All language subtitles for happy_days_s09e14_grandma_nussbaum

Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy and free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Sunday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

Fare thee well.

Fare thee well.

Hold it! Hold it!

You know, that song reminds me of the
old days of the First World War.

Yeah, I was flying with Eddie
Rickenbacker. That's right, Eddie

were shot down back at the enemy lines.

No kidding.

Were you badly hurt?

were you, I'd put a dress on that
snowman, because that's the only thing

going out with the next month. It's
gone.

Hey, Mr. C, I just shoveled you off for
you. You what?

I shoveled you off.

Oh, how nice. Howard, give him money.

Marion, I didn't ask him to shovel. Dad.

Oh, all right.

I guess shoveling snow off a walk is a
back -breaking job.

Here you are, Chachi. Here's a brand new
shiny quarter.

Oh, no.

Thanks, Mr. C.

Even though your offer is quite
tempting.

I get it.

Okay, all right. You want a dollar, huh?
Here.

You know, when I was your age, we used
to shovel snow and all we got was a

quarter.

They had snow back then?

You just blew the buck. Oh, no.

Hey, how you doing, guys? Uncle

Joe, how are you? Hello, Fonzie. Do you
want to join us in a song?

I would love to, but darn my luck, I'm
going to see my Grandma Nussbaum.

Come on, Josh, let's go. Oh, why don't
you go on without me this time, Fonz?

Yeah, I'm going to stay here and, uh,
I'm going to join in the family sing.

we go. How is that more of a little
family business? We're going to go see

Grandma. Fonz, the truth of the matter
is I don't like visiting Grandma

Nussbaum. Don't get me wrong.

I mean, I love her and all, but, Fonz,
she acts really strange sometimes, you

know? What are you saying? I think one
of her Twinkies is missing. Don't you

that to me.

The woman raised me for ten years. She
is sharp as a tack. Besides, we've got

go to your house and change.

Why?

Because he is dressed better than you.
Let's go.

This, my sweetheart, is a surprise for
you.

Flowers, right?

No, Grandma, it's candy.

It's candy. Oh, I was just joking.

You're cute, but you ain't got no sense
of humor.

I love you anyway.

Love you too, Skippy.

Skippy?

Yeah, yeah, Skippy. That's the name that
Grandma used to call me when I lived

with her for ten years.

Forget you heard it. Heard what?

I did. I changed my T -shirt. What are
you two muttering about?

Speak up so a woman can hear.

We were just talking about we haven't
seen you for a while. We figured we'd

by and see how you were doing.

So, what brings you by?

We just thought we would come by and see
how you were doing.

You don't have to yell. I'm not a tree.

I'm worried about you, Skippy. You're
repeating yourself.

You're not wearing your hearing aid,
Grandma.

Oh, it's in the shop. I just keep
forgetting to pick it up.

She keeps forgetting.

She keeps forgetting, Farz. Now, that's
a bad sign.

A lot of people forget things. Like, I'm
going to forget you brought that up.

Would you boys like a snack?

I could make you peanut butter and jelly
sandwich. was just like when you were

little. Now, Grandma, we ate before we
came over. Right. Let me write up.

Say hello to my bird. His name is Jojo.

Fonz. Yeah.

There's no bird.

I can see that. I can see that. You just
keep your voice down. Why? She can't

hear us.

I'll warm it up for you. Thanks,
Grandma. Thank you.

Fonz, you're not eating peanut butter
and jelly.

You're eating peanut butter and relish.

Fonz, she has an imaginary bird.

How do you know that bird ain't real?
Maybe we're imaginary.

Fonz, you're getting crazy.

It's just that I love her so much, you
know, I don't... So do I, Fonz. That's

why I'm worried about her living alone.

Wait, do me a favor. What? Let me talk
to her alone, huh? Why don't you go out

and take a walk or something? Maybe
she'll be less embarrassed that way.

I going to do outside?

Hey, look, for starters, you can finish
your sandwich, right?

Yeah, while you're at it. Finish mine.

I read that to you a hundred times.

You loved the part about the gingerbread
house.

I did. Remember when you tried to build
one from graham crackers?

And remember when your little friend
Dennis ate them and you beat the

out of them?

I forgot that.

JoJo is safe and sound.

Listen, sweetheart, I gotta go, but I'll
be back very soon, okay? All right.

I love you.

Love you, too, Skippy.

I was wet at both ends.

I'm going to go change.

How you doing, Uncle Joe?

Hi there.

Just made some hot chocolate. There's
some for you in on the stove. Help

yourself.

You didn't spike it, did you, Uncle Joe?

Mine, not yours.

Uncle Joe, can I talk to you for a
minute?

Sure. Is it going to be fun?

Who was that lady who visited you last
night?

What are you doing, writing a book?

I told you I shouldn't have asked.

All right, France, what's the scam?

I'm a little worried about my
grandmother, Uncle Joe.

Now, listen, you live in a retirement
home, right?

You said it. I certainly do. Here it is.
This is the whole thing for you. Get

rid of it yourself.

Oh, sure. You must really like it. Oh, I
love it.

They feed you there?

Of course they feed us.

Would you mind if I held on to this for
a while? No, take it with you.

Hey, I love you a lot.

Thanks.

What, is that it?

Oh, yeah. That's it.

It hasn't been any fun.

This is fun.

I don't think she's here, Fonz.

Go ahead and start packing for her. You
bet. I'll tell you something. She'll be

real surprised when she comes back. I'll
tell you what. I'll take the large

carton and start with her husband's.

This is going to change her life, I'm
telling you.

Boy!

That's a surprise!

Hey, look at that cheap surprise. You
don't even know what it is yet. Let me

take that, Grandma. Thanks.

Hey, come here. What are you doing?

Oh, I've got something great to show
you.

Come here.

Come here.

Feast your magnifying glass on this,
huh?

Look at this.

Shady Acres. Greatest place ever built
on loose dirt.

And here's your room.

See? And right there, you got a balcony.

They got a big fountain in the front.
Look at this. A pool.

You can play shuffleboard, marshal,
whatever that is. What are you saying?

What am I saying? I'm saying I'm a
little worried about you, Grandma.

I mean, you live here all alone.

I put down a deposit on a room of shady
acres. They're going to take good care

of you. You're saying I can't take care
of myself anymore?

That I'm a helpless old lady?

That I'm... Grandma,

what I'm saying is you don't see too
good.

You don't hear too good.

You don't remember things. And look at
this.

Look at this. You've got an imaginary
bird.

Jojo, you featherhead.

He's my friend. He never once tried to
stick me in a hole.

Why don't you two just leave me alone?

I mean, look, look.

I'm very sorry, Grandma, Grandma.

I'll tell you what we're going to do.

We're going to unpack everything right
here.

We're going to put all the pictures back
on the mantel. What have we got here?

A little picture of me as a boy. We'll
put it right back up there.

That you can keep.

Grandma. Church.

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Oh, hi.

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No, thanks.

It looks great, but I'm thinking... I'll
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Hey, didn't I tell you this game would
be a riot?

She goes where she stops.

Nobody knows.

Johnny. Yeah.

Right hand blue.

Isn't this fun, Uncle Joe? You know, I'm
going to challenge Chachi to a game.

Over my dead body.

I don't know about this game. Take a
break.

Uncle Joe, in the kitchen right now, you
and me.

I guess Fonzie wants a little advice.

Okay. Okay, Fonzie. Always happy to
help.

Happy to help. Believe me.

Let me tell you something, Uncle Joe.

Because of your help, there is one sweet
old lady that's very unhappy.

Well, now, you listen to me.

I don't know what Mrs. Belsey told you,
but there were no promises of marriage.

I'm not talking about Mrs. Whoever
you're talking about. I'm talking about

grandma Nussbaum.

That's right. I told her I put down a
deposit in a room in Shady Acres. She

kicked me out of the house. She told me
she hated my guts, and it's your fault.

Why is it my fault?

You said, you said old people like Shady
Acres.

Now, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I didn't say that.

I said that I liked it.

I always liked those places.

Even when I was young, I used to live in
boarding houses.

When they set that plate of food in
front of me, brother, I am happy.

Just because your grandmother is old,
that is no reason she has to like it.

Why didn't you tell me that before?

Why didn't you tell me that before?

I never asked.

So, all right, fine.

Great. Now what am I going to do, Uncle
Joe? What am I going to do, Uncle Joe?

Call her up.

Explain to her. Tell her your story.
She'll understand.

I didn't do that. Marion, you can't
talk. Just act it out.

Fonzie?

don't like silly games.

I lived with her for ten years. It's my
fault.

You know that name that really
embarrasses me so much?

What I wouldn't do is hear it one more
time.

Skippy.

Grandma, you can talk to me, dance,
sing, anything you want, huh?

Well, there's something I would like you
to do for me. I will do anything for

you.

I want you to put these in your boots.

Pebbles? You want me to put pebbles in
my boots? Are you going to do it or not?

Right now. Here it goes.

I'm putting pebbles right in my boots.
Here.

Now, put this cotton in your ears.

My ears are very clean.

Put them in there. Put them in there.
All right.

Make sure it's in there tight.

Yeah, stuffing.

You're too good.

Right.

But are you senile?

Senile? No, I ain't senile. That's
ridiculous.

I got the picture.

Exactly.

What I am trying to say is that I was
wrong.

No.

Emma, we were wrong.

So was I.

I don't hear so well. I don't see so
well. And I don't remember things as

as I used to.

So what did I do about it? I didn't wear
my hearing aid. I didn't wear my

glasses.

And I didn't write things down to
help... Help me remember.

How come?

Because I was ashamed of being old.

Oh, stupid.

How can I expect anybody else to have
respect for me if I am ashamed of

So where is it? Where is the music at?

The briefcase is safe in my custody.
Good. Now bring it to me immediately.

I should have known. You'll never get
away with this, Shearer. I believe I

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Hey, Chachi, you want to see Psycho
again?

Sure. Go ahead.

Oh. Oh, please. Yeah.

I'll see you next week, Grandma.

A chat to you. A hug?

I love you, Grandma.

See you later, Dad.

You wanted to tell me something.

Yeah, just, uh... One thing.

Remember when I was living with you for
about a year, you know, after my

parents...

That's me.

And then one night you went to work, you
know, and you stayed late. I didn't

know you were working late just to make
money. I thought you were never coming

home again.

And that was a terrible feeling, you
know.

So last night when we had this thing, I
had that same feeling again.

And it was the worst feeling I ever felt
in my whole life.

Oh.

Yeah? There's money.

Buy something nice for yourself.

Grandma, I am not going to take money
from you. No, no, no. Go on. Take it.

Here, you cutie pie. I'll take you home,
huh?

You know what I hope you spend the money
on? Oh, what, Grandma?

The haircut.

Grandma!

Here, get your coat.

All right.

Next on the Brady Bunch, it's the Alice
and Sam wedding shocker with a surprise

ending. Don't miss the Bradys in their
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Well, it'll be hard not to. It's episode
number 108, The Elopement, right here

on TV.