All language subtitles for happy_days_s09e12_to_beanie_or_not_to_beanie

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready
to race for you.

These days are our happy days.

These days are our happy days.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you. So right.

You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Today, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

I'll push you through. Now, Patsy, will
you stop that?

Marion!

I'm sorry. I thought you would have
sense enough to go in the other door.

Would you please move these? Yes.

I'm sorry.

Are you all right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm all right. Will you stop
rushing me?

What is all this stuff?

I don't know, but they're for Arthur.

Well, no air holes.

Air holes?

Yeah. Girls mail themselves with the
fonts.

is my high five.

Let's get this out of their way. I'll
take a tweet and you take a woof. Right,

right.

See you later.

What kind of a skirt is that?

Now you take that off right this minute
and put it back on one of your dolls

where it belongs.

Look what came for you today. I think
it's another college acceptance.

Open it quick. This is so much fun.

I was accepted to UCLA.

Oh, dear, give it to me. I want to put
this in your baby book, in there with

your ponytail.

Is this exciting, Howard? Sure, sure,
sure. But she's already been accepted to

the University of Wisconsin right here
in Milwaukee, so she'll probably be

there. But I thought it was my decision.

Well, it is your decision, sweetheart.
But if you go to UWM, you can live right

here at home, and you'll have a nice...
safe place to keep that brand new shiny

car.

New car?

Howard, you're bribing your daughter.

No, I'm not. It's just an inducement.
It's a reward.

It's a... A bribe. A bribe, yes. It's a
bribe and a good way back.

Oh, yeah. Excusez -moi. Last trip or I
will be out of here in like no time. Be

careful with him. Come on. Come on.

You gotta make up your mind this week.
Arrangements have to be made. Now,

it gonna be? Do I buy a brand new car?

Or do we spend all that money on plane
tickets to Los Angeles?

I can't climb the stairs when I can't
see my feet.

Huh? Oh, Webber? Yeah?

You dropped my high -five with the AM
-FM multiplex unit.

With dual -channel capabilities, huh?

In a simulated wood grain cabinet.

And you dented my tweeter.

Fonz, Fonz, I know where the company's
located.

The factory's in Seattle. I'm going to
go right now and get you a new one.

Carry on.

Jones, I'm glad you're here.

Major news flash. Take a look at this.

Joni Cunningham. Well, thank you. Jenny,
but I already know my name.

Oh, sure.

Go ahead and joke.

But each girl nominated for homecoming
queen is supposed to wear one of these.

You nominated me homecoming queen,
Jenny? And you should have heard the

that I gave the nominating committee.

I made you sound like a cross between
Madame Curie and Sandra Dee. I thought I

was going to make myself sick. Jenny!

Are you sure you want to do all the work
to let me be homecoming queen?

Of course.

Guys love a homecoming queen.

But I have a boyfriend.

That's the genius of it. I get to snap
up all the extras.

Sure, and I want you to practice the
wave.

It's very important.

Come on.

Jody, hi.

Hi. You want something? No, no, I was
just practicing my wave.

Jenny nominated me homecoming queen.

Fantastic. Here's this wonderful...

First, it's all those college
acceptances, and now homecoming quick.

Why am I the only one smiling?

Oh, I'm sorry, Al. Can I ask you
something? It's really important. What?

Important? Yeah. You mean you want my
advice about something?

Okay. I have to decide about college,
and I'm not sure what to do.

College. Wow. Hey, that is important.

Yeah.

First, let me get...

college thinking in my head.

Go ahead.

Okay.

If I feel very strongly that I should do
one thing, and my father feels just as

strongly that I do something else,
should I stand up for what I think is

even though it's going to make him very
angry? What do you think, Al?

Al?

Al?

Al! Yes, Jody is absolutely right.

It's important, yes.

Yeah, but I wanted what my father was.

Well, you see, that is an important
question because if I give you the wrong

answer, I could destroy your life. I
could destroy your entire life with one

wrong answer. I mean, the answer's
important to us. What was the question?

know the question, Julie. I'll get an
answer for you. I will get an answer for

you. You just wait and see.

Clarence, I got a question for you.

The friction from the fork could set
your lips on fire.

Marion, I am just anxious to hear
Joanie's decision as to which college

going to do.

Whether she's going to go to UWM or
Brand X.

We are being fair here. They're both
very fine schools.

Well, of course they are.

But there's a Cunningham tradition here.

I mean, Richie went to UWM.

Richie went there. That's tradition?

Tradition has to start somewhere.

Come on, which college is it going to
be?

Well, I've made my decision.

You're not going to UCLA, right?

No.

She's going to UWM!

Mom, Dad!

Wisconsin! I'm not going to college at
all.

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Marion, what did she say?

She said she's not going to college.

What do you mean you're not going to
college? That's what I mean. I'm just...

college yet.

All right, then what are you worrying
about? You don't have to go until

September. Joanie, you are making the
biggest mistake of your life. Oh, Dad.

Laurie Beth, tell her she's making a big
mistake, huh?

Oh, well, I don't want to butt into
family affairs.

Well, you're family now.

Okay. I think Joanie has a point here.

I've always thought that... Do I hear
the child crying?

I don't hear anybody crying.

Yes, that one. Yes, I hear...

Now, you listen to me, Joanie. This is a
parent's decision, and as a parent, I

am ordering you to go to college. I
second that.

You can't tell me what to do.

I'm 18 years old. I'm an adult now.

If I don't want to go to college, I'm
not going.

Oh, so you want to be an adult, huh?

Okay. How about no more allowance, huh?
How about starting to pay for your

meals, huh? Yeah.

What's this, Marion? About a buck and a
half?

Joanie, dear.

Joanie, we have always dreamed of
sending our children to college. Now, I

especially dreamed that for you.

It's always been so hard for women, and
now it's all opened up out there.

And if you don't have a college
education, you're going to end up like

you don't want to end up like your
mother.

Marion, what do you mean end up like
you? I thought you were happy.

Well, I am, Howard, but it's all...
bothered me that I didn't finish

There was so much for me to learn there
and so many great ideas to be absorbed.

I mean, the Reader's Digest just covers
so much, Howard.

You're going to go to college now while
you have the chance.

But, Mom, I don't know what I want to do
right now.

Fine, then don't know what you want to
do while you're going to college.

Fat chance.

Joan, don't talk to your father like
that. You

I'll spin you a stack of wax. I got
these terrific records, you know.

So we'll do it some other time.

Fine, fine.

You gotta help me. Yeah.

They want me to go to college. I don't
want to go.

You're pulling my leg.

No, I'm not. I don't want to go.

What, are you going to do Step on the
American Dream?

Oh, come on. Hey, you know what college
is? College is rah -rah. College is ivy

-colored halls.

It's maternity row cheerleaders. It's
lockers and it's libraries and it's

wonderful studying, you know, and
filling your brain and everything.

college is. And you're going.

No, I...

But you go, go, go, go!

Don't worry about it. Okay.

I'll see you later.

Oh, Chach, you know your band is hot.

H -O -T.

Hot.

What's the matter, Jenny? You're
welcome.

I'm going to go talk to Fonz. I'll see
you later. Bye -bye.

Fonz, I've got to talk to you about
Joanie. Yeah, oh, let me show you

Chachi. Look what I just got for my
stereo, huh?

Sound effects record. Yeah, great.
Listen to this.

I got hair growing.

the sound of butterflies burping, and
the ever -controversial tree falling in

empty forest. Yeah, I heard that. You
heard that?

I have to talk to you about Joanie now.

Well, yeah, she's going to be a
beautiful homecoming queen.

Jenny, stick another one of those signs
on my back. Oh, yeah. This is a little

bit. Here, peruse this over here.

Joanie Cunningham for homecoming queen.

And Jenny Piccolo for anything else.

942. I'll tell you something. I came in
here, I caught her trying to carve that

right into my desk, you know?

That chick is definitely driving down
the highway to Loon City. I know that,

I'm a lot more concerned about Joanie
right now.

942.

Yeah, I'll tell you, I was over there,
you know, and I yelled at her pretty

I guess I should talk to her.

Maybe you could get Mr. and Mrs. C to
listen to her. And let her explain why

doesn't want to go to college. I can't
do that, Josh. I'm not going to mix in

family business, you know? You know, I
bet if Richie were here, he'd talk to

her. Yeah, sure. Richie is their son,
Josh.

Mr. and Mrs. C think of you as a son,
don't they?

They do.

You're like family, Fon. I am.

You're like a son.

I'm like a son. Right.

Listen, when you're sick, who takes care
of you, huh? Oh, Mr. C. Mm -hmm.

And at Christmas time, who takes you to
see Santa Claus?

Mr. C. Right.

I bet you can do just as good a job as
Richie. Are you kidding? Better. Much

better. Yeah.

Joanie can really use a member of the
family on her side.

Okay. All right. All right. I'll talk to
Mom and Dad. Thanks.

Judge.

The part about going to see Santa Claus,
right?

To everybody else, I was just shopping,
you know? All right. All right.

Howard, are you asleep?

Yes, I am, Marion.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear. I'm just reading
this interesting article how plants

react... to affection, just like humans.
So if you could talk to your plants

just the right way, they'll grow up how
you want them to.

Maybe we should have had a geranium
instead of a daughter.

Try to get some sleep, honey. Okay,
dear. Good night.

Good night, Sylvia.

Oh, Howard, maybe Joanie changed her
mind. Come in.

I'm so glad you're still awake.

Maybe you didn't notice. Weird and bad
hair.

Oh, so I'm going to be in and out just
like the Sandman. Hey, why don't I sit

down? No, no. Why don't you just slide
up here between us?

Oh, come on, Mr. C.

It's not a bad idea.

I bet Richie did this, huh?

Yeah. When he was four and it was
thundering.

Let's get down to business. Let's talk
about Joanie and going to college, you

know? I think maybe she's old enough to
make up her own mind.

Joanie is too young to understand what's
at stake here, Fonzie.

Believe me, she needs to go to college.

Yeah, but I think that we're being a
little unfair.

I think that we should give her some
room so that she could tell us the

she don't want to go, right? Well, I
appreciate your concern here, Fonzie,

this is really a family decision.

I see.

A family decision.

I'm not family.

I'm certainly family when you want me to
fix your car.

If you want me to put an antenna on your
roof, you say, hey, son, lend me a

hand, huh?

But it's climbing, bedding, so long,
stranger, huh?

So, I understand.

You're family.

I'm a tenant.

That's fine.

Hey, I can dig in. I can dig in.

Let me just tell you one thing.

There are plenty of other people who
would love to take me to see Santa

to wake you too.

No, I couldn't sleep. I've been up
thinking about college.

Oh, then you've come to your senses.
You've decided to go to school, huh?

No, I'm still not going.

Dad, I think that if you just listen to
what I have to say...

You're hurting bad.

I mean, all these years I thought like I
was part of the family, you know? Hey,

a delusion.

Obviously.

Obviously, I'm just the guy that lives
over your car.

I bought the notes.

I think he was upset.

All right, we'll talk to him later.
First, I want to settle this thing with

Joey. Dad, there's nothing to settle. My
mind is made up. I'm not going to

college. Oh, your mind is made up, huh?
Like the time you came home and you told

me you wanted to be an elephant trainer.

Dad, I was eight years old.

You make me go out and buy you a whip.

I'm going to get this off my chest.

And when I do, I'm out of here like
yesterday's trash.

I mean, one day you're going to realize
just how much you hurt me, you know?

And then you're going to have to live
with it.

You know?

I mean, I'm hurt.

Joanie.

Look, I don't just want you to go to
school for the book learning. Arnie.

It's the atmosphere, the idealism.

I want to see you get a chance to see
what the world could be before you find

out what it's really like.

Yeah, that's very nice. But if I went
now, I don't think I could appreciate

that. If I just took a year off from
going to school, I think that I'd get

out of it when I went.

Well, what are you going to do during
that year? Sit around all the time and

to movies with Chachi every night? No.

I would get a job and I would pay my own
way.

But you don't need to do that.

Mom, I want to do that.

I think a year working in the real world
might be just what I need to fall in

love with going to school.

Well, I can't argue with that.

Just one year.

Just one.

All right. Oh, gosh, thanks.

Thanks. But if you did go to school this
year, you'd go to UWM, wouldn't you?

Yes.

Sure, hug her. She's part of the family.

Fonzie, I want to talk to you. I don't
think there was anything to say, Mr.

Cunningham, come while you're at it.

Mr. Cunningham? Why don't you just call
me Mr.

Fonzarelli, Lieutenant.

All right, Mr.

Fonzarelli, Lieutenant. Have a seat.

You sure you want me to sit down? This
is a family chair.

Oh, will you cut that out?

Now, look, I'm sorry we were so rude to
you.

It was just bad timing. We were upset
about Joanie.

The fact that you were concerned about
her is very nice.

You've always been part of this family
and you always will be.

It's very true, Arthur.

We love you.

I want to taste some.

It's very nice. be home again. You know,
this emotional stuff is exhausting.

Last year. It gives me great pleasure to
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the bottom of my heart, Miss Diane
Carroll.

Next year.

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Hey, Dad, what are you doing?

Making a little snack.

Come on, plenty of room.

How come you fold yours over like that?

I don't know. I guess it's because
that's the way my dad used to do it. And

always wanted to do everything just like
him.

That's silly.

It's more than just that great peanut
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Yes, you're lovely.

Never, ever change.

Keep that breathless charm.

Won't you please arrange it? Cause I
love you.

Just the way you look tonight.

Just the way you look tonight.

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Oh, yeah.

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I

didn't

make homecoming, Queen.

The past runner -up isn't that bad.

Joanie, extinct.

I blew it.

I just didn't work hard enough.

Don't worry about it. Remember, it's not
whether you win or lose.

It's how you play the game.

I'm going to be all right. Yeah. I gotta
go.

Where are you going now?

Oh, I've got to go hang out with Gloria
Centinella.

What for?

She won.

Of course.

Nothing personal, Jones, but hanging out
with First Runner -Up gets me diddly.

Jody, Jody, Jody.

What's wrong, Al? You don't look so
good.

I haven't slept in two days.

Ever since the time you asked me that
question about college.

Well, Al, I didn't mean for you to take
it that serious. No, no, no, it's okay.

It's good practice for me for when I'm a
family man. Oh, yeah.

I came up with something, but... You
did? You don't want to hear it. No, I

It's all right. You don't have to
listen.

Al, tell me.

All right.

And I've got to pay close attention
because this is very tricky. I'll

it, all right?

On one hand, we have your parents, who
are very wise people, and they seem to

know what's best for you.

Now, on the other hand, we have you.

A grown woman who's old enough to know
what's best for you.

You see?

What are you saying, Al?

What I'm saying, Joanie, is that I need
more time.

Ballet, tap dancing, baton twirling,
acting.

Poor Jan, she can't do any of these
things.

It's a wonder she even gets out of bed
in the morning. Stay tuned for the

classic self -loathing Jan episode
entitled, Try, Try Again.