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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my guy go hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours, happy days.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

Bye, y 'all.

Did you believe... Did you believe these were the last two costumes left in this

town? Chachi, everyone in Milwaukee must be going to this party tonight. What'd

you get?

Oh, that's what was left.

You guys going to a masquerade party? Oh, yeah. Al, this is the most important

social event this side of the prom. I was doubling with Jenny and her new

boyfriend, Bill Cotman.

How did Jenny know?

Everybody knows.

Jenny's been in here all morning with a bullhorn.

to the kitchen. You know, Clarence hasn't cooked a thing all day.

He's back there right now. He's making a woman out of jowl.

A man has no life.

She announced a date on a bullhorn? Now, Charlie, she gets carried away

sometimes. But I think she's calmed down by now.

Think so? Yeah.

Attention! Quiet, please, everybody.

Is there anyone here who doesn't know? who's taking me to the party tonight.

No.

Phil Cotman.

What's so great about Phil Cotman?

Well, he happens to be the captain of the football team.

Listen, we'll pick you guys up tonight because you're closer to the Pfister

Hotel, all right?

Oh, no, no, no. Didn't you hear? It's not being held at the hotel this year.

What? Jenny, we're going on a boat.

And we're going to cruise the lake in this boat.

I am desperately in love.

I'm going to the best party of the year. And I'm almost a cheerleader.

But the results weren't in yet. Oh, they're not. But listen, the only girl

up against is Arlene Rabinsky.

The one with the eyebrows that run across her entire face.

Wait. I think I see somebody that doesn't know about me and Phil.

She is a banana cake. You know that. She is really in love.

Uh -oh.

Here comes Captain Marvel.

Hi, Phil.

Yeah, he ducked just in time, too.

Boy,

that didn't take long.

Well, what did Mr.

Wright have to say?

Jenny?

Jenny, are you all right?

He dumped you.

That's okay, Johnny.

He, uh...

He was just making it clear that he's, uh, moving on.

Moving on?

Actually, he said, up.

He's a bum.

And he's taking Arlene Rapinski.

Chacha, we gotta get you another date. Come on, it's impossible.

It's almost five o 'clock.

Somebody special.

Somebody too good to be true.

She's gotta go with someone really great.

And it's got to look like Jenny turned down Phil for tonight.

Who do we know that sounds horrific?

Clarence!

Clarence! Snack time! Toss it!

All right.

Definitely one of the best jello women you ever met.

He's got it dancing in there, you know. Thank you very much.

Fonz, you look wonderful today.

Some things are just eternal, you know.

League of Teenage Lines.

Well, it's funny you should ask that question, Fonz.

Tell him, Trudge.

Fonz, we were going to kind of ask you a favor.

You know what, kid?

Hey, it's on now.

I have a primo day going here. I just found out I'm going to be interviewed by

Cycle Lake next month.

Anything you want, blank check. My ears are all yours.

Oh, thanks, Fonz. I'll go tell Jenny. Great.

When is she going to go tell Jenny? Oh, no big deal, Fonz.

Jenny got dumped by a guy. And you just agreed to be her date for tonight at the

masquerade party. See ya.

If just one person asked me to lay an egg, I'm walking out of here.

That's fine, ladies. Welcome aboard.

You're welcome, farm. It's welcome to the Jefferson High Masquerade Party. Now

behave yourselves or you'll be walking the plank.

Isn't he boss?

What's that priest doing here?

Drinking.

He's not really a priest. He's a captain of the boat. He wanted to get in the

spirit of things and wear a costume.

Oh, I see. Thanks a lot.

See you later. See you. Have a good time.

Oh, we will.

Oh.

Here comes Tarzan and Cheetah.

Johnny, that is simply an adorable costume. It makes you look even mousier

usual.

Well, you're looking good, too, Arlene.

Thank you. He shaved your forehead for the party.

Where's Jenny?

Don't tell me she couldn't make it.

Don't. Don't worry your little toy brain about it, Arlene.

Her date is parking the car. She has a date?

Some geek, no doubt. No doubt.

Oh,

what were you saying, dear?

Well, it's just, it's not... You'll have to speak up, Arlene. It's a little hard

to understand you with your foot in your mouth.

Vance, have you met, uh, Phil?

Cotman.

Oh.

You're the guy that was supposed to go out with, uh, Jenny over here, huh?

Well, you know... You know, she told me that the only reason she wanted to go

out with you was because sometimes, you know, she does charity work.

Now, look.

Hold your ground. It's very lovely that you came here and you brought your

little brother with you.

Listen, I'll see you later, all right?

Uh, Jenny, simple play.

You blew it, buzzard breath.

Can I refresh you with some fudge? I'd love some. You know,

likewise, I'm sure.

After you, you gorgeous thing.

talent show is Fonzie and Jenny.

What are you going to do, Fonz?

You've got to show them.

You've got to do something and keep them with a costume.

What are you going to do as a bride and groom?

Watch it.

All right, I'll tell you something.

You want to really show them?

Yeah. The guy's a priest, right? Yeah. All right, let's go and have a make

-believe wedding. All right, you up for this? I am. All right, let's do it.

Of course, that's true.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this young man and young lady.

And then Jenny said, you blew it, buzzer bear.

I'm telling you guys, you were great.

You're really a hero, Fonz. All in a day's work, right? You got to show the

nurse. All right, take it again.

Does that look real or what? Oh, it sure does.

You perform the ceremony?

Oh, no, no, the host kept the thing I did.

Captain Singer?

Yeah, he owns a boat. Yeah, he's just like a priest, you know. Let me see this

for a minute.

Uh, this Captain Singer, he performed the entire ceremony?

Yeah, I was best ducked. You were great, though. Thanks always.

Come on, I hate to be the bearer of ill tidings. Why is he talking about ill

tidings? I'm about to tell you. This guy is really a captain.

I hate to say this, but you and Ginny Piccolo might actually be married.

All right, no more dancing.

I want you to tell me very, very slow, with only one detail out.

Look, I'm not absolutely sure, but I studied pre -law in school. I think a

marriage performed on the high seas by the captain of the vessel is legal.

A marriage performed by a captain of a vessel on the high seas is legal,

We weren't on the high seas, Bob.

We weren't on the high seas. A little midget lake, you know. A little midget

lake, Michigan? It's international waters. It's the same thing, Bob. Lake

Michigan is international waters. It's the same thing, Chachi.

You should know better than to do something like that. Yeah, right.

A captain's got to know better than to do something like that.

He was drinking.

That's right.

That's right, I remember.

He jumped in the punch bowl and yelled, man overboard.

Hey, look, I still got some of those books. Let me go home and check. I might

wrong, but fine.

Law was one of my best subjects. What are you still standing here for? Go, go,

go, go, go.

you for two hours?

I went down to the library to double check.

Yeah, all right, fine. Now just tell me what it is. All right, look, I've got

some good news and I've got some bad news. Right, right, right. The bad news

I think you and Ginny Piccolo are married.

Well, in that case, Roger, the good news better be very, very, very, very good.

Well, the good news is I called Ginny's house. She wasn't home. But I talked to

her sister and I explained everything.

The way I got it figured, as soon as Ginny realizes what's happened here,

Fonz... The two of you will get a big laugh out of it. And you can get the

marriage annulled. Of course, I forgot to know. The sun will shine and the cows

will blossom. You understand.

You're going to understand.

Hey, hey, come on in here.

Hi, hubby.

I'm home.

I don't think he understands.

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Hey, Dad, what are you doing?

Make a little snack.

Come on. Plenty of room.

How come you fold yours over like that?

I don't know. I guess it's because that's the way my dad used to do it. And

always wanted to do everything just like him.

That's silly.

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Pumpkin? Well, yes, that's my new little nickname for you.

Now, how about a good morning kissy -kissy? Hey, look, let's put that pucker

right on hold, all right?

What are you still doing here?

Well, you know, you don't really have to sleep anywhere but home now.

I mean, now that I'm Mrs.

Fonz... Don't say... I thought if I stayed down at the seas, you know, that,

you wake up this morning and you realize you're just having sport with the Fonz,

you know, just... I'm going to have a good life. What do you think of this

fabric, Fonz? I picked it up this morning. You know, I think it's going to

wonders for the window. What's it do to my place here?

Where are my trophies?

And my pictures? What did you do to my pictures?

The pictures of all those trashy girls?

I threw them out.

You threw them out?

You won't be needing them anymore, dear.

And your address books, too. You threw my address books out? No, I burned them.

You're a little irked, aren't you?

That's normal.

This all happened so fast for you, dear, but...

I'm going to make you a wonderful wife.

You learned to love me.

Well, we'll have babies and there'll be diapers to change.

You can sell your bike and we can get a station wagon.

Oh, you're so physical.

Don't worry, darling.

Then you'll be as happy as I am.

I love you.

Back at seven.

Pick up some milk on your way home. Some milk.

Pumpkin.

No kissy -kissy, Baba.

How silly of me.

I forgot kissy -kissy.

I don't feel good.

Come on, sit down. Sit down, come on.

That's the boy. Why? Can I get something for you?

The boy, Sal?

Would you like Claire to make a nice, jello woman for me?

What for, Al? I'm married.

who came to see you.

It's Jody and Chachi.

I haven't seen them since I was single.

This is pathetic.

I'll tell you, I am really mad at Jenny.

That's it.

I am not loaning her any more records.

Oh, good idea.

That'll teach you.

I think I have to get out of town, you know. I think I need a vacation.

That's a good idea, Fonz. Matter of fact, why not kill two birds with one

Make it $100.

Clarence needs me. I just gotta get out of here.

I can't do this anymore. I'm a married man.

Come on in,

Mr. C. You know, you're our first house guest.

Why don't you let me get you a cup of coffee, Mr. C? I want to be a good

homemaker. Okay.

I'll have a cup.

I suppose your parents were pretty surprised when you told them, huh? Yeah,

thought I was already married.

You see, they confused me with my sister.

There's so many of us, it's hard to keep track.

You know,

Jenny, sometimes kids your age aren't very happy at home for different

Maybe it's too crowded or parents fight a little bit.

Or they fight a lot.

Right, yeah.

Well, they figure that anything is better than this, so to get out of the

they do something drastic. They run away from home. They join the Marines.

Or they get married.

Yeah. Well,

the point is that you can get out of the Marines after a couple of years, but

marriage is a much longer hitch.

And when one person doesn't love the other one, well...

think you can make yourself happy by making somebody else miserable.

Excuse me.

Uh, thanks really, Mr. C, but I have to go freshen up.

Pumpkin will be home soon.

In one ear and out the other.

Nice to see you. Hi, Z. Hey, where's that little bride of Frankenstein?

She just went in the bathroom to freshen up. Oh, yeah? This will freshen her

right up. What's that?

These are my papers to Singlesville.

That's right. I went down to talk to that captain on the ship. Actually, I

down there to drown him.

Something very interesting came up.

You can only be legally married three miles offshore. We never got half a mile

offshore. Those two and a half miles make me a very free man.

You're kidding.

Hey, I had it signed by the captain.

I had it notarized and blessed by a priest.

Why is it wet?

Oh, those are tears of joy, Mr. C. Tears of joy.

Yeah, I'm going to give her a walk in papers.

Fonzie. What is it?

Why haven't you thrown her out before this?

Why, it's all right.

I was married. I had an obligation, right?

No. No?

Uh -uh.

You see, most guys, married or not, would have thrown her out for the way

been acting.

But you happen to be a nice guy and you didn't want to hurt her feelings.

So why start now, huh?

Be gentle, as I know you can.

I'll get you dressed.

I'll see you later.

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Hello. Hey, how you doing, Jenny?

Listen, uh, I wanted to, uh... What?

You know what that smell is? That is a very delicious smell in here.

Oh, all I made a big salad and a stew with lots of veggies?

I am a complete fool of myself.

Don't be ridiculous, Uncle. It smells great in here. Let's eat.

Come on.

Fonz, I'm leaving.

I'm so sorry for everything that I've done to you.

You see, I thought by being married I'd be able to get rid of all of my

problems.

But I only made different problems.

So let me just sign the annulment papers and you'll be rid of Jenny Piccolo.

Banana cake.

Hockey show.

Come on, Jenny, you must know this is not cool from the very beginning, right?

You're 17 years old. You got your whole life ahead of you. What are you dying

yourself for? Come on.

I'm telling you right now, you're going to find that real pumpkin.

He's going to come right in here. He's going to sweep you right off your

sneakers.

You really think so? You're talking to funds now. I happen to be an authority

affairs that are hot and low jobs.

Talk about low jobs. What is that?

Oh, I made it.

Not bad.

It's bad. Very, very bad. Yeah, I know. I know. But I'm practicing.

And as soon as the next guy comes along, I'm going to be ready.

That's what I want to hear.

Huh?

Thank you, Franz.

Thank you for being so nice to me and not throwing me out.

You know, I'm going to go downstairs and thank Mr.

C.

He's not bad for a father.

Trust me.

He's the king of fathers.

Yeah.

See you, Fawn.

Oh.

Take it easy, pumpkin.

Did you know Gene Hackman was up for the role of Mike Brady in The Brady Bunch?

Now, as far as we know, Robert Reed was not up for the role of Popeye Doyle in

The French Connection. Up next, it's Brady Bunch number 82, Career Fever.

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