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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my bike will hum. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

That nothing can hold me when I hold you.

This is so right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

These happy days are yours to buy.

Howard, in two months, we're going to be doing this with a real baby.

Yeah, I know that, sweetheart.

See, now that's perfect, see?

Now, you do it, because, you know, Howard, one day, Lori Beth and I may be

shopping, and you'll be here alone, and the baby may go nice -nice in his

diapers.

Okay, here we go.

Now you're going to see the old Howie rat.

Now, you see this, Marion?

It's just like a baseball diamond.

And all you have to do is go from home to second, and from third to first, and

then you go from first to third, and you got it. The only thing is, you gotta

hurry up, because the game could be called on account of rain.

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. C.

Well, we're late. We've got to be running along.

I'll have her back in a couple of weeks, John.

I thought he would laugh.

Did you see that kiss, huh?

Our thermostat just went off. Oh, what's wrong with a little kissing? What could

happen?

Oh, my.

That is not going to happen.

Here, now, what happened at the doctor today? Oh.

Oh, Dr.

Crane said the baby's healthy and we're both gaining a lot of weight. Way to go,

dear little guy.

Or little gal.

And something else interesting.

It's no good.

I was talking with this other preggy. That's what we pregnant ladies call each

other. Thanks, Grandpa.

Grandpa.

Anyway, we were talking and it seems there's this whole new way of having a

baby.

Didn't we do it right?

It's called natural childbirth. The husband helps in the delivery of the

He coaches the wife through different breathing techniques.

And then the wife goes through labor with hardly any pain.

Oh, that is wonderful.

When I had Richie and Joanie, it wasn't a very pleasant experience.

Oh, I'm sorry about that, dear.

You didn't know what was going to happen to you when you were all alone in this

strange place. And you had all this pain.

And then they wheeled you into this delivery room. All the lights.

slapped a gas mask on your face.

And then you woke up and you had a little tiny baby.

I would have been so much better if you'd been there, Howard. Don't you

so?

Yes, dear.

Hey, Mr. C.

Hey,

Mrs. C.

Baby C.

Whoa, hey, son. Who's ever in there thinks it's a rock kit, you know?

I shall wait till you're born so I can go schnoogie -putsy -poof.

Howard, come on upstairs. I want to show you how to bathe the baby. Oh, I

already know how to do that, sweetheart. You can be the baby.

here. I wanted to talk to you about something. Are you kidding? I'm all

Future mommy of these United States.

Well, there's a new thing called natural childbirth and I'm going to start

taking classes. Only my husband's supposed to go with me and Richie's

he suggested that... Siesta your mouth.

I would be tickled pink to do whatever Red does.

Oh, Fonz, that's great. The first class is Tuesday night.

Oh, yeah? I'll check.

First class is Tuesday night. You're busy.

We'll be there.

I'm so glad you could all be here tonight.

Welcome to your first class on natural childbirth. I'm Patty Downs. Hi, Patty.

Hi. I'm a registered nurse, and I'll be your instructor.

Instructor, wait. We're all ears and tummies, right?

Before we start, why don't we introduce ourselves so we can get to know each

other and tell us why you're here. I think we all know why we're here, right?

No, no. I mean, tell us why you chose natural childbirth. Okay.

Why don't you start?

Thank you. My name is Walter Melman, and this is my wife, Judy. And we're here

because we want to see our baby born naturally.

Naturally.

Terrific. How about you?

My name's Elaine Benton, and this is my husband, John.

And we're here so we'll be able to experience the most incredible moment in

human's life.

I'm Lionel Collins, and this is my wife, Donna. And we're here because she made

me come.

That's how she made me come.

All right, the name is Arthur Fonzarelli, and this wonderful woman

Papoose is Laurie Beth Cunningham.

Did you hear that? Different last names.

Little unmarried action over there, huh, Mr. Fonzarelli? Ah, no there, Lionel.

This, uh, this happens to be, you know, it's not my wife, but she's married.

Oh!

No, no, no, hold, hold, hold. Let's not get crazy here. Let's not get crazy

here. I mean, she's married to my very best friend.

Oh!

My husband is the father of the child, but he's in the army and stationed in

Greenland, so farms is taking his place.

I'm glad you cleared that up. As we all know, natural childbirth is a way where

the husband and wife, working together as a team, use special breathing

techniques to help in the birth of your baby, as you mothers and fathers, or

coaches, will see when you're in the delivery room.

Oh, Mayday! Mayday, hello!

Yes? I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything on the first day of class,

but I think I got that wrong there. When the fathers and or coaches are in the

waiting room, right?

No. The coaches are right there with the mother all throughout the labor and all

throughout the delivery.

Of the baby?

That's right.

Did you know about this?

Sure, Fonz. That's what natural childbirth is. It's natural.

What did you think it was?

I thought it was a natural childbirth. You're in a delivery room giving birth

the baby.

I'm in a waiting room with a lot of little fathers and cigars.

This is contested. I mean, it worked for Adam and Eve. Why fool around with

this?

Fonz, it really isn't so bad.

Richie and I are counting on you. It's very important to us.

But to be in the same room?

Mr. Fonzarelli?

I'll show you some slides and then you can see for yourself that you're making

big deal out of nothing. Thank you very much, but I'll pass the bean on the

slides. You know what I mean? See that, darling? You don't want to see the

slides either. I'm not the only chicken in here.

Lionel. Huh? You're the only chicken here.

No.

Here we see the couple in the delivery room as they are about to give birth

using natural childbirth techniques.

They're in the same room.

Here we see the husband coaching the wife through a strong labor contraction.

We see the moment where the baby's head first appears.

Blonde,

are you all right? Oh, yeah, a little stuffy in here. You know, I got a cramp

my face. That's it.

Continue. I can see from here. I can see from here.

And here the baby's born, and the doctor is about to cut its umbilical cord.

at my house this morning. You jumped on the hood of my car.

I needed a ride.

Wait, I'm... Lori Beth.

It ain't. Of course.

Uh, Lori Beth, I gotta talk to you. Oh, Fonz, don't forget, last class is

tomorrow night.

I wouldn't miss you for all the teen indies.

Practice that breathing.

I have.

Uh,

Fonz. How are you? I gotta ask you a question over here, right?

Does it have anything to do with ripping the hair off my chest?

Oh, I think what?

Shall I go? Oh, yeah, listen.

Okay.

I don't want to be in that delivery room with Lori Beth.

That is not a question. That is a problem. You're telling me?

Now, look, I know that I promised Lori Beth to Mitchie, you understand?

And I said I would be there, but I didn't know I had to be there.

Well, you get over here. Right.

I'm telling you that this natural childbirth thing is very unnatural. Oh,

When that baby starts to poke its head through, I'm talking about fainting

I'm talking horizontal city kissing shoe polish.

There's only one thing to do, you understand, and that's not to do with

Get somebody else to be in my place, right? Of course, right. You know, you

listen very well. I like that. I'm going to tell the world about it as soon as I

get the courage, but that's not this moment.

I'm glad I could help.

Coach, this place is a real yawn. Yeah.

I think I'll go down to the tattoo parlor.

You know, some guys do get tattooed in the darndest places.

Ow!

You're worse than the kids.

Hey, Rog.

Three was Raleigh coupons. Nice.

Oh. Oh, you don't like the hat?

No, I haven't been feeling so hot. A strong contraction. I've been having

ones all night.

Oh, don't worry. You're not due for two more weeks.

She can't have the baby now, Al.

My mother was a month early. So was I.

She was in labor for 20 hours.

So was I.

Oh. You know, I always gave her problems.

Did I ever tell you about it?

I think this is...

She thinks this is it, Al. She's got a baby.

What do you mean, what? You still have a baby right here? Al,

you slapped me.

Can't you see she's having a baby? Give me the bat.

What's going on here, guys, huh? Hey, very nice hat, Al.

Hey, boy, bat. Fathers, will you please? This is difficult enough, huh?

Fathers.

What is it?

She's having a baby. Who?

Lori Beth. I know that. Now.

She's having a baby. I didn't talk to her yet.

She can't do this. You get over there and tell her to stop this.

I can't do that. Well, what are we going to do now, Al?

Why don't you take me to the hospital?

Why don't we take it to the hospital?

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The importance of cleanliness, the dangers of playing ball in the house,

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They also show the benefit of having family meals. They bring everyone

give everyone a chance to talk and reconnect.

And on TV, it's these moments that always seem to lead to these moments.

It works on TV, so try it at home. Share more than meals at the family table.

So what do you like to eat?

Cereal. Pizza.

Candy.

Chocolate chip.

Hamburgers. Let me just try something.

Oh, I'm sorry, Jonathan.

Cookies. What do you think of Campbell's Chicken Little?

I think it's good.

Clearly.

Make it Campbell's instead.

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This is my mom.

Another perfect holiday.

I was seven and mom was amazing.

She always knew to make Czech's party mix.

The good stuff.

All seasoned and toasted fresh from the oven.

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doing, honey?

Are you okay? You look a little bit tired.

Nothing to worry about.

This is your coach.

He'll be all right.

I'll be all right. I'll be all right. Why don't you go get undressed?

Okay. Not you.

She's having a baby!

She's having a baby!

You need me. I'll be out in the hall.

Yeah, well, what about her?

Her contractions are ten minutes apart.

She's got a little while yet.

And her doctor will be here in plenty of time.

Now, excuse me.

I have got to go and try to catch some loon in a baseball helmet who's running

up and down the hall.

Nurse!

What's wrong?

I just wanted to see how long it would take you to get back in here.

Don't do that.

Oh, that's great. Look what we've got for a nurse.

Florence Nightmare.

She's having a baby!

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Is Daryl Rory Beth Cunningham here? Yes, she was admitted about an hour ago.

Easy, easy, easy.

Has she had the baby yet? Am I a grandfather?

Well, she's carrying the ball, but she hasn't crossed the goal line yet.

The breathing is not working.

What goes next?

Breathing isn't working. I want to push.

You want to push?

The baby is next. The baby is next.

Dr.

Crane. Dr. Crane? Dr.

Crane? No, I'm the font.

Oh, Lord, she's delirious.

A bad one?

Yes. Do you know that just a second ago she was crossing, Dr. Crane?

All right, Lori Beth.

Looks like the big day is finally here, huh?

Let's have a look.

Blue moon.

Just a little while.

You're going to be holding a little thing, baby.

You can stop singing now.

Couldn't you have left mighty Joe Young in the car?

Oh, Dad, I'm sentimental.

Then I have no place to sit.

All right, come here. Sit by me.

You don't marry him?

The hardest thing about having a baby is the waiting.

Well, it's not the hardest thing, but it's hard.

Oh, Howard, remember when Richie and Joanie were born?

Yeah.

Those were the two most wonderful moments in my life.

Who would have thought that we'd be sitting here waiting for our baby to

baby of his own?

And that someday that baby is going to grow up and have a baby of its own.

And that that child will have a child.

Let's just go back a couple of babies and enjoy the moment.

Oh, Howard.

We're going to be grandparents.

Where did all the time go?

I don't know.

But I'm sure glad I spent it all with you.

Me too, Howard.

Oh!

Put this gown on. Are you crazy? The Fonz don't wear gowns.

Bill, if he's going to be in the delivery room. Arm.

Bill, mask.

Yeah, mask.

No, no, no, please.

Okay, let's go. Delivery room. Wait a minute. Clancy, where are you?

I can't do it. Clancy, I'm going to fake that away.

Because she needs me. That's why.

She needs me. I'm there.

I'm there.

All right.

Take

a

breath.

Take a breath and push.

Relax.

Relax.

Take a breath.

I can see the baby's head. It's time for another push.

I can't. I'm too tired.

Lori Beth.

Lori Beth, you listen to me now. This is your coach talking.

There's a little baby in there that it wants to see me walking.

If I can wear a gown, you can push.

Come on, Lori Beth. Come on.

All right. That's good. Take a breath.

All right.

Take a breath. Yes.

You made a beautiful little boy, huh? A beautiful, healthy baby boy.

You made a baby?

A baby boy? It's a baby boy.

What's that?

The kid that wanted to see Milwaukee.

Want to hold him?

Yeah.

Hello, baby.

Hello, baby.

You've got red hair just like Ritchie.

Can I be your best friend?

And the people on the bus go up and down.

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Hey,

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She's great. We love her.

Here's Mom.

Yeah. Hi, Mom.

Hi, Mommy.

She had the baby.

She had the baby!

She had the baby!

She had the baby!

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Richie would call. He's been at Daddy three days, and I haven't talked to him

yet. Oh, that army.

Sending a young boy out on maneuvers. What is a maneuver?

I'll show you later, sweetheart.

Oh, he's a grandpa, and he's still frisky.

Hey, Dad.

Lori Beth, how did my, uh, cuz, the coach, do? Oh, well, it was a shaky

but when I really needed him, he came through with flying colors.

Hey, what do you say we go on up and take a look at my grandson?

And then if he makes nice -nice, I'll change his diapers and show you all the

famous Howie rap.

Hey, look, I'll be right up. I bought a baby present, a little pair of leather

booties.

Hey,

hello. Whoa, Richie.

Richie, congrats.

How are you, Dad?

So you got the right best telegram, huh?

Of course your boy is cute, huh? Red hair, big ears.

Yeah, LB is doing fine. I'll put her on in a second.

I gotta tell you something, pal.

You gave me one of the highlights of my life.

Yeah.

I had, you know, certain peccadillos I gotta tell the truth about going into

that delivery room, you know.

But when I saw that miracle of birth, when I saw that head poking...

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