All language subtitles for happy_days_s07e17_hot_stuff

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
Thursday, Friday, happy days. The

but I go home, ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Oh, happy days.

These days are ours.

Show them what we need. Oh, baby.
Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

Nothing can hold me when I hold you. So
right.

You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Not a bad crowd tonight.

At least last night there were two
people dancing.

Yeah.

What'll it be?

You a waiter now or something?

No, no. I've made Chachi an executive.

Yeah, that's right.

And I'm going to come up with some ideas
on how to attract more customers to

this establishment.

Yeah, maybe you didn't notice, but
business has not been too gung -ho

No, I hadn't really noticed, Al.

Well, at least you guys are here. Hey,
I'm going to make something special for

you. I'll be right back, okay?

Not a bad crowd tonight.

Kind of spread out a little. Make
yourselves look like more people, okay?

Hey, blue eyes.

Oh, by the way, do you know that I'm an
executive now? And do you know what that

means? It means that I don't have any
more time for small talk.

So, this is your last chance.

You gonna go out with me?

Maybe. I'm gonna tell you something. One
day you're gonna turn me down one time

too many.

Maybe.

You guys go on without me. I'm going to
talk to my brother.

Johnny, are you telling me you're
finally going to go out with Chachi?

I might.

All the girls think he's really cute.

If I don't make a move, they're going to
pounce on him.

The dating world's a jungle, guys.

I'm going to go in the kitchen and work
on my maybe.

Guys,

I've got a confession to make.

I'm leaving Arnold's. I'm going to
Merlin's pub.

Oh, come on, Ralph, you can't. How could
you?

There are women there.

Are you telling me you'd leave Al for
women? In the blink of an eye.

Rich, there are adult women at Merlin's.
They're of a different sociological

strata. They're easy. Right. Oh, sure.

What do you care? You guys have
girlfriends.

I don't. There are only high school
girls here. You know I can't survive

women. You've done a great job so far.

But you both know as well as I do that
we should be where the excitement is. I

mean, what are we still doing here?

All right, look. Oh, Mal.

Look, maybe you're right.

Maybe you're right, but if we leave
Arnold's, then Fonzie would leave

And then everyone would leave Arnold's.
And then there would be no Arnold's.

Wow, it happened so fast.

What do you mean? It happened already.
There's no one here.

What about your loyalty, Ralph, huh?

Al's having a rough time.

Now, I don't think we should abandon
him. Look, I feel bad for Al, but I feel

worse for me.

So I'm just going to go and check out
some of the hot spots in town, and then

I'll come back.

Oh, guys, try to understand.

Well,

I'm not ashamed.

Hi, Fuzz.

Where are you going?

Where am I going?

Go out and donate some blood.

I'm going to Merlin's pub.

No, all right.

All right, Fonz.

I'm going to Merlin's. I admit it. But
can you blame me? I mean, there's no

girls here anymore. It's nothing. It's
just no fun. It's like death here.

I was just going to give you a hand, you
know. I don't blame you. If I was you,

I'd go to Merlin's pub, too.

In fact, Jermaine is there right now.

Probably dancing with every Tom, Dick,
and Harry.

No, no, it's okay. Look at me. I've
become a burden on my friends. Hey, Al,

are you saying? Ah, the restaurant
business has passed me by.

I'm a shipwashed ashore. A bird with hot
wings.

A 57 Edsel in the showroom of life.

There's nothing here for me.

Wait, Al. Hey, Al, get over here.
There's something else.

I got a plan that's going to pack this
joint. Pack?

We're talking Sardine City.

They're going to knock down your door.
You hear that? They're going to knock

down your door.

No, no, no. I got a swinging door.

There you are.

All right. We spread the word all over
town, right? Every night, 10 o 'clock, I

am going to perform a motorcycle stunt
that is not to be believed.

Great. All right. I'm going to climb up
on Arnold's roof.

All right.

And Ralph is going to ride my motorcycle
right by.

Yeah. And when he gets to a certain
point below me, he's going to jump off.

at that instant, I'm going to jump down
on my bike and take off.

I have a question.

Well, at least let's give it a shot now.

Fonzie, you're crazed.

Jumping off the roof? You'll miss.

Maybe the first night, but I'll get the
hang of it.

Maybe the first night? Wait a minute,
Fonzie. You could get killed.

Probably not.

Probably not?

Probably not? No way am I going to let
you get hurt.

Oh, bless you, Al. Oh, there's more?

Important things are success and money.
Hey, don't jump on my throat, all right?

It was my first idea.

Yeah, the first idea is not always going
to be the answer. Yeah. I'll think of

something. What about that guy that
discovered gravity?

Uh, Isaac Newton.

Exactamundo. Three apples, four on his
head. He didn't know what happened. He

baked a pie. Then he got the message.

I'll get it, too.

I'll bet you will.

You know, Fonz, you're an inspiration.

That's what they say.

Just a minute ago, I felt like I was a
crushed beer can.

A tire rolling to nowhere.

An old newspaper in the birdcage of
life.

But you, you gave me inspiration.

And you know what I'm going to do? I'm
going home right now, and I'm going to

get into my tub, and I'm going to think.

I'm going to spare it out. Yeah, hey,
Chucky.

Yeah.

Listen, do me a big favor. Lock up, will
you? Be sure to turn off the grill. Oh,

yeah, sure. You know where I'm going
first?

I'm going to Merlin's Pub, and I'm going
to drag... Germaine, out of there.

Go get her out.

All right, now, look. We all know that
it's very wonderful that he's so

encouraged, but he ain't going to think
of that many things sitting there in his

hot tub, right?

It's up to us, right? Right. Conference
time, Richie.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, Rich, you ready?

Oh, hey, LB.

Fonz? Yeah.

Listen, I'd love to have a conference
about this, but it's Lori Beth's

you know, and I promised her something
special.

I can dig it.

A very happy B -day to you. I'll see you
later, gentlemen.

Conference time.

Really?

Wait a second, Fonz.

You haven't invited us to a conference
in such a long time.

I have never invited you.

It's longer than I thought.

Hey, Todd, you want to walk me home?

Every step of the way.

Uh, weren't you supposed to do something
before you left?

Yeah, lock up. I'll go find you
something. He'll take care of it. Don't

about it.

Listen, on the way home, could you and I
maybe stop somewhere?

Maybe.

Another maybe.

I am rolling.

You're the kings of higher education.
Communication. Put on your thinking

will you?

I got two ideas, Fonz. Oh, that's a
record. What are they? Number one. Yeah.

invite President Kennedy down to
Arnold's to dance with the girls.

Two. Two? We put more pennants up on the
walls.

That's my roommate.

And that's why I don't invite you in
here.

Looks like we're going to be a while.
I'm going to go get some sodas. Hey,

ditto. Orange.

Crazy, you can't go out there.

Flame's up to the ceiling. Well, what
are we supposed to do? Just stay calm.

But there's a fire out there. Stay calm.

We're gonna die. Stay calm.

Stay calm. Stay calm.

I'll get the phone. I'll get the phone.
Stay calm.

All right.

Oh, man, it's dead.

Don't say dead.

The window.

Yeah.

There was on that window. He's right.
He's right.

Well, what are we gonna do? The fire
won't be here in a minute. All right,

Put this over your mouth and your nose
and get down as close to the grass as

can. I'll punch. What good's that gonna
do?

Will you just get down?

It's going to help you to stop choking
from the smoke. I'll keep you out of my

way. What are you going to do, Fonz?

What are you going to do?

I'm going to go out the back door.
There's no back door.

Well, there's going to be one I'm
finished with.

Wait a minute.

What, you can't smash through a wall?

Have you got a better idea, Mouse?

Good luck, Fonz. Yeah, that's what I
like to hear.

And don't wrinkle the leather.

Yeah.

Concrete. No.

No.

He's out cold. His helmet's cracked.

Oh, no.

Poor Fuzz.

But you've got to get him through. You
bring him through. I'm going to...

This is the best birthday I ever had.

Me too.

I heard something.

Oh, that's my heart pounding.

No, really, I thought I heard something.
I'm telling you, Albie, it's nothing.

Rich! No, Rich, look!

car over there, but not until I get the
chain out, alright?

Okay, come on. Okay, right in here.
Easy, easy.

Okay.

Are you guys all right? Yeah, I hope so.

Oh, Rich, he's coming around.

Fonz, you all right?

Yeah, I think so. I just hear bells.

No, no, those are sirens, Fonz. Oh, then
I'm all right.

Who pulled me out of there?

Ralph and Patsy.

It's a miracle.

Well, I guess everything's all right.

Yeah.

Except for Arnold.

Sweetheart. It's too late for that now.

That's right.

Yowza, yowza, yowza.

I can't find the initials I carved
anymore.

I feel so awful.

Don't you?

I don't believe that.

Arnold!

This booth.

Fancy taught us a lot in this booth.

He was just getting to the good stuff.

Yeah.

Want to blow your nose?

Not in here.

The timbers are loose.

Look at that. The man's leg burns down.
He's still telling jokes. What a person.

I just got back from the insurance
company.

And they practically called me a crook.

They said their investigation proves it
was an inside job.

Inside job?

The only people who were inside were
Ralph and Patsy and Fonzie. They were in

the bathroom.

It's ridiculous.

I don't know. They said the fire started
in the kitchen.

They found a burnt -up apron on the
grill.

They found a burned apron on the grill?

Yeah, they also found out that my
business hasn't been too good lately,

well, they think I did it.

Oh, that's crazy.

Al, how do you think it happened?

I don't know. I only know I didn't do
it.

And it was Clarence's night off, and I
know Clarence didn't do it.

And Chachi was here to lock up and turn
off the grill, and I know Chachi didn't

do it.

Not on purpose.

What does that mean, not on purpose?

Hal, I'm sorry.

It was an accident.

I forgot to shut off the grill.

You forgot?

I don't know what to say, Al.

I'll work for you free for the rest of
my life.

Well, look on the bright side, Al. Now
at least you can collect the insurance

money.

Well, that's right.

That's right.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is
crazy.

The man burns down arms and you're
telling me it's okay?

Come on, Fonz, he feels bad enough. Get
over here.

Bad enough?

You don't feel bad enough when you burn
a man's life down.

That man trusted you.

What'd you do, send your brain on
vacation?

Fonz, it was an accident. No, accidents
just happen. This is your fault. You

caused this.

Irresponsibility.

You're right. You're right, I'm right!

I'm sorry.

kind of rough.

No, I don't think it was kind of rough.

I'm his cousin. I know him. He's got to
think about what he just did.

It's not going to break him.

Al, what are you going to do now?

Well, I'm going to go back home to
Kenosha.

Hey, Al, wait a minute.

Before you do something like that, why
don't you think about taking the money

and building a new place?

That's right, Al.

Now you can make it different. You can
You can build the kind of an Arnold's

that can compete with these new flashy
places. Now you're talking. What kind of

money it would take to build a place
like that? I don't have that much of the

insurance money.

Anyway, I think it was a message from up
there about this burning down.

Could be.

No.

The restaurant business has just passed
me by.

I'm sour milk. I'm a dodo bird.

I'm crabgrass in the garden of life.

I'm going back to Kenosha.

Thanks, everybody.

Last one out.

Turn off the lights.

Turn off the grill.

Lock up for me, okay?

like that song, but I love it when I'm
the jolly good fellow.

There you are, jolly good fellow. Yeah,
I tell you, Al, I'm really going to

miss you.

I'm going to miss all of you. You've all
been wonderful friends.

You will pay us a visit once in a while,
won't you? Oh, yeah. I promised

Germaine I'd be back for her dog's
birthday.

It'll just be a small party, me and four
poodles.

make your phone calls later.

No, not this time.

I gotta talk to Fonz.

See, if I don't settle this with him, I
won't be able to enjoy myself.

Well, he'll be here any minute. You can
settle it then.

Besides, my dad's gonna let me sip a
little champagne.

Come on.

Parties make me wild.

Just a big tonight to get wild.

Well, it's too bad that Arthur's late.

Oh, no, he's gonna be here. He just had
one more car to work on. I talked to

him. I hope he makes it. My bus to
Kenosha leaves in an hour.

Al, if you miss the bus, I'll drive you.

Look at that. He wants to do everything
for me.

Hey, Al.

How you doing, everybody? I'm glad I
didn't miss you because I got you

You didn't have to do that. Hey, I know
that. I know that. But here it is. Open

it, Al. Al.

I'll open it. He wants to do everything.

There it is.

your money, huh? You go hire a builder,
you put Arnold's back on the map.

Where'd you get that kind of money? Have
I not been working since I was six

years old? Have I not saved a few bucks?

Oh, Arthur, that's wonderful.

I want to tell you something. I match
your insurance money there dollar for

dollar, 50 -50.

You mean partners?

Only if you want to. Otherwise, consider
it a loan.

Oh, no, no. Partners is wonderful.

You and me.

Yeah. Together.

Yeah. Two Italians.

Ginda.

It's life savings.

What about your garage, Fonzie? Hey,
that's my life. I'm not going to give

up, right? So I got myself a
representative at this particular great

Oh, I'd be honored. Chachi. I don't
think I'd have the time.

Me?

Me, Fonz, really? You're Fonz, really,
right?

You been thinking about what happened?
Night and day.

I was irresponsible.

You're gonna forget it? Never.

All right, ask me about my jacket.

How's your jacket? Oh, it's very warm.
It's cozy. You forget? No. Good.

Leave it right here, man.

This is the happiest day of my life.
We're gonna rebuild...