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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,710 --> 00:00:06,770 Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. Thursday, Friday, 2 00:00:06,910 --> 00:00:07,910 happy days. 3 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:10,270 Saturday, what a day. 4 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,290 Groovin' all week with you. 5 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:14,810 These days are ours. 6 00:00:15,790 --> 00:00:17,070 Happy and free. 7 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,630 These days are ours. 8 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:28,230 My gray sky, hello blue. There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. It feels 9 00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:29,950 so right, it can't be wrong. 10 00:00:30,210 --> 00:00:32,430 Rockin' and rollin' all week long. 11 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,610 These days are ours. 12 00:00:40,210 --> 00:00:41,670 Share them with me. 13 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:44,710 These days are ours. 14 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:51,630 These happy days are yours and my happy days. 15 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:03,000 Now it's time to decide who's going to take charge of this year's Leopard Lodge 16 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,020 musical, the 15th annual Pooh Bah Doodah. 17 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,700 Now, are there any volunteers? 18 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:10,160 Yeah, right. 19 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,240 Well, look at this. Two more than usual. 20 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:18,000 Well, I guess it's just Al and me, so that puts me in charge, huh? 21 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,800 Would somebody please tell me what's wrong with me? 22 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,820 Sure. You want to spend a week? 23 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,700 Come on, Donald. This is a board meeting. You know something? I mean, I 24 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:30,820 get important jobs around here. For the last four years, I've been the fez 25 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:31,820 cleaner. 26 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,760 You're breaking my heart, Al. I mean, every year our show is an artistic 27 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:40,100 failure. Now, I think the words poobah, doodah should say class. 28 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,440 Well, how do you propose we do that? 29 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:46,600 Well, it's simple. We just get a celebrity to headline the show. 30 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:51,680 Now, it just happens that my cousin is the commissioner of public utilities. 31 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Yeah, we know that. 32 00:01:53,220 --> 00:01:57,920 Did you also know that he plays a pretty mean slide trombone? Oh, yeah, we know 33 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,160 that. You know his wife fools around? 34 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:05,060 I didn't think you knew that. 35 00:02:07,050 --> 00:02:10,050 I think Al deserves a chance here. You know, he may know one or two 36 00:02:10,350 --> 00:02:12,590 Okay, go ahead, Mr. Fez Cleaner. 37 00:02:13,730 --> 00:02:14,730 Well, how about it, Al? 38 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:18,130 Well, my brother, the father, is a kind of a celebrity. 39 00:02:18,590 --> 00:02:20,850 He could do the opening and closing invocations. 40 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:23,690 That ought to pack him in, huh? 41 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,990 Al, what about Frankie? 42 00:02:27,870 --> 00:02:31,290 Well, I never thought of him like that. I always think of him as my fifth cousin 43 00:02:31,290 --> 00:02:32,390 Frankie once removed. 44 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:34,030 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 45 00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:35,210 Frankie who? 46 00:02:36,099 --> 00:02:37,099 Frankie Avalon. 47 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:40,740 Frankie Avalon is your cousin? I don't believe that. 48 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:43,640 That's right. He's going to be in Chicago all this month. I got a letter 49 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:44,860 mother telling me that Monday. 50 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:47,300 Look, I move we vote on it, okay? 51 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,900 All right, I'll second that. All right, all right. We'll vote. Sit down. 52 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,960 All those in favor of Frankie Avalon, raise your hands. 53 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:56,460 Well, congratulations, Al. 54 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,830 quiet. I'm trying to cast a respectable doodah here. 55 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:13,490 Come on. Come on. You guys are better off going to the show. You get in the 56 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:14,770 bathroom and practice some more, will you? 57 00:03:15,150 --> 00:03:16,710 You're never going to make it otherwise, kid. 58 00:03:17,090 --> 00:03:18,690 Come on, boy. I'll tell you. 59 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:20,710 And who are you supposed to be? 60 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:21,970 Never mind. 61 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:25,550 All right. Which one's the dummy here, huh? 62 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:27,010 Get him. Get him. 63 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:29,190 You'll never believe that. Too much. 64 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,080 Oh, Jenny, look it. You're supposed to be auditioning in five minutes. You just 65 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,700 pull in now. I'm sorry. I've got to change. By the way, if you're short of 66 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,160 dressing rooms, I'd love to share with Frankie Avalon. 67 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,420 I love him. 68 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,180 You're going to love my act. 69 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:48,360 Jenny, I play no favorites here. Believe me. Hey, everybody. I play no 70 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:49,760 favorites, and that means for nobody. 71 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:52,200 There's no favorite plays I've played yet. 72 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:58,060 I can't believe this. 73 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,620 There is a juggler in my office, and he's not very good. 74 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,480 He's not going to be in the show, Fonz. 75 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,860 Fonz, listen. What if the show's no good? 76 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:10,040 They're never going to give me an important job again like this. Al, 77 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,040 me. Ta -da! 78 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:12,960 I'm ready, Al. 79 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,700 I thought you were going to change. I did. It's a surprise. 80 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:45,999 Are you crazy? 81 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 No, 82 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,340 no way, Jenny. No way. This is a family show. 83 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,360 Well, we do this in my family all the time. 84 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:54,020 All right, next. 85 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,320 Oh, all right. We're ready now. 86 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,080 No, no. Lori Best turns next. 87 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,800 Oh, she's going to be with us. Yeah. 88 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,140 What? She's with the band now? 89 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:03,420 What instrument is she playing? Al, will you be patient? It's a surprise. 90 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,040 Hey, guys. 91 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:09,360 Let me tell you about a play. 92 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:58,460 Frankie, I have a letter. This is why he wants to talk to Mr. 93 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,800 B. Thank you very much. 94 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:05,820 Yeah, 95 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:09,140 Frankie. 96 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:12,700 Yeah. Uh -huh. 97 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:14,140 Right. 98 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,980 Yeah. Okay, you too, Frankie. 99 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:18,720 Yeah, right. 100 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,420 win the TV Land Award for Favorite Crime Fighting Duo. 101 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:34,080 Who will be named TV's all -time dreamiest teen idol? 102 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:38,840 Which unforgettable classic TV theme song will be honored at last? 103 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:46,000 It's all up to you. The 2004 TV Land Awards are coming, so cast your vote. Go 104 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,260 to TVLand .com and select your favorite in the Viewer's Choice category. 105 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,540 Make your choice heard. 106 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,620 Log on and vote today. 107 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:02,320 You know, for years, our Eggo waffles have made breakfast perfect. And now 108 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:06,440 this rich maple -flavored Eggo syrup, we've made it even more perfect. Plus, 109 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:09,180 with the no -drip spout, the bottle doesn't get my hands all sticky. 110 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:14,120 There's just one thing we have to ask ourselves on this. Why didn't we think 111 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:14,719 this before? 112 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,960 I mean, it's syrup. We make waffles. 113 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:21,240 Waffles and syrup. One of these things is sort of like the other. 114 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:23,380 Introducing Eggo syrup. 115 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,120 Better late than never. I mean, it's not rocket surgery. 116 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,780 Yes, you're lovely. 117 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,860 Never ever change. 118 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:36,460 Keep that breathless charm. 119 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:43,020 Won't you please arrange it? Cause I love you. 120 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:47,840 Just the way you look tonight. 121 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,600 Just the way you look tonight. 122 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,600 Shh, they're coming. 123 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,580 Oh, what a time for a call. Nose is running, head's all blocked up. I need 124 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:05,580 Alka -Seltzer Plus. 125 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,820 I'll get my Alka -Seltzer Plus. 126 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,840 Only Alka -Seltzer Plus has an effervescent cold -fighting formula to 127 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,880 nasal congestion and release you from your worst cold symptoms fast. 128 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:18,179 Were you surprised? 129 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:19,440 No. Works every time. 130 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:23,560 Effervescent Alka -Seltzer Plus breaks up your worst cold symptoms fast. And if 131 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:26,800 the flu strikes you, get back on your feet fast with Alka -Seltzer Plus Flu. 132 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:50,120 When I'm awfully low, when the world is cold, I will 133 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:56,780 feel her glow just thinking of you and the way 134 00:09:56,780 --> 00:09:59,040 you look tonight. 135 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:19,630 so soft there is nothing for me but to love you 136 00:10:19,630 --> 00:10:24,190 and the way you look tonight 137 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,610 with 138 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:34,370 each word your tenderness 139 00:10:34,370 --> 00:10:39,730 grows tearing my fears apart 140 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,720 my foolish heart. 141 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,680 Yes, 142 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:12,460 I love you just the way you are. 143 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:21,570 Just the way you look. 144 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,620 is going to turn out great even if you don't have Frankie Avalon. 145 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:04,480 Won't it, Howard? Oh, I don't know, Mary. And what are all those people 146 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,160 to... What are we going to tell them who once have bought tickets for Frankie 147 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,920 Avalon? Well, we just have to give them their money back. 148 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,940 I can't. We already spent it. 149 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:17,600 Al, how could you lose Frankie Avalon? I didn't lose him, Howard. 150 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,600 His side of the family and my side of the family are having a big feud. 151 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,900 His mother called him up yesterday. He says he's not allowed to play with me. 152 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,650 Geez, I love your new molded dress. 153 00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:35,990 All right, Eric, any news on the cousin front? 154 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:38,150 Al, 155 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,430 don't do this. 156 00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:42,430 Not in public, Al. 157 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,150 You're going to get all puffy. 158 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:49,690 I don't know what to do. This feud's coming from the old country front. Al, 159 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:51,470 you finally tell me what it's all about? 160 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:54,070 One of my cousins stole one of their sheep. 161 00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:55,490 Sheep rustling farms. 162 00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:57,330 Where do you think I get the nice sweaters? 163 00:12:57,850 --> 00:12:58,850 Here. 164 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:02,460 Excuse us, sir, eh? Come on, we're going to go call Italy right now. I got the 165 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:04,020 rec lines for an overseas operator. 166 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:05,220 You'll settle it. 167 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:06,460 No? See? 168 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:17,640 I've been trying to get up for days now. I hope she's not at the pasta festival. 169 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,000 Aunt Marie eats and eats and... Oh, hello? 170 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:21,420 Hello, Aunt Marie? 171 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,260 Yeah, this is your nephew, Alfredo, from America. 172 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,780 Don't hang up, please. Aunt Marie, don't hang up. 173 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,280 I've come to apologize. 174 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,160 I want to make good for all the sheep that were stolen. 175 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:32,660 That's right. 176 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:34,460 That many, huh? 177 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,640 Okay, I will. 178 00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:39,300 Yes, I love you very much. 179 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,260 Yeah, I love you this much. 180 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,960 Yeah, uh -huh. 181 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,420 Okay, well, please, look. 182 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,920 Call up Frankie's mother and tell her it's okay for him to come and do the 183 00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:50,340 All right? 184 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,100 Oh, I love you. 185 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,340 Tante grazie. 186 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,360 Ciao. 187 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,980 So? The old bat. 188 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,420 Is he coming or not? 189 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:06,160 Is he coming or not? She's got to come from Italy. He's got to come from 190 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,440 Chicago. And I've got to go announce another act. 191 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,480 He shouldn't be in the theater. 192 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,460 Thank you. Thank you, everybody. 193 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:22,700 Thank you. 194 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:27,100 My pleasure now to introduce Milwaukee's favorite quartet. 195 00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:30,790 Weber, Chachi Arcola, Roger Phillips. 196 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:33,030 We all fall for some girl that dresses neat. Some girl that's got big feet. We 197 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:39,230 meet her. on the street then we'll join the army of merry boots to the altar 198 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:44,490 just like leading lambs to slaughter when it's over oh far we get it good 199 00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:51,190 bachelor days we then recall rich man 200 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:19,170 All right, hey, still no Frankie. 201 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:25,990 If I ever needed someone, I need him now. What can I do? 202 00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,790 Get your hands off him. Oh, I'm sorry. 203 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,430 Al, you know I'll help you. I'll do anything you want. What do you want me 204 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:34,430 do? 205 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:36,030 Hey, wait a minute. I got an idea. 206 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,090 Why don't you pretend you're Frankie Avalon? 207 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,490 Come on, Al. You're not laughing. 208 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,510 That's a good idea, Ponce. 209 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:46,250 Listen, you could put on some dark glasses. 210 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:49,650 I got a record here for Frankie. I'll play the record. You go up on the stage 211 00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:52,150 and just move your lips up and down. Oh, you're going to get it for this. 212 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:55,770 We could do it, Ponce. I'm telling you. You're both about the same size. You got 213 00:16:55,770 --> 00:16:56,770 the same hairstyle. 214 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,950 You're both a tagging. You both make women scream. 215 00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:03,310 He does it by singing, Al. 216 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:15,329 Charlotte Mintz and her accordion -playing bear. 217 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,170 You'll be happy to hear that Charlotte's injuries were not serious. 218 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:25,490 And now, for the act you've all been waiting for. 219 00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:26,829 Huh? 220 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:28,510 Now, 221 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:34,610 he's not used to our Midwestern blizzard, so in order not to get 222 00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:35,790 going to wear dark glasses. 223 00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:37,390 But here he is, folks. 224 00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:40,450 My cousin, not yours, but he's all of our... 225 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:10,590 I always love you so. 226 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,550 Why? Because you love me. 227 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,630 I don't think they got it yet. 228 00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:19,710 Let's be men about this. Let's own up to this, all right? Okay. 229 00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:21,210 It's his fault. 230 00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:24,470 All right, I did it. I goofed. I'm the one. 231 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:27,690 But I know you're all my good friends and my good neighbors, and you'll find 232 00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:30,010 in the goodness of your hearts to forgive me. 233 00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:31,890 Let's get him! 234 00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:38,350 Let's not turn this into the Oxbow incident here. 235 00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:40,410 This man is... 236 00:19:42,730 --> 00:19:44,110 Frankie Avalon like everybody else. 237 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:48,010 But where else in the United States are you going to see Abraham Lincoln doing a 238 00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:51,150 Gettysburg address while doing card tricks, huh? 239 00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:55,850 That's good, Fonz. I'll see something to cheer him up, will you? 240 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,010 Yes, I will. 241 00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:03,470 Ladies and gentlemen, the guy who really fits into this jacket, who makes this 242 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,850 bow tie a glow, huh? 243 00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:07,310 The original, Frankie Avalon! 244 00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:09,250 Oh, don't tease me like that, Fonz. 245 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,560 It's so nice to meet you. 246 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,540 I love the hug, but I ain't your cousin. 247 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:39,460 Well, they told me that I was on stage and I thought I saw a family 248 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,300 I'm very, very flattered. 249 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,620 She's a family resemblance, but that's out. 250 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,160 Yeah. 251 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:04,210 Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. What's his name? 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