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Hi, Rich.

The reason why I haven't written in so long is because Touch and I went through

a lot of rough times this summer.

Anyway, during this summer, we took a lot of home movies.

So I thought I'd send them to you along with this tape. So start the tape and

the movie at the same time, okay? This letter happens to be from my old gang,

the Falcons. Oh, yeah?

Am I crazy or written in blood? Of course it's written in blood. It's

traditional. You know, it ain't jump out, you know?

They're having their first reunion in ten years.

I'm gonna have a baby!

You go to Jefferson High, you wouldn't by any chance know a doll named Chachi

Arcola, would you?

Do we know Chachi Arcola? Boy, how well we do know Chachi Arcola. I was with him

Fourth of July night. We had the most Marvy time.

This could get ugly.

Uh -huh.

The warmongers all figure we got some old scores to even.

We invite you to settle up.

Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. The weekend comes, my cycle hums. Ready to

you.

These days are ours.

I've been free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. You're so right. It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all these flowers.

That's Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

You sure you guys want to go through with this?

You know the question, Ronco, is whether they want to go through with it.

Sure we do.

You know the rules?

Yeah, we know the rules.

Play ball!

What is this? Let's open up a game. We're going to spend two years in jail.

We're going to do this. If this don't work, then we rumble, right?

Stupid sissy sports. I was never good at sports. Do you guys want to rumble?

That's right.

just like old times. We didn't need to play ball. We just should have stomped

them in the first place.

This was really stupid.

I shouldn't have done this.

I can't go around banging heads anymore.

I don't know how to break this to you. Try.

I'm a married man.

Get out of here.

Okay.

Expression, you know, like old times.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

It's been four years.

I own an auto supply store.

Don't kid him. I've even got a kid.

Let me see this. Take a gander at Rocco Jr.

Would you look at her? She is the spitting image of your wife.

Yeah.

When I think about what could have happened to me tonight, it can't be Joe

Palooka. I got responsibilities.

What's so funny about that?

Rocco, I got responsibilities too.

Check this.

I own a garage.

Part ownership in Arnold's. When I'm in a car, I wear my seatbelt.

And I am a teacher of Odom and Kix at Jefferson High School.

Get out of here. I will not. I live here.

So what did we fight about tonight?

Something silly, right?

We always fought over something silly. Silly.

I don't want to do that no more. I don't want to fight for no reason, you know?

I mean, if I'm going to fight, I want it. I'll win.

I want it to mean something, you know? I want it to matter.

That's how I feel.

What happened to us, Sponge?

Did we get normal?

Don't you say that one.

We're not normal.

We grew up, that's all.

I don't want to be like the warmongers for the rest of my life, 17 years old

forever.

We've got some distinction.

Some class to our personalities now.

Yeah, Fonz, I like that.

I better get going.

I gotta get up early tomorrow and take Rocco Jr.

to ballet class.

I can't wait till I can do that.

see your kids sometime, all right?

Yeah.

You know, there's some things that don't change.

You'll always be the Fonz.

That kind of cool never dies.

Get out of here.

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No one chance of survival.

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Chocolate. Mmm, peanut butter.

Hey,

you got chocolate on my peanut butter.

You got peanut butter on my chocolate.

That was good.

Really good.

Yeah, I like this.

Two great tastes that taste great together.

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Good old -fashioned peanut butter.

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Before you knew it, Labor Day was right around the corner.

Fonzie and Alicia were seeing a lot of each other.

She definitely doesn't think he's... normal anymore.

Being the bright guy Roger is, he finally figured out a way to keep up

Corinne.

Well, almost.

And at last, Jenny got a guy to notice her.

Too bad it was routine.

He wasn't exactly the hero she had in mind.

Chacha and I still weren't back together.

But you know me. I hardly let it bother me anymore.

And we just couldn't seem to get Dad interested in anything.

Except the Braves. By the end of the summer, even I knew their starting

I haven't been to a Braves game since I was nine.

Did you eat that much then?

No, I didn't get a chance to.

At the bottom of the third, my father tried to push me out of the upper deck.

I thought it was an accident until he took me on a roller coaster.

Sure, you deserve it.

Okay, Hank, come on, show them where you live. Yeah.

Roxy, I got a confession to make to you.

You know, I wasn't going to hire you, but now that the summer's over...

Well, I'm glad I did. You did well.

I still feel kind of bad about that shellac incident.

No, that's all right. I got it all out of my hair. I was saying you did well.

Well, you're Richie's best friend, and I know that your parents had some

difficulty helping you finance your graduate school.

So I just wanted to tell you that if you want to keep on working part -time at

the store, you can for as long as you want.

Mr. C.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

Well, you've earned it, Otzi.

Let go now.

I'll see you, sweetheart.

I'm off to the ballgame. Oh, no, you don't, Howard.

Marion, the Cubs are in town. This is no time to get frisky.

Your season is over. Now, I have been more than patient with you. Come and sit

down. All right, but make it quick. I want to get to the game early before the

hot dogs become cold dogs.

You're scaring yourself in baseball.

Well, sure, it's the national pastime, and I love the game. Besides, the Braves

are only 19 games out.

You are trying to escape from the fact that you're going to be a grandfather.

You're upset about the baby.

That is a terrible thing to say to me, Marion.

Accusing me of not loving my own little future grandchild.

What am I, a monster?

Of course not.

You're just shocked that you're going to be a grandfather.

But, Howard, you're not old.

I'm almost 50.

50? That's middle age.

Really? How many people do you know who are 100?

Oh, Marion, it all happens so fast.

Yesterday, you and I were necking in the rumble seat of my father's hubmobile,

and today we're grandparents.

Howard, baby, it's not going to make us older.

It's going to make us younger.

We can relive all those moments when Joanie and Richie were babies, when they

first walked.

Richie stepped on my new fez.

And when they first talked.

Joanie's first word was hardware.

And maybe it will be nice to have a little baby around again to hug and to

tickle and to kiss and go coochie -coochie -coo.

It will be wonderful, won't it, Mary?

It will.

Let's call your dad and see if we can get the hotmail bill for tonight.

All right, everybody, come on, get big, girls. Labor Day picnic hamburgers. They

are delicious.

Okay, here we are. Oh, Mr. C, get alive.

Here we go.

And one for somebody else. You're eating two, huh?

Hi, Corinne.

Hi. How come you're not out swimming?

Well, I got to thinking and I decided I'm overtraining.

Oh, yeah?

So I'm looking for a little recreation.

Oh, well, how about a little tennis?

No. A little ping pong?

No.

A little, uh, whammo -bammo?

Yeah.

That's going to burn.

Ma, look.

Yes? The summer's over.

You're going home tomorrow. Now, why can't we just have a nice time?

I'll be your socks.

Oh, thank goodness. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take my socks

off right over here. Now, you like that?

Here's the socks coming off. There. And I'm going to walk... Uh -huh. Oh,

my goodness.

Oh, you have such a sensitive skin.

When you were a little boy, I put a lot of olive oil in your little boom -boom.

Ma.

We, uh... We no get along too good this summer, no?

Ma, don't say that.

We just had a miserable time, that's all.

We did have some nice times.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe too much.

No.

Yes. Why?

You little boy, you're so kind, you're so sweet, you're so loving. To me,

nobody, no woman, nothing is good enough for you.

I love you too much. Oh, Ma.

Thank you.

I love you too.

Go put on your socks.

Johnny, school starts tomorrow.

I'll be passing you in the hallways.

I'll see you in the classroom. It'll drive me crazy.

Tough cookies.

I'm glad we had this conversation.

This is my last shot.

I don't know what else to say.

I'm sorry.

But I can't take this anymore.

Fine.

Look, would it help if I said I wouldn't look at any other girls? Yes.

Fine, then I won't look at any other girls. You're lying.

Yes.

I am.

It'd be crazy to say that.

Everybody looks at a pretty girl, Joni. Yeah.

Just tell me what I have to do to get us back together again.

Well, you can stop making promises you can't keep.

All right.

No more promises.

I promise.

See?

Look, I know what I did is wrong.

I was stupid. I was dumb. I was foolish. I was an idiot.

You can stop me anytime.

No, you're doing fine.

Listen, I've been thinking about this a lot.

You've been chasing me ever since you were a little kid, which was last year.

You finally caught me.

Yeah.

You missed out on dating a lot of different girls.

Maybe deep down you resent that.

Or maybe you're just too immature to have just one girl. No, I'm not.

All right, then why'd you go for that Terry?

Because she was here and you were a weenie heaven, that's why. Oh.

All right. All right, I was immature.

Happy now?

But I can grow.

And I don't mean taller.

Or fatter?

You know what I mean.

I'm sure.

A lot could happen between now and then.

It'll be worth it for me to try.

Worth it to you?

You'll have to give me some time to think about it.

We've all been together for so long.

True as friends no matter right or wrong.

Changed direction and our point of view.

But you, you're the best.

You're the one.

The one I can turn to.

Every time and every place Everywhere I

look I see your smiling face Sometimes I'm so

all alone And sometimes I'm confused And sometimes I just

close my eyes I think of you It's so funny how the feelings

change

Looking forward as the summer fades.

It's so funny, nothing stays the same.

But you, you're the best.

You're the one, the one I can

turn to.

Every time, and every place.

Everywhere I look I see your smiling face.

Sometimes I'm sore.

And sometimes I refuse.

Sometimes I just close my eyes and think of you.

Every time.

Sometimes I'm through, and sometimes I'm confused.

Sometimes I'm...

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What do you want from me? I want you to make... Go away.

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Mom, we're going to have to postpone this wedding.

There's the church music and the florist, the bridesmaid's dressing. Do I

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We've got 11 months.

We can do this.

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You do a little dance to make the tears stop.

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Well, Rich, it's fall already and everything's settled down to its normal

craziness here.

Lori Beth is living in your room?

I've never seen Dad so happy.

I'm not sure whether it's because of Mom, being a grandpa, or the fact that

Packers are undefeated.

Oh, we had great times, great songs, and I went crazy over Chachi.

Fonzie? Well, he might have matured a lot, but he's still the same old Fonz.

Thank goodness there's still a lot of boy left in him.

Richie, we miss and love you a lot.

Your favorite sister, Tony.

Next on the Brady Bunch, Marsha Brady's two -step guide to persuasion and

negotiation. Step one, say, I'm not budging. Step two, give up and accept

fate. It's episode 95, Room at the Top.

Stay tuned.