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Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy and free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Did by gray sky, yellow blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

It's all right. You can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Grooving all week with you.

broken, they have to take it to the
shop.

Oh, no, no, not the shop. Not that.

Anything but the shop.

Look, look, I could live with it just
the way it is. No, Howard, you can't.

see, everything is all squashed together
in the picture.

It's, you know, when Huntley says
goodnight to Brinkley, it looks like

kissing. It just gives me the... No, no,
Mel, Mel, let me, let's talk about it,

huh?

by to the television set.

Oh, he'll get over it. Oh, please!

Maybe not.

He gave me something to remember it by.

Oh, cheer up, Howard. You have done
without television before.

Yes, Marion, but that's when we had
radio.

Dad, we still have radio.

We do?

That's not a radio.

I take pills bigger than that.

A radio is a big wooden box that goes
right there where the television used to

be.

Well,

maybe they have visiting hours at the
repair shop. Oh, you think so?

Oh,

this is perfect. Now, the two of you can
spend the evening talking men talk,

hunting and fishing and...

Old girlfriends.

I just had one girlfriend.

Ever tell you about Rosa? Yeah, I did.

Anyway, I can't stay. I just came by to
drop off your fez. I had it all re

-blocked, and I'm sorry about the
elevator incident.

Oh, well, that's all right. Thanks a
lot. Your head still hurt?

No, no, it's just fine.

Gee, who would think that those elevator
doors would close so fast? I know, I

know.

But look here, why didn't you... Just
bring her to the meeting tomorrow night.

can't come to the meeting, you see,
because something came up.

What? Oh, that's a good question, yeah.

I'm going away.

Oh, where?

Where? It's another good question.

Well, my plans are still all up in the
air. I've just got to go away.

Oh, really? Where?

Where?

You've got a where, a where, and a what.

All good questions.

Well, I've got to go.

What?

What was he talking about?

My fist!

They had it washed!

See you later.

Yes, see you later. Hold it, hold it.

I'd like a few more details, please. Oh,
we're just going to the library, Dad.

Oh, you have a current events project
due for school. Yeah, then we're going

my apartment. We're going to watch TV.

TV?

Books, son.

Here's five dollars.

through studying, why don't you take in
a movie, and I'll go over to your place

and watch TV.

You got it, Mr. C. Here are the keys.
We'll see you later. Yeah, bye. Listen,

my mom's home, just give her $5, and
she'll leave, too. I'll see you.

I'll tell Becky I only do it here in a
hotel.

Can't keep water on my hands very long.
They might change.

Here you go, hon. Here you go.

Thank you. Oh, boy. I told Chachi I said
the dispenser's empty. Fill it. Fill it

now. This place is just going to fall
apart.

What are you talking about? Where are
you going?

I'm not aware.

I was going to tell you, Franz.

I'm leaving tomorrow, and I'd like you
to take care of the place while I'm

Just a few days. Yeah, you got to give
me some notice. Just breaking my days

take a day.

The truth is, this did come up, and I
got to go tomorrow.

That's all.

How could I be so thick? Of course.

You got a girl, huh?

You got a girl? No, I don't have a girl.
I'll get you a girl. No, I don't need a

girl. I need you to take care of
Arnold's while I'm gone. That's all.

Fonz, this is something I gotta do.

Let's not keep it a secret from the
Fonz, all right?

Well, I just gotta go someplace.

You're making me itch, Al.

All right, Fonz. Okay.

You know on TV where you see these civil
rights demonstrations down south? Yeah,

right. With the water hoses and the
snarly dogs and everything. Yeah, I see

that. That's where we're going.

I'm watching TV the other night. Yeah?

And I see them beat up on this black guy
that wants to go sit at a counter there

to eat. Yeah.

Well, I thought that's wrong, Fonz. I
agree.

Just then I thought, here I am. I'm
sitting in the comfort of my living

watching TV, eating my ice cream, you
know.

Meanwhile, there's a guy out there
that's fighting for his rights.

Now, how do you like that?

I just thought, I'm going to go down
there and I'm going to give them some

That's all I'm going to do.

done anything like this before and I'm
just on edge. That's all. I already made

arrangements to stay with the family
down there.

Saturday is the big day.

Huge, huge demonstrations.

People are coming from all over the
country.

It's important that I'm there. Come on.
Take care of Arnold's, will you?

Of course I'm going to take care of
Arnold's. The important thing is you

care of yourself, huh?

Thanks, partner.

Okay. Alright.

sure hope in one piece.

Whoa.

You know, Al, he's going down south.

Oh, so that's where he's going. Well,
that's nice.

Oh, yeah? With the Freedom Riders.

Al?

Our, uh... Al?

That's right.

That's right. Our Al, the man who thinks
that the church bingo gets a little

rowdy sometimes.

I mean, how are we going to stop this
man?

You don't agree with what he's doing?

I mean, I think it's a very nice thing,
but it's not he's not cut out for it,

you know? I mean, what happens when he
gets down there and they all start

yelling at him?

Want a cookie?

Uh -uh, not a giraffe.

Thanks a lot. I got a little lamby.

I mean, the thing is, if you criticize
his meatloaf, the man bursts into tears.

Very sensitive guy.

Yeah. But you know, when a person feels
as strongly about people as he does, I

guess he's moved to action.

I believe in that.

Yes, you do.

I've heard you say it a thousand times,
Fonzie. A man has got to do what he's

got to do.

Yeah, I lived that.

Well, you've got to give him credit.

He's not the kind of a person who just
sits around and talks about all the

things that are bad. He just is willing
to go out and do something about it.

Hey, he's a guy with my kind of guts.

Well, I'm going to bed.

Oh, if the TV man brings a setback, will
you wake me? Yeah, sure.

But listen, until it comes back, why
don't you read a book?

Of course.

So kiss the Mrs. C for me, will you?

Hey, Al.

No, this isn't mommy.

Wake up, will you? This is the Fonz.

Listen, I'm going to tell you something.
I'm going to say this once, so listen

carefully, right? No arguments.

You know that trip you're going to take
down south, you know?

You know, that demonstration stuff, that
sounds like a good idea, you know?

I'm going with you. I'm going with you.

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Never. I'd like to make a suggestion.

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Where does this go, Cliff? Now, all I
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Oh, man, isn't the South beautiful?

This trip seems like a page right out of
Mark Twain.

Yeah. I sort of feel like Tom Sawyer and
Huckleberry Hound cruising to

Mississippi.

Welcome to our home.

I'm Aldo Vecchio.

Oh, the Fonzarelli just call me Fonzie.
Thank you so much for coming. I know

you're tired, so come on in and sit
down. Just put your luggage over there.

that all you brought?

Oh, yeah, yeah. This is just, you know,
T -shirts.

Come on in. Sit down.

This is a very, very nice house, you
know. Oh, thank you. Hey, thanks a lot

inviting us down.

This is great.

Our pleasure.

So how's everything going?

Well, it looks very promising.

People are coming in from all parts of
the country.

You think it's going to make a
difference? I mean, we're just common

Who are you calling common, Al?

No, he's right, Fonzie. You see, you're
not celebrities, but that's exactly why

you're so important.

If enough common people stand up for
what's right, then something will get

Come on. Hi, sweetheart.

Come on and meet our guest. This is Al.

And this is Fonzie. They came down to
help us with the demonstration on

Saturday. Isn't that wonderful?

They're white.

Oh, yeah, yeah, but the greatest thing
about it is that it don't rub off.

Now, Charles, you know we always taught
you never judge people by their color.

Well, listen, your dad said everything
is going great, you know, with the

demonstration for Saturday and
everything.

Yeah, I guess there's nothing like a
civil rights demonstration to bring

folks and black folks together.

Nice, nice.

Except maybe a lynching.

You'll have to excuse our son. He just
came from the hospital.

His friend Sylvester was beaten up at a
sit -in at a segregated restaurant.

Yeah, you heard about segregated
restaurants, right?

That's where you can eat and I can't?

Come on, let's eat.

I know you're hungry. You've been on a
long journey. Come on, Charles, help me.

Great choice.

That's a good idea.

A nice homemade southern meal.

Oh, I'm sorry. We brought in Chinese.

Be sure I done this.

Hey, that saves it all.

Yeah, huh?

Great job.

Oh, Charles, come on, join us. How do
you like that?

Look, this little arts and crafts
exercise ain't gonna do any good.

It's gonna take a lot more than science
to change things around here.

Oh, we gotta start someplace, Charles.

But why not start up north?

There's a lot that needs fixing up
there, too.

You know, that's a good idea.

If we all got together and worked
together, we could make every place

You don't understand.

What do you think is going to happen?

Y 'all are going to go down to the
courthouse and run around and sing songs

wave signs.

And the white folks are going to say,
gosh, you know something?

We've been wrong all these years.

We really like black folks.

I mean, I got news for you.

Things are not going to change, no
matter how many signs you paint.

I just don't understand it.

I must be awfully naive.

I honestly thought I was down here to
help.

Boy, I'm tired. I think I'm going to
turn in. Hey, good night, everybody.

Good night, Al.

Good night, Al. Excuse me. Sure.

Now, Henry, this is...

When Mr.

Delvecchio wakes up in the morning, you
will apologize to him.

Dad, I'm just doing what you always
taught me to do.

Speak in my mind.

Excuse me, I'm not your son, but would
you mind if I spoke my mind under your

roof? Go right ahead.

Charles, you know, a lot of what you
said there made sense.

But on the other hand... A lot of what
you said is a lot of garbage, too, you

know. Oh, really?

Yeah, really.

See, you don't understand Al's motives,
right? Now, Al, that little chubette is

about the cutest, most loving, caring
guy, black or white, north or south.

How can he care about something he knows
nothing about?

Well, Charles, we read the papers. We
watch TV. I mean, he knows, you know.

Right, right. You can really tell a lot
about something by sitting in an easy

chair a thousand miles away.

And I thought for sure I was in your
house.

I'm not my easy chair now. I mean, what
is it that you want from me? What is it

that I want from you? Yeah, I thought I
just asked that question.

I'll tell you. I'll tell you what I want
from you. Okay, my ears are perked.

Have lunch with me tomorrow.

That's it?

That's it.

Have lunch with you?

This is not a trick. You're not going to
make me eat liver, are you?

No, no, no. You can eat whatever you
want to.

Oh, yeah, this is a friendly place.

Oh, a restaurant with its own baseball
team. Look at that.

Yeah, we could, before.

Yeah, let's go serve the combo, okay?
Sure.

See, this place is just like Garnels.
Look at that, eggs any style, hot dogs,

fries, chicken salad, whites only.

Whites only.

Bonds, is this one of those places?

Yeah, just like on TV.

Only you are there.

Bonds, we are here.

Hi, y 'all.

Hi. What's good today?

Midnight. Y 'all are looking for
trouble.

Now, Mae, I don't care who eats this
garbage, but we got a policy here. Now,

your friend will leave, I'll be glad to
serve you.

Yeah, but he's paying. He can't leave.

So we'll have three coffees, right?

What's the problem, Mae?

Oh, they want some coffee.

Here? Yeah, well, this is a restaurant,
ain't it?

For some.

Then, Ed, why don't you just take it
easy? Why don't you just go pour some

coffee? You know how Lamar gets when his
cup gets empty.

Oh, all right.

We would still like some coffee, sir.

Well, we don't serve coloreds here.

Well, that's convenient because we
didn't order any.

Buddy, can't you read?

No, I'm colorblind.

You going to get out of here or not?

Oh, yes. Yes, we are. We are going to
get out of here as soon as we have a cup

of coffee.

Hey, would you see what the sheriff's
got to say about that?

Listen, I know what the sheriff is going
to say and in what caliber.

Now, you know what it's like, so let's
get out of here. All right, sure.

We're not leaving until I have a cup of
coffee, so turn yourself around.

Now, Lamar.

Hey. Oh, no.

What are you, a black lover?

As a matter of fact, I am a black lover
and a Jew lover and a Protestant lover.

I love cowboys. I love Indians.

It's true. It's true. He's the biggest
lover in Milwaukee.

Well, you're going to love this. Oh,
yes, I am. Oh, yes. Hold it. This is a

nonviolence thing.

A what?

Nonviolence. What a great time to tell
me that.

Elmore, just sit down over there and
shut up. The sheriff is coming.

Oh, I should save myself a lot of
trouble.

These jokers start busting plates over
your head. Who do you think gets to

it up?

That's him over there, Jack.

I can tell, Ned.

Charles, I've been knowing you and your
family for years. Ain't that right?

That's right, Sheriff.

Now, it ain't like anything to see you
get mixed up with these outside

agitators. So, why don't you and your
friends go home, and I'll just forget

about this for a little while.

Come on, Charles. Get out of here.

You know something?

I don't think so.

What's that?

Well, all we want is a cup of coffee,
then we'll go. It doesn't even have to

a big cup of coffee. Hello?

I'm going to give you one more chance.

And then if you don't move your tails
and get out of here, I'm going to have

arrest you. Oh, my God.

For a conspiracy for acting like a human
being? That's it.

You're arrested. Come on. All right, all
right, hold it. Now, wait a minute. You

can arrest me, all right, but I want to
tell you something first.

And this goes for you, too.

I've been in the restaurant business for
25 years.

And I love serving people.

I love serving all people.

What's going on here is an outrage.

I mean, you have violated every basic
rule of public service and common

And furthermore, there's a fly in your
salt shaker.

Okay, that's enough. Let's go. Come on.

Come on.

Hey, what are you doing?

Pouring him some coffee.

Well, now, they order coffee, and I'm
pouring them coffee, and I don't care if

you fire me.

May, you've been working for me for 15
years.

I mean, when we started together, this
place was just a dump.

And you got on the dental plan.

You gonna give up all that for just a
cup of coffee?

It's about time somebody did.

Am I fired?

Oh, come on, May. You're the best darn
waitress I ever had.

Am I fired?

Oh, I don't need this misery. Go ahead.

any more today, Jack?

Won't you boys know, as long as you're
in town, I'll be keeping an eye on you.

My very own guardian angel.

Oh, uh, to your health, along.

Don't worry, Ned. They'll be back.

The only other place in town is Chinese.

You know,

you're one of the classiest waitresses I
have ever met in my life.

This is the best cup of coffee I ever
had. I can dig it. Well, thank you.

You know, there's a lot of people down
here who feel just like I do.

I'm glad y 'all came. Oh, this is great.
Fonz, I wish we could do more.

Like what? Name a sandwich after
Charles?

No, you gotta crawl before you can run.
You know, we did some here. That's

right. And we got a lot of work to do, y
'all. We gotta get home and make signs

for the demonstration tomorrow.

All of a sudden, he wants to make signs.

Hey, that's right. All right, to me.

To me.

Here we go.

Let's make them sign.

It's on the house. It's on the house.

I'll see you later, Nick.

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