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Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to

you.

These days are ours,

happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

You're so right. You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Till the end.

That's Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are all...

You're driving me crazy.

Hey, hi, Coach. Hi, Coach.

Bet you might like to know, they just posted your English midterm scores up on

the bulletin board. No kidding.

Yeah, I didn't have to look too far up to find yours.

Really? Well, uh, like how far down was I?

There were footprints all over it.

But you know, why didn't you study the night before?

You know why.

Look, Coach, the whole test was on poetry.

Now what's that got to do with life anyway, huh?

I wish you were in my English class.

When did ignorance become a virtue?

There's truth and beauty in this book. You've got to listen to this, okay?

Really listen. All right.

Ah, yeah, seriously.

And bring fresh showers for the thirsting flowers from the sea and from

stream.

Who wrote that?

Keith. Browning. Shelley.

Three guys write a poem?

No,

Fonz. Percy Bish Shelley wrote it. Percy?

Yeah. He's so good with words.

How'd he get a name Percy?

Fonz, don't knock it. He was one of the great romantics of all time.

All right, let's see here.

And I bring the sun to shine down on that beautiful flower by the ocean.

Dim, dim.

That was beautiful, Fonz.

This guy is fast becoming my idol.

You want to look into this, you know that?

All right.

I'm going to go take care of my bike right now. Can I be honest with you?

Honesty is your best policy. Your bike has had it.

It's got one wheel in the grave, Fonz.

It's time to jug it.

You say junk my bank? Yes.

You know what they do to a junk bank?

They drop this big ball on it, you know, and split it up into pieces and they

melt down those pieces and they use that melted metal. You know what they do?

They make it into something else like a washing machine or an iron or maybe even

a filing cabinet in some insurance company.

Junk my bank?

You say junk my bank?

Well, what do you want to do? Put it out to studs? I haven't thought about it.

attention, all you hungry customers.

I'd like everybody to say hello to Frankie. Hi, Frankie.

He's going to be doing the cooking chores around here until Clarence gets

Yeah? Yeah, where'd Clarence go?

Cooking school?

Yeah.

Hey, Fonz, I'd like you to meet Frankie. Frankie, this is my partner, Fonzie.

Hi, how you doing?

Listen, I'm part owner here. Do you mind if I ask you a couple questions?

Where are you from?

Here and there.

You ever work in a restaurant before?

Yeah, and then?

What's your favorite thing to make, like your specialty?

This and that.

That's all the information I need.

Thank you.

You want to get back to work? Cook's place is in the kitchen.

He's a dynamo, huh?

It's great to have a cook who doesn't come to work in his pajamas.

He seems like a nice guy to me. Yeah, he seems likable. And Font's real cute.

I don't like him. What?

I'm telling you, that man is bad news.

Font, how can you say that? You just met him.

I have a thick sense, you know. I can look in a guy's eye and I know whether

he's good news or bad news.

Font, could I be honest with you?

Hey, honesty is real rampant today, ain't it?

Shoot, how can you judge someone without knowing more about them?

I mean, the entire American judicial system is based on the principle that a

is innocent until proven guilty. Is that so? That's right.

Well, just something to think about, Fonz. Yeah, right. I'm going to study

poetry. Yeah.

Study your poetry. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, Fonz, that Frankie is a ball of fire.

You know what he's doing right now?

He's got ten hamburgers all working at the same time.

Wow. Well, isn't that great? Who wanted them?

Right.

Ten hamburgers wasted. That shoots a half a pound of meat.

Oh, hi, Mary. How about a couple of burgers? Oh, nothing.

Arthur just left, so this is a perfect time for me to talk to you.

I want to use Arnold's and throw a big surprise party for Arthur's birthday

Saturday night.

It was his birthday Saturday night? I didn't think he told anyone what his

birthday was.

His grandma newsbound told me.

Cost me a case of gin, but I got it.

Party from right here. And I'll bring out the old ukulele.

Everybody, Fonz just crashed on his motorcycle.

How's my bike?

Well, Fonz, it's just this side of the washing machine.

If it had to be one of us, why couldn't it have been me?

Do me a favor, okay?

Go in the closet. Get that box with the magazine on top. I think it's up by the

shelf, all right?

Oh, the doctor said I had to soak my ankle.

Do you want Mom to make you some soup?

No, thanks. I'll soak it in Epsom salt. That'll be all right.

All right.

All right, page 36.

Look at the air. That's what I'm going to get.

Why would you want a toupee?

Oh, the air.

Oh, the bite. I was just kidding.

That's a nice -looking bite, Fawn.

Yeah, beautiful.

Fawn, what's in the box? Well, that's my bite money.

Fonz, don't you keep your money in a bank? No, I do not. Banks get robbed. I

don't.

You know, and the fact is that I got almost enough there for that bike. I

got to wait a little while. I'll collect some more money, and I'll get it, you

know?

Fonz, maybe you'll get that bike sooner than you think.

You know, I think I'm going to count my money again. Oh, you have some help?

Yeah, I'm going to the bathroom, and I'll... Oh, thanks.

Sorry. All right, I've just got to look at my bruises, you know? Maybe one of

them is going to turn out to be like a conversation piece.

Thanks a lot for being here, huh? Sorry, Fonz. All right.

Fonz is going to get that bike.

Yeah, eventually.

No, for his birthday tomorrow.

None of us know what to get him, right?

Yeah. Well, we each chip in a few bucks to make up what he needs for the bike.

That's great. Yeah. That is a great idea.

Hey, Fonz, we're all going to eat something.

What? Nothing, Fonz.

You don't hurt.

I didn't want you to tell him. It's supposed to be a surprise.

Oh. Well, let me ask you this, slugger.

We need his money to buy the bike, right? Yeah. Now, how do you suppose we

his money from him without spoiling the surprise?

Oh, that's simple. You come in here tonight, steal the money.

Are you kidding me?

This is my life you're dealing with.

Look,

even if I wanted to, I could.

I mean, how would I get in here?

I don't have a key. We'll pick the lock. Oh, is that right?

Now, who do you know that can pick a lock, huh?

Child's play, kids. What else can I do for you?

That'll be all. You can go home now. Thanks.

What, are you kidding?

Not me.

Boy, Jones, I finally made it to Fonzie's apartment. This is the chance

lifetime. Hey, don't mind me, guys. I'll go about my own business. Okay. You

stand lookout by the window. Right. I'm going to get the mother.

What

are

you doing, woman?

Putting out my picture for Fonzie. Oh.

in the supermarket.

Isn't that enough? Yeah.

I think I'll put you back up in there. All right.

Are you sure that Fonzie's out for the evening? Oh, yeah. He's out with good

time, Tina. Oh, good. That means we've got plenty of time. Uh -huh. Good time,

Tina? Yeah.

Boy, what I wouldn't do for a reputation like that.

Don't worry, Jenny. You're getting there. Really? Yeah.

Now, let's just get the money and get out of here, okay? Yes, okay.

Oh, no, no. Chachi, leave the box here. There'll be less chance of Fonzie

finding out.

You got it, Scarface. I love it when you do that.

Freddie.

Oh, see, Chachi, no big deal. We got the money. Fonzie doesn't know. Let's go.

Where's Jenny? Jenny. Jenny!

Will you come on?

I just stood in the shower where Fonzie stands.

Naked!

She's so embarrassing.

Can we...

Fonzie and Tina are coming.

I must

have

left the lights on.

Hey, Fonz, your place looks great.

Yeah, well, it looks a lot greater now that you're here.

Can I wash my hands?

Yeah, what beautiful hands you've got, huh?

Yeah, I got them all dirty when I picked you those flowers.

I got an idea. Let my hands wash your hands.

You got it.

Whoa.

I forgot the flashlight.

Tie it to the drawing room.

I got a great idea.

How about if we listen to some music before we take a stroll in the midnight

air, huh?

Sounds yummy.

Yeah.

Wow. A little Elvis P, huh?

How did you know?

I got this sick sense, you know? Yeah?

Well, why don't we try out each other's pot?

Every day at once.

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Morning.

What happened to you? You know, we ran down the stairs and looked behind us and

you weren't there.

Where were you all night?

In Fonzie's closet.

Trapped like a rat.

Oh, was it bad?

No. It was just dark, hot, small.

And I was scared to death. Yeah?

You know, I really wish you'd have been there with me. Really?

Yeah, so I could have strangled you. Oh.

This is all your fault, you know. It's all your fault. I know. Come on. Come on

inside. Sit down.

How did you get out?

Well, a few minutes ago, I thought I heard a door slam.

And I checked to see if I was alone.

And luckily, I was. Oh.

Oh.

Here's the money, star face. Oh, I don't want my parents to know how we got out.

How? Now, I'll just fix you something that you can eat down at the store.

Hi,

Mr. C.

What are you doing here so early?

I came to walk Johnny to school.

On Saturday?

I'm early.

Maybe I'm late.

Saturday?

Want to shoot some baskets, Mr. C?

I'd love to, Chachi, but I promised Mrs. C I'd play some dodgeball with her.

I gotta get to work. Wait, I'm fixing you something.

Oh, don't bother, sweetheart. I'll have a nice big lunch.

How would you bother coming home tonight?

Marry him.

We've been married for 26 years. Can't we talk it out?

I mean, I want you to go straight to Arnold's after work because tonight is

Arthur's surprise party.

Oh, boy.

For a minute, I thought that was it.

Cute little guy.

I guess it won't be worth it when we give Fonzie his bike tonight. Sure.

I just hope he doesn't discover that his money's gone. Oh, relax. You think he

counts his money every day. I never know what's missing.

Somebody took my money.

I'm sorry, Fonzie. What? Oh, he's sorry that someone stole your money. Oh,

that's such a thing. I got a good idea about who it is.

You do?

Yeah, my sixth sense is going to tell me. I'm going to look the guy square in

the eye.

What are you looking at?

Oh, nothing, Fonz. I'm just doing neck exercises.

Well, it's your life. Whatever.

Tonight I'm going to know who it is and I'm going to have a very good time. Oh.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

See you, Fonz. Bye, Fonz.

Siobhan's gonna show up? Oh, yeah. I called him up. I told him we had an

emergency. I said there was a leak in the bathroom and his office was sinking.

True, now.

I'm a little worried, though, you know?

I've been having all these people here at night and my cook Frankie hasn't

up. I thought he was a little more responsible than that.

You never know.

He's here!

Hold somebody right.

Patsy wanted me to put Ralph's trick candles on the cake, but I thought we

too mature for that.

Thank you, Lori. Beth, make a wish.

We're too mature for this.

Close your eyes.

All right, now let me lead you, all right?

Okay, here we go.

Open your eyes for a big surprise.

Happy birthday!

Speech! Speech! Speech!

A lot of us pooled our money together and we bought you the bike for your

birthday.

I can't tell you that from the bottom of my heart to my hair, I'm...

I'm deeply touched, you know.

Kids, this is just too expensive.

We just paid it out to the money from your cigar box.

From my cigar box?

Yeah. See, we snuck into your apartment and we took the money.

You took the money from my box.

Aren't you proud of us?

You took the money from my box. Yeah. It was wrong, Arthur, but it was done with

love. Yeah, right.

That's not what I am worried about. We're talking Frankie here.

Frankie isn't here.

Do I know that he ain't here?

I thought he took the money.

I got it in my head that he took the money.

Oh, Fonz.

Yeah, that's right. I mean, it was my sixth sense, you know. I thought he was

the thief. Oh, Fonz.

Yeah, I understand that, you know. I mean, I said, all right, look.

You give me back my money or I'm going to strangle you with your own tongue.

Oh, Fonz. Will you stop it with your, oh, Fonz.

What happened?

Did you go beat him up? I didn't ask for it. I went for his throat. He gave me,

I don't know, it must have been his whole life savings.

Fonz, Fonz, that's not your money.

We had your money.

Thank you very much, Judge. I understand that.

My six cents, you know, I mean, uh, hey, look, Al, do me a favor. Get him on the

phone. When you get him down here.

Yeah, right, Fonz.

I can't believe this.

All right, Roger, go ahead, say it.

Say what, Fonz? You know. Go ahead. You can say it. I don't have to. I can see

you're feeling bad enough.

Yeah, you don't know how low I'm feeling. Go ahead. Say it. Okay, you

Hey, who told you to talk to me like that?

Fonz, you told me to tell you. I didn't twist your arm, did I?

A sixth sense. It never has failed me before.

Fonz, he's not home. I talked to his landlord. He said some guy in a leather

jacket was there and told him to get out of town. That was me, Al.

Where did he go?

He's on a bus to Alaska.

All right, all right, all right. Mr. C, is Mr. C still here? Here. Huh?

Huh? Oh.

All right, I'll tell you what. I'm just going to jump on my bike. I'll be gone

for three days. I'm going to Alaska.

3 ,000 miles away?

Just tell me which direction.

Hey!

Happy birthday, Fonz.

I'm sorry I'm late. Some guy came in at the last minute to buy a hoe.

But now it's party time.

What's the matter?

Bad cake?

Howard, Howard, Fonzie's party is ruined.

Marion, I'm only five minutes late.

Am I that much, Fon? It wasn't your fault, Howard. It was Fonzie's.

I'm sorry.

It seems that Chachi and Joanie took Fonzie's money for a very good reason,

he thought it was Frankie who thought Fonzie was going to kill him. So he gave

Fonzie his life savings and went to Alaska.

You're swacked, aren't you?

No, no, Marion, look, I've had a very hard day. I'll tell you what. I'm going

the men's room, and I'm going to splash some cold water on my face, and then

I'll come out, and then you can tell me the story again.

All right, Al. Al, give me a favor, all right?

I want you to get a detective, set him up to Alaska, find Frankie, get him back

down here, all right?

Al, get a detective. Don't study the numbers on the bill.

You know, Fonz, when I go to the bank...

I always put my initial on all my deposit money. I have ruined the man's

I'm not interested in hearing about banking procedure now.

Fonzie, we were robbed today.

What? What are you talking about? That's right, we were robbed today. Why don't

you tell me that? Well, the deposit was missing from the kitchen. I didn't want

to upset you on your birthday, that's all.

I mean, this money that Frankie gave you has got my mark on it.

Wow. He must have taken it.

So when you went there and demanded your money, he thought he got caught robbing

Arnold's, and he gave you back our money.

Let me get this straight. That man is a real thief.

Yeah.

Instinct. Oh, God.

Let's cut up the cake and have a party.

Uh, Bonds, can I talk to you for a second privately?

Would you like to talk about, Mr. Professor?

I'm sorry I doubted your sixth sense. I won't butt into your affairs anymore.

Hey, you listen to me. This is just between you and me, all right?

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Very good.

Everybody is not so miserable.

Oh, Howard, it is so simple.

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