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Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. You're so right.

You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Today have days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Three days are yours to buy.

See, I took precautions. Look at this.

Oh, this cute little seat belt.

Oh, yeah.

Man, that a boy. That a boy. Right here. Right here.

Now, where did you get that tiny crash helmet? This was mine when I was his

All right, all right. Here we go. Come on.

There we go. All right, little Regina, stop going around the block for time.

understand?

something that we've wanted to do for a long time and I hope you approve.

Oh, nothing breakable. Oh, Junie. Oh, my little girl. Oh, my. Mom, I don't know

what you're thinking, but it's not that.

Yeah, it's never that.

We've got band outfits and we want you to co -sign.

Oh, well.

Daddy's home.

Well, you know, there was a time I would come home and this family would welcome

me with open arms.

And there would be the smells of dinner cooking.

Baby's been here, eh?

Oh, guess what, Howard? The kids got band outfits.

Wow! Why didn't you call me at the store?

How about dinner, Marion?

Yeah, I thought you'd be a little more excited for us than that.

Wow!

Well, I got excited. Of course, I was a little bit confused.

I thought that when they told me about it, I thought they'd eloped or done

something awful.

See, we never do that.

But we have talked about getting engaged, right?

Yeah, and even married.

Maybe. But that's years from now.

Thank you for your enthusiasm, Chuck.

I'm getting better, right? At least I didn't black out this time.

See you later.

Bye -bye.

You were very nice to them.

I didn't do anything. No, I know what you were thinking.

You know, someday, Joanie and Chachi might really get married.

You hardly even know him. You never talk to him. Oh, I do so, Marion.

Well, look, I like Chachi, but I don't know what to say to him. We don't have

anything in common.

Howard, it's not that hard. Just do the things with him that you used to do with

Richie. Like spend some time with him this weekend.

No, I'm going fishing this weekend.

Well, that's perfect.

Howard, take Chachi with you.

Yeah, it might be fun. I'd have a companion, a friend.

Somebody to do the rowing?

We had to come back.

Kid flooded his engine.

Oh, you know, this is the life.

I remember I used to bring Richie out here all the time and we'd talk and

Fish and talk.

Have a great time.

Just... Talking and fishing.

Charging.

Get the net. He's a big one.

Wow.

Sun's up.

You must have dozed off.

Oh.

The last time I got up at 3 a .m., I was, uh... Uh...

I've never gotten up at 3 a .m.

Did you paint your hook?

Yeah, but how do you get them on the hook without hurting them?

Look, I don't think the worms feel anything when you... Here, use a piece

cheese. Thanks, Mr. C.

You think it would help if we put this between a couple little slices of rye

bread?

See, I got to level with you.

You know, when you first asked me to go fishing with you, I thought for sure you

were just trying to bring me up here so you could do that father -in -law thing.

What thing?

Well, you know, when you asked me, uh, how are you going to support my daughter

once you're married?

That thing.

Oh, no.

Absolutely not, Chachi.

No, I brought you up here to introduce you to the wonderful world of fishing.

Sure, I mean, this is...

Something we can do years from now when you're settled down.

You know, we can both take off early on a Friday afternoon and I can pick you up

from work.

Where do you think I might be picking you up at work from?

What?

If I were to pick you up at work, where do you think I'd be picking you up at?

I don't know, Mr. Stanton. That's a long way in the future. Who knows? Yeah.

Probably Arnold's, huh? You'd be running the place by then.

Nah, the restaurant business is boring.

Oh, but don't tell Al, please.

Probably the garage, huh?

You and Fonzie would be partners by then.

I like working at the garage. Good, I'll pick you up at the garage.

No, no, you can't. You see, I made this deal with Fonzie.

I don't step foot in the garage and he doesn't throw wrenches at me.

I tell you though, Mr. C, I have thought a lot about going into music.

Where would I pick you up with music?

Well, we'd work clubs, do records, stuff like that.

You mean you could make a living doing that?

Well, it's kind of a long shot, I guess.

Well, then how are you going to support my daughter? How are you going to live?

How are you going to eat?

You see, after we're married, something is bound to come along. Yeah, then

you're going to have to feed that, too.

Look, Chachi, you said it best that music is a long shot. I mean, what if it

doesn't come in?

Are you trying to tell me...

Then I can't ask Johnny to marry me if I don't have a job.

No, I didn't say that. We're not having that kind of a talk.

We just came out here to have some fun, that's all. So let's just have some fun.

Okay.

You're not upset?

Not at all.

Hey, Mr. C, you got a fish? I'll get it later.

I'm really sorry.

Yeah, I know, I know.

I forgive you, Chachi. It's okay.

I never caught a fish before.

I got so excited.

Yeah. Or else I never would have stood up in the boat.

Well, it's all right.

I mean, besides the water wasn't that deep. It was just a couple of inches

my head.

You know, it's kind of funny.

I'm the one who stands up in the boat, and you're the one who goes in the

Yeah, that's funny.

happens again, will you do me a favor, please, and throw me the seat cushion

instead of the tackle bar?

Well, how was it? Was it fun? Are you big buddies now?

Why are you all wet?

It was an accident. It could happen to anybody.

Of course, this is the first time it ever happened to me.

I'm going upstairs and change my clothes and drain my watch.

I can't fish. Don't take it so hard. It's got nothing to do with fishing.

The fact of the matter is, I don't know how I'm going to support you.

Or myself.

I'm 18 years old, and I don't know what I want to do.

Church,

you know what you want to do.

You've got your music.

Oh, Joanie, it's such a long shot, you know? And what if it doesn't come in?

Well, that's my father talking.

Joanie? Yeah?

Both of my legs just fell asleep.

You know, your father made me take a good look at myself.

I've been acting like a kid.

All I've been thinking about is going out and fooling around and having a good

time. But I can't do that anymore.

And I'm not coming back here until I can hold my head up and say I found a

career. You're not coming back here. We've got a date tonight.

Date?

Dates are for kids.

Cheers. Mr.

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Sounds great, Al. What is it?

Dynamite handler.

of Cuba helpful.

Hey,

Josh.

Well, I got the results of your aptitude test.

Great. Now, these tests are designed to pinpoint that career which affords you,

the testee, the greatest opportunity for success and fulfillment.

Yeah, I know. Pots are hurled up before I took the test. Oh, I know, but I'd

love to say it. It's so hopeful.

Say, please, what should I do for the rest of my life? Will you tell me? All

right, okay. Hang on to your horses.

For Harman? Yeah.

I was the only kid in first grade who couldn't grow roots on a sweet potato.

You know what I mean, Farman?

Those are the tests of Homer Tucker.

Homer Tucker?

Isn't that the guy who walks through school barefoot?

I told him to go to medical school.

Wow.

Attractive widow looking for mature male companion must appreciate Mozart and

mud wrestling.

Look out, I gotta make a call.

Let me see these, please. Sure, go ahead.

Here we are. Here it is.

Consumer product relations. That sounds great.

What is it?

Sales, Chuck. Sales.

Wide open field. Plenty of jobs for salesmen.

You know, I'd like to be a salesman. And you know what? Mr. C is in the Chamber

of Commerce. He can help me out with anybody.

Oh, great.

Well, listen. I better find Homer before he performs an operation.

Hey, guys.

Wish me luck.

Mud wrestling crew.

Come in, come in, come in, come in.

Mr. Parker. Right, right. Mr.

Cunningham sent me. Oh, look, very nice. Come in, come in. Look how you look.

Nice suit, nice tie. Good for sales. Don't tell me.

I'll call her, right? Yes, Chachi.

Chachi. Chachi.

Nah, nah, nah. Bad for sales. Let's call you Chuck.

Wait, what's wrong with Chachi? Cute, but too many syllables.

Customers remember one -syllable names like Frank and Pete, Chuck, Joe Bob, but

never Joe Bob. Fine, what's in a name? What's in a name? Chuck, what's in a

name? Shakespeare -esque, what's in a name? Only I'll give you an answer.

Sales, that's what's in a name. Here, here, kids, here's a buck.

Bob, what's this for?

You don't know what money's for.

It's to buy stuff with.

All right, all right.

We've got a sales meeting. Now, look, we go very fast. So pay attention, all

right? All right, sir.

Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Yo, yo, when you're better than me, you'll sit there. Up, up, up.

That's it.

All right, all right. Now, pay attention, men.

Today's a brand new day.

Did we eat money?

Money. Did we sleep money?

Money. And how do we get money?

Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Chuck has a

question. What is it, Chuck?

What is it you sell?

College boy, good question.

What is it we sell, Chuck?

Janitorial supplies.

You slop it, we mop it, huh?

I don't know anything about janitorial supplies.

Chuck, neither do we.

But what if I can't sell?

Wait a minute, did he say can't? Did he say can't? All right, all right. Give me

the buck, give me the buck, give me the buck. Rule number one, Chuck, a salesman

never, never says can't.

All right, now pay attention.

This week, we got a big push on power floor cleaners. Chuck, you know somebody

that's got a business with a big floor?

I mean like a bank.

I'm talking big.

Well, I have a friend who owns a restaurant.

Oh, friend.

Owns. Friend. Those are magical words. Chucky, baby, I can smell a big, big

sale. Can't you?

Give me the buck. You said can't.

Did I say it? I said it. I said can't. All right. I said all right. All right.

You got me. Nobody's got me in a long time. There goes my lunch. That's okay,

Chuck. You're right. Sit down, kid. I am sitting. Good. Short is very bad for

sales. All right.

Pay attention, men.

Now remember, we sell this to get this. Am I right?

This is what we sell to get this. What is it, Chuck?

I don't mean to keep interrupting you, but what's in the box? What's in the

What's in the box? Who cares?

Could be used golf balls, a box of sweat. This is not important, Chuck.

what's important.

Money, money, money.

All right, kid. All right. All right. All right. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

Now, tell your friend we're here. You tell him we got stuff here going to

improve his business 200%. This stuff will do that?

All right. Leave out that part.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Hi, Al.

Josh, you got the job. Yeah.

That's my guy.

Sal, could you help me out? Sure. What? Okay, this is going to be my first sales

approach. I don't have to buy anything.

I'm just supposed to make this big sales pitch, okay? Hey, what are friends for?

Come on, pitch away. Okay, Sal. Okay.

Al? Yeah?

What's in this bottle is going to change your life. Fine, I'll take a case.

He's very good. Oh, Mr. Ripley. Mr. Parker. Yeah. Excuse me. Yeah? Did you

that? I heard it. Get the money. Get the money. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let it still. Show him the power cleaner.

I don't know. It's too expensive, Mr. Parker. I don't want to show him.

Money, money, money, money.

Al, yeah, I'll take it.

Oh, maybe I should wait a little bit. Yeah.

He's dying.

Al,

the restaurant business is a messy one.

For instance, How are you going to clean up those dirty scuff marks, huh? I got

no dirty scuff marks.

Wait, wait, wait.

Spaghetti, huh?

Spaghetti, Marlon. Spaghetti.

A little ketchup.

A little ketchup.

A little mayonnaise.

Yeah, a little grease. A little grease.

Do you have any Parmesan cheese?

All right, here's a bottle.

Here's another bottle.

Go ahead.

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Everyone out, I'll give you a little demonstration, okay?

Okay.

Mr. Parker? Yeah, yeah. Excuse me. What is it, kid? How does it work? How does

it work? Just squeeze and go. Come on, just squeeze and go.

Go, go, go. Alan, you're going to love this video. Here we go. Go on, get him.

Attaboy.

Hey, catch the charge.

Charge, just tell him that we love each other and we'll work it out. He's not

going to buy that. Are you kidding me?

And I should know what I want to do in life.

One moment, though, here.

Wait a minute.

I want to have a mission something sitting over here in my very comfortable

on the couch.

This don't sound so complicated, you know, not like solving the world hunger

problem.

Answer me one question.

What do you want to do with your life?

I want to sing my music.

Huh? You want to be a bum, huh?

Thanks. I'm kidding with you, huh? You just say it straight out. I want to sing

my music, right? You should have asked me this a long time ago. Fonz. Yeah,

what? I already told him all that.

Man, it's such a long shot.

So what? I may not make it. So what?

So what? You don't know unless you try.

If Abraham Lincoln thought that being president was a long shot and gave up,

would have nobody's picture on a $5 bill.

What? When parents come in here, you tell them honestly what you want to do.

Oh, Chachi.

We just saw Mr. Parker and he told us what happened.

But he said you had spunk and he gave me a dollar.

Mr. and Mrs. C, I would like you to take a seat in your very comfortable chair

here. Please sit down.

All right, I want you to relax.

A little deep breathing here. In, out, in, out.

I want you to have an open mind because Chachi has something to say.

Knock your socks off.

I'm going into music.

The man is so

happy he went to tell the neighbors.

give it a try. Mr. C, I'm 18, and I figured now's a good time to take a long

shot.

I'm not a lazy little kid anymore.

I've been working all my life, and I'm going to do whatever I can to make it in

the music business.

Well, isn't that wonderful?

A musician in the family. It'll be so nice at Christmas.

Could we step inside here? People are beginning to gather.

All right, everybody, let's move along with your little lives.

Well, I'll be right down.

Later.

Chachi, I respect your determination.

You've always been a very dependable young man, and if music is what you want

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I'll tell you what.

We'll go fishing this weekend.

That'd be nice, Mr. C. Yeah, I'll pick you up.

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