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Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours,

happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all three floors.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Happy days are yours and mine. Happy days. Happy days are yours and mine.

days.

Happy

days

are yours and mine.

Happy days. All right.

Listen, I want you to listen to this letter. One of my students is applying

a job. I'm writing him a letter of recommendation, all right? Go ahead.

go. To whoever cares.

Bobby Milner is not a bad student.

He don't hit anybody smaller than him, and I don't think he steals.

He also don't spit when he talks.

Although that whiny little voice of his is going to get on your nerves.

You'll get accustomed to it. See, I did.

Knock your socks off.

Orthophons rarely teach you at large.

A little bit of perfection, huh?

Yeah, but it's not quite perfect.

What do you mean? It's just like that far away. Right. Hey, what do you say I

take this with me and I do just that much to it?

Oh, I appreciate that. Listen, do me a favor, okay?

Just don't show it to anybody until you fix it. All right, fine. Hey, just this

much. All right, hey. Okay.

See you later. Yeah. Hey, Raji, Raji.

Leave in the part about Bobby not spitting. They look for kinds of things

that. Right, don't I know it. Hey, Fonz, I'll get this back to you today.

Thanks. Mr.

Phillips? Oh, hi, Mr. Bell Goody. How's everything in the biology department?

Phillips, what are you doing in your underwear?

My underwear?

Now, these are my gym shorts. Then why aren't you in the gym?

Excellent idea. I'm on my way.

Always a pleasure to speak to you, Mr. Bell Goody.

Yes, I know.

Hey, Fonz, good luck.

There you are, Fonzarelli. Your ballot for the tutti.

What is it, Toti?

I thought that was common knowledge.

It is the award for Teacher of the Year. T -O -T -Y, Toti. And I won this

already. Thank you very much. This is merely the ballot for the nomination.

But don't waste your time. They're only for professional teachers.

Good day.

You know, you don't get off my K -7, not even since I was a student here.

You're not going to forgive me for doing a wheelie in your class, are you?

And to think we're both colleagues.

I'd better get accustomed to it, A -C -C -U -S -T -O -M -E -D.

I'll see you the night of the toadies.

Why bother?

If there's one thing I know in my heart of hearts, it's that you are not going

to win, Fonzarelli.

Oh, on the other hand, you're going to win?

That's right. You see, it's the students who nominate you.

And no matter what they do in my class this week, I am going to excuse it with

chuckle. You know, until five minutes ago, this award meant nothing to me. Now

it's my life.

I'm going to win it. You understand what I'm talking?

Ponzarelli, you are deluded, egomaniacal, and obnoxious.

You're bald.

Good morning, my little wonders.

Good morning, Mr.

Ponzarelli. Music to my ears.

You know what?

We're always rushing, aren't we, you know?

Let's chat today about stuff that we've never talked about before.

Maybe we could even look at the whole bulletin board.

All right, let's... Oh, look at this. Let's talk more about safety here, less

about accidents.

The sock -off Saturday. The sock -off, guys. Very clean fun. Good, good, good.

Look at this.

What have we here?

The nomination for the Toadie Award.

I think that stands for Teacher of the Year Award.

And here it is on our bulletin board.

Isn't that wonderful that some class is going to nominate their teacher as the

best teacher of the year?

Doesn't it warm your heart to think about that?

Huh? Yeah, the Toadie Awards.

Well, now, Eugene, now you can collect the homework, all right?

Let's go. Let's make it snappy, guy.

All right.

I put mine in a laminated plastic folder. Did you say nominated?

No, laminated.

I've also brought you a year's supply of these very same folders for your own

personal use.

My father owns an office supply store and...

He leaves me in charge at lunch. I can get anything you want.

Can you get out of my face?

You say it, I do it. I'm saying it. And I'm doing it.

All right, now, do I have everybody's homework here, gentlemen?

I see Tommy's finger go up.

Um, I don't have mine. You don't have your homework?

My dog ate it. Your dog ate it?

Your dog...

It's a big dog, Bobby.

Well, that's all right. I'm going to excuse this with a little chuckle.

Today,

gentlemen, we're going to talk clutches, all right?

Now, if my memory serves me correct, Bobby, you had trouble with clutches

time, right? Yeah.

I've canceled my whole afternoon schedule to stay with you after school

can go over clutches till you get it. Oh, I got to leave early today, Fonz. I

got a meeting, a sock hop committee. I got to split.

The sock hop.

Well, that doesn't seem unreasonable.

What, we've been here together now five, six minutes?

Why don't we just take the whole day off, huh?

Hey, guys, I'm going to be gone for a week. I got to go to Detroit. They're

going to give me some new manuals on equipment for my garage.

Have a good week.

Miss me.

And if you don't remember anything else that we've talked about over these past

few weeks, please remember that Fonzarelli has two L's.

All right.

I'll be out in the hallway here. and if you find Americans need a ride on my

motorcycle to any place in the metropolitan area, don't you hesitate to

huh?

All right. Oh, and finally, when you come back, I have a brand new assortment

colored rubber bands for you.

Thank you very much. That's very considerate of you, Gene.

What a great guy.

Thank you.

Hey, Joanie, what do you say we turn off the TV and think of something else to

do?

Oh, sure. Go right ahead.

I just thought of something we could do.

What?

Oh, calm down, woman. You're getting way too excited here.

I'm sorry. You know, my father doesn't like it when we neck.

Yeah, but you just told me you went to the Leopard Lodge meeting with your

mother. Well, he did.

I just have the feeling that he's lurking in the bushes watching me.

That's weird. I know.

Well, let me see if I can take your mind off it.

Kids...

Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but I'm under a lot of pressure, you know?

think you're under pressure? Yeah, look.

I think I'm going to be nominated for the Toadie Award.

Teacher of the Year. Fun. That's great. I think so, too, you know? But listen,

that's not all of it. I got to go to Detroit, see? Uh -huh. So I ain't going

be here for the final vote. You got to campaign for me. Help me win. Yes, of

course. We'll be glad to. Yeah. Well, you better get going. You don't want to

miss your plane, do you? Yeah, right.

Right. You don't mind doing this? Oh, it'll be fun. Yeah, right. It'll be fun,

you know?

There is a Marlon Brando film on. You don't want to watch that. No. No, all

right.

Resume, you know what I mean?

Have fun, folks. All right, I'll catch you later. Okay. Sorry.

Now, where were we? Right here.

Excuse me.

I understand. Look, Gus.

I want him out of town. Look, you'll get my mail, right, Joshy? Yes, fine.

All right, I'm sending you bye -bye. Bye -bye. Bye -bye, yeah.

Now, I know he's my cousin, and I love him a lot. I know.

But if he walks through that door one more time, I'm going to have to risk my

life and tell him off. Oh, no.

Now, let's see that pucker.

That's it.

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Thank you, thank you. And now, the award for best custodial engineer, that means

janitor, goes to... Mr.

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Congratulations, Mr. Gampolo. This is quite an honor, ten years in a row.

Three things.

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Thank you.

moment for Mr. Gampolo.

Same speech every year.

And now before we get to the highlight of the evening, the prestigious Toadie

Award, I'd like to point out that Mr. Al Del Vecchio provided the facilities

this evening.

And all he asked for in return was a chance to sing for you. So

for your entertainment pleasure, Mr. Al Del Vecchio.

I'd like to do a little song that's near and dear to all of our hearts. The

Jefferson Alma Mater.

What? Oh, sure.

Oh, Jefferson.

Oh, Jefferson.

Colors white and blue.

Oh, Jefferson.

Oh, Jefferson.

Okay.

What's the name of the school?

Jefferson. Yeah, Jefferson.

Al Delvecchio.

And now, and now the moment has come to give out the Teacher of the Year Award.

In a very few minutes, we'll find out who is the most favorite teacher at

Jefferson High.

And to present this award, we have six -time Toadie winner, Mrs. Agatha Frick.

in school. This is the Toadie Banquet.

Did I win again?

No, you're retired.

You're presenting the award this year.

Oh. Oh, that's nice.

Hi, Fonz. I hope I left too late. You know, my plane was late. I had to land

the street.

All right. Mr. Strick has given you the award right now.

You wonderful cutie. How are you? Hi, Fonz.

Ah, he's talking to me.

There's something I've got to tell you. It's all right. I've been over and over

my speech. I did it like 20 times.

It's all right, you little cutie. You go right ahead.

This year's winner is a newcomer to Jefferson High.

Some people say what he teaches isn't the most important subject, but I

disagree.

I can't tell you.

Fonz. I can't put into words. Fonz.

Hey, yeah.

I got a moment going here, huh?

I just lost my place. I'm sorry.

I can't put into words how satisfying it is. Fonz.

You didn't win. Roger won.

I had to congratulate my good friend, uh, Roger, you know, and then give him

this speech that I wrote for him. Well, Fonz, I don't need to read the speech.

I cannot put into words how satisfying I find teaching...

teaching auto shop.

It's a wonderful opportunity to shape and mold the minds of the next

I'm becoming accustomed, that's with two C's, to teaching students who are

enthusiastic... I just made a...

I threw a lot of myself in front of everybody.

Fonz, it's all part of life, not mine. Thank you very much.

This has been a wonderful evening.

Maybe I didn't win, but then again, I didn't humiliate myself.

Call me bald, will you?

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. In front of everybody, I went over that speech so

times, I wasted my time. I could have been talking to the stewardess.

Fonz.

You, get over here.

Get over here. You're going to be the first Italian on the moon.

Did I not ask you to campaign for me?

Fonz, I couldn't campaign for you. Why not?

Because you weren't nominated.

I wasn't nominated.

That's right.

Your class didn't nominate you. I didn't get the nomination.

Look, I'm sorry, Fonz. My class didn't nominate me. That's right.

They didn't nominate me.

You tell me I didn't get the nomination. Fonz, are you okay? I didn't get the

nomination. That's right, Fonz.

They didn't nominate me.

How's he taking it? I didn't get the nomination!

Oh, I feel sorry for Fonz. Are you kidding?

I feel sorrier for his clans.

Pass your homework up. Let's go right now.

Hey.

Fonzie, there's another meeting of the Thought Cop Committee today, and I was

just wondering... No! Sit down. You get a zero.

Next time you raise your hand. I did.

Yeah? You raise the other one.

Give me that homework.

I don't see Tommy's homework in here.

I did it. Yeah?

But my little sister tore it up.

I owe you a zero from the last time. Why? I called his mother. His dog ran

about six months ago.

And if I find out your sister ran away, I'm going to give you another zero.

You're a genius.

You'll get your homework out of that silly plastic stuff. I'm going to grade

if I can't touch the paper.

Oh, these wonder markers write on plastic and come off with an ordinary

rag. Too late, you get a zero.

A zero!

My free zero!

Oh, I feel faint. The room is spinning.

I suppose by now, you all know that Coach

Phillips won the Tootie Award.

Hooray!

Zero for each and every one of you.

Mr. Fonser, really?

Can I ask you a question? Shoot.

By any chance, did you want us to nominate you for Toadie? No, not at all.

Why would I want something like that? It's just like a show of respect and

It's just a great honor to get from your class.

Why would I want you to do that?

I wanted to nominate you. But when I brought it up, they laughed at me.

Racers that way.

at this man's idea and threw erasers at him.

No cast.

Mr. Ponzarelli, please.

It's true. We did laugh at him.

We heard you talking about that Tony Award.

We thought you were just kidding around.

We figured that you were too cool for that kind of stuff. That's all.

You did?

Yeah.

Don't you know that we think you're the greatest?

You do?

Yeah.

Mr. Fonzarelli, we didn't nominate you because we figured when you're good, you

know it.

And that's what you always told us.

I did?

You do?

You know, that's the great thing about school, isn't it? That everybody learns

something, huh?

Even the teachers.

I mean...

You think about it that way, you don't need awards, do you?

I mean, does a mother get an award for being a good mother?

No.

It's your own work, right? That's your reward. It's your pride in yourself.

But I'll tell you one thing.

The most important thing about this whole thing.

Mr. Bogarty didn't win, and if he did, I would have died.

You're all right.

You taught me something.

It's my turn to teach you something, huh?

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Up next, it's a very Brady lawsuit.

Uncle Fester from the Addams family hauls the bunch into court.

Will Cindy and Bobby have to commit perjury to protect their mother?

Find out in episode number 73, The Fenderbenders.