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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.
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These days are ours, happy and free.
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These days are ours, share them with me.
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Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.
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There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.
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So right, you can't be wrong.
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Rockin' and rollin' all week long.
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Anyway, she hasn't sent her uniform out
to be clean since Christmas. I mean, it
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practically stands up by itself.
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Chachi, I'm talking to you here.
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Oh, I know. Now I'm listening.
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All right, what'd I say?
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You said, Chachi, I'm talking here.
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Oh, come on. I've got better things to
do than to sit here being ignored by you
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and watching you oogle other girls.
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Jenny, I'll wait for you outside.
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What is with Miss Cranky today?
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And a girl wants to buy a look at her.
What's wrong with that?
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That's why God gave me eyes.
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I'll tell you what's wrong with Joanie.
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Sandra Wanderman is going steady.
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Two -tongued Sandra? No kidding. No,
Arnie Finster gave her his ID bracelet.
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Of course, he had to add about 12 links
to it.
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What's this got to do with Joanie?
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You've been going out twice as long as
Arnie and Sandra, and poor Joanie's
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got a naked wrist.
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You're in the doghouse, buddy.
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Are you sure about this?
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Am I sure?
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Is Chubby Checker chubby? Of course, I'm
sure.
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Now, look, this is how it goes.
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You give her your bracelet, and later
you give her an engagement ring. You
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a hall, thing I'll promise me. You get
bald, she gets fat, and everyone's
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Come on, get with it, Chach. See ya.
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Now, you've been giggling and looking at
me strangely all night long. Tell me
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what it is. Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
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How would you like me to polish your
face? All right, okay.
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Danny! Come on!
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All right, all right, all right, all
right, come on.
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Somebody in this house is going to get
Chachi's ID bracelet.
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Me? No, your father. Of course, you.
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Johnny, could we be alone for a minute?
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Sure.
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Johnny, would you mind waiting in your
room until we're done?
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Not him and you.
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Us. Him and me. All together. Me. You
got it? Got it. Hey, sure, I've been
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thrown out of better places.
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Uh -huh. I've been thrown out of worse
places. Uh -huh. I've been thrown out of
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a lot of places. I don't know. I don't
like.
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He's a nice kid. Yeah.
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Johnny. Yeah.
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You look darn cute tonight.
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Thanks.
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We didn't see a lot of each other for
quite some time now. Yeah?
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Yeah, and I was thinking that it was
time we made an important step in our
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relationship.
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Life is funny.
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Remember last summer at the lake when
you said that because I've been chasing
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you since I was a little kid that I may
have missed out on dating a lot of other
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girls? Uh -huh.
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And I said that I didn't care about
that? Yeah.
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I was wrong.
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What?
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Well, it's no big thing.
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I figure I'm going to try and date other
girls, and of course, you'd be free to
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date other guys.
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This way, we'd be really sure about each
other. We'd be more confident,
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stronger, closer, happy. What do you
think?
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Upset? Upset!
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Are you kidding? I was going to call you
tomorrow and tell you the same thing.
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Well,
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you're really taking this well.
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crying and carrying on.
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I'm proud of you. Thank you.
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See you around.
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You know, this is going to work out
great for the both of us.
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messages for you in the last half hour.
Irene, Debbie, Cindy, Linda, Kathy.
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Boy, you are hot as a pistol.
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I'm sick of all those girls.
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I made a terrible mistake.
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I never should have broken up with
Joanie.
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Hold on. Stand here.
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Joanie and I are never going to get back
together.
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We're never going to get married.
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Never going to have little Arcolas.
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My life is ruined, Al.
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Good score, Chuck.
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Hey, Al.
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Listen, I've got to come by and pick up
some of those sodas for basketball. I'll
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go get them.
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Listen, come here.
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It's really hard.
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You're a coach. Get the team up for the
big game. Go over and talk to them. Puff
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them up. Get them back in the big game
of life. You know what I mean? Here.
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ever go get a drink, so God.
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No, Chuck.
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Whenever I'm down, I like to think back
on some of those great 17th century
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philosophers. I mean, men like Hobbes.
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Hobbes! He was one of the greatest
thinkers of all time.
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Now, he believed that fate alone could
dictate a man's life.
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Anything that's going to happen is
already happening.
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There's nothing you can do about it.
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That's a pep talk?
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I'm sorry, all right?
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Oh, and Chuck.
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I believe it was Augustine who said, the
stoic conception of fate is mistaken,
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since angels and men have free will.
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Now that was Hobbes. Hobbes believed
just the opposite. Good, Raj.
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Say hi to the guys for me.
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getting it together, you know? You're
putting a damper on business.
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You're putting a damper on my heart.
Will you please go and make up with
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But I tried to call.
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She won't even come to the phone.
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She won't even come to the phone.
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Look at me.
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You want to make up with a girl, you've
got to do it eyeball to eyeball.
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Maybe Hobbs was right when he said we're
all on the hen's page.
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You're getting advice outside the family
now?
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make up with Joanie, will you please?
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And do me a favor and tell this Hobbs
guy to mind his own business.
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The man is dead.
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I'm truly sorry.
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Chachi! Chachi!
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Chachi!
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Listen to me, Chachi.
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There's this woman that I care very much
about.
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And I let her slip through my fingers.
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And I've regretted it ever since.
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None of you want to end up like me.
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It worked.
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Come in.
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Oh, hello, William. Nice seeing you
again.
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And Joanie will be down in a minute.
Hello, Mr. Cunningham.
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where's your charming wife?
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Well, she's spending some time with her
mother.
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You see, once a year, she goes over
there and her mother tells her what a
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mistake it was to marry me.
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I make a weekend out of it.
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My, you sure do have a winning sense of
humor.
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Golly, thanks.
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Joanie!
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William's here!
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Excuse me, I gotta take care of these
dishes.
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Don't wanna get the little woman?
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Oh, sir.
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Mr. C, I'm back.
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And everything's going to be back to
normal.
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Where's Joanie? We've got a lot of
talking to do.
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Well, she'll be down in a minute,
Chachi.
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Why don't you go in the living room and
wait, huh? Right.
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All right, Joanie.
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I'm here. Come on, doll. Let's get this
thing settled right now.
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I'm having a little problem with my
girlfriend. We're going to settle this
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right now.
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Who are you?
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Farnsworth. I'm Joanie's date for this
evening.
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Has she seen you before?
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Georgie, what are you doing here? Never
mind what I'm doing here.
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What is we, Willy Winky, doing here?
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Bill? Yeah, Bill.
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Oh, hi, Bill.
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Well, Bill's taking me out to dinner
tonight. We're going to Chez Antoine. Be
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still, my heart.
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Lover boy here is in pain.
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You're getting very repetitive, you
gloomy Gus.
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All right, Josh, come on.
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Let's go. Get up.
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Come on, boy. Get up.
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Here we go. Right through the hoop. Here
we go.
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How could you let that guy in the house?
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How could you make my daughter cry?
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She cried over me?
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Now he's happy.
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Come on.
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This guy, Bill, is probably taking all
those fancy places.
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Places I can't afford.
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You think the Chez Antoine place is
something special?
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Let's put it this way. Any place that
starts with the name Chez, right?
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Got small portions, big bucks.
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Maybe she just said she's going there to
make me jealous.
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Maybe she's not going there at all.
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Terrific. Why don't you go down there
and see if she shows up?
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That's an idea.
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Stupid idea. Sit down. That's a great
idea, Fonz. This way I can keep my eye
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her. And if she sees me, I'll just say,
uh, I'll just say I forgot she was going
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to be there tonight.
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And then I go there in life. See ya.
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I'm not going, but you're going alone.
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Wear glasses.
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You taught me how to ride my first two
wheeler, Fonz.
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What are you talking about? What does
that have to do with anything?
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Nothing. I'm desperate.
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All right, all right. Two questions.
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One, you really want to do this?
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Two, who's paying?
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Yes, and me.
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The decision is this. Let's go.
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Mr. Sandwich, Antoine, can I borrow a
tie?
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You can't borrow his tie. Why?
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The man's got a much bigger neck.
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Bonsoir.
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Good evening and welcome to Chez
Antoine, restaurant of romance.
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Arrows for the lady.
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Oh, Bill, how sweet.
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And of course, champagne.
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Just our love stick for two?
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Ah, by all means.
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It is there for the world famous potato
passionel.
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What's that?
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Passion potato.
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It sounds wonderful.
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Oh, for sure.
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Francois, music a la tableau six.
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You know they have a dance floor.
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Oh, I'd love to. The guys at my
fraternity call me Mr.
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Rumba.
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mean anything, buy it.
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We do have a dress code.
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Hey, I hope you feel better.
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Free ties. Look at this.
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I don't know if I was naked. It's
wearing. They don't mean it.
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Are we reservation for two?
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Arcola?
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Yes, our cola.
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And where's the young lady?
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Oh, no, there's no young lady.
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Only another young gentleman.
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Well, Che Antoine opens his doors for
all types.
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What does he mean by types?
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I don't know.
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Sit down before we see him. I'll take
care of him.
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There you go.
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That faux pas.
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No, I don't care what brand it is. He
don't drink it.
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Fun.
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I taste them at the very nice
restaurant.
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Comfy, you know. Fun.
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Yeah, I think I'm going to bring a date
here.
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Fun. I don't see Joanie anywhere. Oh,
you look at this menu?
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What's up?
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Love steak.
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Passion potato.
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It does not sound like food two guys eat
together.
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Did you notice that we're the only
people in here?
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That aren't boy -girl?
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Types. I just got it.
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Let's get out of here. Oh, Fonzie, he
has a dick with types. I'll hold my hand
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and heal you crazy.
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I'll tell you something.
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Let's just get out of here, all right?
What are we going to do? Tell Joanie we
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come here often?
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This is more uncomfortable than I
imagined. This has got fiasco written
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it. Let's take our free ties and go
home.
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Dad, you are Fonzie. What are you doing
here? We were supposed to have a date
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tonight. How'd you know I was here?
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Mr. Cunningham told me where to find
you. Now, what am I supposed to do with
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eight -course dinner I made for you
tonight?
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00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:31,770
Johnny, under the table. Right. Where'd
you go? You didn't say anything. Let me
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tell you something. That dinner was for
tomorrow night.
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No, it was for tonight. I'm talking
tomorrow night. But what's the
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00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,430
The difference is I have never stood up
a girl in my life. This lady has the
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days wrong. It was tonight.
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Sweet lips, I'm talking tomorrow night.
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Would you listen to that?
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Some people just don't know how to
behave at the better places.
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Why isn't he wearing a tie?
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Fonzie! It's your case.
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00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,100
Injury and I were just sitting here
having a great time while we're not
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I make him a beautiful eight -course
meal, and I found him sitting here with
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some... Frances here, I will get you a
fresh cloth.
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Oh, Frances!
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00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,840
Hi. Hi.
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Yeah, I got my keys when I was here last
week.
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I don't know what it is.
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I can't stay mad at you. I understand.
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I am stuck.
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00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,750
Why don't you go out to the car, keep
everything hot.
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You spy on me.
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He spy on me.
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Would you keep it down?
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You do care, huh?
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00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,920
Oh, yeah.
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I cared all along.
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00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:04,260
Me too.
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00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:05,960
Wait a minute.
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00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:15,560
Are you saying that I spent $38 here and
you're interested in that guy?
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00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,260
I'm sorry, Bill.
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00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,180
Well, sorry, my Aunt Minnie.
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00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:25,730
are wonderful here to drive you home.
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00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,030
Can you call that a Windsor knot?
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00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:34,850
I would like a doggy bag.
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00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,350
In Paris, the doggies fend for
themselves.
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00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,450
How you doing, huh? Chirping away, huh?
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00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:57,370
You're a little lovebird. Still
miserable, right?
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00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:58,910
I wasn't miserable.
333
00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:00,370
I survived.
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00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:01,689
Oh, really?
335
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:05,890
Well, I survived better. Hey. You know
how many women I went out with? I can do
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00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,730
it on my own. Oh, really? I don't need
you.
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00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:10,750
Kids, I got no time for this. There's a
woman in the car with hot food. You
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00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,750
understand?
339
00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:14,950
You were crazy because she was dating.
You cried your eyes out because she was
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00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:16,090
dating. You know everything.
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00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:17,890
You're back together again. Nice.
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00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:20,250
Hey, Max. Get over here. A little table
music, huh?
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00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:24,380
Isn't that lovely, huh?
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00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,780
And second thought, Matt, to the cough.
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00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:43,100
Love steak for two, avec potatoes
passionnales.
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00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,040
Yeah, all right.
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00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:46,540
To number five.
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00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:58,880
as he said. It's all true.
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00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:00,660
Every word of it.
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00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:06,060
You know, Joni, my going out with other
girls was a good idea.
351
00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:07,620
Oh, really?
352
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,480
Yeah, because I found out I don't want
to.
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00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:14,500
I was right to chase you all those
years.
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00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,440
I'm glad you came here tonight.
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00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:18,660
Me too.
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00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:20,660
Yeah.
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00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:36,670
Johnny, you got any money?
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00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:46,910
The lovely half -carat princess -cut
heart pendant.
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It could just make all other shavers
obsolete.
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00:23:13,580 --> 00:23:16,340
You're going to pop in on an old friend
of mine. Gordon, what are you doing
368
00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:18,180
here? Hello, Bea Smith. How are you?
369
00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,820
Come on in. You have to take off your
shoes, though. It's only kind of a
370
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:24,480
Japanese thing. She's the perfect woman.
Even your trash cans are beautiful.
371
00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:25,740
Let me make you a sandwich.
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00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,960
Sandwich? I don't want to be rude, Bea,
but I've got something a little more
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00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,920
interesting for a woman of style like
you. Campbell's Select Italian Style
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00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:35,920
Wedding Soup. It has spinach in it,
pearl pasta, and little meatballs. It
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00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,020
great. There's lots of other delicious
varieties.
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00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:39,820
They're as good as this. I'm in.
377
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:41,480
Cheerio. Thanks for coming by.
378
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,160
Dad, this is dumb.
379
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,199
It's go time.
380
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,200
Oh, boy.
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00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:49,100
Here's one way to take computer help.
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Target in sight.
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00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,980
Can I help you?
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00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:01,700
Not a word of this to your mother.
385
00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:03,260
Hang on.
386
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,240
Here we go.
387
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,400
What do you want from me? I want you to
make it.
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00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,080
Go away.
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00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:16,910
Please. Don't go there. Go down. Hey,
there's a reason people gave Dell an A
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00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:22,510
First, Dell makes rock -solid PCs you
can count on. Then, they stand behind
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Right now, get a huge flat -panel
display and an Intel Pentium 4 processor
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this dimension desktop.
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00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:32,830
It's just $699 after mail -in rebate.
Plus, you'll get free shipping and a
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00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:52,960
Okay, kids, that's it. Say goodnight,
Charging.
419
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:54,700
Goodnight, Mr. C.
420
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,120
Goodnight.
421
00:25:56,620 --> 00:26:02,460
Hold it up.
422
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,080
Hold it up. Hold it up.
423
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,640
The engineer here has got a little
message for you, don't you, huh?
424
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,760
I want you to say everything that's on
your mind.
425
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,660
Shoot. Okay.
426
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,840
Fonzie was right. I made the mistake.
Our dinner was for tomorrow night, not
427
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,220
tonight. I told you.
428
00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:20,420
I told you.
429
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,640
I've never stood up a girl in my life,
huh?
430
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,600
Hey, Max, give them a shot, will you?
431
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:28,440
As you were.
432
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:29,920
Upstairs.
433
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,300
I'll call you as soon as I get home.
434
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,600
I'll run up and wait by the phone, okay?
435
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,300
Night, Mr. C. Night, Chachi.
436
00:26:41,740 --> 00:26:43,060
Mr. C., can I ask you something?
437
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,520
Did you like that Bill Farnsworth guy
better than me?
438
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:53,660
Chachi, Joanie loves you, and that's
what counts. No, no, go ahead. I can
439
00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:58,520
it. Well, he was a nice dresser, polite,
sophisticated,
440
00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,740
mature, and he's wealthy.
441
00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:03,540
He has his own apartment.
442
00:27:03,980 --> 00:27:04,980
I like you better.
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Coming up next, it's the Brady Bunch.
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Well, Johnny Bravo didn't get any of
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have a little something called
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