All language subtitles for happy_days_s08e09_the_sixth_sense

Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. The
weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to

you.

These days are ours,

happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

You're so right. You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Till the end.

That's Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are all...

You're driving me crazy.

Hey, hi, Coach. Hi, Coach.

Bet you might like to know, they just
posted your English midterm scores up on

the bulletin board. No kidding.

Yeah, I didn't have to look too far up
to find yours.

Really? Well, uh, like how far down was
I?

There were footprints all over it.

But you know, why didn't you study the
night before?

You know why.

Look, Coach, the whole test was on
poetry.

Now what's that got to do with life
anyway, huh?

I wish you were in my English class.

When did ignorance become a virtue?

There's truth and beauty in this book.
You've got to listen to this, okay?

Really listen. All right.

Ah, yeah, seriously.

And bring fresh showers for the
thirsting flowers from the sea and from

stream.

Who wrote that?

Keith. Browning. Shelley.

Three guys write a poem?

No,

Fonz. Percy Bish Shelley wrote it.
Percy?

Yeah. He's so good with words.

How'd he get a name Percy?

Fonz, don't knock it. He was one of the
great romantics of all time.

All right, let's see here.

And I bring the sun to shine down on
that beautiful flower by the ocean.

Dim, dim.

That was beautiful, Fonz.

This guy is fast becoming my idol.

You want to look into this, you know
that?

All right.

I'm going to go take care of my bike
right now. Can I be honest with you?

Honesty is your best policy. Your bike
has had it.

It's got one wheel in the grave, Fonz.

It's time to jug it.

You say junk my bank? Yes.

You know what they do to a junk bank?

They drop this big ball on it, you know,
and split it up into pieces and they

melt down those pieces and they use that
melted metal. You know what they do?

They make it into something else like a
washing machine or an iron or maybe even

a filing cabinet in some insurance
company.

Junk my bank?

You say junk my bank?

Well, what do you want to do? Put it out
to studs? I haven't thought about it.

attention, all you hungry customers.

I'd like everybody to say hello to
Frankie. Hi, Frankie.

He's going to be doing the cooking
chores around here until Clarence gets

Yeah? Yeah, where'd Clarence go?

Cooking school?

Yeah.

Hey, Fonz, I'd like you to meet Frankie.
Frankie, this is my partner, Fonzie.

Hi, how you doing?

Listen, I'm part owner here. Do you mind
if I ask you a couple questions?

Where are you from?

Here and there.

You ever work in a restaurant before?

Yeah, and then?

What's your favorite thing to make, like
your specialty?

This and that.

That's all the information I need.

Thank you.

You want to get back to work? Cook's
place is in the kitchen.

He's a dynamo, huh?

It's great to have a cook who doesn't
come to work in his pajamas.

He seems like a nice guy to me. Yeah, he
seems likable. And Font's real cute.

I don't like him. What?

I'm telling you, that man is bad news.

Font, how can you say that? You just met
him.

I have a thick sense, you know. I can
look in a guy's eye and I know whether

he's good news or bad news.

Font, could I be honest with you?

Hey, honesty is real rampant today,
ain't it?

Shoot, how can you judge someone without
knowing more about them?

I mean, the entire American judicial
system is based on the principle that a

is innocent until proven guilty. Is that
so? That's right.

Well, just something to think about,
Fonz. Yeah, right. I'm going to study

poetry. Yeah.

Study your poetry. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, Fonz, that Frankie is a ball of
fire.

You know what he's doing right now?

He's got ten hamburgers all working at
the same time.

Wow. Well, isn't that great? Who wanted
them?

Right.

Ten hamburgers wasted. That shoots a
half a pound of meat.

Oh, hi, Mary. How about a couple of
burgers? Oh, nothing.

Arthur just left, so this is a perfect
time for me to talk to you.

I want to use Arnold's and throw a big
surprise party for Arthur's birthday

Saturday night.

It was his birthday Saturday night? I
didn't think he told anyone what his

birthday was.

His grandma newsbound told me.

Cost me a case of gin, but I got it.

Party from right here. And I'll bring
out the old ukulele.

Everybody, Fonz just crashed on his
motorcycle.

How's my bike?

Well, Fonz, it's just this side of the
washing machine.

If it had to be one of us, why couldn't
it have been me?

Do me a favor, okay?

Go in the closet. Get that box with the
magazine on top. I think it's up by the

shelf, all right?

Oh, the doctor said I had to soak my
ankle.

Do you want Mom to make you some soup?

No, thanks. I'll soak it in Epsom salt.
That'll be all right.

All right.

All right, page 36.

Look at the air. That's what I'm going
to get.

Why would you want a toupee?

Oh, the air.

Oh, the bite. I was just kidding.

That's a nice -looking bite, Fawn.

Yeah, beautiful.

Fawn, what's in the box? Well, that's my
bite money.

Fonz, don't you keep your money in a
bank? No, I do not. Banks get robbed. I

don't.

You know, and the fact is that I got
almost enough there for that bike. I

got to wait a little while. I'll collect
some more money, and I'll get it, you

know?

Fonz, maybe you'll get that bike sooner
than you think.

You know, I think I'm going to count my
money again. Oh, you have some help?

Yeah, I'm going to the bathroom, and
I'll... Oh, thanks.

Sorry. All right, I've just got to look
at my bruises, you know? Maybe one of

them is going to turn out to be like a
conversation piece.

Thanks a lot for being here, huh? Sorry,
Fonz. All right.

Fonz is going to get that bike.

Yeah, eventually.

No, for his birthday tomorrow.

None of us know what to get him, right?

Yeah. Well, we each chip in a few bucks
to make up what he needs for the bike.

That's great. Yeah. That is a great
idea.

Hey, Fonz, we're all going to eat
something.

What? Nothing, Fonz.

You don't hurt.

I didn't want you to tell him. It's
supposed to be a surprise.

Oh. Well, let me ask you this, slugger.

We need his money to buy the bike,
right? Yeah. Now, how do you suppose we

his money from him without spoiling the
surprise?

Oh, that's simple. You come in here
tonight, steal the money.

Are you kidding me?

This is my life you're dealing with.

Look,

even if I wanted to, I could.

I mean, how would I get in here?

I don't have a key. We'll pick the lock.
Oh, is that right?

Now, who do you know that can pick a
lock, huh?

Child's play, kids. What else can I do
for you?

That'll be all. You can go home now.
Thanks.

What, are you kidding?

Not me.

Boy, Jones, I finally made it to
Fonzie's apartment. This is the chance

lifetime. Hey, don't mind me, guys. I'll
go about my own business. Okay. You

stand lookout by the window. Right. I'm
going to get the mother.

What

are

you doing, woman?

Putting out my picture for Fonzie. Oh.

in the supermarket.

Isn't that enough? Yeah.

I think I'll put you back up in there.
All right.

Are you sure that Fonzie's out for the
evening? Oh, yeah. He's out with good

time, Tina. Oh, good. That means we've
got plenty of time. Uh -huh. Good time,

Tina? Yeah.

Boy, what I wouldn't do for a reputation
like that.

Don't worry, Jenny. You're getting
there. Really? Yeah.

Now, let's just get the money and get
out of here, okay? Yes, okay.

Oh, no, no. Chachi, leave the box here.
There'll be less chance of Fonzie

finding out.

You got it, Scarface. I love it when you
do that.

Freddie.

Oh, see, Chachi, no big deal. We got the
money. Fonzie doesn't know. Let's go.

Where's Jenny? Jenny. Jenny!

Will you come on?

I just stood in the shower where Fonzie
stands.

Naked!

She's so embarrassing.

Can we...

Fonzie and Tina are coming.

I must

have

left the lights on.

Hey, Fonz, your place looks great.

Yeah, well, it looks a lot greater now
that you're here.

Can I wash my hands?

Yeah, what beautiful hands you've got,
huh?

Yeah, I got them all dirty when I picked
you those flowers.

I got an idea. Let my hands wash your
hands.

You got it.

Whoa.

I forgot the flashlight.

Tie it to the drawing room.

I got a great idea.

How about if we listen to some music
before we take a stroll in the midnight

air, huh?

Sounds yummy.

Yeah.

Wow. A little Elvis P, huh?

How did you know?

I got this sick sense, you know? Yeah?

Well, why don't we try out each other's
pot?

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Morning.

What happened to you? You know, we ran
down the stairs and looked behind us and

you weren't there.

Where were you all night?

In Fonzie's closet.

Trapped like a rat.

Oh, was it bad?

No. It was just dark, hot, small.

And I was scared to death. Yeah?

You know, I really wish you'd have been
there with me. Really?

Yeah, so I could have strangled you. Oh.

This is all your fault, you know. It's
all your fault. I know. Come on. Come on

inside. Sit down.

How did you get out?

Well, a few minutes ago, I thought I
heard a door slam.

And I checked to see if I was alone.

And luckily, I was. Oh.

Oh.

Here's the money, star face. Oh, I don't
want my parents to know how we got out.

How? Now, I'll just fix you something
that you can eat down at the store.

Hi,

Mr. C.

What are you doing here so early?

I came to walk Johnny to school.

On Saturday?

I'm early.

Maybe I'm late.

Saturday?

Want to shoot some baskets, Mr. C?

I'd love to, Chachi, but I promised Mrs.
C I'd play some dodgeball with her.

I gotta get to work. Wait, I'm fixing
you something.

Oh, don't bother, sweetheart. I'll have
a nice big lunch.

How would you bother coming home
tonight?

Marry him.

We've been married for 26 years. Can't
we talk it out?

I mean, I want you to go straight to
Arnold's after work because tonight is

Arthur's surprise party.

Oh, boy.

For a minute, I thought that was it.

Cute little guy.

I guess it won't be worth it when we
give Fonzie his bike tonight. Sure.

I just hope he doesn't discover that his
money's gone. Oh, relax. You think he

counts his money every day. I never know
what's missing.

Somebody took my money.

I'm sorry, Fonzie. What? Oh, he's sorry
that someone stole your money. Oh,

that's such a thing. I got a good idea
about who it is.

You do?

Yeah, my sixth sense is going to tell
me. I'm going to look the guy square in

the eye.

What are you looking at?

Oh, nothing, Fonz. I'm just doing neck
exercises.

Well, it's your life. Whatever.

Tonight I'm going to know who it is and
I'm going to have a very good time. Oh.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

See you, Fonz. Bye, Fonz.

Siobhan's gonna show up? Oh, yeah. I
called him up. I told him we had an

emergency. I said there was a leak in
the bathroom and his office was sinking.

True, now.

I'm a little worried, though, you know?

I've been having all these people here
at night and my cook Frankie hasn't

up. I thought he was a little more
responsible than that.

You never know.

He's here!

Hold somebody right.

Patsy wanted me to put Ralph's trick
candles on the cake, but I thought we

too mature for that.

Thank you, Lori. Beth, make a wish.

We're too mature for this.

Close your eyes.

All right, now let me lead you, all
right?

Okay, here we go.

Open your eyes for a big surprise.

Happy birthday!

Speech! Speech! Speech!

A lot of us pooled our money together
and we bought you the bike for your

birthday.

I can't tell you that from the bottom of
my heart to my hair, I'm...

I'm deeply touched, you know.

Kids, this is just too expensive.

We just paid it out to the money from
your cigar box.

From my cigar box?

Yeah. See, we snuck into your apartment
and we took the money.

You took the money from my box.

Aren't you proud of us?

You took the money from my box. Yeah. It
was wrong, Arthur, but it was done with

love. Yeah, right.

That's not what I am worried about.
We're talking Frankie here.

Frankie isn't here.

Do I know that he ain't here?

I thought he took the money.

I got it in my head that he took the
money.

Oh, Fonz.

Yeah, that's right. I mean, it was my
sixth sense, you know. I thought he was

the thief. Oh, Fonz.

Yeah, I understand that, you know. I
mean, I said, all right, look.

You give me back my money or I'm going
to strangle you with your own tongue.

Oh, Fonz. Will you stop it with your,
oh, Fonz.

What happened?

Did you go beat him up? I didn't ask for
it. I went for his throat. He gave me,

I don't know, it must have been his
whole life savings.

Fonz, Fonz, that's not your money.

We had your money.

Thank you very much, Judge. I understand
that.

My six cents, you know, I mean, uh, hey,
look, Al, do me a favor. Get him on the

phone. When you get him down here.

Yeah, right, Fonz.

I can't believe this.

All right, Roger, go ahead, say it.

Say what, Fonz? You know. Go ahead. You
can say it. I don't have to. I can see

you're feeling bad enough.

Yeah, you don't know how low I'm
feeling. Go ahead. Say it. Okay, you

Hey, who told you to talk to me like
that?

Fonz, you told me to tell you. I didn't
twist your arm, did I?

A sixth sense. It never has failed me
before.

Fonz, he's not home. I talked to his
landlord. He said some guy in a leather

jacket was there and told him to get out
of town. That was me, Al.

Where did he go?

He's on a bus to Alaska.

All right, all right, all right. Mr. C,
is Mr. C still here? Here. Huh?

Huh? Oh.

All right, I'll tell you what. I'm just
going to jump on my bike. I'll be gone

for three days. I'm going to Alaska.

3 ,000 miles away?

Just tell me which direction.

Hey!

Happy birthday, Fonz.

I'm sorry I'm late. Some guy came in at
the last minute to buy a hoe.

But now it's party time.

What's the matter?

Bad cake?

Howard, Howard, Fonzie's party is
ruined.

Marion, I'm only five minutes late.

Am I that much, Fon? It wasn't your
fault, Howard. It was Fonzie's.

I'm sorry.

It seems that Chachi and Joanie took
Fonzie's money for a very good reason,

he thought it was Frankie who thought
Fonzie was going to kill him. So he gave

Fonzie his life savings and went to
Alaska.

You're swacked, aren't you?

No, no, Marion, look, I've had a very
hard day. I'll tell you what. I'm going

the men's room, and I'm going to splash
some cold water on my face, and then

I'll come out, and then you can tell me
the story again.

All right, Al. Al, give me a favor, all
right?

I want you to get a detective, set him
up to Alaska, find Frankie, get him back

down here, all right?

Al, get a detective. Don't study the
numbers on the bill.

You know, Fonz, when I go to the bank...

I always put my initial on all my
deposit money. I have ruined the man's

I'm not interested in hearing about
banking procedure now.

Fonzie, we were robbed today.

What? What are you talking about? That's
right, we were robbed today. Why don't

you tell me that? Well, the deposit was
missing from the kitchen. I didn't want

to upset you on your birthday, that's
all.

I mean, this money that Frankie gave you
has got my mark on it.

Wow. He must have taken it.

So when you went there and demanded your
money, he thought he got caught robbing

Arnold's, and he gave you back our
money.

Let me get this straight. That man is a
real thief.

Yeah.

Instinct. Oh, God.

Let's cut up the cake and have a party.

Uh, Bonds, can I talk to you for a
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you know? We're talking a humongous

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Very good.

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