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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my bike will hum. Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, free.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

You're so right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Sunday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Happy days are yours and mine.

Happy days.

Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.

Those days of soda and pretzel and beer.

Roll out... There now, that wasn't bad, was it?

Well, I feel a little weak, but I can take it, Doc.

My screaming didn't bother you, did it? No.

Mr. Delvecchio?

Sure. Excuse me. Sure.

You know, the young people seem a little reluctant to donate. I'm frankly

disappointed. Oh, you just wait until my partner Fonzie gets here. When he gives

his blood, they're going to beg to give it. I don't know if we can wait too much

longer. You know, we have to be at the American Legion Hall pretty soon.

Oh, are they giving or getting?

I didn't realize how weak I was.

Jenny, the game is tomorrow and you haven't even tried to get a date. Oh,

tried. But I don't want to ask just anybody.

All right. Who'd you ask?

Everybody.

Did you ask Eugene?

Eugene?

As in Eugene Belvin?

Sure. Oh, Chachi says he's crazy about you. Well, why shouldn't he be?

Why is it that you drool over every man in the United States except Eugene?

Because you have to draw the line somewhere.

Okay, Eugene.

There she is.

Let's do you strut your stuff and ask her. I can't. I already asked her out

once. And she turned you down?

She turned me upside down.

All my change fell out of my pockets. And my retainer.

Now listen, Eugene.

I don't want you to give up.

Do you realize that I went after Joanie for two years?

Yeah. Yeah.

Here's what I want you to do. I want you to go over there and say, Jenny, would

you like to go out with me?

Then all four of us will go to Green Bay, watch the ball game, and have a

time. What do you say?

Yeah, you're right.

Hold my change.

You got it. You ready?

Yeah. Let's go.

Come on.

Hi,

Chelsea. Hi, Jenny. Say hello to Eugene.

Hello.

Hello, Jenny.

I can't. You can't. I won't. You will.

Jenny, Eugene here would like to know if you want to go to the Green Bay game

tomorrow. She'd love to.

You see that, Eugene?

All it takes is a little bit of courage. I knew I can do it.

Wow, a date.

I'm going to go right home and start bathing.

Thank you, Jenny.

Thank you. Eugene, stop groveling.

I go with my strength.

Go home and bathe.

All over.

He's a strange kid, you know that?

What have you done to me?

Oh, Jenny, I got you a date. That's better than staying home alone, isn't

Hey,

Parker, how's everything?

Hey, we're talking a rough day here, you know? Everybody down in the garage got

the flu to go home, watch soap operas. I think I'm getting it, too, you know?

Except I go to work.

They always say, hey, leave it to the funds.

Hey, funds!

You didn't forget about tomorrow, did you? No, I love tomorrow.

I always think about tomorrow.

What's tomorrow?

The Packer game.

We're doubling with Jenny and Eugene.

She's dating him? Yeah. What'd she do, give up men? She could say that.

Listen, Fonz, you promised to loan us one of the cars from the garage.

Here you go.

Thanks a lot. I'll see you later. Oh, can you do me a favor and run a check on

it tomorrow morning? I don't want to break it down on her. I understand that.

All right, thanks a lot. I'll see you later. See you later.

Bye, Chad. See ya.

What are you doing? Have a seat, Fonz. Have a seat. Yeah, that's nice. What do

you want?

Me?

Fonz, I need a favor. Of course.

Look, I want to go scout our next basketball opponent, and I wondered if

could take over my phys ed class on Monday.

Nothing special. Just maybe a few calisthenics, maybe a couple times

track.

Sure, sure. I'm physically educated. I'll do it. All right.

Thanks, Fonz.

Hey, Fonz.

Fonz, you've got to help me out. I just got off the phone with Courtney. You

see, I'm tutoring this girl in my psychology class.

Perfectly innocent, really.

Courtney doesn't trust me with her. Could you tell her I was with you last

night?

Who's going to believe that?

Oh, please, Fonz. It's one telephone call. My dime.

I've got nothing else to do.

Aw, thanks, Fonz. I knew you were my best friend. Let's not push it.

Hey, Fonz, you need a nice hot cup of tea.

Yeah, you know, somebody's got to come up here and say, can I have your blood?

Is this Fonz, really?

Yeah, this is him. How'd you like to give us some of your blood?

What do I, a prophet?

It would only take a minute, and it would encourage the others. Yeah, it's

good cause, Funch.

I do not want little needles in my arm.

Funch, I would consider this a personal favor to me.

Yeah.

That's a good place to lie down. Right over here? Sure.

All right, ladies, I want you to watch. I'm setting a very good example here.

Want me to fix your car, too, huh?

No, no, that won't be necessary.

Just... Uh -oh.

What are you going to do, take it out of my face?

No, no, Mr.

Fonsorelli, I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a rain check. You are hot.

Yeah, everybody knows that.

No, I mean, you're kind of feverish. You might be coming down with the flu or

something. I can't take any blood from you today. Oh, well, isn't that a shame?

Here we are, Arthur. This nice hot tea with honey and lemon.

Oh, you know, Arthur.

With Richard gone and Joanie almost grown up, I hardly ever get to act like

anybody's mother.

I'm so glad someone is pink.

Well, you know what I mean.

I'll tell you something, Mr. C. You are an angel of mercy.

Everybody else, they just can't wait for me to do a favor for them. You know,

it's like their little lives are going to stop if I'm not there.

They just want to take my blood, you know? Well, Arthur, your friends need

and they admire you so much because you're cool.

Right after my blood, they're going to take my cool.

How could they get your cool?

And besides, I don't think everybody you know wants you to do them a favor.

Would you like to watch some television?

Yeah, Channel 9, please, will you? That's Shriek Theater.

Oh, those will give you nightmares.

Uh -uh, I don't dream.

Really? Yeah, I don't have to.

There you are. Thanks a lot.

Now, don't be afraid.

Uh -uh.

Welcome to Shriek Theater.

Tonight's film is that horror classic,

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I knew that was a classic.

And now, Frankenstein's Doctor.

Everybody wants something from me, no?

We'll take no for an answer. All right, but please hurry. If the master finds

out, I shall not think what he'd do to me.

You're dating him?

Chachi, call Fonzie. Let's get out of here. Please, please hurry.

Because if the master comes here, please do it before he arrives.

Igor!

It's too late.

Teenagers have come to visit Castle Ludlow uninvited.

Oh, is this Castle Ludlow? We thought it was the House of Pancakes. We'll beat

you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Dr.

Ludlow, is it? Yes. Yeah, look, we didn't mean to barge in. It's just that

clutch in our car gave out. I know, I know. You do? You do? Yes.

I know all things that transpire on this highway. We just want to use the phone.

Yeah. Are you insane?

Listen, tall, dark, and gruesome.

How'd you like to give me a big sloppy kiss?

I have not kissed a woman in five years.

I get her by one year.

That is the big deal.

Now, if you let me call my cousin Fonzie, he'll come right down and pick

Wait, wait, wait! What, what, what?

Did you say...

You look like him. You look like him. We are cousins.

Vlog relations?

Yeah. Oh, good.

Go call him immediately.

Oh, thanks a lot.

You see that? I knew that if I just explained it, everything would be fine.

Come on.

Hey, let's stick together.

This is a miracle. How did you know to let them in?

I just had a hunch.

Buds. Buds, could you please hurry?

Okay. We're 13.

Fool's Lane.

It's the first castle on your left.

It's the one with all the dead fruit on the trees. You can't miss it, Fonzie.

All right, thanks a lot, Fonzie. Bye -bye.

He's on his way. Did you hear that, Igor?

Yes, it means that Fonzie is coming.

Yes, he's coming, but he's never leaving.

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Come, Igor, come, and we prepare for our underguest.

Would you care for a soft drink, sir?

Is it dietetic?

I'm trying to lose weight.

It must be the last person who drank it disappeared completely.

Oh, great food.

Oh, boy.

What is this, fried chicken? Better.

Fried bat wings.

Too hot.

Let's get out of here. The whole thing is giving me the heebie -jeebies. Fonzie

will be here soon, all right? Just take it easy.

Listen to the lady, sir. It isn't safe here.

Get out while you still can.

We can. Our car broke down.

Our car broke down, too.

Thirty years ago, right outside that door.

We've been here ever since.

Gee,

gee, gee, what a night couple.

You know what?

We can wait for Fonzie outside.

work, Igor. Tonight you get an extra bone for supper.

What do you want with us?

From you, nothing.

It's your cousin, Fonzie.

What do you want Fonzie for? I will tell

you, but first, I have a little surprise for you.

What's that?

Surprise!

In the past 20 years, I've been laboring on an all -consuming project to create

the world's greatest lover.

And I use your cousin, Fonzie, as a pattern.

Why do you want to build the world's greatest lover?

To get girls, you dopey guy.

I could live on this overflow.

Up till now, it's been one failure after the other.

Would you like to see my first experiment?

I'll show you.

In my second experiment, I came much, much closer.

This was also good, except he wouldn't eat.

But now, in my third experiment, I am coming much, much closer.

Hey, it's Fonzie!

Fonzie! No, no, it's Doggie.

Doggie? Yes, yes, he looks like Fonzie. He is missing the one essential

ingredient.

Cool.

universe that I cannot make from scratch.

And when Fonzie gets here, you're gonna... I'm gonna... You're gonna...

gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna drain him while he's cool. Yeah!

What will Fonzie be like after he drains cool?

You want to see what Fonzie will be like?

jukebox and make nice music?

Okay.

No. No, there is no music. You quit.

Wait. Get worse.

Elaine. Elaine. Come here. Come here.

Doggy.

Doggy. Doggy. Okay. No more dancing.

Now, here is Elaine. Pretty girl. Over here. Over here, this girl.

Come on, doggie.

Come on.

Make nice.

Make a date with her.

Hello. Hello.

Want to go out with me?

Not on a bet.

Oh,

please, please. I cannot take any more of this. Hold. Cut the switch. Cut the

switch.

we should just shave the monkey.

No. No, soon Fonzie will be here and when he comes I will drain out all of

pool and put it into Dougie.

Thank you.

Thank you.

My prayers have been answered.

Oh, I knew it would pay to be a good little boy.

I'm looking for Chachi and his friends.

What are you doing up there on the wall?

Is this any way to treat a person in his house?

You got to forgive me. You know, I'm in teenagers now.

He changed us up here.

Fonz, he wants to take your cool.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

This carnival left town without him, huh?

My friend's right off this wall right here. I'll tell you something. We're

to use your face for a treasure hunt. Yeah.

Not this time, my friend.

And unless you get up on this table, I will pull this lever, sending billions

votes for your little friends and giving them a sunburn from the inside out.

He's trying to bluff a bluff.

I am not bluffing. I'll show you who's bluffing.

Turn up that rotisserie.

All right, I'll do it. You let my friends go.

I love you, darling.

All right, Igor.

All right, Igor. We have him.

All right, Igor.

Start it going.

This ain't going to bother me. My resistance is too strong.

Igor, put it in overdrive.

Now all of the cool is draining out of Fonzie and going into Dougie. No,

Fonzie, Fonzie, Fonzie!

Come on, Fonzie, come on.

Watch the thumbs.

Watch the thumbs.

Watch the thumbs.

Fonzie.

Fonzie, are you okay?

No. You know something? This entire room could be rejuvenated with just like

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Who did your stonework, but it was done by a cretin?

Oh, what does it have to take so much?

Sad, isn't it?

Hey, Fonz.

Fonz, we have to have our car fixed. Hello.

Fonz, we have to have our car fixed. What?

The clutch broke.

What?

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Arthur, I'm here. I'm right here with you.

Sam, wake up.

Where's the doctor? Oh, Arthur, you've been so sick. You have been asleep for

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Oh, we were so worried about you, and your friends were so worried about you.

What are you talking about friends? I don't have friends. I got leeches.

Everybody wants something from me, and then they just leave me there, right?

Picking out curtains.

Well, that shows you how little you know.

You know, Chachi has been doing everything at your garage, and Joanie

whole weekend wiping off your hot, sweaty little brow.

Oh, yeah?

My class.

Roger had taken over your auto shop class.

You see?

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Where's Mr. C?

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He did that for me. He is one of them. You know, when they made him, they ate

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You know what? I really love you a lot.

Next up, I Dream of Jeannie.