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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Anyway, she hasn't sent her uniform out to be clean since Christmas. I mean, it

practically stands up by itself.

Chachi, I'm talking to you here.

Oh, I know. Now I'm listening.

All right, what'd I say?

You said, Chachi, I'm talking here.

Oh, come on. I've got better things to do than to sit here being ignored by you

and watching you oogle other girls.

Jenny, I'll wait for you outside.

What is with Miss Cranky today?

And a girl wants to buy a look at her. What's wrong with that?

That's why God gave me eyes.

I'll tell you what's wrong with Joanie.

Sandra Wanderman is going steady.

Two -tongued Sandra? No kidding. No, Arnie Finster gave her his ID bracelet.

Of course, he had to add about 12 links to it.

What's this got to do with Joanie?

You've been going out twice as long as Arnie and Sandra, and poor Joanie's

got a naked wrist.

You're in the doghouse, buddy.

Are you sure about this?

Am I sure?

Is Chubby Checker chubby? Of course, I'm sure.

Now, look, this is how it goes.

You give her your bracelet, and later you give her an engagement ring. You

a hall, thing I'll promise me. You get bald, she gets fat, and everyone's

Come on, get with it, Chach. See ya.

Now, you've been giggling and looking at me strangely all night long. Tell me

what it is. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

How would you like me to polish your face? All right, okay.

Danny! Come on!

All right, all right, all right, all right, come on.

Somebody in this house is going to get Chachi's ID bracelet.

Me? No, your father. Of course, you.

Johnny, could we be alone for a minute?

Sure.

Johnny, would you mind waiting in your room until we're done?

Not him and you.

Us. Him and me. All together. Me. You got it? Got it. Hey, sure, I've been

thrown out of better places.

Uh -huh. I've been thrown out of worse places. Uh -huh. I've been thrown out of

a lot of places. I don't know. I don't like.

He's a nice kid. Yeah.

Johnny. Yeah.

You look darn cute tonight.

Thanks.

We didn't see a lot of each other for quite some time now. Yeah?

Yeah, and I was thinking that it was time we made an important step in our

relationship.

Life is funny.

Remember last summer at the lake when you said that because I've been chasing

you since I was a little kid that I may have missed out on dating a lot of other

girls? Uh -huh.

And I said that I didn't care about that? Yeah.

I was wrong.

What?

Well, it's no big thing.

I figure I'm going to try and date other girls, and of course, you'd be free to

date other guys.

This way, we'd be really sure about each other. We'd be more confident,

stronger, closer, happy. What do you think?

Upset? Upset!

Are you kidding? I was going to call you tomorrow and tell you the same thing.

Well,

you're really taking this well.

crying and carrying on.

I'm proud of you. Thank you.

See you around.

You know, this is going to work out great for the both of us.

messages for you in the last half hour. Irene, Debbie, Cindy, Linda, Kathy.

Boy, you are hot as a pistol.

I'm sick of all those girls.

I made a terrible mistake.

I never should have broken up with Joanie.

Hold on. Stand here.

Joanie and I are never going to get back together.

We're never going to get married.

Never going to have little Arcolas.

My life is ruined, Al.

Good score, Chuck.

Hey, Al.

Listen, I've got to come by and pick up some of those sodas for basketball. I'll

go get them.

Listen, come here.

It's really hard.

You're a coach. Get the team up for the big game. Go over and talk to them. Puff

them up. Get them back in the big game of life. You know what I mean? Here.

ever go get a drink, so God.

No, Chuck.

Whenever I'm down, I like to think back on some of those great 17th century

philosophers. I mean, men like Hobbes.

Hobbes! He was one of the greatest thinkers of all time.

Now, he believed that fate alone could dictate a man's life.

Anything that's going to happen is already happening.

There's nothing you can do about it.

That's a pep talk?

I'm sorry, all right?

Oh, and Chuck.

I believe it was Augustine who said, the stoic conception of fate is mistaken,

since angels and men have free will.

Now that was Hobbes. Hobbes believed just the opposite. Good, Raj.

Say hi to the guys for me.

getting it together, you know? You're putting a damper on business.

You're putting a damper on my heart. Will you please go and make up with

But I tried to call.

She won't even come to the phone.

She won't even come to the phone.

Look at me.

You want to make up with a girl, you've got to do it eyeball to eyeball.

Maybe Hobbs was right when he said we're all on the hen's page.

You're getting advice outside the family now?

make up with Joanie, will you please?

And do me a favor and tell this Hobbs guy to mind his own business.

The man is dead.

I'm truly sorry.

Chachi! Chachi!

Chachi!

Listen to me, Chachi.

There's this woman that I care very much about.

And I let her slip through my fingers.

And I've regretted it ever since.

None of you want to end up like me.

It worked.

Come in.

Oh, hello, William. Nice seeing you again.

And Joanie will be down in a minute. Hello, Mr. Cunningham.

where's your charming wife?

Well, she's spending some time with her mother.

You see, once a year, she goes over there and her mother tells her what a

mistake it was to marry me.

I make a weekend out of it.

My, you sure do have a winning sense of humor.

Golly, thanks.

Joanie!

William's here!

Excuse me, I gotta take care of these dishes.

Don't wanna get the little woman?

Oh, sir.

Mr. C, I'm back.

And everything's going to be back to normal.

Where's Joanie? We've got a lot of talking to do.

Well, she'll be down in a minute, Chachi.

Why don't you go in the living room and wait, huh? Right.

All right, Joanie.

I'm here. Come on, doll. Let's get this thing settled right now.

I'm having a little problem with my girlfriend. We're going to settle this

right now.

Who are you?

Farnsworth. I'm Joanie's date for this evening.

Has she seen you before?

Georgie, what are you doing here? Never mind what I'm doing here.

What is we, Willy Winky, doing here?

Bill? Yeah, Bill.

Oh, hi, Bill.

Well, Bill's taking me out to dinner tonight. We're going to Chez Antoine. Be

still, my heart.

Good night. Good night, sweetheart.

Goodbye.

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All right, Mr. C, what's the problem?

Lover boy here is in pain.

You're getting very repetitive, you gloomy Gus.

All right, Josh, come on.

Let's go. Get up.

Come on, boy. Get up.

Here we go. Right through the hoop. Here we go.

How could you let that guy in the house?

How could you make my daughter cry?

She cried over me?

Now he's happy.

Come on.

This guy, Bill, is probably taking all those fancy places.

Places I can't afford.

You think the Chez Antoine place is something special?

Let's put it this way. Any place that starts with the name Chez, right?

Got small portions, big bucks.

Maybe she just said she's going there to make me jealous.

Maybe she's not going there at all.

Terrific. Why don't you go down there and see if she shows up?

That's an idea.

Stupid idea. Sit down. That's a great idea, Fonz. This way I can keep my eye

her. And if she sees me, I'll just say, uh, I'll just say I forgot she was going

to be there tonight.

And then I go there in life. See ya.

I'm not going, but you're going alone.

Wear glasses.

You taught me how to ride my first two wheeler, Fonz.

What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?

Nothing. I'm desperate.

All right, all right. Two questions.

One, you really want to do this?

Two, who's paying?

Yes, and me.

The decision is this. Let's go.

Mr. Sandwich, Antoine, can I borrow a tie?

You can't borrow his tie. Why?

The man's got a much bigger neck.

Bonsoir.

Good evening and welcome to Chez Antoine, restaurant of romance.

Arrows for the lady.

Oh, Bill, how sweet.

And of course, champagne.

Just our love stick for two?

Ah, by all means.

It is there for the world famous potato passionel.

What's that?

Passion potato.

It sounds wonderful.

Oh, for sure.

Francois, music a la tableau six.

You know they have a dance floor.

Oh, I'd love to. The guys at my fraternity call me Mr.

Rumba.

mean anything, buy it.

We do have a dress code.

Hey, I hope you feel better.

Free ties. Look at this.

I don't know if I was naked. It's wearing. They don't mean it.

Are we reservation for two?

Arcola?

Yes, our cola.

And where's the young lady?

Oh, no, there's no young lady.

Only another young gentleman.

Well, Che Antoine opens his doors for all types.

What does he mean by types?

I don't know.

Sit down before we see him. I'll take care of him.

There you go.

That faux pas.

No, I don't care what brand it is. He don't drink it.

Fun.

I taste them at the very nice restaurant.

Comfy, you know. Fun.

Yeah, I think I'm going to bring a date here.

Fun. I don't see Joanie anywhere. Oh, you look at this menu?

What's up?

Love steak.

Passion potato.

It does not sound like food two guys eat together.

Did you notice that we're the only people in here?

That aren't boy -girl?

Types. I just got it.

Let's get out of here. Oh, Fonzie, he has a dick with types. I'll hold my hand

and heal you crazy.

I'll tell you something.

Let's just get out of here, all right? What are we going to do? Tell Joanie we

come here often?

This is more uncomfortable than I imagined. This has got fiasco written

it. Let's take our free ties and go home.

Dad, you are Fonzie. What are you doing here? We were supposed to have a date

tonight. How'd you know I was here?

Mr. Cunningham told me where to find you. Now, what am I supposed to do with

eight -course dinner I made for you tonight?

Johnny, under the table. Right. Where'd you go? You didn't say anything. Let me

tell you something. That dinner was for tomorrow night.

No, it was for tonight. I'm talking tomorrow night. But what's the

The difference is I have never stood up a girl in my life. This lady has the

days wrong. It was tonight.

Sweet lips, I'm talking tomorrow night.

Would you listen to that?

Some people just don't know how to behave at the better places.

Why isn't he wearing a tie?

Fonzie! It's your case.

Injury and I were just sitting here having a great time while we're not

I make him a beautiful eight -course meal, and I found him sitting here with

some... Frances here, I will get you a fresh cloth.

Oh, Frances!

Hi. Hi.

Yeah, I got my keys when I was here last week.

I don't know what it is.

I can't stay mad at you. I understand.

I am stuck.

Why don't you go out to the car, keep everything hot.

You spy on me.

He spy on me.

Would you keep it down?

You do care, huh?

Oh, yeah.

I cared all along.

Me too.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying that I spent $38 here and you're interested in that guy?

I'm sorry, Bill.

Well, sorry, my Aunt Minnie.

are wonderful here to drive you home.

Can you call that a Windsor knot?

I would like a doggy bag.

In Paris, the doggies fend for themselves.

How you doing, huh? Chirping away, huh?

You're a little lovebird. Still miserable, right?

I wasn't miserable.

I survived.

Oh, really?

Well, I survived better. Hey. You know how many women I went out with? I can do

it on my own. Oh, really? I don't need you.

Kids, I got no time for this. There's a woman in the car with hot food. You

understand?

You were crazy because she was dating. You cried your eyes out because she was

dating. You know everything.

You're back together again. Nice.

Hey, Max. Get over here. A little table music, huh?

Isn't that lovely, huh?

And second thought, Matt, to the cough.

Love steak for two, avec potatoes passionnales.

Yeah, all right.

To number five.

as he said. It's all true.

Every word of it.

You know, Joni, my going out with other girls was a good idea.

Oh, really?

Yeah, because I found out I don't want to.

I was right to chase you all those years.

I'm glad you came here tonight.

Me too.

Yeah.

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here? Hello, Bea Smith. How are you?

Come on in. You have to take off your shoes, though. It's only kind of a

Japanese thing. She's the perfect woman. Even your trash cans are beautiful.

Let me make you a sandwich.

Sandwich? I don't want to be rude, Bea, but I've got something a little more

interesting for a woman of style like you. Campbell's Select Italian Style

Wedding Soup. It has spinach in it, pearl pasta, and little meatballs. It

great. There's lots of other delicious varieties.

They're as good as this. I'm in.

Cheerio. Thanks for coming by.

Dad, this is dumb.

It's go time.

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Let's never break up again.

I'm for that.

Okay, kids, that's it. Say goodnight, Charging.

Goodnight, Mr. C.

Goodnight.

Hold it up.

Hold it up. Hold it up.

The engineer here has got a little message for you, don't you, huh?

I want you to say everything that's on your mind.

Shoot. Okay.

Fonzie was right. I made the mistake. Our dinner was for tomorrow night, not

tonight. I told you.

I told you.

I've never stood up a girl in my life, huh?

Hey, Max, give them a shot, will you?

As you were.

Upstairs.

I'll call you as soon as I get home.

I'll run up and wait by the phone, okay?

Night, Mr. C. Night, Chachi.

Mr. C., can I ask you something?

Did you like that Bill Farnsworth guy better than me?

Chachi, Joanie loves you, and that's what counts. No, no, go ahead. I can

it. Well, he was a nice dresser, polite, sophisticated,

mature, and he's wealthy.

He has his own apartment.

I like you better.

Coming up next, it's the Brady Bunch. Gold records, fame, fortune.

Well, Johnny Bravo didn't get any of that because Greg Brady just happens to

have a little something called integrity.

Stay tuned for episode 96, next on TV Land.

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