All language subtitles for happy_days_s07e25_ralphs_family_problem

Monday, Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend come, but I go home, ready
to race to you.

Seek day the ride.

Oh, happy day. Seek day the ride.

Oh, happy day. Goodbye, gray sky, hello,
blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you. So right.

It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all day long.

Thursday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday,
what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

Please stay dry.

Happy days are yours and mine. These
happy days are yours and mine. Happy

Good morning,

everybody. Oh, good morning, Dad.

Breakfast ready, sweetheart?

Where's your mother?

Dad, she's performing Hansel and Gretel
for the children's hospital.

Mom's playing the witch.

Oh, the poor kids.

Where's my sweet roll?

This is your sweet roll.

I turned it into a pillow.

Look, I know all the world is a stage,
but can we keep this a breakfast table?

No, we don't have to practice. The
witch's part is too hard.

So mean.

big fraternity doings tonight.

We're going to pick this year's ATO
girl.

Lucky for them, I'm still in high
school.

Joanie, Joanie, come on.

You need a judge?

We got an expert.

Fonzie.

Oh, what an event. Two days of feminine
festivities.

Tonight's a swimsuit contest.

Tomorrow night, formal wear.

It's going to be great. Ralph's going to
be the emcee.

It'll be the social highlight of the
entire year.

Goodbye.

What's the matter?

That was Ralph's mother, Minnie.

And we were going to go shopping today,
but she just canceled and... And what?

Ralph's mother and father are going to
get a divorce.

It can't be.

Oh, they've been married over 20 years.

Seemed like such a happy couple. I
wonder what happened.

Did she say how Ralph's taking it?

Ralph doesn't know about it yet. Minnie
said...

His father's going to tell him tonight.

Oh, Howard. Poor Ralph.

They were just such a close family.

How are you? How are you? How are you?
Hi,

Ralph. Where's Mom?

She's not here yet.

I thought I'd give the two of you the
pleasure of riding downtown with me.

Oh, she just called.

And she can't make it.

What's wrong? Dad locked her in the
laundry room again?

He's such a wacky guy.

Yeah, we better get going, Ralph. We
don't want to be late for class.

Wait a minute. I just want to try out
this new joke I'm using tonight when I

emcee the contest.

All right.

Our next contestant is Amanda Stewart
from Idaho, the Potato State.

That's why she has six eyes.

Pretty good one, huh, Potato State? I
feel funny today.

I still got it.

You still got it, huh?

You're hot today.

The Yo Girl contest starts.

Why don't you start dinner?

It's your turn. I cooked for the last
three nights. It's not fair.

Who washed? Who cleaned? Who swept? I
did.

You're right. It's not fair.

Give me the pie, will you?

What are you doing? What are you lying
around for?

It's home. I'm relaxing.

Come in.

Hey, guys. How you doing?

Man,

I've seen shitty dumps cleaned in this
place.

That's because Ralph doesn't live in
City Dome.

Don't start, Potts. All right, what's
up, Josh?

Oh, my mom cooked some spaghetti for
dinner tonight, and we had a lot left

And me being such a nice guy, thought
you might like some. Great.

And it's free.

Great.

However, there is a $2 delivery charge.

There are two reasons why we're not
going to give you $2. Oh, yeah? What are

they? Reason number one, we spent all
our money in tuxedos. Reason number two,

we're bigger than you.

All right, you brokesters, dinner's on
me again.

Hey, Chauncey, you're a fucking
follower.

Hey, guys, hey, guys, get a load of
this. This will kill you, Ralphie.

What do you get when you cross a
billfold with an alligator?

I don't know. What?

I don't know either, but don't put it in
your back pocket.

That's a good one.

Hey, would you believe it? I just made
that up standing outside the door.

I can believe it.

See you later, Miss Mel. I'll get our
dinner, Mel. Hey, don't forget the

spaghetti for me. You got it.

You haven't been around for a while.
Well, you know what it is to be an

optometrist. Busy, busy, busy.

Everybody wants to see these days.

We'll have a minute, Dad.

Tell me, son, how are you and Weber
getting along?

Oh, fine, fine. He shares the rent and I
share the indigestion.

You see, nobody shares the cleaning.

Well, you're dressing for dinner these
days, I see. Hey, Dad, guess what? I'm

emceeing the ATO girl contest tonight.

Hey, that's terrific, Ralphie. You'll
make a great emcee. Oh, hey, here, look.

You can use these.

Huh?

Go ahead, put them on.

I don't know, Dad.

These were great in high school, but I'm
in college now, you know. Yeah, well,

I'm not in college. Come on, son.

Put them on.

Now,

ask me, do I know any college girls?

Dad, I don't know. Come on, ask me.

All right, all right.

You know any college girls?

Just one.

She ate strawberries and made rash
promises.

You can use that one, can't you, huh?

Save old Dad.

Ralphie, your mom and I are getting a
divorce.

Okay, okay, I'll play along. Tell me,
Dad, why are you and Mom getting a

divorce?

No joke, son.

Your mother and I have separated.

What?

You mean it?

But you and mom have always been so
happy together.

What happened?

We've grown apart, Ralphie. We just
don't want the same things anymore.

What about Mom?

This can't be that serious, Dad. Why
don't you two just talk it over?

That's just it, Ralphie. We tried,
but... Your mother doesn't understand

I'm trying to accomplish, and I just
don't understand what she wants anymore.

We just... I don't know. All we do is
argue.

Why?

Why, Dad?

I mean, where's the part about living
happily ever after?

Amen?

Things change, Ralph.

Your mother and I agree it's time to
split up.

You come in here making jokes and then
you tell me you're getting a divorce?

I didn't know how else to say it, son. I
mean, this is hard enough for all of

us.

You're a college man now, Ralphie. I
thought you'd understand.

Understand? Dad, aren't you even going
to try and save your own marriage?

It's too late, Ralph.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Son, it's over.

I'm sorry, Ralph.

But it's all over.

Oh, Malf, two spaghetti arcolas.

I'm not hungry.

Oh, come on, Malf, you gotta eat.

Hey, come on, buddy, I said you gotta
eat.

I said I'm not hungry.

Don't you ever listen to me? From all
the people in the world, I had to move

with a village boob.

All right, so I'm a boob.

I can't believe you.

Only a boob would call himself a boob.

Look, Potts, I'd really like to be alone
for a while, okay?

Hey, listen, Ralph.

Your father told me.

I can't talk about it.

I hear

advanced psychology.

Rejection. Ah, rejection, 395.

Come here.

We put in an emergency call.

Fonz, it's Malf. It's almost noon and
he's still in bed. He just lays there

staring at the ceiling.

You did good, the call. What do we do,
Fonz? We take action. That's fair.

Malf!

Threatened center.

Hi, Fonz.

There he is.

Hey, Malf, it's almost noon. Half the
day's gone.

So half the day's gone. What difference
does it make?

I've been up all night.

You know, it suddenly hit me at 3 o
'clock this morning.

I realized it doesn't matter.

I don't care. Uh -oh.

As Grandma Nussbaum told me, the
dirtiest four -letter word in the whole

is, I don't care.

Sorry, Fonz, but I don't.

Don't worry about it.

I worry about it. What you need is a
nice ride on my bike, get some wind in

face, clear out your brain. I bought you
an extra helmet.

Fonz, I don't want to ride.

You want to ride. That's right.

You better do it, Mal. Wind in your face
is better than Fonzie's knuckles.

Okay, it doesn't make any difference.

It makes a difference.

Change. You look like you're going to my
wedding. Gives me the jumps.

Vance, be real careful with him.

He's the only roommate I got. Got you.

That one out, Alfie.

One what?

A yell.

Make you feel better. You're inside.
You're as wished it is.

Wet lodging.

What's the difference, Bond?

Nothing's going to help.

Feel better?

Bond, that's great because I didn't
think we were going to make that curve.

You feel better?

You know, you're right, I do feel
better. Good, because here comes the

Don't eat so fast.

I've got to go to cheerleading practice.
See you later. I would have never

guessed.

I'll get it.

I can practice my witch walk.

Try and get to the door before the rainy
season, Mary.

Come in, my pretties.

Oh, Ralph, dear. Come in, dear.

I'm just practicing for Hansel and
Gretel. I play the witch.

Oh, I see.

Aren't I lucky?

Yeah.

Fonzie just dropped me off, so I thought
I'd say hello.

Hello. Hello.

Would you like something to eat?

No, thanks.

Sit down.

Oh, okay.

Thanks.

Fonzie took me out for a ride on his
bike.

There's nothing like the wind in your
face and the dirt in your hair.

Am I still a redhead?

Oh, fine.

Just fine.

And did you ever see your parents?

No.

Oh, Ralph.

What happened?

I just don't get it.

First I blame my mother, then I start to
blame my father.

But I love them.

I just don't know anymore. What if I'm
the one to blame?

Don't do this to yourself, Ralph.

Stop trying to blame anybody.

Nothing... You know, nothing is that
simple. I know, but, Mrs. C., I'm so

confused.

You see, I've been thinking that maybe
my parents stayed together all these

years because of me.

Maybe they didn't want me.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You
might be able to help your parents.

I'm not feeling sorry for myself.

Now, listen here, Ralph.

Malf, they not want you.

Your parents may have their problems,
but this doesn't affect how they feel

about you.

You can help them and yourself.

All right, what can I do?

Just love them and, you know, tell them
that you understand.

But I don't. I don't understand.

Oh, Ralph, look.

If Mrs. C and I were to get a divorce,
we would still love Joanie and Richie.

You and Mrs. C having problems, too?

No, Ralph. Howard is just trying to help
you understand. But your parents, they

love you.

They need you.

Talk to them and listen to them. They're
obviously not listening to each other.

They need that from you.

Well, I guess I could try.

You see, that's all that any of us can
do.

Yeah.

Maybe you're right.

I mean, I really didn't look at it that
way.

Thanks. Bye, Howie.

Oh, Howard.

Oh, that's just terrible.

The mouse spent all those years together
and now they're both alone.

Yeah. And you know, this just happened
so, so suddenly.

You know, sometimes one person doesn't
know what the other person is thinking.

I know, Marion.

You know, sometimes one person doesn't.

realize that the other person thinks
that she's changed.

Yeah, I know, Marion.

Sometimes one person has no idea that
the other person thinks that she's not

girl he married.

I love you, Marion.

Oh, thank you, Howard.

Come in, it's open.

Ralphie!

Ralphie, come in, come in.

Hey, good to see you.

Come on in, make yourself at home.

Hi, Dad.

Mom told me you were up here.

Yeah, yeah, well, it's not much. It's my
room away from home, as they say.

It's nice.

Yeah.

Hey, Ralph, I'm glad you came to see me.

Yeah, me too, Dad.

Me too.

You know, I've been doing some thinking.

I thought that, um... What... Dad, why
don't you try one more

time and call Mom?

Maybe you could reason things out now.

You know, it's been a while. Ralphie,
Ralphie, please. It just isn't that

Well, Dad, I've got a good idea.

You see, tonight, tonight I'm emceeing
the ATO Girl Finals. Well, I thought

was last night.

No, those were the semifinals, and Patsy
did it for me. He was pretty good, too.

Oh, too bad.

You see, Dad, tonight's the finals, and
I'm the emcee, right?

I'd like you and Mom to be there.

Ralphie, please.

Then you and Mom could talk.

Don't you see?

Ralphie, your mother and I have already
said all there is to say.

Dad, for me, please come.

I'm doing a lot of your jokes, you know.

What about, what about, what's yellow
and goes click -clack?

A ballpoint banana.

Oh, Ralphie. Oh,

Ralphie.

I'll try.

I'll try.

You know, I talked to Mom, and she said

she tried, too.

It's good.

Does he need anything?

I'm okay.

You bet.

You bet.

Come on, Chachi. We're going to be late
for the ATO Girl Finals.

Come on, I'll give you a ride. A ride?

In what?

Not in what. On my handlebars is what.

Well, what are you going dressed like
that? It's an ATO contest.

The band is wearing tuxedos. Why should
I wear the tuxedo?

I don't even get paid.

And besides, nobody takes me seriously.

Oh, enough small talk.

Easier options.

It's either with me and you on the
handlebars, or start walking. Now,

going to be?

Will you part?

No, no, no, no.

In just a few minutes, we will have the
decision of our esteemed judge.

The three lovely finalists will pass and
review one last time.

Looks like Ralph's parents aren't going
to show up.

Oh, Ralph, hi.

Hey, you're doing a great job.

Next year, the Miss Marigot pageant.
Hey, maybe after that, the Miss

pageant. Hey,

Ralph, they'll be here. They're probably
just late.

I knew they wouldn't show.

They both promised.

Right.

I'll be right back, okay?

I'm just on my way to the play.

Pass it on. It's like you know it.

And the time is up, ladies and
gentlemen.

That moment you've all been waiting for.

The envelope, please.

Thank you, Chachi Arcola and Drums.

Thank you, Mr.

Ponzarelli. On behalf of the brothers at
ATO, we'd like to thank each of these

lovely ladies for entering our pageant.

Now... Val, the envelope.

I'd like to take a minute.

To tell you that no matter who wins, two
of these young ladies will be

disappointed.

But you know, life is full of
disappointments.

Ralphie, you're going to love that
envelope.

I mean, things won't always go the way
we'd like them to.

But life goes on. Ralph, can I implore
you to read the envelope right now?

girl for 1961 is... Your parents are
having dinner together.

What? My parents are having dinner
together?

Ladies

and

gentlemen, the ATO girl for 1961 is...
And she is a looker.

Ellen Sweeney.

just wonderful.

The kids loved it when they pushed me in
the oven.

So did I, Mary.

Hey, how are you?

A .T .O. contest over? Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's all over. It was great, but I don't

have time to talk about it right now
because I got a date with L .B. I got to

change. You know, we're going to
Inspiration Point.

Jennifer, same thing he said. See ya.

And I'll be scoring the lucky winner.
Hey, she wins twice in the same night.

Good time.

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. C.

Thanks.

Is everything better?

Well, they're fighting again, but at
least they're talking.

I realize now that it's their problem.

I don't know what's going to happen, but
I do know that even if they get a

divorce, I'll always love them.

And they love me.

Yeah.

I'd like some hot chocolate.

Oh, she'd like that, and she'll make it.
Oh, yes, I have some marshmallows. Is

she going to keep that up all night,
Dad?

I heard that.

You can hold me when I hold you. So
right, it can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.