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On say Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Thumpin' thumps, let's all go humps.

Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Sheldon, please.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right, you can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Prove it all week with you.

We have to talk about our spring vacation.

I've got something to say, and we might as well get right to it. Okay. Yeah.

Now, I've been examining the situation. Rich, Rich, I want you to meet my new

friend. We're an item. She's new in town.

Oh, hi.

It's very nice meeting you. I'm Richard Cunningham. Nice to meet you. I'm Susie

Simmons.

Don't you love that, Rich? Isn't that cute, huh? I don't really talk like

Just six more months, and I don't have to wear the retainer. The gap's almost

closed.

been at the laundromat. Yeah, I'm the assistant supervisor at Suds and Splash.

Yeah, that's a very nice place.

Cassie worked at a dry cleaner's one summer.

Fellas, fellas, I'm trying to talk to you about the trip.

Every year I go where you guys want to go.

Last year you dragged me to Chicago to stare at the Playboy Mansion.

The year before that, you drive me to Oklahoma to visit Mickey Mantle's

Yeah, wasn't that great? We really met her and everything.

with us this year, Ralph, for the first time. And I got a terrific idea.

Let's hear it.

I think we should go camping.

Oh, you mean like in a cabin?

No cabin.

What do you mean?

No cabin. No cabin?

Tents. Tents. Yeah, we're going to rough it. Oh, it's going to be great. Fresh

air.

God's country.

What do we know about camping? You know nothing. That's right. I know

everything. So you just leave it to me, all right?

You guys don't have to do a thing.

I'll be the leader.

So what do you think?

I don't like tans. What do you think?

Okay, by me.

Great! Oh, I'm real happy about that.

Okay, you guys get some gear together. I'll go over to your house. We'll

organize the whole thing.

We're going to do a lot of things.

I've got to get some mosquito netting, some snake bite kits, nasal spray,

allergy pills.

Rich, if we have a terrible time, just let it be known it's going to be your

fault.

is going to be his fault.

Rich talked us into going on a camping trip. I'll see you later.

Nice meeting you.

It's time to go. Come on.

Oh.

Camping, huh? Yeah. That sounds like a kick.

I think, you know, I've been cooped up for a year, right? In the garage.

I think I'm going to go with you.

Fonz? Hey, that's all right. I can close down the garage.

Fonz? No, no. Come on. I'm going to have a great time. Don't worry about me.

Fonzie, I don't want you to come.

See, I knew it. I knew I would hurt your feelings.

You didn't hurt my feelings.

You didn't hurt my feelings. I just want to know why.

Well, Fonzie, this may sound kind of silly to you, but I... See, I had this

that I would be the leader.

You know, and if you went, why, you would take charge of everything. I'm

charge. Oh, besides, I happen to know more about this than you do.

Is that so?

Yeah, tell me.

Which side of a tree does the moss grow on?

Bitch, who cares?

I know what kind of berries are safe to eat. I know how to take care of snake

bites. I can tell time with a stick.

All right, Daniel Boone, take me out to the wilderness, huh?

You be the chief, I'll...

say jump, I'll ask how high.

Yeah, you say that now, but I got a hunch it's going to change. Oh, no,

Oh, no. Cross my heart. Hope to die.

Stick a needle in your eye. Stick a needle in my eye.

Forget that. It's okay.

I'll tell you something, Rich.

I'll tell you.

don't have a good time.

leadership here, Fonz.

Everybody rally.

your fault.

You and your dumb camping trip.

Yo, Chief!

Yeah, Fonz.

We'll get a fire going. We'll have some dinner. We'll sing some songs. Yeah.

All I see in here are cans. Where's the can opener?

Potsy Wotsy brought it.

Oh, I didn't bring it. I thought you brought it.

Oh.

Uh, Potsy Wotsy?

Yeah, Fawn? I don't mean to disturb a very gentle moment like that, but you

we're going to open these cans with your forehead.

Now we just got to get a fire going. Uh, Potsy, you got the matches?

No, I thought Cassie brought them.

Well,

uh, anybody else have matches?

Hmm? Matches?

No matches.

Sticks.

We got sticks.

Yeah, I can, uh, I can get a fire going with these. You just watch.

Sure.

Well, you got to give the chief credit because he's rubbing his little heart

out.

It's time to work. You see that?

It's a miracle.

Did anybody bring a camera?

Did I tell you this is going to be the greatest?

We're going to get a blazing fire going. We're going to barbecue some

hamburgers. We're going to have some marshmallows, you know. And later, when

fire burns down, we'll tell ghost stories.

has had it any better than this. No, but they're dead.

Excuse me.

Absolutely, Fonz.

I'm smiling.

But I ain't happy.

I don't got no woman.

Well, that's a pretty selfish attitude.

Get him, Fonz! Get him, Fonz! Come on!

I'm going down to the highway.

I'm gonna find me a car.

Somebody promised, Fonz.

Don't you think it's a smart idea to go to the highway and look for a car?

No, it's terrible survival procedure to go wandering around in the dark woods.

And remember, Ralph said he saw a bear around here.

Are you going to listen to him, Fonz?

I made a promise.

I'm going in the tent now.

Came up here with a girl.

I'm going to sleep with three men who smell like wet wool.

and better police the area.

before I'm not wanted?

Laurie Bell.

Hi.

Those crazy guys.

See, they won't let me sleep in that tent.

So, I was wondering if I could sleep in the girls' tent.

thinking of shoving bark up your nose.

Sleep tight.

Well, Richard Cunningham needs no tent.

I got a sleeping bag.

fierce. Well, it's the altitude, Fonz.

You see that? Now this is why we came camping, right?

Fonz was rich. I don't know. I haven't seen him since last night.

Didn't you guys let him in your tent when it started to rain?

We thought he was in your tent.

What'd you find?

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Just an old sleeping bag.

Hey, uh, Patsy, why don't you take the girls off there and pick some lovely

berries? What kind, Fonz? I don't care of any kind of lovely berries.

All right. Come on, girls. Come on, Loretta. Get your mind off Rachel. I'm

coming, too. Malf, Malf, you stay with me, all right?

Fonz, I really like picking berries.

Some other time, Malf. I won't eat any till I get back.

Malf, you stay with me, all right? Have lovely berries.

Why do you make my life so difficult all the time for?

Why?

Let me ask you a question. You're in college, right? Yeah. What do bears eat?

This sounds like a good one. I give up. What do bears eat?

What are you asking me for? I thought it was a riddle.

A lightning bolt.

Right here.

Buzz, what, are you worried about that bear I saw yesterday? Forget it. Are you

kidding? He's probably miles away by now.

Richie's sleeping bear. That's right.

It's ripped to shreds. That's right.

Mouth, I'll tell you something. I've seen bear tracks all over this place,

am a little bit worried.

Keep your cool.

That's Richie sleeping bag.

Fonz, Fonz, you don't think that Richie got eaten by a bear?

LB, I don't know that much about bears, all right? I don't think they eat meat.

No, but they may chew a little and spit it out.

We're not going to panic, right?

We're just going to stay cool. The worst thing you could do is panic.

Shh.

You are shushing me?

That's the worst thing you can do.

No, no.

Something's moving in the bushes.

Uh -oh.

Let's take care of the bed.

What a mess. Wait a minute. The man's hurt here.

No, no.

I deserve it.

Going camping was a crummy idea.

And you all said that if you had a bad time, that it was going to be my fault.

My fault.

Marvin's Trading Post. It's this place I found about six miles up over this hill

over there.

Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You walked six miles up the hill in the

rain for us?

I thought it was my responsibility to at least see that you got some food on

this trip.

Yeah. Look what he got.

Malmars! All right.

Hot Rod magazine.

You bought me a Hot Rod magazine.

Anniversary issue.

Anniversary issue.

You are so sweet.

Knowing how to shop doesn't make you a great leader.

Uh, Richie, why don't you come over here for a minute? Let's talk, okay?

You gonna find another rock to finish me off?

Hey, who's this there?

Walk over here, will you? Let's get... I'll make some breakfast.

Okay.

Look, Hans.

to take me off here to the side, try to make me comfortable, but tell me what I

already know.

I'm flop.

I was not going to say you were a flop.

All right, so you didn't know about Pence.

You didn't call the weather bureau first.

You blew that whistle more times than you had to.

Was there anything that I did right?

You took responsibility.

Can you dig that? You took responsibility. And I'll tell you

We would have been a much better leader if we were better followers.

Hans, it makes me feel real good to hear you say that.

Great Malabar, Chris.

Guys, sit down.

Hans is going to charcoal broil us some pancakes.

Yeah, my specialty.

a whistler out his neck.

Judge, where would a bear get a whistle?

Hi, hi, hi.

Hey, Al, Judge.

What are you doing up here so soon?

Well, I heard on the radio you were having a big rainstorm.

So we decided to come and pick you up. I'll tell you something, Al.

We're doing great.

We're out here more than nature's giving us a hug. You know, we're breathing

this fresh air.

Potsy's making us a woodsy breakfast.

a little hard shit. Yeah.

Matter of fact, we love it. Yeah.

It looks like they don't want to leave. Yeah.

Okay, we'll be back tomorrow night. Come on, Johnson. See you later.

Why don't you go out and unload the truck?

Which?

We're in the city now.

Ah.