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Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. Thursday, Friday,

happy days. The weekend's come, so I go home, ready to race to you.

See the days arrive.

Oh, happy days.

See the days arrive.

Show them who's me. Oh, me.

The black, gray sky, yellow, blue.

Nothing can hold me when I hold you.

All right.

You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all along.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

Saturday night. Well, Saturday's your bumping night, Mom.

Well, this Saturday is special. It's our anniversary.

Not your wedding anniversary.

No, no. This is the anniversary of our first date. 28 years ago this Saturday

night, your father and I went for a drive in his cousin George's LaSalle.

That's a car.

He took you driving, huh?

Big spender.

Oh, we didn't drive all...

Went parking?

Well, uh -huh.

It was just swell.

Oh, that's amazing.

28 years and Dad has never forgotten.

Well, close.

28 years and Dad has never remembered.

Every year I buy a new dress and I wait for your father to come home and he does

and he says...

I got to sit out in LaSalle. Those are big words when your father was a hep

Now, dear, what did you want to talk about? Mom, go ahead and go shopping. It

can wait. Okay, I'll talk to you later, dear. Have a good time. Okay, bye -bye.

Oh, Richard, I got to run, dear. Yeah, hi, Mom.

Hey,

uh, Lori Beth, pay for my ice cream, will you?

I just got to dump off these books.

Listen up, girly.

Women have written things in my high school yearbook that you're too young to

read.

That I'm too young to read.

If you just give me ten seconds of your time, I'll straighten this out.

It's Chachi.

Coming on too strong?

Are you kidding? He's not coming on at all.

Oh. But you've dated, right? He hasn't even held my hand.

He's definitely losing interest.

Maybe he thinks I'm boring.

What do you think?

It's probably not your fault at all. Look, the kid's gunshot.

You've been putting him down for years, right?

Yeah, right.

Well, I'll bet he thinks if he tries to kiss you or something that you'll

probably laugh right in his face.

Yeah.

Well, did you ever feel that way with a girl?

Richie Cunningham knows no fear.

I am a thundering steam engine. I get the feeling and I just swing with it.

Richie! I'm swinging right over...

Oh, you let the ice cream melt all over your hands.

I was waiting for you.

Well, you should have waited in the shade.

The fat kid was in the shade.

I'll clean these up here.

I'm sorry. I will. Talk to Joanie for a second, will you? She's got some kind of

a problem.

Don't touch the furniture.

What's your problem?

There's this girl, and we've been friends for a really long time.

And I'm ready to make my move.

Only it's not moving. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you mean. I'll

talk, no action.

What's the chick's name?

Joni Cunningham.

Joni Cunningham.

You're doing anything to Joni.

Stay by the phone.

Hello. Oh, hello, Dolores.

Yes, sweetheart, I know you just called.

Hey, do me a favor. Will you send me a picture for the wall?

Thanks a lot.

All right, you doing anything slick or crazy to Joni? No, Fonz, I haven't even

kissed her yet.

That's why I'm here.

You haven't kissed her yet. All right. There's your shirt. Nice. Me.

See,

it's from all those years that I was shorter than her. Yeah, yeah.

I feel like she feels I'm a little kid and she can't take me seriously.

That could be a very big problemo.

Hey, Mal. Hey, Stan.

Have you seen Rich? Yeah, of course I've seen Rich. He's got a square jaw,

red hair.

pretty funny, though. Yeah, man, I'm gonna check right out to you in a

all right? Thanks a lot.

Fonz, Richie isn't here. That's right, Richie ain't here, but I'm gonna invite

Mal Finn, and he's gonna tell us about his technique in dating shit.

Fonz, this is important to me. Don't kid around. Hey, I'm not kidding around.

Johnny don't take you seriously. Nobody takes him seriously, and he still dates,

right? I want you to listen up and listen carefully.

I checked all over the place where you don't seem to be. I could use your help

to plant yourself, right?

Oh, sure, Paz. Yeah.

Wait.

You want me to help you move something?

No, I want your help in telling us your secret.

In your technique in dating chicks.

You're asking me advice about chicks?

You heard it roll right off my tongue.

The Paz is asking me advice?

It's about chicks?

That's right.

Everybody, did you hear? The Fonz wants my advice on chicks.

The Fonz wants you to close the door and sit down again.

I gotta go in now.

Can you go in, please?

I am so flattered, Fonz. This is very funny, you know, because it just so

happens that I have a theory on this matter.

Yes, you see, when I go and pick up a chick, I like to make her feel at ease

right away.

so she doesn't think I'm a snob or anything.

And the best way to do that is to make them laugh. My specialty.

So, on the way out to the car, I pretend to trip, you know.

Excuse me. Oh, sorry, miss.

Now, before you break something, thank you so much.

Buzz, you didn't even ask about the second date yet. You know why I wear the

funny nose? You know what? We're not up to that section yet. As soon as we are,

you're the first one I call, huh? Thanks for coming in.

No problem, Fonz. I got a genuine kick out of it.

The Fonz wanted my advice on chicks!

Between you and me, I got a big mouth.

Richie thinks he's afraid of me, so he won't even kiss me.

Oh, you mean like Richie.

He didn't touch me for three months.

What finally broke the ice?

Well, I cooked him a real nice dinner.

Showed I thought he was special.

was really exciting.

Exciting, huh? Must be talking about me.

Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay.

I can invite Chachi over for dinner.

But he's probably more interested in Jenny Piccolo.

You know that she hid in his gym locker overnight?

You think I got a chance?

I'll go ask them.

shortcake out yet?

I'm not sure if I should.

I wanted to take you to the best restaurant in town, A Petite Milwaukee.

I probably spilled something to make a fool out of myself.

Hey, what is that, more quitting?

Let's call my office, huh?

First vision of my hotline.

Hey, can I sit at your desk? Hey, that's not good crazy, huh?

What are you looking for?

Chachi. Oh, so give out some information.

What's Chachi really like on a date?

Animal, right?

Right. Hey, I don't want to sound like a gossip or anything, but did you hear

that Jenny Piccolo hid in his gym locker?

All right, you feel more relaxed now? I feel great.

I can't believe it. My first reservation.

Saturday night, 8 o 'clock.

Yeah, listen, if you're sure if you book Saturday.

Yeah? Go and have any dessert.

Thanks a lot.

I need to dance with you.

Not here, my place. You start dancing, I'll be there.

A few bucks. A chocolate mouse is on me.

That's chocolate mousse. Hey, I gave you enough for one dessert.

Hey, Bob.

Bob, did you see Joni?

Joni, look. I'm sorry, Chuck. I'm in a big hurry.

Joni, I got a big problem.

Look, my aunt asked me to babysit my two cousins Saturday night.

But Rich has two extra tickets to Bobby Rydell.

Oh. Oh, could you do it for me? There won't be any trouble. They'll be in bed

eight and they don't bite anymore.

I'll be glad to.

Oh, great.

This Saturday night fits in perfectly with my plans.

Oh, that's terrific. Listen, I'll drop him off 7 .30 Saturday night.

Bobby Rydell.

Gee, I wonder if he's as excited as I am.

Did you want to say something, Cassie? Oh, no, there's nothing.

Just a silly idea I had.

I'll see you later.

You know, while I'm babysitting Saturday night, Mom and Dad will be out either

bowling or celebrating their anniversary, and Richie will be out with

Beth. And I'll be all by myself.

And Posse's cousins, of course.

And I was wondering if maybe you'd like to come over and I'll cook for you. You

don't have to. No, no, I'd like to.

Great. See you about eight.

Terrific. Great.

Terrific. Great.

Sorry, Chacha, I'm busy Saturday night.

Yeah, well, Saturday night, I'm finally going to make my move with Jody.

Oh, I love all you kids. It's so much fun.

Keep your eyes to yourselves.

Well, children, what do you think?

Mom, very pretty.

Well, thanks.

Look fast, because your father will be home in a minute. and he'll say, well,

Marion, why are you all gussied up?

Gussied up? He's a hep cat.

Then I'll be back down here in my bowling shirt. Well, maybe he'll

time. Sure, and I'll grow feathers and lay an egg.

Hi. Hi, Dad.

Marion,

this is bowling night. Why are you all gussied up?

No, I never forgot.

For 27 years, I have pretended to forget.

I did it on purpose, Marion. It was all part of a plan. So that tonight, you

would really be surprised.

Tony told you. Right.

Doesn't matter, Howard.

I love you.

Listen, I got a wonderful evening planned.

Come here. I want you to take a look at this.

up to Inspiration Point.

Oh, isn't that exciting?

All right, head him up, move him out. I got the tow truck all fired up for you.

Hey,

Mr. C.

Just between you and me, when you get started, don't you worry about a thing

because I got my blindfolds packed, you little devil.

Tony, don't you look beautiful, huh?

And I saw Chachi, he looks very dapp.

Please, try to work in the word dapper. It makes him feel good.

Thanks.

Yeah, Joanie and Chachi, a romantic evening.

Richie, Lori Beth, huh? A romantic evening.

Mr. C, Mr. C, a romantic evening.

The Fonz, driving a tow truck.

Tonight is going to be a disaster. I have to work in the word dapper. Oh,

Lasagna? You're making lasagna?

Yeah.

When Lori Beth had me over to dinner, you know, at her house, all I got was

Cheerios.

Oh, maybe that's Chach, huh? Here we are.

Hi, I'm Joni. I'm Sally.

I'm Michael.

Did he just say Michael?

No, his name's Michael. He just got over a cold.

Well, come on. Let's go upstairs and I can show you where you can sleep.

No. I'm going to get you for this, Patsy.

No, Rich, listen. Let's get to the concert early because I want Bobby

sign my album.

That's a Fabian album. Yeah, they were out of Bobby Rydell.

Oh, hey, hot stuff.

Look who's here, huh?

But not too good, fuck.

Okay?

Nice flowers.

Thank you.

Oh.

They're for you.

Oh, thank you. I also bought you some...

Looks like I crushed it. Oh, that's all right. Now I'll be able to see which

kind I like.

close again.

That's...

here for one second.

How would you like to have a real man -to -man talk?

Who with?

Now, you've been up and down those stairs 45 times in the last hour. I

know you could count that high.

Now, if you come down one more time, I'm going to hurt your little body.

Are you kidding?

No.

Good night. Good night.

It's Michael. I did a bad thing.

I told him not to come downstairs anymore, and now Sally says he can't

This is on my mind. Let's go looking on him. Oh, that's silly. Now, if he

couldn't breathe, he'd come down and tell us.

Yeah, well, normally he would.

But I threatened to hurt him if he came downstairs.

Oh. Believe me, I would much rather be sitting here with you.

But this is bugging me. Let's go check on him. Right.

Come on. He's not going to kill you. What's the matter?

this happened to my cousin Vinny.

I know what he needs. He needs steam.

Steam? Yeah, like in the bathroom with a hot shower running. It'll clear him up.

Oh, right. I don't want to take a shower.

No, you don't get in the shower. You run the hot water, you inhale the steam.

Now, come on.

And Tati, Tati, let me do it.

I feel like I should.

Okay, I'll call the doctor.

Come on.

When you're done, wait on the couch.

it's so hard for you to take me seriously.

Maybe even like a boyfriend.

Guess it wasn't meant to be.

Good night.

I think you're very dapper.

Kiss me again.

I think my food's drying out.

Look, Joanie, just go to bed, all right? Look, it's 3 o 'clock.

I can't sleep until Mom and Dad get home.

What if something happened to them? Oh.

Well, well, well, well, well.

Well, children, what are you doing still up?

Waiting for you.

Oh, my goodness, I had no idea what time it was.

Richard, I'm sorry. It'll never happen again. I should hope not.

You know, you say you're adults, but you show no consideration for us at all.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry, kids.

Well, it's late. Go on up to your room. We'll talk about it.

You can hold me.