on my brother,
Melvin. He's a real idiot.
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Ask my mother.
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I'm feeling very nauseous, Eugene. Good
night.
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Oh, and until tomorrow, mon petit.
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We have a date with destiny.
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You missed me.
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As I lay sleeping, oh, I dreamed I
had... Oh, come on, Bobby. That's
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Jenny would never do that.
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But it's all over town. She was seen
coming out of Eugene's window last
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a passion flower?
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Get much sleep last night?
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I beg your pardon?
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Oh, don't pay any attention to him,
Jenny.
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It seems that there's some kind of dumb
rumor going around that you spent the
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night with Eugene.
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Oh, come on. I barely even speak to
Eugene.
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Joanie, tell him this isn't true.
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Jenny, they have a right to their own
opinions.
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That's what democracy is all about,
right?
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our big date tonight?
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Why, you miserable... Anyone seen Fonz?
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Seven o 'clock, okay?
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Sorry, I didn't quite hear that.
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I said I'm counting the minutes.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Your brother, where's your brother?
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Oh, he's hiding. But I promised not to
tell where he is.
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So I wrote it down.
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his address.
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Till tonight, sweetheart.
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00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:11,040
How about a big, wet kiss?
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I did it! I did it!
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00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,580
I'm the one that started that rumor.
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I'm so sorry it's not a guy.
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00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,280
I never hit a girl, you know.
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00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,920
Before this.
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I'm sorry. Get sorry!
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00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,360
What, are you crazy?
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00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,360
You can't walk around with such a big
mouth. You understand what I'm saying?
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00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,520
What do you think, it was a very funny
little joke?
333
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,280
Petty jealousy nearly ruined a girl's
life.
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00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:49,760
How do you feel about that?
335
00:20:03,389 --> 00:20:05,350
Yeah, but here's money, Fonz.
336
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:12,570
This has got the shop teacher's picture
on it.
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00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,190
I would get out of here if I...
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00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:40,660
the rest of your life.
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00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,300
Who says?
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00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,980
It's not that bad in here.
341
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,760
Besides, I've already started to
redecorate.
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00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,420
Jenny, why'd you spread that rumor about
Mickey?
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00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,380
Why do you hate her so much?
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00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:03,460
Because you like her so much. Well, of
course I like her.
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00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,560
I like you both.
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00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,040
Oh, come on, John.
347
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,280
Next to her, I feel like Raggedy Ann
next to Barbie.
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00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,100
I mean, she's pretty.
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00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:15,640
She's smart.
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She doesn't live in a bathroom.
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00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,600
Judy.
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00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,780
Judy, you were my first real friend.
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00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:25,980
I acted this way because I was afraid of
losing you.
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00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:28,300
I'm sorry.
355
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:32,380
Listen, I'll admit.
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00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,680
I got a little excited to have a new
friend.
357
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,900
But, Jenny, she could never take your
place.
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00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,020
We're sisters.
359
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,460
You and I go way back.
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00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,360
We've got memories.
361
00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:50,040
Gosh, we bought our first bras together.
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00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:52,420
Two years apart.
363
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:53,700
Well, I don't catch up.
364
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,660
Can't all three of us be friends?
365
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,460
Yeah.
366
00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:03,660
But who's your best friend?
367
00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:06,900
Jenny, you'll always be my best friend.
368
00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:13,100
You know what, Joanie? What? I'm going
to kill this rumor business.
369
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:17,960
I'm going to admit to everyone that I
lied. I'm going to apologize to Fonzie
370
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,340
Mickey. I'm going to apologize to the
world.
371
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,980
You know, we really have had some good
times together.
372
00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,500
Yeah. Where do we buy those bras anyway?
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00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,060
Fester's.
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00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,080
Remember when you bought your first
training bra?
375
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,900
Do I remember it?
376
00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:35,990
wearing it.
377
00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:44,110
You know, for years,
378
00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:46,730
our Eggo waffles have made breakfast
perfect.
379
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:51,090
And now with this rich maple -flavored
Eggo syrup, we've made it even more
380
00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:54,250
perfect. Plus, with the no -drip spout,
the bottle doesn't get my hands all
381
00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,250
sticky.
382
00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:59,490
There's just one thing we have to ask
ourselves on this. Why didn't we think
383
00:22:59,490 --> 00:23:00,149
this before?
384
00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:02,370
I mean, it's syrup. We make waffles.
385
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:03,930
Waffles and syrup.
386
00:23:04,270 --> 00:23:06,650
One of these things is sort of like the
other.
387
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:11,510
Introducing Ego Syrup. Better late than
never. I mean, it's not rocket surgery.
388
00:23:14,150 --> 00:23:15,250
What's going on here?
389
00:23:15,970 --> 00:23:18,910
Ouch. Looks like Junior could use some
help.
390
00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:20,309
Nice shot.
391
00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,650
Cottonelle Ultra toilet paper.
392
00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:24,590
The softest, thickest, most absorbent
Cottonelle.
393
00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:26,570
Cottonelle. Looking out for the family.
394
00:23:27,670 --> 00:23:31,870
To exfoliate your skin every day, would
you use something hard?
395
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,520
or something that polishes gently.
396
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:39,880
Dove's new creamy exfoliating body wash
with tiny beads and moisturizing lotion.
397
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,680
Fresh skin daily.
398
00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:44,580
This chair doesn't look frightening.
399
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,020
It's just oak, glue, and nails.
400
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,220
But if you ever find yourself in it, it
can be the scariest place on the planet.
401
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,380
It's the defendant's chair.
402
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,440
And Allstate knows how intimidating it
can feel.
403
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,630
If you're an Allstate customer and
you're sued over an accident, They'll
404
00:24:01,630 --> 00:24:02,630
lawyer to defend you.
405
00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:04,710
You should never be alone.
406
00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:07,290
That's all states stand.
407
00:24:09,330 --> 00:24:10,630
Are you in good hands?
408
00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:17,090
Haynes created the Comfort Soft
waistband because we know guys. To get
409
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:19,990
comfortable, they will employ every
available resource.
410
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:23,810
They will improvise when necessary.
411
00:24:25,850 --> 00:24:29,650
Guys will pass on their comfort -seeking
skills to future generations.
412
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:30,989
Hello, Michael.
413
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:31,769
Hey, Doc.
414
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:35,050
See how the new Hanes comfort soft
waistband is wrapped in cotton?
415
00:24:35,410 --> 00:24:36,490
And it's tagless.
416
00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:39,330
Wow. This could be our most comfortable
underwear ever.
417
00:24:42,810 --> 00:24:47,170
For some time now, you've heard me use
the term Medicare participating
418
00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:48,710
What's that?
419
00:24:48,950 --> 00:24:53,010
Well, if you have diabetes and you're on
Medicare, it's someone who doesn't
420
00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:55,090
charge too much for your testing
supplies.
421
00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:56,990
Like Liberty Medical.
422
00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:01,060
They charge only what Medicare approves
and not a dime more.
423
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:06,480
Most drugstores will file Medicare
forms, but that doesn't make them a
424
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,680
participating provider.
425
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:12,260
They decide what they're going to
charge, and you know you may wind up
426
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:17,240
more. Now, what if there's not a
Medicare participating provider in your
427
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:22,480
Well, Medicare suggests that you use a
mail order provider, like Liberty.
428
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:25,040
With Liberty, you pay nothing up front.
429
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:27,570
Your supplies are delivered right to
your door.
430
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:32,070
Now that you know the difference,
there's no question who you should call.
431
00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:35,750
Liberty. They can help you live a better
life.
432
00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:39,290
Call 1 -800 -770 -3175.
433
00:25:48,310 --> 00:25:52,690
The Little Red Riding Hood walked into
her grandmother's cottage.
434
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:57,970
And Grandpa's got a bad cough. I'm going
to get some water. Don't you go away.
435
00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:03,410
Aw.
436
00:26:03,850 --> 00:26:05,890
Where's Mommy, little sweetheart?
437
00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:08,730
My Grandpa was watching you.
438
00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:10,710
Come on. You'll go upstairs.
439
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:13,930
That's a good boy.
440
00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:16,990
My little big boy.
441
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,490
Let's see. Where were we?
442
00:26:20,510 --> 00:26:21,510
There.
443
00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:22,910
Now.
444
00:26:23,390 --> 00:26:27,790
In the bed, she saw someone wearing a
shawl and a nightgown. She was rather
445
00:26:27,790 --> 00:26:32,330
puzzled. But grandmother seemed quite
different, so she said, What big eyes
446
00:26:32,330 --> 00:26:33,330
have. Howard!
447
00:26:33,650 --> 00:26:34,649
Shh, Marion.
448
00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:36,450
All the better to see you instead.
449
00:26:44,590 --> 00:26:45,590
Next.
450
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,620
On the Brady Bunch, Peter Brady could be
the first cloned human. He finds his
451
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:52,980
exact double at his own school.
452
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,080
Why, if it weren't for his twin's
glasses, you'd never tell them apart.
453
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,360
Brady Bunch number 113 is up next on TV
Land.
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00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,600
Stay tuned.
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