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Sunday, Monday, happy days.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.
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These days are ours,
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I've been free.
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These days are ours, children of me.
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Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.
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There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.
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All right, you can't be wrong.
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Rockin' and rollin' all week long.
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Monday,
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Monday, happy days.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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Saturday, what a day.
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Groovin' all week with you.
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Please stay dry.
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seconds. We're just out running, you
know me.
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I like to spread the last part.
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Well, I just don't know about this
running. Howard hasn't exercised in
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could hurt himself.
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Don't worry. I have him on a very
sensible plan.
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I took his age and his weight into
consideration.
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Well, I think this is something he can
handle.
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to sit down after training. Let's go.
You'll tighten up. A quick ten.
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Come on. One, two, three, four, five,
six.
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Life stinks.
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You're telling me.
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How was school today, dear? Oh, Mom, it
was the worst day of my whole entire
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life. Did you get a pimple?
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I mean, what? What happened? Oh, Mom,
they canceled the school musical.
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Oh, no.
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Just because our faculty advisor slept
on Chow Mein and broke both his legs.
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They asked me to be the director, but
every one of the rehearsals coincides
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the basketball practice.
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Oh, I was going to be a star.
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And I was going to get to play opposite
Grandville Clark.
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Oh, now he, he's a professional.
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He's had his teeth cut.
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No.
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And he's done two real cream
commercials. He didn't.
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Real cream, a little dappledoo. Yeah,
yeah.
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Oh, and now the whole musical's canceled
because not one teacher will take over.
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Now you're mad at me?
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No. You're not the one I'm mad at.
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Hey, there's my favorite.
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It's him.
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That's the one I'm mad at.
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Well, who?
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You're still mad at me about this play
thing? Come on, fine. You're on the
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faculty. You can be the director. What
do I know about being a director?
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I need you. Hey, so does everybody else.
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Director.
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Why am I so good?
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You despians, you cutie pies, I'm your
new director. All eyes and ears on me,
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understand?
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All right.
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Let's get some art going here.
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Why don't you find your appointed spots?
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Okay. All right?
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Yeah. Start your motors.
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Don't fret now, Virginia.
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Long as I'm sheriff of LaGrange, ain't
nobody gonna shoot up this town.
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Oh, Taxi, you're my hero.
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Kiss me.
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At last.
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The scene is very boring, huh?
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You need more than just a kiss in this
scene, you know? I beg your pardon.
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I wasn't joking. I wasn't talking about
that. I was talking about sparkle. I was
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talking about, you know.
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Are you that guy from that blue cream
commercial?
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Yeah. Well, you're going to do better
for us here, right?
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All right, look.
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I got an idea.
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I got an idea.
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Right after that kiss, okay, you're
going to whip off your hat. You're going
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say, Yahoo.
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Yahoo. Didn't I just say that? Yeah.
Yeah, I thought so.
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You find it in your final westerns, you
know. Yahoo.
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Come on, you're tall. Stand up straight.
Don't be afraid. Yeah, that's good.
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Don't be shy.
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All right, here we go. Tippy, tippy top.
Try it.
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Come on, Chopsy. I'm all sweaty.
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Let's take a shower and go home. Look, I
told Joanie I'd stop by.
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She wants to, uh, show me off to her
theater friends.
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You know how it is. No?
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Oh.
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Don't fret none, Virginia.
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Long as I'm Sheriff LaGrange, ain't
nobody gonna shoot up this time.
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Yo, my... My Herotex kissed me.
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At last.
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Yahoo!
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He sure has a strange way of showing you
off.
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It's just part of the play. Yeah?
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That's better than most of my dates.
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She's only acting.
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Oh, yeah.
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And the whole time that she was kissing
him, she was probably thinking about
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you.
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Well, at least I have a girlfriend he
can kiss.
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All right. I'll see you tomorrow at 3
.30, all right?
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Am I doing all right, Granville?
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Oh, Joanie, you've got a few little
rough edges, but I think you'll iron
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out. You'll be just fine. Oh, I'll
practice more. I'll get better. Hey, we
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rehearse any time, day or night.
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I'll even sacrifice my social life.
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That's the attitude.
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You're a real pro.
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Thanks. See you tomorrow. Okay, bye.
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Hey, hi, Granville.
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Nice show.
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Well, look who graces the presence of
our stage. It's Chachi Arcola, Jefferson
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Hines, big basketball stuff.
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What, do you sleep with that, too?
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Think fast.
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That's right.
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Hey, tell me something.
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All that kissing you and Joanie do, is
it really necessary?
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Yeah, besides, I enjoy it.
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Is that right?
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Yeah, you see, when I do a part, I like
to live and breathe it.
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I find it's best if my leading ladies
fall in love with me.
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Lends authenticity in my performance, if
you know what I mean. Hey, look, pal.
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Joanie's only doing this thing for fun.
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She's not like your other leading
ladies, if you know what I mean.
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You see, Joanie just needs a little
more, shall we say, rehearsing. Yeah.
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Joanie, what are you doing tonight?
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I have a date with Tachi.
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See?
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Break it. Rehearsal at my place at 8.
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Oh, okay. Tachi will understand.
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Sad about Joanie in the play. Let's just
go to sleep. If he's still here in the
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morning, you can talk to him. Tomorrow
night, I'm going over to his house and
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bounce my basketball. Don't be silly,
Howard. You don't have a basketball.
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I'm going to buy one.
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Randall, I've learned so much about
projecting in just one evening.
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I really admire you.
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Well, I can't say that I blame you.
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Good night.
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Good night. Thank you. Oh, yeah. You're
a real pro.
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See you tomorrow. Bye.
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Oh, so I'll tell you. It is 12 .32.
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What's it doing here?
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Waiting for you. Did you forget where
you live?
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Oh, uh, where are my parents? They went
to bed.
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They went to bed? You stay here?
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You got it. Have you lost your mind? I
got something to say.
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I've thought about this all night, and
God knows I had all night.
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I don't like this business with you and
the play.
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Guys are making fun of me in school.
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Everybody is talking about it. That's
it. It's over. You are out of the play.
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love you. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Paul!
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play. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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Yeah. You know, you've got some nerve
waiting around here to tell me what to
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Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give
you yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's 1235.
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Now, look, it's either me or the play.
Now, take your pick. Well, if you're
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gonna threaten me, I'll take the play.
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Oh, just like that. You'll take the
play.
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I'll take the play. I'll take the play.
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Well, I got nothing left to say.
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So long, toots.
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chance. Forget it. Fine.
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Let me tell you something, honey. This
is going to be the saddest day of your
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entire life.
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Shut up down there.
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I got a date upstairs.
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She works very hard driving a truck
holding in how hard it is to shift a
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Now what is the ruckus? Ah, Father, it
was nothing.
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Jody and I were just saying goodbye
forever.
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What are you talking about? On account
of that stupid plane. The plane?
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That's all I hear about is that play.
It's driving me crazy.
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I'm rewriting. I'm directing. Then why
don't you quit? You know, maybe I should
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do that. You should, Franz. You don't
realize it, but they're taking advantage
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of you down there. They might be taking
advantage of me, right? Listen, Franz,
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the kids should be home studying and
playing basketball or something.
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Franz, the play is dumb.
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As a matter of fact, the entire drama
club is dumb.
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Can't do it. Can't do it. I made a
promise. I can't leave that play.
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Franz, can I be in it?
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Are you crazy?
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You just told me the whole thing was
dumb. They're taking advantage of me.
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you want to be... What?
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What?
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The ugly head of jealousy.
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Oh, shit.
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Of course not. Of course not. Look, if
you could just give me a small part in
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the play. Anything.
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Just so I can keep my eye on her. Which
one? The green one?
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All right, I'll tell you something.
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A part came up this afternoon. It's only
one line. Fine, anything.
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You'll concentrate?
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Yeah. 3 .15 tomorrow?
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I'll be there. All right, you got it.
Thanks a lot. Don't mention it.
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I'll tell you something, Chachi.
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That jealousy is very cute. Just keep
down the noise, will you?
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So where is it? Where is the music at?
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The briefcase is safe in my custody.
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Good. Now bring it to me immediately.
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MTV2, I should have known. You'll never
get away with this, Shearer. I believe I
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already have.
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MTV2, where the music's at!
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I don't want to go surfing.
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And I'm not looking to sail around the
world.
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All I want is to get out here early and
surprise a few clans.
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My doctor prescribed Vioxx, and I stayed
with it.
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Vioxx.
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You've got to try this.
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Do you have any teeth?
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See?
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Enough already, you big freak.
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You do this every time.
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Sorry, I, uh, work for Cook's Ham.
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Cook's Ham.
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Made with hickory, honey, sugar, and
passion.
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Lots and lots of passion.
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Always good to the bone.
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Now look, I'm gonna be in my chair with
my name on it, right?
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Okay, you think I got it now?
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Great. Alright, let's take it from the
tippy -tippy top.
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You must do something, Tex! They're
fixing to shoot up the town!
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Don't fret none, Virginia.
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Long as I'm Sheriff of LaGrange, ain't
nobody gonna shoot up this town.
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Um,
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uh, they're gonna mess up your, uh,
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uh, state.
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Oh.
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Uh,
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they... I forgot. I'm sorry. I don't
believe this, Fonz.
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Whatever.
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Johnny, can I see you for a minute?
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Yeah. It's his first day. We're gonna
give him a break, all right? I see. I
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you, Tori. Don't worry about it.
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Judge, you guys here?
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Will you stop looking at them and
concentrate on your minds?
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All right? Okay, okay. Get back there.
You promised me. I will. What about this
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beard, huh? The mustache is below your
neck.
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All right, Jenny.
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Feed him a line.
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Oh, it's a real toughie.
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They're going to mess up your town bad.
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Don't fret none, Virginia.
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Long as I'm Sheriff LaGrange, ain't
nobody going to shoot up this town.
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They're going to mess up your town bad.
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How was that?
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You did not say how was that to me. You
understand?
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You understand that? You're back from
your guts. You happen to be like a tree,
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wooden, you know that?
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Can I try it again? No, you can't try it
again. I'm getting bored with this.
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All right, let's just jump to an
exciting part. You don't have to fight
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something like that, all right? I can't
say my line again? Yeah, sure. You can
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practice in a mirror later on.
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All right. All right. Start your
engines. Let's go.
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Don't fret nothing, Virginia.
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Ain't nobody gonna shoot up this town.
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Here's what I'm gonna do to him.
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Hold my hat. Yes, darling. First, I'm
gonna pick him up off his feet like
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Then shake him up a bit like this. Spin
him around a little bit. This is gonna
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throw him through yonder window like
this here.
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Just tell me through a window.
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There's more.
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No, no. I'm going to throw them in here.
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Hey, listen. You don't have to be so
rough about it. It's only a play.
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What's the matter? Big Jack like you
can't take it? I can take anything you
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out, Brilla cream head.
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All right, look. Hold it, hold it.
That's very lovely. That's very lovely.
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You're acting from your guts now, you
understand? Before you get crazy, let's
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take four.
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All right? Let me just cool down.
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Chachi, will you learn your line?
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Yes.
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play for me and Granville?
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Granville? Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Something's straight right now, Arcola.
Now you're playing on my court.
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Tomorrow night, let's see who scores.
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Howard, can you believe it? Our little
Joanie starring in the high school
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musical. What's the name of this epic?
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Home on the Grange. Oh, my God.
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Hey, that's my little girl up there.
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Oh, you're her father.
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No, I'm her father. And I'm her mother.
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I remember when I starred in the senior
show. Now, that was a show.
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I'm sure you were wonderful.
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Hmm, westerns, kid stuff.
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We were pirates.
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Oh, Granville, you won't believe it.
Somebody filled the horse truck full of
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freezing cold water. I don't know what
to do.
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Why don't you try keeping your mouth
shut?
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You did it.
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A little surprise for Chachi.
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I'll bet you're the one that took the
mattress away from the saloon window,
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huh? Way ahead of me. You know, you are
a real crumb. I'm going to tell Trotchy
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about this. Come on, stage manager.
Manage the stage. I'm sorry.
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Places.
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They're going to mess up your town bad.
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Nobody but nobody is going to harm
LaGrange because it's my town.
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Was that where it comes in?
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They're going to mess up your town.
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Tex, I'm scared.
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Not me, Virginia.
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Here's what I'm going to do to them.
Hold my hat. Town bad. Yeah.
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First, I'm going to pick them up off his
feet. Spin them around like this. Shake
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them up a little bit. And then throw
them through yonder window like this.
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Oh, looks like he's coming back for
more.
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Then I'm going to cool him off.
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Hey, you want to bet?
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Chachi, what did you have to hit him
for? I didn't hit him.
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I pushed him. Then he hit the curtain
and the sandbag fell on him.
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Fonz, he had it coming. Sure, he had it
coming. Why couldn't he have had it
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coming an hour and a half after the
play?
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You've completely ruined the show. This
is great, Fonz.
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We're going to go down in high school
history as the senior musical that
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turnips.
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What do you mean, we?
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They don't remember directors.
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Well, who will they remember?
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You. Me? I got one line. Yeah, you're
going to start playing text.
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What? That's right.
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Hey,
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I'm the director, right?
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Oh, are you kidding me? The guy's got a
million lines.
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And you've got three minutes to remember
them all and dry yourself off
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completely. No, fine, listen.
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Fine. Fine, the guy sings a big love
song at the end. I've never sung in
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of anybody in my life. Don't you give me
that now. I saw you be a choir boy.
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Fine, I never told anybody.
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I just used to move my lips.
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Shame on you.
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I am going to mess up this play bad.
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A little very, very major technical
difficulty here.
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Our stars become suddenly unconscious.
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00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:08,770
So Chachi Arcola has very graciously
said he's going to do the part.
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No way.
390
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,030
Excuse me.
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00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:22,090
Is that what you're saying?
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00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,150
Chachi Arcola said that he was going to
do the part.
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00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:28,910
And if anything goes wrong, it's his
fault.
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00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:32,870
Thank you very much and may the play
commence.
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00:22:41,690 --> 00:22:46,950
Tex, I'm so proud of the way you saved
our town. All without raising a finger.
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00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:49,130
Those outlaws just kept on riding.
397
00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:51,870
They knew how big a man you are.
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00:22:57,010 --> 00:22:58,910
Virginia, let's forget all that for a
minute.
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00:23:01,450 --> 00:23:03,130
I've been fixing to tell you something.
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00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:04,810
Kind of been on my mind.
401
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:09,810
Well, what is it, Tex? Don't be shy.
402
00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:17,990
What I'm trying to say, Virginia, is I
403
00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:23,670
don't rightly knows how to say what I'm
feeling in my hat, in my heart.
404
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:30,900
To someone that thought of you seven and
three -eighths.
405
00:23:54,480 --> 00:24:01,060
Which takes you by surprise I don't know
what's come over me You've got me
406
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:04,820
hypnotized When you look at me
407
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:11,100
This feeling's not like anything
408
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:17,800
I've known before You're all I dreamed
that love would be And so
409
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:23,440
much more I can't believe it's true You
feel
410
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:32,340
When you look at me You look at
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00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:38,260
me Soft as any touch could be And
suddenly
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00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:44,340
There's magic when you look at me
413
00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:51,000
I feel like I'm in heaven Every moment
when you
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00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,140
look at me
415
00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:23,830
He touched the beach and suddenly
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Look at me, there's magic
417
00:26:44,210 --> 00:26:47,530
Next on the Brady Bunch, Jan wants to be
an only child.
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00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:51,390
But that would mean missing the groovy
square dance and that far -out potato
419
00:26:51,390 --> 00:26:52,390
sack race.
420
00:26:52,450 --> 00:26:56,330
Oh, she's sure to change her mind. It's
all in episode 81, Jan the Only Child.
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Stay tuned.
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