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Sunday, Monday, happy day. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours,

happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue, that nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

These happy days are yours and mine. Happy days.

Don't you get enough of this foolishness all day long?

Mr. Gantt -Bolo, this foolishness is going to get me a college scholarship.

College, big deal. It's a place where I got more bathrooms to clean.

Before I go, three things.

One, turn off the lights.

Two, lock up.

Chachi, is there any chance of our going to see a movie tonight?

A movie?

I thought you liked to watch me practice.

Yeah, about as much as you like to watch me do my nails.

Look, George, I have to practice so I can get a scholarship. I know, but every

night, it's boring.

You know why it's boring? Why?

Because you don't get involved.

All right, here.

Now stand right between me and the basket, all right, with your arms up. My

up?

Tickle, tickle. I'm not going to play. Come on, it's a joke.

All right. Put your arms back up. Ready?

All right, sweetheart, give me all your money. That's it. I'm not playing. I'm

sorry. It's a joke. I just put your arms back up. All right.

Tickle, tickle.

You ready? All right.

I blew right past you.

Anybody could.

You're right, Chachi. This is fun.

And you thought it was boring.

Now if you'll excuse me.

Hi, Jones.

Oh, hi, Jenny. How'd you know we were here? Mom said you had a date with

Where else would you be? What a great pair of legs. They're mine.

Hey, nice shot.

Want me to get you a bigger hoop?

Look,

Jenny, I'm trying to practice here, all right?

Now, I have to practice so I can get a scholarship.

We know.

Will you ladies sit down, please?

Hey, hi.

How you doing? All right.

I saw the lights on. Is this some kind of a team practice?

No. I'm just shooting some baskets.

Nothing important.

Oh, my name's Chachi. John. Hi, John. This is Jenny and Johnny.

Hi, John. Nice legs, too.

Jenny. Mr. John, want to shoot around a little bit?

Maybe a little one -on -one?

Sure. Can I one more? first? Yeah, go right ahead.

He's tall, but tall guys are usually pretty awkward, you know what I mean?

Right.

I think I'll take it easy on him.

I'm ready any time you are.

All right, John, let's do it.

Go ball, take it out.

Hey,

you're right. You're right. We can use him on the team.

I mean, with his size and speed, we can get to the state finals like that.

Let's go. What movie are we going to see?

What movie? I've got to tell the coach about John.

What's so important, Chuch?

I couldn't find you last night, Coach. I checked every place, even the hospital.

Where were you? I was at home.

I called your home. I wasn't answering the phone. Why not?

Yeah, I'm entitled to a little privacy, too, you know.

Oh.

You know what he was doing right now?

No. He had a date.

Look,

what's so important, Chuch? Okay, all right, question.

Now, what is the one thing our team needs to get to the state finals, huh?

need a center. We need some hype.

Exactly. Now, I was playing in the gym last night, right? Yeah. And this kid

that I've never seen before comes in and he tore me to... Well, he held his own

against me.

Is this kid tall?

Is he tall, coach?

This guy can kiss the moon. He's tall? He's a giant. He's tall?

It's nice here.

Everything's fine. Just a second. The furniture.

Sorry. Sorry, Al. Come on. What's all the excitement about?

She met someone tall.

I thought you were going with Joanie.

No, I thought you were talking about a guy who plays basketball.

Oh. Well, Al, we need you in the kitchen.

Why?

Clarence is trying to make hot chocolate in the toaster.

No, no, no. Take care of it. Come on. Let's go.

Lori Beth!

Chuck, does this kid go to Jefferson?

Well, he must.

I mean, he knew where the gym was.

Oh, this kid was unbelievable.

He shot from outside. He shot from inside. He was all over the court.

My cousin.

My colleague. How are you? Hi, Fonz. Hey, how you doing? This is John Bonnet.

He's a new student in my class.

At Jefferson?

No, no, no. At Bass.

Of course it's Jefferson. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome.

I'd like to introduce you to some people right here. This is the coach of the

basketball team, Roger Phillips. How you doing? My cousin, Chachi Arcola. Yeah,

we met last night.

Listen, John, how'd you like to welcome out for the basketball team? Yeah,

Chachi tells me you're quite a player.

Coach, there must be some kind of mistake.

I don't play basketball.

What are you talking about? I saw you.

All right, look, why don't you come by the gym this afternoon? We're having

practice. We'll get to the bottom of this thing, huh? No, coach. I think I'll

pass.

That's weird.

Boss, what do you know about him?

Oh, I know. I know he transferred here from another school.

He's in my class. I'm tutoring him to help him catch up.

You want to know his birthday, his blood type? I want to know why he was so

friendly to me last night.

And today he put the freeze on me.

I'll find out.

Hey, John.

Can I see your tallness over here, please?

I don't mind the shorts.

Okay,

I'll

try it.

Oh, hey, great, John. Glad to have you aboard, huh?

See you at practice, John.

I'll see you later.

All right.

Hey, fine.

Did you ask him why he claims he doesn't play basketball?

No, but he's got to have some, like, personal reason, right? You want me to

it out of him in the back?

You think we should?

I'm kidding!

Man, I get more laughs tickling Johnny.

out for our team. All right, Johnny, let's show them what you got. I found

I don't see why we need any new guys on the team, Coach.

We're pretty good right now, right?

Where do you see this guy playing?

He's the big man that we need.

All right, look, Johnny, get out there and take a couple shots.

Hey, Coach, like I told you, I'm not as good as Chachi Fix.

We'll see. Come on. Here we go.

Let her rip.

Oh, you're right, Chachi. This kid's really something.

Just give him a chance.

John, do me a favor and try a jump shot, will you?

practice in a bit. John, John, what are you doing?

Jump shot, jump shot.

I don't believe this.

I saw him play myself. Wait, then what's he doing? I don't know.

But there's something funny going on here.

I mean, he's holding back.

I played against him and he beat me.

Almost.

I'll tell you something, he is tall.

And he's fat. And he does move like an athlete.

Maybe. Ah, there is one guy who could get him to play. Who's that?

Tommy.

Tommy? Tommy doesn't even like him.

Exactly, Josh.

Johnny, come over here for a sec, will you? Yes, sir, coach.

You seem to be lacking in some of the fundamental skills that basketball

requires. I told you, can I go now? In a sec. Would you do me a favor first?

Okay. Tommy, over here.

Yeah, coach.

Would you go one -on -one with Tommy for me? Oh, hey, coach, this is pretty

cruel, huh?

That's what you want, coach.

That's exactly what I want. All right, you check her out.

Come on, John.

Let's go. Let's see some D now. Come on, let's see some D.

I mean, this kid could trip and hurt himself.

Or worse, he could fall on me.

Let me ask you something.

Do you dress yourself in the morning? I'll do a couple of guys. Come in and

me.

Ben, you got a big mouth.

You see, this is how it's done.

Yeah, I think I can do that.

Yeah, let's do it. Come on now.

Hey,

John. Looks like you've played this game before, huh? Oh, they tell you. About

four hours a day, coach. Look, we got a game on Friday. You think you can make

it? Hey, Coach, I'll be here on Thursday. All right, guys.

We're on our way.

Yeah.

Johnny.

Hi, Dad.

What are you doing here?

Get home now.

Come on. I want you home now.

Sorry, Coach, but like I said, I can't tell you, too.

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He had some veggies, Mr. Briggs.

So anyway.

His father comes into the gym, orders him home, and all of a sudden I lose my

star sinner.

Then why would he do that?

That's the most interesting part of the story.

Now, would anybody like some more rolls? Me, me, me.

We've never had rolls like this at Yale, I tell you. The dorm food there...

Roger, you were telling us a story.

Yeah, you want to finish it before I'm on Social Security?

Where was I?

Johnny's father came into the gym and chased him home.

Right. So anyway, I finally found out why.

Why?

On a hunch, I checked Johnny's medical records.

It seems that Johnny has epilepsy.

Oh.

I told you there was a very special reason why, huh? That's right. That's

Aunt Mary, this is the best meatloaf I have ever... Wait a second. Wait a

second. That's it?

Well, this is all I cooked, Howard.

I'm not talking about that, Mary. Marion, I'm talking about this boy,

You're willing to leave it at that?

Well, Howard, if he has this condition... Well, that doesn't mean

Marion. Matt McKechnie has epilepsy, and he's on our bowling team. Oh, I didn't

know that.

Well, what do you want him to do, sew it on his bowling chair?

He seems like such a nice man.

He is a nice man, Marion.

Now, look, I have talked to him about this.

And he tells me that exercise is good for most people that have this

Wait, look, I don't want to put a damper on what you're saying, Mr. T, but don't

they, you know, have those... Seizures. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're called seizures.

But usually they can be controlled with medication.

Matt's only problem is that when people find out what he's got, they get

hysterical. I'm not hysterical. I like the kids. Me neither.

Well, I was for a minute, but I'm not now.

Look, if this is true about the medication and everything...

Then I think somebody should talk to Johnny.

And maybe his father.

We're not talking somebody. We're talking me, Ray.

Well, Fonz, you are the only sensible choice.

Yeah, well, before I do anything, I'm going down to the library. I'm going to

read up on his epilepsy before I talk to his father.

You have a library card?

And that's for the whole library, not just the tutoring section.

No more games this week, right? All right, Friday night.

Well, I'm going to announce it. It's a tradition.

When did that become a tradition?

This year.

Hey, a tradition's got to start sometime.

See you guys.

Hey, Bonds. Yeah? I'm going to announce the game Friday night.

I'll be there anyway.

Good sense of humor.

Listen, did you want to talk to him?

Yeah, I talked to him. And?

I told him, you've got to promise your father you'll let your father talk to

Oh, Fonz, I don't think you should have put it quite that way. Why not?

His father looked like a pretty tough guy. And big.

Guys, what does big and tough mean to me, huh? Nothing. What are you talking

about?

Who's Fonzarelli?

You said big. You didn't say big.

Are you Fonzarelli?

That's right, I'm Fonzarelli.

You tall?

I'm John's father, and I'm pretty ticked off at you, pal.

Oh, yeah?

You got that book on epilepsy?

No, Fonz, but I could tell you anything you'd like to know.

I wasn't going to read it. I was going to stand on it.

I don't need any lectures on epilepsy from some shop teacher.

I've read all the books.

He's my son, and I don't want him taking any chances.

He's not taking any chances.

What did you say?

Nothing, nothing. It's better if you talk to one person.

Let's sit down anywhere you like.

Talk about John.

You know, this is much better here. We're eye to eye. Now, let's talk about

son. I'm glad you agree he's mine.

I'm not here to take your son away from you. I'm here talking about shooting

some baskets.

Shooting a few baskets? That's right.

What happens while he's shooting a few baskets? He has a seizure.

Look, I talked to the trainer. He knows how to handle it.

Okay, so the trainer handles it and my son's okay.

What happens afterwards?

After? After 2 ,000 people, all the kids he's gone to school with, watch him

have the seizure, and he has to face them the next day.

How does your trainer handle that?

Let me ask you a question.

Is John aware of all this stuff?

Sure. Yes, he is. I had a talk with him.

It's his life, and he wants to make a choice on how to live it.

Listen, I believe that he won't have a seizure.

If he does, he won't be ashamed of it. He told me that. And I agree 100%. I

think so, too.

But what do I know?

All his life, I've been trying to protect him. Me, I'm the one. Right. Now

everybody's coming down on me.

His mother.

Now you guys.

Sure, he can play. He can do anything he wants.

I'll sign your consent form. You won't regret this. Yeah, right.

But if anything happens to the kid, it's on your heads.

Go,

go, go!

Jefferson calls their final timeout.

Fillmore's leading 58 -57 with six seconds left on the clock.

We're down by one point. We've got six seconds left.

We've got to get the ball out to Chach. Chach, you take that ball and you drive

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John, you got it? What?

Oh, yeah, if I'm open, break to the back.

Something wrong, John?

No, I just wish my dad was here. He's here. He came in ten minutes ago.

When you got the ball in the low post, you were holding it down so those little

guys could steal it from you.

Can't do that. They're pretty good.

Look.

Try to take it.

Oh,

it's okay. We'll work on it tonight. Did you enjoy the game?

I loved it.

And you're not worried about what might happen?

No.

It doesn't really matter.

I'm real proud of you, son.

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Hey, can I take a shot?

Sure.

No, I never saw him that happy before. Dan, you were right.

Yeah, it's a gift.

Can I ask you something? Sure.

Do you ever make mistakes?

I overslept once.

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