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Sunday, Monday, happy days.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.
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These days are ours.
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Happy, free.
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Happy days.
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These days are ours.
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Share them with me.
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Goodbye, great sky, yellow, blue.
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There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you. It's all right.
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You can't be wrong.
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Rockin' and rollin' all week long.
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Monday,
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Monday, happy days.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday,
what a day.
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Groovin' all week with you.
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I'm sure I just said, hey, Rog, I felt
the words chip off my tongue, you know?
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Sorry, Fonz, I'm really into this book.
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Oh, yeah? What are you reading here?
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Female psychology.
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I read it.
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Junk.
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Got girl problems, huh? Yeah. Well,
Fonz, you know how it is when you like a
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girl more than she likes you.
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No.
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Let me tell you something. I've got some
wonderful, you know, middle class
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charm. You just go right over there, you
say, I like you so much.
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Fonz, I can't.
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You got a... You got to grab that bull
by the antlers.
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I like two Fonz, but I don't want to be
too presumptuous.
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What? Presumptuous.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well,
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let me ask you a question. When you were
up there at Yale, you know, playing
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basketball, would you do ask permission
to take a shot? No. So what pumped you
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up? What made you a crazy man?
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Well, Fonz at Yale used to have this
great cheer. It went like this, right?
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dying to hear it.
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Bulldog, bulldog, bow, wow, wow.
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Here I am.
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Sun, sun, be like, go through the line.
This is the time we have.
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and I'm going to be a crazy man.
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Bulldog, bulldog. Who's going to name a
bulldog Eli?
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I thought I'd be spontaneous.
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You spontaneous?
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Yeah. If it works out, I might be
spontaneous on a regular basis.
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Well, this is my dad.
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How do you do?
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Call me Hank. Right, Hank.
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And this is Guts.
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Don't mind him. He's only vicious.
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And big. And so are his teeth.
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And listen, this dog loves me. Let me
show you. Would you make a fist?
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Now, pretend to hit me.
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Oh, don't worry. You won't hurt me. You
won't even get near me.
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Guts will tear your arm out of the
socket before you even stand.
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See what I mean?
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Oh, is that a face?
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Come on, Guts. Let's go get you some
raw...
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Guts is like the sun he never had.
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Oh, Mona, you look really pretty
tonight. And I really like that scarf.
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you. Listen, uh, I'm thinking maybe we
could go over to my place tonight. It's
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quiet. We could talk without losing a
limb.
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Roger, I'm sorry.
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I have a date tonight.
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Yeah, you have a date?
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Tonight? On a school night?
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Yeah, I'm just waiting for him to call
me so I'll know where to meet him.
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He's not picking you up?
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No, he never does.
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I don't believe this, Mona. I was
worried about not calling you.
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Roger, I'm really sorry about this.
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Couldn't we make it another night?
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Please. I promise to muzzle Gus.
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really bad about this, but I've got to
run. I hope you understand.
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Oh, sure, I understand.
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Johnny? Right.
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Oh, Johnny!
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All right, look at this.
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Tonight, after Gidget grows up, she goes
Hawaiian.
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Boy, she can do it all, can't she?
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What's bugging you?
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Nothing.
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It's just, I don't like to plan my
social calendar by the TV guide.
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Remember when we were first going out?
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Every night we'd go to the movies or out
to dinner.
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Used to carve our initials in jello.
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Joni, nobody can keep up that pace.
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Movies, gifts, restaurants.
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And have you seen the price of jello
lately?
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You know, let me tell you something.
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The nice part about finding the right
person is that you can just relax and
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enjoy each other's company.
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Wanna bet?
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Johnny and Chachi, would you mind
bringing in the rest of the groceries
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car? Come on. We're on our way, Mrs. C.
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Hey, you see that? We're going out.
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I wish I had time to do my hair. Your
hair looks great. Nice.
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Oh, Roger, all the way home you didn't
say a word. Is something the matter?
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It's just girl trouble, Aunt Marianne.
Then you should talk to Uncle Howard.
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Uncle Howard?
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Did you know that I married Howard
because of his passionate nature?
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And then what happened?
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Oh, no, it's true.
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As I can prove it to you, I'm going to
show you something that I haven't shown.
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No, I shouldn't.
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Yes, I will.
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Now,
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Roger, I don't want you to tell anybody
that I showed you this. Right, Ann
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Marie, your secret's safe with me. We
wouldn't want anybody to know that you
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have one of those.
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Howard's love letters.
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The ones that he wrote to me when he was
a cook in the army.
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Sit down.
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Oh, right.
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Are you ready? Ready.
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Because this is going to flip your
switch.
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Oh, this is one of my favorites. To my
foo -foo butter duck.
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You see, he used to call me that
because... Well, never mind.
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Oh, Marion. Oh, Marion.
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Your name is like a clarion.
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A call to love.
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A call to... sing, born to earth on
angels' wings.
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Impossible to render due the reverence I
owe to you.
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My heart is servant to your eyes.
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I wait upon them with my sighs.
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The distance from your fiery hair is how
I taste the word despair.
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I draw my life from your sweet voice,
which leaves my trembling heart no
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but to propose unbended me and feed your
mercy to such as me. Just one more
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thought. Just one more line for you to
ponder.
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Remember,
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I your poopsie am.
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You will be my cunning ham.
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Marion, what are you doing?
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It's all right. It's only Roger and
Chachi and Joni and... Marion,
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how could you? You promised... Promise
me you'd never show those letters to
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anyone. Oh, Howard, it's been 25 years.
I figured that by now... A promise is a
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promise. Well, I'll swear everybody to
secrecy. Let's have a show of hands
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Get it.
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Oh, Howard, see, they are so beautiful.
I didn't think he'd mind.
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Now, this one is... Marry him!
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Coming, poopsie!
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Poopsie?
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the booties I bought him? Oh, he ate
one.
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He's on salad food.
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I gotta run. All right, take it easy,
huh? Bye -bye, Lloyd.
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Hey,
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Ponce, I'd like some of that coffee.
Yeah, sure.
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Hey, Ponce, listen, can I talk to you
for a little bit? I'd like some advice
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a personal problem.
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Oh, absolutely, but I gotta talk to
Roger first, all right? Yeah, go ahead,
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ahead. I'll wait. Sure, fine. Listen,
uh, Rog, make it snappy because I gotta
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date myself, you know? Right.
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So, from what you tell me, it sounds
pretty good with this girl. I mean, you
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good going out of the gate. You got
overtaken on the turn. Well, yeah. I
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was kissing her. The phone rings. Some
other guy's calling. Next thing I know,
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she's out the door like a shot.
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She likes you. She runs after him.
There's a reason for that. What?
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I'm thinking.
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All right. She runs after this guy.
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Of course.
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She likes the guy who takes charge. You
got to lay down the law.
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You lay down the law. She won't ask for
you. Huh? You got to go after her.
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Totch, lock up for me, will you?
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Why don't you do yourself a favor and go
and call her?
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I don't know, Ponce. Come on, come on,
come on. Call her on my phone right here
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in your office, all right? All right,
I'll give it a shot. Of course.
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Look, if somebody cleans up, you know...
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What a beautiful scar.
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Mona.
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Excuse me, I have to powder my nose.
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Why don't you powder everything that
shines?
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Vance, the phone's busy.
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All right, look, you gotta give it some
time. Go back in there and try it again,
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please. All right, one more time.
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I forgot my purse. Hey, allow me.
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Fonz! Fonz!
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The father said she's out. She's
probably with that other guy having a
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time. Will you please get this other guy
off your mind? He's probably some wimp
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with a crew cut and a fetus cut.
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You're right, Fonz. You're right. Look.
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I guess I'll just go home because I'm
more comfortable climbing from my house
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anyway. Absolutely.
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Yeah, go home, relax, take a shower.
She'll come, she'll come.
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See you, partner.
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Yeah.
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No, no.
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Climbsie. More, more, more, more, more,
more, more, more, more.
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For every action, there is an equal and
opposite reaction.
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Action. I'll get you for this, Deputy.
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Reaction. Action.
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Reaction.
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Action.
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Reaction. And furthermore, an object in
motion tends to stay in motion.
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I am a police officer sworn to uphold
the law.
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Deputy Barney Fife, upholding the laws
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I said I was sorry about the letters,
Howard.
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Why are you still upset?
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Marion, if I got hit by a bus tomorrow,
you'd cherish those letters for the rest
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of your life, wouldn't you? Oh, why
shouldn't I? They're just... They're
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sentiment and love.
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Yes, they are.
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They're letters only you could write.
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No, they're not.
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I didn't write them.
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Of course you did. They're all signed
Love, Howard.
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You remember my army buddy, Leslie
Ellingsworth? He used to write poetry
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army paper.
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And now he writes for the monsters.
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He wrote those letters for me, Marion.
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Well, I feel like such a fool.
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I married you because of those letters.
I cherish those letters. Our marriage is
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based on lies.
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It's not all lies.
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It was my stationery.
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I'll get it. It's probably Chachi coming
over to watch TV.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, my goodness, they're beautiful.
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You still bring out the romance in my
heart. Oh, Chacha came throughout.
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What a welcome.
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I think I'm going to come in again.
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And now for the thank you.
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Oh, Josh, they're beautiful.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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What?
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The flowers you sent me, they're
gorgeous.
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Come on, Joanie, how could I send you
these?
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These must have cost 20 bucks.
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I should have known they weren't from
you.
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You'd send a TV guide.
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What kind of creep would send flowers to
another guy's girl?
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The kind of creep that knows how to make
a girl feel special.
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Oh, is that right? Yeah.
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Well, let me tell you something.
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Anybody can be a creep if they've got
money.
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But, Marion, I was young. I had no
confidence. I couldn't think of words
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enough for you.
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Oh, it's all right, Howard. Look on the
bright side.
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Now you don't have to worry if you get
hit by a bus.
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I know I won't.
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Boy, if I got a girl who's making my
life miserable, who cares?
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You call her?
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Uh, Fonz, actually, I haven't. You
haven't called, huh?
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Will you get on this phone right now?
Well, what am I going to say? I'll tell
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you. You're going to say, look, I'm
crazy about you, you're crazy about me.
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Let's cut out the games. Here you go.
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Dial. You're right, Fonz. That's right.
You're absolutely right. I always am.
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Bulldog, bulldog.
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Hi,
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look.
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You want me bad, I know it and you know
it, right? So look, drop this other guy,
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be at my place in a half an hour. Right.
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What'd she say?
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Drop dead.
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All right, so your phone personality
needs a little help. Here, grab your
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and let's go. What are we going to do?
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You're going to this girl's house and
I'm going with you. Let's go. All right.
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All right, guts.
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The next time the mailman comes, we're
going to give him a real scare.
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Just great.
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Now I'm going to have to train him
again.
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Let me ask a question. Is your daughter
around?
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Yeah.
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I'll call her for you.
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Mona!
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Mona? Yeah, Mona.
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Mona!
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You two know each other?
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You two know each other?
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You two know each other.
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I hope this isn't what I think it is. I
think this is exactly what you think it
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is. Fonz, how could you do this to me?
Hey, I was just doing it. I didn't know
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was doing it to you.
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Fonz, that is my girl. What am I
supposed to do? Every time I meet a nice
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lady, call you up and check in? Fonz, I
am serious about this thing.
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Hey, if you're going to cry over your
Buster Browns, I can bow -wow -wow, you
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know? Eli, yeah, right?
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That's great. All right there, Raji.
She's all yours, huh, Mona? All yours.
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Gentlemen, why don't you just gift wrap
me?
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It's not your decision who I go out
with. It's mine.
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You know, the young lady is right. So
sorry, Raji.
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Wait a minute, Fonz. What do you mean,
so sorry, Raj?
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How do you know she wasn't going to pick
me?
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That's right. If you're going to dream,
dream big.
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Roger, I'm sorry.
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But to tell you the truth,
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I can't go out with either one of you.
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It would make this situation very
awkward. I'd feel self -conscious after
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Thanks, Fonz.
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Thanks for helping me lose my girl. You
know, your behavior has been crass,
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overbearing, and repugnant.
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When I get to a dictionary, you're in
trouble.
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I can't believe this, you know. I come
over here to help you with your girl,
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what do I get?
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Insults and infections.
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What are you talking about friends? You
see a friend of mine in here? I see a
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crass, overweight Republican, too.
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Roger, I'm really sorry about all this.
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Sure, Mona, right.
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You know, Mona, there's a few things I'd
like to say to you first.
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Which I'll just write down on a small
letter. Guts, I'll call you.
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And now that you know relief is on the
way, let the day begin.
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Didn't get what you wanted for the
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Then go and get what you really want.
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I have to get to the vet's office.
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See, you got one of them things you put
half an orange on, you squeeze it into
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oblivion.
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You mean a juicer, Fonz. Yeah, that's
right.
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In the top right -hand drawer, dear.
Thanks very much.
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Oh, Fonz.
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Look, I'm glad I found you.
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Look, Fonz, I had all night to think
about what happened over Mona's.
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I guess when I saw that you were dating
Mona also, I...
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I got a little crazy. A little crazy?
There's a rip in your marble bag.
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I guess I was just head over heels over
this girl.
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Well, I will discount some of them very
rude things you said to me because it's
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very hard to think with your head over
your heels, right?
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I appreciate that, Fonz.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I guess it was a very rough
night for you. Yeah.
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00:25:07,670 --> 00:25:11,610
Yeah, listen, Raj, I know that you
thought this Mona was Miss Right, you
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wasn't in the car. There are millions of
girls in this naked city.
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She just isn't one of them.
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I'll take you upstairs. I'll make you
some orange juice, a little vitamin.
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I like that.
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Well, Alphonse, you know, you really
didn't do anything to hurt me on
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In fact, in fact, you tried to help. And
besides, no woman, I don't care how
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sexy, how beautiful, or how desirable
she is, is worth breaking up a
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I wouldn't say that.
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Anyway.
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Oh, Joanie, did you ever find out who
sent you those flowers?
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Nope. So far, my secret admirer is still
a secret.
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I know who it is.
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You do?
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Dad, is it cute?
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Well, your mother used to think so.
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00:25:55,390 --> 00:25:56,390
Well, who is it?
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Me.
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You? You sent Joanie flowers?
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No, Marion, I sent you flowers.
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Joanie intercepted them.
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Oh, Dad, this is really embarrassing.
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Why did you let me think that they were
from me?
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Well, if I saw how happy you were, I
didn't want to spoil things for you.
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Well... I guess these are for you.
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You still bring out the romance in my
heart.
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Howard.
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Did you write this?
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Yes.
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Well, I had a little help from the sales
lady.
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Howard. Look, Marion, those love letters
were Leslie Ellingsworth's words.
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I wish they were mine.
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I wish I could have written them.
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They were my feelings, but I just
couldn't write things like that. I was
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any good at that sort of thing.
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But I have tried to live them.
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You have.
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And what you just said is better than
anything Leslie Ellingsworth ever wrote.
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Hi.
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Up next, Bobby falls in love with Mary
from Little House on the Prairie. If
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got married and started a new show, a
good name would be Little Brady on the
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Prairie. Stay tuned for episode 99,
Never Too Young, coming up next on TV
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