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On say Monday, happy days.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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Thumpin' thumps, let's all go humps.
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Ready to race to you.
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These days are ours.
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Happy days.
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These days are ours.
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Sheldon, please.
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Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.
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There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you.
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So right, you can't be wrong.
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Rockin' and rollin' all week long.
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Sunday, Monday, happy days.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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Saturday, what a day.
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Prove it all week with you.
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We have to talk about our spring
vacation.
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I've got something to say, and we might
as well get right to it. Okay. Yeah.
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Now, I've been examining the situation.
Rich, Rich, I want you to meet my new
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friend. We're an item. She's new in
town.
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Oh, hi.
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It's very nice meeting you. I'm Richard
Cunningham. Nice to meet you. I'm Susie
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Simmons.
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Don't you love that, Rich? Isn't that
cute, huh? I don't really talk like
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Just six more months, and I don't have
to wear the retainer. The gap's almost
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closed.
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been at the laundromat. Yeah, I'm the
assistant supervisor at Suds and Splash.
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Yeah, that's a very nice place.
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Cassie worked at a dry cleaner's one
summer.
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Fellas, fellas, I'm trying to talk to
you about the trip.
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Every year I go where you guys want to
go.
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Last year you dragged me to Chicago to
stare at the Playboy Mansion.
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The year before that, you drive me to
Oklahoma to visit Mickey Mantle's
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Yeah, wasn't that great? We really met
her and everything.
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with us this year, Ralph, for the first
time. And I got a terrific idea.
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Let's hear it.
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I think we should go camping.
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Oh, you mean like in a cabin?
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No cabin.
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What do you mean?
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No cabin. No cabin?
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Tents. Tents. Yeah, we're going to rough
it. Oh, it's going to be great. Fresh
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air.
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God's country.
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What do we know about camping? You know
nothing. That's right. I know
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everything. So you just leave it to me,
all right?
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You guys don't have to do a thing.
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I'll be the leader.
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So what do you think?
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I don't like tans. What do you think?
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Okay, by me.
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Great! Oh, I'm real happy about that.
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Okay, you guys get some gear together.
I'll go over to your house. We'll
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organize the whole thing.
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We're going to do a lot of things.
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I've got to get some mosquito netting,
some snake bite kits, nasal spray,
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allergy pills.
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Rich, if we have a terrible time, just
let it be known it's going to be your
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fault.
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is going to be his fault.
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Rich talked us into going on a camping
trip. I'll see you later.
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Nice meeting you.
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It's time to go. Come on.
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Oh.
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Camping, huh? Yeah. That sounds like a
kick.
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I think, you know, I've been cooped up
for a year, right? In the garage.
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I think I'm going to go with you.
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Fonz? Hey, that's all right. I can close
down the garage.
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Fonz? No, no. Come on. I'm going to have
a great time. Don't worry about me.
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Fonzie, I don't want you to come.
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See, I knew it. I knew I would hurt your
feelings.
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You didn't hurt my feelings.
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You didn't hurt my feelings. I just want
to know why.
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Well, Fonzie, this may sound kind of
silly to you, but I... See, I had this
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that I would be the leader.
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You know, and if you went, why, you
would take charge of everything. I'm
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charge. Oh, besides, I happen to know
more about this than you do.
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Is that so?
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Yeah, tell me.
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Which side of a tree does the moss grow
on?
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Bitch, who cares?
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I know what kind of berries are safe to
eat. I know how to take care of snake
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bites. I can tell time with a stick.
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All right, Daniel Boone, take me out to
the wilderness, huh?
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You be the chief, I'll...
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say jump, I'll ask how high.
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Yeah, you say that now, but I got a
hunch it's going to change. Oh, no,
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Oh, no. Cross my heart. Hope to die.
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Stick a needle in your eye. Stick a
needle in my eye.
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Forget that. It's okay.
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I'll tell you something, Rich.
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I'll tell you.
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don't have a good time.
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leadership here, Fonz.
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Everybody rally.
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your fault.
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You and your dumb camping trip.
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Yo, Chief!
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Yeah, Fonz.
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We'll get a fire going. We'll have some
dinner. We'll sing some songs. Yeah.
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All I see in here are cans. Where's the
can opener?
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Potsy Wotsy brought it.
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Oh, I didn't bring it. I thought you
brought it.
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Oh.
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Uh, Potsy Wotsy?
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Yeah, Fawn? I don't mean to disturb a
very gentle moment like that, but you
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we're going to open these cans with your
forehead.
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Now we just got to get a fire going. Uh,
Potsy, you got the matches?
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No, I thought Cassie brought them.
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Well,
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uh, anybody else have matches?
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Hmm? Matches?
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No matches.
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Sticks.
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We got sticks.
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Yeah, I can, uh, I can get a fire going
with these. You just watch.
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Sure.
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Well, you got to give the chief credit
because he's rubbing his little heart
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out.
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It's time to work. You see that?
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It's a miracle.
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Did anybody bring a camera?
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Did I tell you this is going to be the
greatest?
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We're going to get a blazing fire going.
We're going to barbecue some
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hamburgers. We're going to have some
marshmallows, you know. And later, when
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fire burns down, we'll tell ghost
stories.
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has had it any better than this. No, but
they're dead.
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Excuse me.
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Absolutely, Fonz.
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I'm smiling.
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But I ain't happy.
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I don't got no woman.
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Well, that's a pretty selfish attitude.
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Get him, Fonz! Get him, Fonz! Come on!
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I'm going down to the highway.
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I'm gonna find me a car.
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Somebody promised, Fonz.
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Don't you think it's a smart idea to go
to the highway and look for a car?
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No, it's terrible survival procedure to
go wandering around in the dark woods.
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And remember, Ralph said he saw a bear
around here.
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Are you going to listen to him, Fonz?
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I made a promise.
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I'm going in the tent now.
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Came up here with a girl.
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I'm going to sleep with three men who
smell like wet wool.
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and better police the area.
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before I'm not wanted?
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Laurie Bell.
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Hi.
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Those crazy guys.
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See, they won't let me sleep in that
tent.
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So, I was wondering if I could sleep in
the girls' tent.
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thinking of shoving bark up your nose.
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Sleep tight.
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Well, Richard Cunningham needs no tent.
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I got a sleeping bag.
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fierce. Well, it's the altitude, Fonz.
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You see that? Now this is why we came
camping, right?
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Fonz was rich. I don't know. I haven't
seen him since last night.
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Didn't you guys let him in your tent
when it started to rain?
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We thought he was in your tent.
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What'd you find?
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Nothing, nothing, nothing.
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Just an old sleeping bag.
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Hey, uh, Patsy, why don't you take the
girls off there and pick some lovely
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berries? What kind, Fonz? I don't care
of any kind of lovely berries.
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All right. Come on, girls. Come on,
Loretta. Get your mind off Rachel. I'm
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coming, too. Malf, Malf, you stay with
me, all right?
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Fonz, I really like picking berries.
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Some other time, Malf. I won't eat any
till I get back.
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Malf, you stay with me, all right? Have
lovely berries.
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Why do you make my life so difficult all
the time for?
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Why?
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Let me ask you a question. You're in
college, right? Yeah. What do bears eat?
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This sounds like a good one. I give up.
What do bears eat?
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What are you asking me for? I thought it
was a riddle.
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A lightning bolt.
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Right here.
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Buzz, what, are you worried about that
bear I saw yesterday? Forget it. Are you
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kidding? He's probably miles away by
now.
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Richie's sleeping bear. That's right.
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It's ripped to shreds. That's right.
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Mouth, I'll tell you something. I've
seen bear tracks all over this place,
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am a little bit worried.
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Keep your cool.
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That's Richie sleeping bag.
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Fonz, Fonz, you don't think that Richie
got eaten by a bear?
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LB, I don't know that much about bears,
all right? I don't think they eat meat.
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No, but they may chew a little and spit
it out.
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We're not going to panic, right?
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We're just going to stay cool. The worst
thing you could do is panic.
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Shh.
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You are shushing me?
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That's the worst thing you can do.
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No, no.
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Something's moving in the bushes.
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Uh -oh.
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Let's take care of the bed.
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What a mess. Wait a minute. The man's
hurt here.
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No, no.
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I deserve it.
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Going camping was a crummy idea.
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And you all said that if you had a bad
time, that it was going to be my fault.
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My fault.
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Marvin's Trading Post. It's this place I
found about six miles up over this hill
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over there.
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Wait a minute. Let me get this straight.
You walked six miles up the hill in the
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rain for us?
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I thought it was my responsibility to at
least see that you got some food on
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this trip.
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Yeah. Look what he got.
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Malmars! All right.
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Hot Rod magazine.
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You bought me a Hot Rod magazine.
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Anniversary issue.
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Anniversary issue.
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You are so sweet.
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Knowing how to shop doesn't make you a
great leader.
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Uh, Richie, why don't you come over here
for a minute? Let's talk, okay?
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You gonna find another rock to finish me
off?
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Hey, who's this there?
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Walk over here, will you? Let's get...
I'll make some breakfast.
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Okay.
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Look, Hans.
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to take me off here to the side, try to
make me comfortable, but tell me what I
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already know.
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I'm flop.
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I was not going to say you were a flop.
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All right, so you didn't know about
Pence.
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You didn't call the weather bureau
first.
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You blew that whistle more times than
you had to.
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Was there anything that I did right?
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You took responsibility.
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Can you dig that? You took
responsibility. And I'll tell you
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We would have been a much better leader
if we were better followers.
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Hans, it makes me feel real good to hear
you say that.
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Great Malabar, Chris.
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Guys, sit down.
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Hans is going to charcoal broil us some
pancakes.
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Yeah, my specialty.
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a whistler out his neck.
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Judge, where would a bear get a whistle?
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Hi, hi, hi.
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Hey, Al, Judge.
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What are you doing up here so soon?
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Well, I heard on the radio you were
having a big rainstorm.
249
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So we decided to come and pick you up.
I'll tell you something, Al.
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We're doing great.
251
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We're out here more than nature's giving
us a hug. You know, we're breathing
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this fresh air.
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Potsy's making us a woodsy breakfast.
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a little hard shit. Yeah.
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Matter of fact, we love it. Yeah.
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It looks like they don't want to leave.
Yeah.
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Okay, we'll be back tomorrow night. Come
on, Johnson. See you later.
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Why don't you go out and unload the
truck?
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Which?
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We're in the city now.
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Ah.
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