All language subtitles for happy_days_s07e14_here_comes_the_bride_again

Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, the cycle hums. Ready
to race to you.

These days are ours.

Oh, happy days.

These days are ours.

Oh,

baby. Goodbye, great sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold
you. So right.

You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Sunday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday,
what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

There's six boys outside in the car
waiting for Joanie.

The safety in numbers, dear.

They're all in the back seat, Marion.

Well, see, they're letting Joanie drive.

Did you have a nice time at the wedding?
No.

Well, did you go to the same wedding?

Marion, I don't see how you could have
had a good time at that wedding. I mean,

I thought it was ridiculous.

It wasn't. It was just a beautiful way
to celebrate a wedding anniversary after

all these years to renew your marriage
vows.

Listen to this, Richie. Two 50 -year
-old people, see, they get all dressed

and they have a wedding ceremony in
front of their children and their

grandchildren marching up and down the
aisles like silly teenagers.

I'm telling you, I almost bust out
laughing.

You did, Howard.

I'll go comb the rice out of my hair.
I'll be right back.

Howard. Yeah?

You know, our wedding anniversary, our
25th wedding anniversary is next week. I

know. And it would be the best present
that I ever had if we could get married

again, just like the Andersons did.

Not a chance, Mary.

I mean, we'd look ridiculous. Now, look,
I'll give you anything you want. You

can have a new dishwasher, a mix master,
a new vacuum cleaner, anything.

going through another marriage ceremony.

Go for the dishwasher, Mom. That's what
I take.

Oh, Richard.

See, your father just doesn't
understand. All my life, I've wanted to

real wedding.

You mean another real wedding? No, I
mean one.

Mom, are you telling me you and Dad
never had a wedding?

Richard, sit down, dear. I've promised
your father I would never tell you

children about the way we were married,
but...

Richard, your parents were married in
the Milwaukee bus depot.

It happened when he was in the arm. And
we were all set to have this great big

church wedding. And then they gave him
two hours warning just before they

shipped him off to New Jersey. And you
caught up with him at the bus terminal

before he left. Oh, it was really
horrible.

The chaplain was allergic to the fumes
from all the buses and he had to wear a

gas mask.

I could hardly hear him say the words.

And then the bus driver said, all
aboard, and the sergeant was yelling,

Cunningham, get your keister on the bus.
You know what keister means, don't you,

Richard? Yeah, I know.

And then your father didn't have time to
get a wedding ring, so he slipped a

little peppermint lifesaver on my phone.

How could he do that?

Well, he'd sucked it just long enough to
make the whole thing.

After hearing that story, I don't blame
you for wanting to have a second

wedding. Oh, it just would be so nice.

I had my heart set on it.

And you're going to have it, Mom.

You are going to have it. You just leave
Dad to me and all the arrangements. I'm

going to take care of everything. Oh,
Richard, it's such a big job. I want to

it, Mom. I want to do it for you. All
right, I'm going to get started. Oh,

you, Richard.

Now, where are you going? I'm going to
go find Fonzie. He'll be a lot of help

a situation like this.

Hey, Mom.

You know, you could win big bucks with
that story on Queen for a day. You think

about it.

All these years, a real wedding.

It's now or never.

Don't hold me tight.

Kiss me in my eyes. Where have you been?
I've been looking for you for three

days. I had a date.

For three days? The girl chained herself
to my couch.

Blanche? Yeah.

been trying to think of something to get
Mom and Dad for their anniversary. I

don't want to hear again about his and
her bowling ball.

You have a much better idea, Hans. All
right.

Turns out, they never really had a
decent wedding.

So I thought we could throw one for
them. You know, get all the trimmings,

it really nice. We could pay for it.

So, uh, what do you think?

I guess you like it, huh?

I'm going to give you something I don't
usually give out. Very rare.

A double? You deserve it.

Thank you, Fonz.

Okay, we only have one problem. What's
that? That's Dad.

He refuses to do it. He thinks it's
silly.

Have they been fighting? Yeah. It has
not been a happy home.

Al, could I use your phone, please?

Oh, I'd rather you didn't, Howard. I'm
expecting a call from Jermaine.

If her dog likes me, I'm in.

Hey, Dad.

Oh, Richie.

Thanks, Doc.

What are you doing here?

Well, I had to take a walk to cool off.
Your mother and I had an argument over

this second wedding thing.

I don't know. Somebody put her up to
this. She didn't think of this on her

Probably one of those ding -dong friends
of hers.

Well, probably not exactly a ding -dong.

Sounds to me like conference time. Yeah,
I think you're right, Fonz. Excuse me,

Dad. It'll just take a second. Not you.

Him.

Follow me.

What are we doing in here?

This happens to be my office, Mr. C.

Oh, really?

Your secretary out to lunch?

You know, I'm very disappointed.

I'm very disappointed.

I think very highly of you. And I just
wouldn't want everybody in town to start

calling you a selfish bum.

Well, who's saying that?

So far, only me.

I get it.

The second marriage, huh?

I'm sorry, Fonz. I just can't go through
with it. I feel silly. Silly? Silly.

Silly, Mr. C?

You think Mrs. C feels silly when she
chops up your veggies very, very tiny

because when you come home, you're
really too tired to chew?

You think that she feels silly when she
makes you hot food, wraps it in aluminum

foil, goes down through the streets of
Milwaukee every winter, huh? To your

hardware store, to a raging wind, numb
to the bones so that her husband can

hot lunch in his little tum -tum, huh?
You think that's silly?

I'm a selfish bum, Pops.

You see that? The word's getting around.

really going to do it.

I am going to go out there and ask your
mother. No, I'm going to beg her to

marry me.

Oh, that's great.

Will you be my daddy?

This whole party is on Richie, Joanie,
and me.

Oh, thanks. That's a beautiful present.
I know.

I'm sorry, guys. I just got to talk to
someone.

It's that dog. I don't think he likes
me.

He just growled and hung up.

I'll talk to the dog. Mr.

and Mrs.

see her get married again.

Oh, that's nice.

Congratulations, Howard. Thanks, Alan.

All you got to do now is go out there
and pop the question.

You're right, Fonz. I'm going to go out
there and I'm going to be romantic and

sweep her right off her feet, huh? Oh, I
can't wait for this.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

is all stiffened up again. Now you just
come home and I'll rub some liniment on

it. You're so nice to me.

Marion, there's something I want to say
to you.

I need privacy for this, Franz. I can
dig it.

Restrooms.

There's something I want to ask you.

Go ahead.

Well, next Sunday is our 25th wedding
anniversary.

Well, the first 25 years have been just
wonderful.

And I was wondering if you... Hey, where
is everybody?

They're all in the bathroom, Ralph.

Wow, what a coincidence.

Where was I?

You would be honored.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, I don't have much to offer you,
Miss Pell. Wait a minute. Some kind of

joke, right?

Ralph! I know. I open the door and they
wrap me up in toilet paper, right?

Ralph! Well, I can get out of it. I've
done it before.

Gee, a truck!

Broke the mood.

Now, go on, Howard. Please.

I don't have to make any speeches.

I know what to say.

I love you.

Will you marry me?

Yes.

Hi,

Joanie. Hi.

Did you get rid of Mom and Dad yet? Oh,
I didn't have to. Mom took Dad and me to

Mother. Oh, maybe this time she'll like
him.

Oh, that's probably the caterers.

Hi, I'm Bernie Cross. And I'm Bill
Crawford. Anything you can do, we can do

better. Oh, nice slogan. My son thought
it up. Oh, please, please come in. All

right.

Well... Hi.

Did you have any trouble finding the
place?

No, no, he drove.

Well, uh, have a seat.

You certainly come highly recommended
from Al Dalvecchio.

Oh, yeah.

We haven't seen him in years. He's still
good -looking.

Well, yeah.

As you probably know, we're interested
in having you cater a wedding.

Oh, congratulations.

You know, I can't recall seeing a lovely
couple in your song.

You didn't attend my wedding, did you? I
wasn't invited.

Well, actually, the wedding is for my
parents.

Yeah, it's kind of a renewal of marriage
vows. You know, if you had invited me,

I would have been at your wedding.

We had to cut it off somewhere.

As I was saying, the wedding is for my
parents, and we thought we'd just have

right out here in the backyard.

Oh, a renewal of vows? Yes. Gee, that's
a lovely idea.

Are you going to hold it in a church?

No, no.

We were thinking about just having it
here in the backyard.

You know, nothing too big. 30, 40
people.

Very nice. Do you have any idea how many
guests will be coming?

That's a good question, Gil.

We thought 30 or 40.

Gee, I don't think you can get that many
people in this room.

Have you considered holding it outside?
Like in the backyard?

Maybe they don't have a backyard.

Oh, yes. Yes, we do.

Well, then what's the problem?

Here, bite on this.

All right.

Let's see.

Which of you actually performs the
ceremony? We both do, me and Gil. We're

ordained ministers.

Oh. We're also notary publics.

That's where the money is. Well, I guess
that covers everything.

Oh, wait, wait a minute.

What about food?

Oh, gee, no, I had a big breakfast.

But how about you, Gil? I ate with you.
Oh, that's right. No, it sounds good.

I'm talking about food at the wedding.
Oh, we'll probably be hungry by then.

Yeah, well, see, we thought that you
would supply food. We also thought you'd

supply, oh, tuxedos, musicians' tables,
chairs, you know, flowers. Hey, you

know, that's not bad.

I'm real sorry about being late for the
meeting. How's everything here? Excuse

me for a minute.

I'm going to get in trouble. Why is
that?

These guys have a few lights out in the
old martini.

I'm telling you, Fonz, it's not going
right. I mean, I'm not sure that these

people should do it. Will you relax your
freckled self? I'll run a check. Okay,

I'd appreciate that. All right.

Very nice to see you guys.

You all set on what we need?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Renewal of vows, 30 or 40 people,
backyard, food, tuxedos, flowers.

See you Sunday. Oh, you're a slice of
heaven. I knew we paid the right guys.

That's great. Thank you. Thank you very
much. We'll see you again. Don't worry

about a thing.

Thank you. Thanks for calling me. Yeah,
it was nice of Al to recommend us. Yeah,

well, he was best man at my wedding.
Sure, throw it in my face.

Can I ask you a question? Why do you

get yourself worked up in such a way
here?

Worked up? Yeah. No reason. Look at
that. His face is throbbing. Get over

You must have a lot of tension in your
love life. You know, you're on the way

Tickville.

Fine, you should have... seeing these
guys.

Oh, that's great. Now, you got your
sister all nervioso, too.

All right, I'm going to calm down. Ray?

I just want this to be so nice for Mom,
you know? It should be classy.

It should be dignified.

What's that clown doing?

Cartwheels.

Mr. Cross, Mr. Crawford, please, can I
talk to you for a second?

What is a clown doing at a wedding? He's
here for fun. He goes over like

gangbusters at kiddie parties.

You guys do kiddie parties? Boy, you've
heard of us?

Boy, I'm going to stay calm now.

Wedding's going to start very soon.

I want you to get rid of the clown.

Okay. Go tell him, Bernie.

Why don't you like clowns? I like
clowns. Well, never mind, Bernie. But

wedding. Lose him, Bernie.

I feel so much better.

All right, now, has the photographer
shown up yet? Yes, he has. Well, where

he? Right there.

Oh!

Chachi!

You hired Chachi Arcola to be the
photographer?

Al recommended him. Oh, come on, Rich,
I'll do a good job.

You gotta see the great shots I took of
the clown.

He just fired the clown.

You fired the clown?

Well, what are you gonna do next? Beat
up the tooth fairy?

All right, all right, the clown can
stay.

Bernie, tell your cousin he can stay.

I'm going to go check and see if Mom and
Dad are all right.

Oh, gee.

High -strung kid.

I'd sure hate to cater his wedding.

All right, guys, let's pose for a
picture.

Perfect.

I can't believe this.

Will you look at us?

How could that catering outfit make such
a mistake on our suits?

Maybe we put them on wrong.

Maybe no one will notice. No one will
notice.

Who's your tailor?

All right, all right. Just don't call
any attention to us, all right? You need

to call attention now? Are you kidding?

What are you doing?

Let me know if you want to buy these
back, okay, guys?

Can I have two wallet size for my
parents?

Patsy!

Don't let me do this.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, oh.

Don't tell me.

Cross and cross.

Kind of loud, isn't it?

It's a party. You know parties.

No, I don't. Never have them, never go
to them.

Interesting life.

Do you have a permit for the fire?

What fire?

In the bathtub.

There's a fire in the bathtub? Are you
kidding?

There's a fire in the bathtub.

Excuse me, Mr. Burkhart. I'm going to
fix your way.

Why don't you go wash your face?

Hey, grab a stick and join us. They look
delicious, Bernie.

I don't want any hot dogs.

Oh, that's too bad. The hamburgers
haven't thawed yet.

Richie Cuttingham meets Jermaine and
Killer.

How do you do?

What a nice day for a wedding.

Horseshoes! How could you have possibly
recommended Cross and Crawford?

I was best man at Gil's wedding. Yeah, I
heard all about it. He didn't even

invite Bernie. Who cares?

I can't quit the wedding because if you
just look around, I mean, you see the

guy. Look, they're cooking things over
there. Richie, Richie, Richie.

Let me ask you one question. Who lit
your fuse today? Who lit my fuse? Your

parents in there. They look beautiful.

Your sister's in there. She's pretty as
a picture. Why do you insist on ruining

this lovely affair?

Lovely affair?

Thank you very much, Judge.

You're the best man here.

Just start the wedding.

Gee, there's total chaos.

I love you too.

Too.

getting so excited about. It seems that
everything is going on. You

say

what is ever on your mind, Richard.

Thank you.

I'm sorry, everybody.

Mom, I'm sorry.

I wanted this to be such a wonderful day
for you and Joanie and Fonzie and me.

That's what we talked about, right? And
Dad, you didn't want to do it because

you were afraid you'd be embarrassed.

Well, now you've been embarrassed.

I don't know. I guess I just blew it.

Richard, don't blame yourself. It's the
thought that... Oh, Richard.

Joanie. What you three did is just a
beautiful thing.

I'm not going to remember the flowers or
the food or the service. What I'm going

to remember is the love that made you do
this for us.

about the clown. The clown I'll
remember.

Oh, come on. I'm only half married. I'm
at the ceremony.

Guys, one of you finish.

Gil, you take over. I'll go check the
hamburgers.

Marion, wilt thou have this man to be
thy wedded husband, to live together

God's order? This is the holiest game
ever.

That's a good one.

I have never been... Thanks. Thank you.

There you are, young man.

And what, pray tell, is this?

That's our bill.

such a good time doing something I
didn't really want to do.

Hey, go on, find a toast, huh? Oh, yeah,
I've got a toast.

I hope that we're all here, happy,
smiling, 25 years from now when the seas

this one more time.

You can hold me when I hold you.

It's all right. It can't be right.