All language subtitles for happy_days_s09e05_little_baby_cunningham

Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my bike will hum.
Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

That nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

This is so right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

These happy days are yours to buy.

Howard, in two months, we're going to be
doing this with a real baby.

Yeah, I know that, sweetheart.

See, now that's perfect, see?

Now, you do it, because, you know,
Howard, one day, Lori Beth and I may be

shopping, and you'll be here alone, and
the baby may go nice -nice in his

diapers.

Okay, here we go.

Now you're going to see the old Howie
rat.

Now, you see this, Marion?

It's just like a baseball diamond.

And all you have to do is go from home
to second, and from third to first, and

then you go from first to third, and you
got it. The only thing is, you gotta

hurry up, because the game could be
called on account of rain.

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. C.

Well, we're late. We've got to be
running along.

I'll have her back in a couple of weeks,
John.

I thought he would laugh.

Did you see that kiss, huh?

Our thermostat just went off. Oh, what's
wrong with a little kissing? What could

happen?

Oh, my.

That is not going to happen.

Here, now, what happened at the doctor
today? Oh.

Oh, Dr.

Crane said the baby's healthy and we're
both gaining a lot of weight. Way to go,

dear little guy.

Or little gal.

And something else interesting.

It's no good.

I was talking with this other preggy.
That's what we pregnant ladies call each

other. Thanks, Grandpa.

Grandpa.

Anyway, we were talking and it seems
there's this whole new way of having a

baby.

Didn't we do it right?

It's called natural childbirth. The
husband helps in the delivery of the

He coaches the wife through different
breathing techniques.

And then the wife goes through labor
with hardly any pain.

Oh, that is wonderful.

When I had Richie and Joanie, it wasn't
a very pleasant experience.

Oh, I'm sorry about that, dear.

You didn't know what was going to happen
to you when you were all alone in this

strange place. And you had all this
pain.

And then they wheeled you into this
delivery room. All the lights.

slapped a gas mask on your face.

And then you woke up and you had a
little tiny baby.

I would have been so much better if
you'd been there, Howard. Don't you

so?

Yes, dear.

Hey, Mr. C.

Hey,

Mrs. C.

Baby C.

Whoa, hey, son. Who's ever in there
thinks it's a rock kit, you know?

I shall wait till you're born so I can
go schnoogie -putsy -poof.

Howard, come on upstairs. I want to show
you how to bathe the baby. Oh, I

already know how to do that, sweetheart.
You can be the baby.

here. I wanted to talk to you about
something. Are you kidding? I'm all

Future mommy of these United States.

Well, there's a new thing called natural
childbirth and I'm going to start

taking classes. Only my husband's
supposed to go with me and Richie's

he suggested that... Siesta your mouth.

I would be tickled pink to do whatever
Red does.

Oh, Fonz, that's great. The first class
is Tuesday night.

Oh, yeah? I'll check.

First class is Tuesday night. You're
busy.

We'll be there.

I'm so glad you could all be here
tonight.

Welcome to your first class on natural
childbirth. I'm Patty Downs. Hi, Patty.

Hi. I'm a registered nurse, and I'll be
your instructor.

Instructor, wait. We're all ears and
tummies, right?

Before we start, why don't we introduce
ourselves so we can get to know each

other and tell us why you're here. I
think we all know why we're here, right?

No, no. I mean, tell us why you chose
natural childbirth. Okay.

Why don't you start?

Thank you. My name is Walter Melman, and
this is my wife, Judy. And we're here

because we want to see our baby born
naturally.

Naturally.

Terrific. How about you?

My name's Elaine Benton, and this is my
husband, John.

And we're here so we'll be able to
experience the most incredible moment in

human's life.

I'm Lionel Collins, and this is my wife,
Donna. And we're here because she made

me come.

That's how she made me come.

All right, the name is Arthur
Fonzarelli, and this wonderful woman

Papoose is Laurie Beth Cunningham.

Did you hear that? Different last names.

Little unmarried action over there, huh,
Mr. Fonzarelli? Ah, no there, Lionel.

This, uh, this happens to be, you know,
it's not my wife, but she's married.

Oh!

No, no, no, hold, hold, hold. Let's not
get crazy here. Let's not get crazy

here. I mean, she's married to my very
best friend.

Oh!

My husband is the father of the child,
but he's in the army and stationed in

Greenland, so farms is taking his place.

I'm glad you cleared that up. As we all
know, natural childbirth is a way where

the husband and wife, working together
as a team, use special breathing

techniques to help in the birth of your
baby, as you mothers and fathers, or

coaches, will see when you're in the
delivery room.

Oh, Mayday! Mayday, hello!

Yes? I don't want to overstep my bounds
or anything on the first day of class,

but I think I got that wrong there. When
the fathers and or coaches are in the

waiting room, right?

No. The coaches are right there with the
mother all throughout the labor and all

throughout the delivery.

Of the baby?

That's right.

Did you know about this?

Sure, Fonz. That's what natural
childbirth is. It's natural.

What did you think it was?

I thought it was a natural childbirth.
You're in a delivery room giving birth

the baby.

I'm in a waiting room with a lot of
little fathers and cigars.

This is contested. I mean, it worked for
Adam and Eve. Why fool around with

this?

Fonz, it really isn't so bad.

Richie and I are counting on you. It's
very important to us.

But to be in the same room?

Mr. Fonzarelli?

I'll show you some slides and then you
can see for yourself that you're making

big deal out of nothing. Thank you very
much, but I'll pass the bean on the

slides. You know what I mean? See that,
darling? You don't want to see the

slides either. I'm not the only chicken
in here.

Lionel. Huh? You're the only chicken
here.

No.

Here we see the couple in the delivery
room as they are about to give birth

using natural childbirth techniques.

They're in the same room.

Here we see the husband coaching the
wife through a strong labor contraction.

We see the moment where the baby's head
first appears.

Blonde,

are you all right? Oh, yeah, a little
stuffy in here. You know, I got a cramp

my face. That's it.

Continue. I can see from here. I can see
from here.

And here the baby's born, and the doctor
is about to cut its umbilical cord.

at my house this morning. You jumped on
the hood of my car.

I needed a ride.

Wait, I'm... Lori Beth.

It ain't. Of course.

Uh, Lori Beth, I gotta talk to you. Oh,
Fonz, don't forget, last class is

tomorrow night.

I wouldn't miss you for all the teen
indies.

Practice that breathing.

I have.

Uh,

Fonz. How are you? I gotta ask you a
question over here, right?

Does it have anything to do with ripping
the hair off my chest?

Oh, I think what?

Shall I go? Oh, yeah, listen.

Okay.

I don't want to be in that delivery room
with Lori Beth.

That is not a question. That is a
problem. You're telling me?

Now, look, I know that I promised Lori
Beth to Mitchie, you understand?

And I said I would be there, but I
didn't know I had to be there.

Well, you get over here. Right.

I'm telling you that this natural
childbirth thing is very unnatural. Oh,

When that baby starts to poke its head
through, I'm talking about fainting

I'm talking horizontal city kissing shoe
polish.

There's only one thing to do, you
understand, and that's not to do with

Get somebody else to be in my place,
right? Of course, right. You know, you

listen very well. I like that. I'm going
to tell the world about it as soon as I

get the courage, but that's not this
moment.

I'm glad I could help.

Coach, this place is a real yawn. Yeah.

I think I'll go down to the tattoo
parlor.

You know, some guys do get tattooed in
the darndest places.

Ow!

You're worse than the kids.

Hey, Rog.

Three was Raleigh coupons. Nice.

Oh. Oh, you don't like the hat?

No, I haven't been feeling so hot. A
strong contraction. I've been having

ones all night.

Oh, don't worry. You're not due for two
more weeks.

She can't have the baby now, Al.

My mother was a month early. So was I.

She was in labor for 20 hours.

So was I.

Oh. You know, I always gave her
problems.

Did I ever tell you about it?

I think this is...

She thinks this is it, Al. She's got a
baby.

What do you mean, what? You still have a
baby right here? Al,

you slapped me.

Can't you see she's having a baby? Give
me the bat.

What's going on here, guys, huh? Hey,
very nice hat, Al.

Hey, boy, bat. Fathers, will you please?
This is difficult enough, huh?

Fathers.

What is it?

She's having a baby. Who?

Lori Beth. I know that. Now.

She's having a baby. I didn't talk to
her yet.

She can't do this. You get over there
and tell her to stop this.

I can't do that. Well, what are we going
to do now, Al?

Why don't you take me to the hospital?

Why don't we take it to the hospital?

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They also show the benefit of having
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And on TV, it's these moments that
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It works on TV, so try it at home. Share
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So what do you like to eat?

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Candy.

Chocolate chip.

Hamburgers. Let me just try something.

Oh, I'm sorry, Jonathan.

Cookies. What do you think of Campbell's
Chicken Little?

I think it's good.

Clearly.

Make it Campbell's instead.

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doing, honey?

Are you okay? You look a little bit
tired.

Nothing to worry about.

This is your coach.

He'll be all right.

I'll be all right. I'll be all right.
Why don't you go get undressed?

Okay. Not you.

She's having a baby!

She's having a baby!

You need me. I'll be out in the hall.

Yeah, well, what about her?

Her contractions are ten minutes apart.

She's got a little while yet.

And her doctor will be here in plenty of
time.

Now, excuse me.

I have got to go and try to catch some
loon in a baseball helmet who's running

up and down the hall.

Nurse!

What's wrong?

I just wanted to see how long it would
take you to get back in here.

Don't do that.

Oh, that's great. Look what we've got
for a nurse.

Florence Nightmare.

She's having a baby!

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Is Daryl Rory Beth Cunningham here? Yes,
she was admitted about an hour ago.

Easy, easy, easy.

Has she had the baby yet? Am I a
grandfather?

Well, she's carrying the ball, but she
hasn't crossed the goal line yet.

The breathing is not working.

What goes next?

Breathing isn't working. I want to push.

You want to push?

The baby is next. The baby is next.

Dr.

Crane. Dr. Crane? Dr.

Crane? No, I'm the font.

Oh, Lord, she's delirious.

A bad one?

Yes. Do you know that just a second ago
she was crossing, Dr. Crane?

All right, Lori Beth.

Looks like the big day is finally here,
huh?

Let's have a look.

Blue moon.

Just a little while.

You're going to be holding a little
thing, baby.

You can stop singing now.

Couldn't you have left mighty Joe Young
in the car?

Oh, Dad, I'm sentimental.

Then I have no place to sit.

All right, come here. Sit by me.

You don't marry him?

The hardest thing about having a baby is
the waiting.

Well, it's not the hardest thing, but
it's hard.

Oh, Howard, remember when Richie and
Joanie were born?

Yeah.

Those were the two most wonderful
moments in my life.

Who would have thought that we'd be
sitting here waiting for our baby to

baby of his own?

And that someday that baby is going to
grow up and have a baby of its own.

And that that child will have a child.

Let's just go back a couple of babies
and enjoy the moment.

Oh, Howard.

We're going to be grandparents.

Where did all the time go?

I don't know.

But I'm sure glad I spent it all with
you.

Me too, Howard.

Oh!

Put this gown on. Are you crazy? The
Fonz don't wear gowns.

Bill, if he's going to be in the
delivery room. Arm.

Bill, mask.

Yeah, mask.

No, no, no, please.

Okay, let's go. Delivery room. Wait a
minute. Clancy, where are you?

I can't do it. Clancy, I'm going to fake
that away.

Because she needs me. That's why.

She needs me. I'm there.

I'm there.

All right.

Take

a

breath.

Take a breath and push.

Relax.

Relax.

Take a breath.

I can see the baby's head. It's time for
another push.

I can't. I'm too tired.

Lori Beth.

Lori Beth, you listen to me now. This is
your coach talking.

There's a little baby in there that it
wants to see me walking.

If I can wear a gown, you can push.

Come on, Lori Beth. Come on.

All right. That's good. Take a breath.

All right.

Take a breath. Yes.

You made a beautiful little boy, huh? A
beautiful, healthy baby boy.

You made a baby?

A baby boy? It's a baby boy.

What's that?

The kid that wanted to see Milwaukee.

Want to hold him?

Yeah.

Hello, baby.

Hello, baby.

You've got red hair just like Ritchie.

Can I be your best friend?

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Hey,

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She's great. We love her.

Here's Mom.

Yeah. Hi, Mom.

Hi, Mommy.

She had the baby.

She had the baby!

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Richie would call. He's been at Daddy
three days, and I haven't talked to him

yet. Oh, that army.

Sending a young boy out on maneuvers.
What is a maneuver?

I'll show you later, sweetheart.

Oh, he's a grandpa, and he's still
frisky.

Hey, Dad.

Lori Beth, how did my, uh, cuz, the
coach, do? Oh, well, it was a shaky

but when I really needed him, he came
through with flying colors.

Hey, what do you say we go on up and
take a look at my grandson?

And then if he makes nice -nice, I'll
change his diapers and show you all the

famous Howie rap.

Hey, look, I'll be right up. I bought a
baby present, a little pair of leather

booties.

Hey,

hello. Whoa, Richie.

Richie, congrats.

How are you, Dad?

So you got the right best telegram, huh?

Of course your boy is cute, huh? Red
hair, big ears.

Yeah, LB is doing fine. I'll put her on
in a second.

I gotta tell you something, pal.

You gave me one of the highlights of my
life.

Yeah.

I had, you know, certain peccadillos I
gotta tell the truth about going into

that delivery room, you know.

But when I saw that miracle of birth,
when I saw that head poking...

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It's episode 98, Snow White and the
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