All language subtitles for happy_days_s09e11_hello_tough_guy

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes when Michael hums,
ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me. Oh, baby. Goodbye,
gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

All right, you can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Grooving all week with you.

Freddy is not going to come through.
Yes, he is. Now, he just might

He only turned me down because he had
some other silly engagement.

Jenny, his other engagement is that he's
engaged.

He's getting married Sunday.

All right, fine.

It'll just be like always.

Two people laughing, me crying my little
heart out.

Let's go play some music, Chach.

All right.

Here's some change.

Go play My Heart Bleeds for You. Thanks,
Chach.

you're taking to wear sneakers, right?
Don't wait until 20.

Tachi, you've got to give Jenny a date.
Why?

Because she has no life.

The only time she goes out is with us.

Tony, she can have dates, but the girl
wants greatness.

She wants football captains and track
stars and, uh, me.

Yeah. Face it. The girl is fishing in
the wrong pond.

So, Tony, everybody I know already has a
date for the concert.

Well, except, uh...

Hey, hiya, guys.

Well, you won't do that when I'm a
senator.

Maybe we could get her to lower her
sight.

I don't know.

Eugene's a pretty big drop.

She may need a parachute.

Listen, you go talk to Eugene. I'll talk
to Miss Lonely Heart. Hey, Belvin.

Jenny? Well, uh, what I'm about to
suggest is for your own good. What?

happy if you go to a concert with your
own date.

So you're going to have to lower your
standards.

How low?

Hi, Jenny.

That low?

Let me say that your radiant beauty is
more than these mortal eyes can behold.

My soul is blinded. Shut up, Eugene, and
get to the point.

I certainly will.

Would you do me the great honor of
accompanying me to the Chuck Berry

I'm sorry I can't.

Oh, when did you get that?

As soon as you asked me to the concert.

Wow, what a coincidence.

All right, I'll go with you.

Wow, cowabunga.

Oh, I have to leave. I feel dizzy.

I've got to go. Speed up.

Oh, breathe in a paper bag.

Always helps me. Why don't you stick
your head in it and blow yourself up?

you.

I'll get Jenny to come down and you get
Eugene to come up. Maybe they can meet

somewhere in the middle, okay?

Johnny.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, hi, Tony.

Look at this. Nobody... Oh,

Eugene was here.

Fuzz, I got a fortune in here. Yeah,
what is it? What is it, Al? You

I told you I wanted to get something in
here to make this place really classy.

Yeah, brother.

Okay, you ready?

Here we go.

Gumballs are going to give us play. Not
gumballs.

Antiques, bud. How much, Al? A mere
hundred dollars.

A hundred dollars is a good buy.

Yeah, right.

She didn't give me a gumbo, yeah.

Hey, Fonz, I need your advice.

I'll give you some. Don't put any money
in that machine.

It's about Eugene.

How can we make him more manly so that
Jenny will like him? You can. Anything

else? No, go ahead.

I've owned this comb now nine years. It
never touched my hair.

Never? Huh. How do you do that? Each one
of these babies is trained, huh?

Good boys.

Now, Fonz, can we talk now? Or do you
want to be alone with your hair?

Joe, if you want to ask us, this is my
office. Come on, Fonz. Look, I need some

suggestions for Eugene.

Hey, I thought we settled that. I do not
dwell on a hopeless.

But it's for Jenny.

That punk girl's got no life.

It's not that I want to make Eugene
Charles Atlas or anything.

It's just that Jenny's gonna think he's
more of a man, you know?

I didn't realize we were dealing with
deception here. Yeah. In that case, the

Barufi Sting, use it in health.

What exactly is the Barufi Sting?

You don't know what the Barufi Sting is?
No.

Remember Rocky Barufi?

Oh, yeah, he's in the Falcons.

Isn't he the one that used to grab me by
my ankles and dangle me off the roof?

He's a very fun guy, you know, but not
very tough.

Used to go down to the beach and girls
would kick sand in his face, you know?

needed a social rep. He needed more of a
date than just his sister, you know?

So he meets this Buffy Mandel and falls
in love, right? But every time he asked

her out, she would dump beer down his
pants. Now, he liked it, but he wanted

more of a relationship.

I can understand that.

So we go to this place where Buffy
Mandel hangs out, right?

And I start to insult her. And Buffy,
you know, she gets crazy.

And then... Rocky takes a swing at me,
you know? And you decked him, right?

No, no, no, no, no. Why is everything so
simple to me and so complicated to

everybody else?

Oh, because you're the Fonz.

Yes, I am.

Anyway, Rocky Brufe takes a swing. I go
down for the count. Rocky's a hero.

Buffy is impressed.

And she starts to date him. She's dating
him?

Dates him. She marries him. She married
him? What are you, a parrot?

Oh, wait a minute, Fonz. You mean her
name now?

Is Buffy Barufi?

Are you kidding me?

What am I wasting my time for? It's a
good plan. Take it or leave it. No, it's

great plan. I'll take it. Yeah. I'll
take it. All right. Oh, listen. I'll go

tell Eugene right now that you're going
to take a dive for him. Hold it.

Right here.

Frankie Barufi is my blood brother. Uh
-huh. Eugene is another form of life.

Does that tell you anything?

He tells me you won't do it.

Then who will?

Just stay down long enough to make it
convincing.

You think I can do it, Mr. Stee? Oh,
sure. As long as you make it look real.

Let's see you do it. All right, let's
test it right now, Eugene.

Okay, now we're sitting in Arnold's, and
I say, um... Boy, Jay, that's a nice

-looking dress.

Did it come with a Halloween mask?

Eugene!

Stop that.

Listen, you're not supposed to laugh.

You're supposed to tell me not to make
fun of your girl, and then take a swing

at me. Remember that?

Can you believe this man is going to go
to Harvard?

Let's try it again, okay? Okay. Here it
goes.

How dare you speak to this beautiful
young lady that way? Good.

You see, she would be sitting at Arno's
right now.

Swing and move.

If I make a fist, I black out.

That's no use.

I'm always a failure.

I'll never get the girl of my dreams.

Chachi, come over here.

Now look, the first thing you gotta do
is you gotta keep your back to Jenny,

see? That way you can hide the punch
with your shoulder. Like this.

Oh! Oh! Chachi!

Chachi! Chachi! Chachi! You okay?

I'm fine.

I'm fine. You missed me by a mile.

It's so real.

This is going to be neat. Oh, you are
terrific.

Boy, it takes to be real impressed.

Thank you, Mr.

Cunningham. Please, please, accept this
pen.

As a symbol of thanks for what you have
done for me.

Thanks, Mr. C.

It's got a picture of Abraham Lincoln on
it. Yeah, yeah, I know. Turn it upside

down. Watch his beard grow.

All right, just another moment here, and
she's going to be all takey -dokey.

Ah, there you go.

Now give it a try.

Get with the shaking. You're supposed to
put a penny in there. Not my penny.

Oh, I'm hurting.

It's got to be at least 75 years old.

The only thing with 75 years can do to a
gumball.

I'm going to get this out of here.

No, it's in there real good.

Oh, good, there she is.

You ready? Yeah, ready. Here we go, the
roofie stage.

Hi. Hi. Where's Joanie?

Oh, she's in the bathroom getting old
gum out of her teeth.

we caught you here.

Say, Jenny, tell me something. With legs
that skinny, do you find it hard

standing up in a strong wind?

You want I should beat him up, huh?

Are you kidding?

You clean your plow.

Eugene, what are you waiting for? I
asked her if she wanted me to beat you

She said no.

Well, don't let her ask this time, okay?

Eugene.

Eugene, darling, why don't you make
yourself useful? Go over to the jukebox

play Blue Moon.

You like that song?

Yes. Boy, only a jerk would like that
song.

Um, you're speaking about the woman I
love.

You say one more bad thing about her,
one thing, and I'll give you a good

ration.

Okay.

Okay.

Is that your face or did your neck throw
up?

I think he's dead.

How can you tell the difference?

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Just give Eugene a break. You know, he
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I cannot believe he'd think I would buy
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thing. It happens.

No, it doesn't. Not since the cave times
has it happened, huh?

Move over.

So, huh?

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How'd you do it?

Want to go a couple of rounds?

Fonz. Huh? Well, Dad taught me the self
-defense stuff you learn in the army.

Yeah? You know, when I thought Chachi
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Eugene is. You can't believe it. I know,

know. I saw some Girl Scouts pelting him
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something you can do?

No. Nada.

Zipper -oony.

I'll tell you something. Spending time
with Eugene is lost time I can

more in a coma.

Fun little girls pelting him with
cookies.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

Hold it.

I'll meet you down here.

A favor you could do me.

After the concert, go eat at Vinny's,
all right? It's right across the street

from the stadium. Do that for me, will
you? How would that be doing you a

Well, look.

I don't want him in Arnold's, you
understand?

When people see him, they throw garbage
at him. He messes up my restaurant.

All right.

Vinnie, come here. I'll go to Vinnie's.

Josh, are you sure this is the place
Fonzie was talking about?

It's the only Vinnie's across from the
stadium. I guess this is it.

Why would he send us to a place like
this?

He didn't want Eugene in Arnold's.

soak up the atmosphere.

Ah, this place was highly recommended.

We'd like a table for four.

Table for four, huh?

You're too young to buy beer. And if you
don't like chili, beat it.

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I guess I'll take my coat off now and
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Let me help you, Pookie Bear. Hey!

You bumped me.

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Hey!

You did it again.

You did it again.

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Well, I can use the fresh air.

Oh, I get it. This is another setup.

I suppose you paid this gorilla to take
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Your old lady is calling me a gorilla.

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Come on, my chili's getting cold.

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like a couple of adults over a nice bowl

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Forget it.

Forget it.

Forget it.

Forget it. Oh, you guys really think I'm
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in here, you're going to tell me Eugene
beat up this creep, right?

No, she's calling me a creep.

I'm going to hurt you bad.

Jenny, be nice to the man, please.

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it should be me, okay?

I can defend myself.

Well, for a few seconds.

Look, I'm busy with this guy. You run
out of here and call the police. Okay.

And an ambulance.

Here.

Hold my jacket.

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Jenny!

On the telephone, you mean.

Listen, you two lovebirds, I think we
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