All language subtitles for happy_days_s08e19_rc_lb_forever

Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

These days are our happy days.

These days are our happy days.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

Nothing can hold me when I hold you.

It's all right. You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

this. The fried eggs and bacon form two
eyes and a mouth.

Oh, that just reminds me of Richie and
his little round face.

Morning, Marion.

Morning, dear. Morning, Tony.

Morning, Daddy.

Morning.

Hey, what are you cooking up? They're
not going to let Khrushchev into

Disneyland. Oh.

want anything special?

Mm -hmm. Bring some money back.

You always complain about the grocery
bill. You're the biggest eater.

I am not the biggest eater, Marion.

Just so happens that Jiminy Crickets.
Mom, I think you're hurt.

Laurie Beth!

For goodness sake, how long have you
been standing there?

Laurie Beth?

Are you in there?

There's a letter in her hand, Howard.

It's like your mother holding a bottle
of gin.

Looks like it's from Richie.

I'm getting married.

We know that, dear, to Richie. Yes, we
know.

No, I'm getting married in two weeks.

Richie wants to get married as soon as
possible. The army's getting real

He's tired of dancing at the canteen
with Ralph.

Richie's working on a top -secret base.
Even Bob Hope hasn't been there.

Wow.

You won't get to leave for a year. I'll
have to fly up there.

Well, we'll all fly up to Greenland with
you. Yeah. No, Mom, it's a restricted

base. Only wives are allowed.

Oh. Oh.

You mean we won't even go to our son's
wedding?

Well, he promised me I could be his
bridesmaid. Oh, all my life I've waited

our children's wedding.

Well, no, that's too selfish of me. The
important thing is that our son is

marrying a wonderful, wonderful girl.

That's what counts.

Now, don't anybody be alarmed. I'm going
to start to cry now.

Yes?

Cunningham, Howard Z?

Yes? You got a son, Cunningham Richard
J?

Captain John Slaughter, U .S. Army.

Would you like some coffee, Captain?

Oh, thank you, ma 'am. Very nice of you.
Get in, please.

Thank you, sir. Oh, this is Laurie Bath.

Oh, you're the one for whom Private
Cunningham requested a visitor's pass.

Yes, sir.

And this is my daughter, Joni, and her
boyfriend, Chachi Arcola.

Why aren't you in the Army?

I'm in high school.

See? Army.

You can choose your own job.

The best one is, uh...

What do they call those things? They're
made of armor. They got a big gun

sticking out of them.

Tanks. You're welcome.

Oh, we all love that one down at the
recruiting station.

Captain, what about the visitor's pass?

Right.

The sign is... Lines 1 -2 -3 - and 9.

Three copies.

Why are they...

copies. One for you, one for the army,
and one we destroy so the Russians won't

get it.

Here you are, Captain.

Thank you, ma 'am.

Please sit down. Thank you, ma 'am.

And you're a lucky little lady, since
the base is restricted, only wives are

allowed to visit. I know.

It's funny, I never thought I'd ever get
married in Greenland.

You're not married yet?

No, not yet.

Then you can't get clearance.

You just said the wives could get on the
base. The wives can, but she's not a

wife yet.

Well, do you have a chapel on the base?
Yes, 20 pews.

Well, then she'll fly up there and get
married in the chapel. She can't get on

the base to get married in the chapel
because she isn't married yet. Well,

is ridiculous. It's beginning to sound
like Abbott and Costello. Who's on

I don't know. Third base. Wait a minute.

Now, look, this is getting a little out
of hand.

Now, what's the big problem? Private
Cunningham is on leave in a year.

Oh, we can't wait a year.

Yeah, he's stuck up there with Ralph
Mouth. Oh, that Mouth boy.

He's the one who tried to go AWOL by
mailing himself to his mother.

Isn't there anything we can do, sir? I'm
sorry.

Move it. Oh.

Rules are rules. You make one exception
and a nation crumbles, as you were.

Too bad this isn't the old west. In
those days, if a man and woman were

they'd get married by means of proxy.

And why don't you tell me something I
don't know, you know?

I don't know that. Why don't you tell
me... You see, Fonz, in those days, if a

man couldn't attend his own wedding,
what they would do is he would send a

-in, a representative, proxy, if you
will. If you will what?

You see, Fonz, they would continue on
with the wedding and everything would be

completely legal.

All right, the question is, is it legal
today?

I see no reason why it wouldn't be.
Well, why can't we... do that? We could

a minister right here in our own home,
and then somebody could stand in for

Richard, and after the marriage, you
would be allowed to go to Greenland.

I'll tell you something else we could
do.

We get a phone, right? We call Richie
up, and he calls us. We got him right

for the ceremony.

Okay, now assuming this is legal, and I
think it is, only one question remains.

Who is going to be Richie's proxy?

You like to be Richie's proxy?

Yes, please.

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Families are decorating.

Santa Claus is beating up the gunman.

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Mom, I'm overwhelmed.

We're going to have to postpone this
wedding.

How about something to eat? The church
music, the florist, the arrangements.

Okay. And then what about the
bridesmaids dresses?

Now, do I have to include Cousin Ruth?
Katie, we've got 11 months.

We can do this.

And getting David's family to cut their
mullet?

Put it on the list.

It's that extra goodness in Sarah Lee
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I'll get it! I'll get it! I'm coming!

Coming!

Oh, thank heaven, the cake!

You are an hour late!

Sorry, ladies, Saturdays are crazy.
Everybody thinks they're the only affair

town. Why does that cake say Happy Bar
Mitzvah Herbie?

Our name is Cunningham. Is that a bar
mitzvah name?

I want to know a customer's... I'm
sorry, lady. Sorry? Well, let's cut the

mustard, bucko.

Marion.

Marion, what is going on down here? The
wedding is a disaster.

Fix it.

Happy Bar Mitzvah Herbie?

What if we take a little bride and stick
it next to the bar mitzvah boy?

What if we take it back and fix it?

That's another choice.

That's the choice you're going to make.
I got some stuff in the truck. I'll have

it fixed right up.

Why aren't you dressed?

Well, I washed some things and I wanted
to dry them by the oven. Well, will you

please hurry up? There are going to be
people here any minute.

He went on a psychology field trip with
his school, and the bus broke down just

outside Chicago.

Well, who's going to sing?

Well, there's always Al.

We'll play a record.

I've got to finish dressing. Will you
guys please answer the door for me? Oh,

it'll be a pleasure, Mr. C. Hey, Mr. C.
What?

Just think.

Maybe someday you'll be getting dressed
for Joanie's wedding.

To someone I know real well.

I hope you're invited.

Thanks a lot.

is with my body.

I'm not wearing it, you don't. That's
okay with me. Johnny, will you get in

and help me?

Good morning.

Hi. I'm Reverend Dan. I never heard of
you. I'm Roger Phillips. This is Chachi

Arcola. What is the silliest thing I
ever heard?

you a hundred times that you don't dry
clothes in the oven.

When did you start wearing a bra?

Daddy!

She, uh, set her bra on fire.

A lot of people do that now.

Must be Richie.

No, no, no. I'm Marion's nephew, Roger
Phillips.

Oh. Well, then you must be Richie. Oh,
no, no. My name is Chachapola.

Oh.

You're Richie? No.

Oh, thank God.

Excuse me.

You've never seen Richie?

Well, Lord.

Beth did send us a very nice picture of
Richie, but before it got to us, the

insects had eaten its face.

We have African flies that could carry
away a house.

Where is Richie anyway? I'm so anxious
to meet him. Oh, Richie's in Greenland.

You mean he skipped out on my daughter?

No, he's being married by phone. Lori
Beth didn't tell you.

Well, we were in Nairobi when the
message reached us. It had to be relayed

jungle drums.

They must have dropped a beat.

Beth, or is she phoning it in, too? Oh,
no, no. She's right upstairs getting

ready. First door on your left. Oh, I
can't wait to see her.

Those were Lori Beth's parents?

Yeah. Why didn't you introduce me?

Oh, Al, I'm sorry. Look, when they come
down again, I'll introduce you, okay?

She thought I was Richie. I know.

You should have introduced me. I'm
sorry.

You're a vision of loveliness.

I got so nervous, I started to dress
last night.

I slept standing up.

You are not the one getting married.
Now, what are you so nervous about?

Well, I'll tell you. You know, I'm
standing in for my good friend, right? I

don't want to mess up.

Are you listening to yourself, huh?

The Fonz messed up?

Yeah. Yeah.

So beautiful.

Well, where are the Cunninghams?

Richie? Roxy.

Wouldn't it be beautiful if Richard
actually were here? Like he'd come in

door, he'd sweep Lori Beth off her feet,
carry her over the threshold.

I'm here.

I didn't think I'd make it, but I jumped
on that plane and I am here.

Oh, he's here.

Oh, I'm so sorry,

baby. No, no, excuse me.

Excuse me, but that is not Richie.

He's one of Richie's friends, Patsy
Webber. Oh?

ever been this excited to see me.

I'll always remember this day.

Richie! Oh, Richie!

Oh, it's Richie. Well, Richard, what
kept you so long for calling?

Oh, he had to wait in line at the
barracks to use the phone.

Oh, Richard, are you eating all right,
dear? Are you wearing your thermal

underwear? You're not drinking out of
the other boy's canteen, are you?

You just go get the girls ready, will
you, please?

Rich!

How do you feel?

Oh, that's great. Now, look, I'm going
to turn you over to the Reverend

He's going to perform the ceremony.

Okay, hold on. Here you are. All right,
everyone. Come on now.

Hello,

Richard. How are you?

I haven't seen you since you shouted out
the baseball scores in church.

Yes, I forgive you.

Richard, are you ready to begin?

Fine. Here's your proxy.

Richie! How you doing, huh?

You excited? You nervous?

Yeah, me too.

I'm going to tell you something. I bet
you can't wait for her to get on that

bird to fly way up there to Greenland,
huh?

I bet you can't wait for tonight either,
huh?

Sorry, Red.

All right, Red.

Here we go. You ready?

Whoa.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Patsy's going to sing
as always. That's right.

Truly dear.

Life with its sorrow.

Life with its dear.

They become your parents.

Oh, they look happy, yeah.

And here comes your cousin, Raj.

Oh, Mrs. Allen, she tripped on the
stairs.

It's all right.

And there's Joanie, beautiful Joanie.

You ought to see her all in lavender,
you know.

I love you, Richie, and I miss you.

Richie, here she comes. It's
unbelievable.

She looks too good for words. Remember
that bike we saw in the window for $4

,000?

Think about that in a white dress, you
know?

She just walked out the door, Rich.

All right, look.

We're ready to go.

Her dad's putting her on my arm. She's
on my arm.

Good luck.

We are gathered here today in the sight
of God and of this gathering.

Marion, are you all right?

Something is missing.

Yeah, I feel the same way.

If any man can show just cause why they
may not be lawfully joined together, let

him speak now or forever hold his peace.

Yes, I'd like to say something.

All right, Richie, I think your father's
gone bonzo.

No, no, I haven't gone bonzo.

Forgive me, please, Laurie Beth.

Look, David and Emily, you flew all the
way here to be with your daughter on her

wedding day, and, well, we feel a need
to be with our son in some way, too, so

if this doesn't sound too crazy, I
wonder if you'd all indulge us for just

minutes while we go into the kitchen and
talk to our son on the phone in

private, huh?

I'm sorry.

Hey, let me tell you, it's not crazy.

I mean, we can amuse ourselves. You
know, Jenny will learn how to catch the

and practice supertoons.

This is your mother.

I'm sorry that we stopped the wedding,
but we wanted to talk to you, dear.

There's something that I was planning to
say to you when this day arrived, and I

thought I would be saying it to your
face.

Well, maybe I'd better let your father
go first, because I can't think what I

want to say.

Hi, Rich.

Yeah, hi, son. I'm very proud of you
today.

But then I've always been proud of you.
You know that.

I mean, since the day you were born,
you've always been a source of pleasure

pride to both your mother and myself.

Well, if I could say anything to you on
this day... Oh, I thought of what I

wanted to say. Oh,

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Richard, I guess what I wanted to say is
simply this.

In the past, your mother and I have
always been here when you needed us.

And now that you're getting married,
nothing has changed for us.

We're still your parents, and we're
still here, and we always will be here.

And we love you very much.

You have to remarry, of course.

Richard, this is your mother again.

I can't help thinking of the day that
you were born.

And the moment when the nurse put you in
my arms for the first time.

And somehow, I always feel that no
matter where you are or what you do,

always in my arms.

Richard, this little talk has made your
mother very happy.

Yeah, so what do you say we get...

Okay, everyone.

Thank you for your patience. We're ready
now.

You bet.

Here we go.

All right.

Richard, will you have this woman to be
your lawful wedded wife?

Do you promise to love her, comfort her,
honor and keep her in sickness and in

health so long as you both shall live?

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

We do.

Laurie Beth, will you have this man to
be your wedded husband?

Do you promise to love him, comfort him,
honor and keep him in sickness and in

health so long as you both shall live?

I do.

You lucky dog.

And now the ring to symbolize the
togetherness you will always share.

All right, I'm getting a ring now from
Chachi.

It's officially on her finger.

Yeah.

What next?

That's it.

By the power vested in me by the state
of Wisconsin, I now pronounce you

and wife.

You may kiss the phone.

Hello?

This is Mrs.

Richard Cunningham, and I love you.

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Good luck.

Mrs. Cunningham, Richard J.

Now you have lots of little commandos.

Hey, Lori Beth, are you ready, right?
You've got a rendezvous to go up there

keep my buddy Richie warm for the first
time in a year.

Boy, am I ready.

All right.

Whoa, this is heavy. If I didn't know
better, I figured you got Herbie's cake

here.

Let's move it.

Thank you, everybody.

Thank you.

Wonderful wedding.

Give me a kiss. I wish.

The Brady Bunch is next, so keep on,
keep on, keep on watching. The Silver

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So stay tuned for episode 88, Amateur
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