All language subtitles for happy_days_s08e07_and_the_winner_is

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.

These days are ours,

happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all three floors.

Monday,

Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday,
what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours.

Happy days are yours and mine. Happy
days. Happy days are yours and mine.

days.

Happy

days

are yours and mine.

Happy days. All right.

Listen, I want you to listen to this
letter. One of my students is applying

a job. I'm writing him a letter of
recommendation, all right? Go ahead.

go. To whoever cares.

Bobby Milner is not a bad student.

He don't hit anybody smaller than him,
and I don't think he steals.

He also don't spit when he talks.

Although that whiny little voice of his
is going to get on your nerves.

You'll get accustomed to it. See, I did.

Knock your socks off.

Orthophons rarely teach you at large.

A little bit of perfection, huh?

Yeah, but it's not quite perfect.

What do you mean? It's just like that
far away. Right. Hey, what do you say I

take this with me and I do just that
much to it?

Oh, I appreciate that. Listen, do me a
favor, okay?

Just don't show it to anybody until you
fix it. All right, fine. Hey, just this

much. All right, hey. Okay.

See you later. Yeah. Hey, Raji, Raji.

Leave in the part about Bobby not
spitting. They look for kinds of things

that. Right, don't I know it. Hey, Fonz,
I'll get this back to you today.

Thanks. Mr.

Phillips? Oh, hi, Mr. Bell Goody. How's
everything in the biology department?

Phillips, what are you doing in your
underwear?

My underwear?

Now, these are my gym shorts. Then why
aren't you in the gym?

Excellent idea. I'm on my way.

Always a pleasure to speak to you, Mr.
Bell Goody.

Yes, I know.

Hey, Fonz, good luck.

There you are, Fonzarelli. Your ballot
for the tutti.

What is it, Toti?

I thought that was common knowledge.

It is the award for Teacher of the Year.
T -O -T -Y, Toti. And I won this

already. Thank you very much. This is
merely the ballot for the nomination.

But don't waste your time. They're only
for professional teachers.

Good day.

You know, you don't get off my K -7, not
even since I was a student here.

You're not going to forgive me for doing
a wheelie in your class, are you?

And to think we're both colleagues.

I'd better get accustomed to it, A -C -C
-U -S -T -O -M -E -D.

I'll see you the night of the toadies.

Why bother?

If there's one thing I know in my heart
of hearts, it's that you are not going

to win, Fonzarelli.

Oh, on the other hand, you're going to
win?

That's right. You see, it's the students
who nominate you.

And no matter what they do in my class
this week, I am going to excuse it with

chuckle. You know, until five minutes
ago, this award meant nothing to me. Now

it's my life.

I'm going to win it. You understand what
I'm talking?

Ponzarelli, you are deluded,
egomaniacal, and obnoxious.

You're bald.

Good morning, my little wonders.

Good morning, Mr.

Ponzarelli. Music to my ears.

You know what?

We're always rushing, aren't we, you
know?

Let's chat today about stuff that we've
never talked about before.

Maybe we could even look at the whole
bulletin board.

All right, let's... Oh, look at this.
Let's talk more about safety here, less

about accidents.

The sock -off Saturday. The sock -off,
guys. Very clean fun. Good, good, good.

Look at this.

What have we here?

The nomination for the Toadie Award.

I think that stands for Teacher of the
Year Award.

And here it is on our bulletin board.

Isn't that wonderful that some class is
going to nominate their teacher as the

best teacher of the year?

Doesn't it warm your heart to think
about that?

Huh? Yeah, the Toadie Awards.

Well, now, Eugene, now you can collect
the homework, all right?

Let's go. Let's make it snappy, guy.

All right.

I put mine in a laminated plastic
folder. Did you say nominated?

No, laminated.

I've also brought you a year's supply of
these very same folders for your own

personal use.

My father owns an office supply store
and...

He leaves me in charge at lunch. I can
get anything you want.

Can you get out of my face?

You say it, I do it. I'm saying it. And
I'm doing it.

All right, now, do I have everybody's
homework here, gentlemen?

I see Tommy's finger go up.

Um, I don't have mine. You don't have
your homework?

My dog ate it. Your dog ate it?

Your dog...

It's a big dog, Bobby.

Well, that's all right. I'm going to
excuse this with a little chuckle.

Today,

gentlemen, we're going to talk clutches,
all right?

Now, if my memory serves me correct,
Bobby, you had trouble with clutches

time, right? Yeah.

I've canceled my whole afternoon
schedule to stay with you after school

can go over clutches till you get it.
Oh, I got to leave early today, Fonz. I

got a meeting, a sock hop committee. I
got to split.

The sock hop.

Well, that doesn't seem unreasonable.

What, we've been here together now five,
six minutes?

Why don't we just take the whole day
off, huh?

Hey, guys, I'm going to be gone for a
week. I got to go to Detroit. They're

going to give me some new manuals on
equipment for my garage.

Have a good week.

Miss me.

And if you don't remember anything else
that we've talked about over these past

few weeks, please remember that
Fonzarelli has two L's.

All right.

I'll be out in the hallway here. and if
you find Americans need a ride on my

motorcycle to any place in the
metropolitan area, don't you hesitate to

huh?

All right. Oh, and finally, when you
come back, I have a brand new assortment

colored rubber bands for you.

Thank you very much. That's very
considerate of you, Gene.

What a great guy.

Thank you.

Hey, Joanie, what do you say we turn off
the TV and think of something else to

do?

Oh, sure. Go right ahead.

I just thought of something we could do.

What?

Oh, calm down, woman. You're getting way
too excited here.

I'm sorry. You know, my father doesn't
like it when we neck.

Yeah, but you just told me you went to
the Leopard Lodge meeting with your

mother. Well, he did.

I just have the feeling that he's
lurking in the bushes watching me.

That's weird. I know.

Well, let me see if I can take your mind
off it.

Kids...

Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but
I'm under a lot of pressure, you know?

think you're under pressure? Yeah, look.

I think I'm going to be nominated for
the Toadie Award.

Teacher of the Year. Fun. That's great.
I think so, too, you know? But listen,

that's not all of it. I got to go to
Detroit, see? Uh -huh. So I ain't going

be here for the final vote. You got to
campaign for me. Help me win. Yes, of

course. We'll be glad to. Yeah. Well,
you better get going. You don't want to

miss your plane, do you? Yeah, right.

Right. You don't mind doing this? Oh,
it'll be fun. Yeah, right. It'll be fun,

you know?

There is a Marlon Brando film on. You
don't want to watch that. No. No, all

right.

Resume, you know what I mean?

Have fun, folks. All right, I'll catch
you later. Okay. Sorry.

Now, where were we? Right here.

Excuse me.

I understand. Look, Gus.

I want him out of town. Look, you'll get
my mail, right, Joshy? Yes, fine.

All right, I'm sending you bye -bye. Bye
-bye. Bye -bye, yeah.

Now, I know he's my cousin, and I love
him a lot. I know.

But if he walks through that door one
more time, I'm going to have to risk my

life and tell him off. Oh, no.

Now, let's see that pucker.

That's it.

Look where you get out!

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Same speech every year.

And now before we get to the highlight
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What? Oh, sure.

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Oh, Jefferson.

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Okay.

What's the name of the school?

Jefferson. Yeah, Jefferson.

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And now, and now the moment has come to
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In a very few minutes, we'll find out
who is the most favorite teacher at

Jefferson High.

And to present this award, we have six
-time Toadie winner, Mrs. Agatha Frick.

in school. This is the Toadie Banquet.

Did I win again?

No, you're retired.

You're presenting the award this year.

Oh. Oh, that's nice.

Hi, Fonz. I hope I left too late. You
know, my plane was late. I had to land

the street.

All right. Mr. Strick has given you the
award right now.

You wonderful cutie. How are you? Hi,
Fonz.

Ah, he's talking to me.

There's something I've got to tell you.
It's all right. I've been over and over

my speech. I did it like 20 times.

It's all right, you little cutie. You go
right ahead.

This year's winner is a newcomer to
Jefferson High.

Some people say what he teaches isn't
the most important subject, but I

disagree.

I can't tell you.

Fonz. I can't put into words. Fonz.

Hey, yeah.

I got a moment going here, huh?

I just lost my place. I'm sorry.

I can't put into words how satisfying it
is. Fonz.

You didn't win. Roger won.

I had to congratulate my good friend,
uh, Roger, you know, and then give him

this speech that I wrote for him. Well,
Fonz, I don't need to read the speech.

I cannot put into words how satisfying I
find teaching...

teaching auto shop.

It's a wonderful opportunity to shape
and mold the minds of the next

I'm becoming accustomed, that's with two
C's, to teaching students who are

enthusiastic... I just made a...

I threw a lot of myself in front of
everybody.

Fonz, it's all part of life, not mine.
Thank you very much.

This has been a wonderful evening.

Maybe I didn't win, but then again, I
didn't humiliate myself.

Call me bald, will you?

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. In front of
everybody, I went over that speech so

times, I wasted my time. I could have
been talking to the stewardess.

Fonz.

You, get over here.

Get over here. You're going to be the
first Italian on the moon.

Did I not ask you to campaign for me?

Fonz, I couldn't campaign for you. Why
not?

Because you weren't nominated.

I wasn't nominated.

That's right.

Your class didn't nominate you. I didn't
get the nomination.

Look, I'm sorry, Fonz. My class didn't
nominate me. That's right.

They didn't nominate me.

You tell me I didn't get the nomination.
Fonz, are you okay? I didn't get the

nomination. That's right, Fonz.

They didn't nominate me.

How's he taking it? I didn't get the
nomination!

Oh, I feel sorry for Fonz. Are you
kidding?

I feel sorrier for his clans.

Pass your homework up. Let's go right
now.

Hey.

Fonzie, there's another meeting of the
Thought Cop Committee today, and I was

just wondering... No! Sit down. You get
a zero.

Next time you raise your hand. I did.

Yeah? You raise the other one.

Give me that homework.

I don't see Tommy's homework in here.

I did it. Yeah?

But my little sister tore it up.

I owe you a zero from the last time.
Why? I called his mother. His dog ran

about six months ago.

And if I find out your sister ran away,
I'm going to give you another zero.

You're a genius.

You'll get your homework out of that
silly plastic stuff. I'm going to grade

if I can't touch the paper.

Oh, these wonder markers write on
plastic and come off with an ordinary

rag. Too late, you get a zero.

A zero!

My free zero!

Oh, I feel faint. The room is spinning.

I suppose by now, you all know that
Coach

Phillips won the Tootie Award.

Hooray!

Zero for each and every one of you.

Mr. Fonser, really?

Can I ask you a question? Shoot.

By any chance, did you want us to
nominate you for Toadie? No, not at all.

Why would I want something like that?
It's just like a show of respect and

It's just a great honor to get from your
class.

Why would I want you to do that?

I wanted to nominate you. But when I
brought it up, they laughed at me.

Racers that way.

at this man's idea and threw erasers at
him.

No cast.

Mr. Ponzarelli, please.

It's true. We did laugh at him.

We heard you talking about that Tony
Award.

We thought you were just kidding around.

We figured that you were too cool for
that kind of stuff. That's all.

You did?

Yeah.

Don't you know that we think you're the
greatest?

You do?

Yeah.

Mr. Fonzarelli, we didn't nominate you
because we figured when you're good, you

know it.

And that's what you always told us.

I did?

You do?

You know, that's the great thing about
school, isn't it? That everybody learns

something, huh?

Even the teachers.

I mean...

You think about it that way, you don't
need awards, do you?

I mean, does a mother get an award for
being a good mother?

No.

It's your own work, right? That's your
reward. It's your pride in yourself.

But I'll tell you one thing.

The most important thing about this
whole thing.

Mr. Bogarty didn't win, and if he did, I
would have died.

You're all right.

You taught me something.

It's my turn to teach you something,
huh?

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You'll wish that summer would always be
here.

That was just absolutely wonderful.

Yeah, sing along with Mitch. Gets better
every week. That is so true.

Oh, I meant to tell you, Chachi's called
every day to apologize for yelling at

you. He said it was just a
misunderstanding.

A misunderstanding is one thing, Marion,
but telling me to get out is just

downright rude. There's no excuse for
it. Well, I guess you're right, but he

meant well, you know.

Well, what should we do now?

Oh, you frisky devil.

Hi.

Get out.

I guess it's back in the car.

Yeah. No, no. No, no.

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It's much better that way. There. Make
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Up next, it's a very Brady lawsuit.

Uncle Fester from the Addams family
hauls the bunch into court.

Will Cindy and Bobby have to commit
perjury to protect their mother?

Find out in episode number 73, The
Fenderbenders.