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Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. Thursday, Friday,

happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Happy and free.

These days are ours.

My gray sky, hello blue. There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. It feels

so right, it can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

These days are ours.

These happy days are yours and my happy days.

Now it's time to decide who's going to take charge of this year's Leopard Lodge

musical, the 15th annual Pooh Bah Doodah.

Now, are there any volunteers?

Yeah, right.

Well, look at this. Two more than usual.

Well, I guess it's just Al and me, so that puts me in charge, huh?

Would somebody please tell me what's wrong with me?

Sure. You want to spend a week?

Come on, Donald. This is a board meeting. You know something? I mean, I

get important jobs around here. For the last four years, I've been the fez

cleaner.

You're breaking my heart, Al. I mean, every year our show is an artistic

failure. Now, I think the words poobah, doodah should say class.

Well, how do you propose we do that?

Well, it's simple. We just get a celebrity to headline the show.

Now, it just happens that my cousin is the commissioner of public utilities.

Yeah, we know that.

Did you also know that he plays a pretty mean slide trombone? Oh, yeah, we know

that. You know his wife fools around?

I didn't think you knew that.

I think Al deserves a chance here. You know, he may know one or two

Okay, go ahead, Mr. Fez Cleaner.

Well, how about it, Al?

Well, my brother, the father, is a kind of a celebrity.

He could do the opening and closing invocations.

That ought to pack him in, huh?

Al, what about Frankie?

Well, I never thought of him like that. I always think of him as my fifth cousin

Frankie once removed.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Frankie who?

Frankie Avalon.

Frankie Avalon is your cousin? I don't believe that.

That's right. He's going to be in Chicago all this month. I got a letter

mother telling me that Monday.

Look, I move we vote on it, okay?

All right, I'll second that. All right, all right. We'll vote. Sit down.

All those in favor of Frankie Avalon, raise your hands.

Well, congratulations, Al.

quiet. I'm trying to cast a respectable doodah here.

Come on. Come on. You guys are better off going to the show. You get in the

bathroom and practice some more, will you?

You're never going to make it otherwise, kid.

Come on, boy. I'll tell you.

And who are you supposed to be?

Never mind.

All right. Which one's the dummy here, huh?

Get him. Get him.

You'll never believe that. Too much.

Oh, Jenny, look it. You're supposed to be auditioning in five minutes. You just

pull in now. I'm sorry. I've got to change. By the way, if you're short of

dressing rooms, I'd love to share with Frankie Avalon.

I love him.

You're going to love my act.

Jenny, I play no favorites here. Believe me. Hey, everybody. I play no

favorites, and that means for nobody.

There's no favorite plays I've played yet.

I can't believe this.

There is a juggler in my office, and he's not very good.

He's not going to be in the show, Fonz.

Fonz, listen. What if the show's no good?

They're never going to give me an important job again like this. Al,

me. Ta -da!

I'm ready, Al.

I thought you were going to change. I did. It's a surprise.

Are you crazy?

No,

no way, Jenny. No way. This is a family show.

Well, we do this in my family all the time.

All right, next.

Oh, all right. We're ready now.

No, no. Lori Best turns next.

Oh, she's going to be with us. Yeah.

What? She's with the band now?

What instrument is she playing? Al, will you be patient? It's a surprise.

Hey, guys.

Let me tell you about a play.

Frankie, I have a letter. This is why he wants to talk to Mr.

B. Thank you very much.

Yeah,

Frankie.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Right.

Yeah. Okay, you too, Frankie.

Yeah, right.

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Yes, you're lovely.

Never ever change.

Keep that breathless charm.

Won't you please arrange it? Cause I love you.

Just the way you look tonight.

Just the way you look tonight.

Shh, they're coming.

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When I'm awfully low, when the world is cold, I will

feel her glow just thinking of you and the way

you look tonight.

so soft there is nothing for me but to love you

and the way you look tonight

with

each word your tenderness

grows tearing my fears apart

my foolish heart.

Yes,

I love you just the way you are.

Just the way you look.

is going to turn out great even if you don't have Frankie Avalon.

Won't it, Howard? Oh, I don't know, Mary. And what are all those people

to... What are we going to tell them who once have bought tickets for Frankie

Avalon? Well, we just have to give them their money back.

I can't. We already spent it.

Al, how could you lose Frankie Avalon? I didn't lose him, Howard.

His side of the family and my side of the family are having a big feud.

His mother called him up yesterday. He says he's not allowed to play with me.

Geez, I love your new molded dress.

All right, Eric, any news on the cousin front?

Al,

don't do this.

Not in public, Al.

You're going to get all puffy.

I don't know what to do. This feud's coming from the old country front. Al,

you finally tell me what it's all about?

One of my cousins stole one of their sheep.

Sheep rustling farms.

Where do you think I get the nice sweaters?

Here.

Excuse us, sir, eh? Come on, we're going to go call Italy right now. I got the

rec lines for an overseas operator.

You'll settle it.

No? See?

I've been trying to get up for days now. I hope she's not at the pasta festival.

Aunt Marie eats and eats and... Oh, hello?

Hello, Aunt Marie?

Yeah, this is your nephew, Alfredo, from America.

Don't hang up, please. Aunt Marie, don't hang up.

I've come to apologize.

I want to make good for all the sheep that were stolen.

That's right.

That many, huh?

Okay, I will.

Yes, I love you very much.

Yeah, I love you this much.

Yeah, uh -huh.

Okay, well, please, look.

Call up Frankie's mother and tell her it's okay for him to come and do the

All right?

Oh, I love you.

Tante grazie.

Ciao.

So? The old bat.

Is he coming or not?

Is he coming or not? She's got to come from Italy. He's got to come from

Chicago. And I've got to go announce another act.

He shouldn't be in the theater.

Thank you. Thank you, everybody.

Thank you.

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All right, hey, still no Frankie.

If I ever needed someone, I need him now. What can I do?

Get your hands off him. Oh, I'm sorry.

Al, you know I'll help you. I'll do anything you want. What do you want me

do?

Hey, wait a minute. I got an idea.

Why don't you pretend you're Frankie Avalon?

Come on, Al. You're not laughing.

That's a good idea, Ponce.

Listen, you could put on some dark glasses.

I got a record here for Frankie. I'll play the record. You go up on the stage

and just move your lips up and down. Oh, you're going to get it for this.

We could do it, Ponce. I'm telling you. You're both about the same size. You got

the same hairstyle.

You're both a tagging. You both make women scream.

He does it by singing, Al.

Charlotte Mintz and her accordion -playing bear.

You'll be happy to hear that Charlotte's injuries were not serious.

And now, for the act you've all been waiting for.

Huh?

Now,

he's not used to our Midwestern blizzard, so in order not to get

going to wear dark glasses.

But here he is, folks.

My cousin, not yours, but he's all of our...

I always love you so.

Why? Because you love me.

I don't think they got it yet.

Let's be men about this. Let's own up to this, all right? Okay.

It's his fault.

All right, I did it. I goofed. I'm the one.

But I know you're all my good friends and my good neighbors, and you'll find

in the goodness of your hearts to forgive me.

Let's get him!

Let's not turn this into the Oxbow incident here.

This man is...

Frankie Avalon like everybody else.

But where else in the United States are you going to see Abraham Lincoln doing a

Gettysburg address while doing card tricks, huh?

That's good, Fonz. I'll see something to cheer him up, will you?

Yes, I will.

Ladies and gentlemen, the guy who really fits into this jacket, who makes this

bow tie a glow, huh?

The original, Frankie Avalon!

Oh, don't tease me like that, Fonz.

It's so nice to meet you.

I love the hug, but I ain't your cousin.

Well, they told me that I was on stage and I thought I saw a family

I'm very, very flattered.

She's a family resemblance, but that's out.

Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. What's his name? What's his

Frankie Avalon.

His signature.

My cousin, folks.

Venus,

if you will.

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No! No!

I'll die!

Come on, he's your favorite person in the whole world. We're just going to go

over there and you're going to meet him, okay?

He's so gorgeous!

Oh, hi.

Hi. Hi. I'm Jenny Piccolo.

I'm nobody.

That's right.

It's a pleasure to meet you. Oh, yeah.

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Goodbye, gray sky. Hello, blue.

You can hold me when I hold you. Up next, it's the Brady Bunch. Or is it?

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The after days are your spot.