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Sunday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, the back will hum.

Ready to rate for you.

These days are ours.

Oh, happy days.

These days are ours.

Oh, baby.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. So right.

It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

Please stay dry.

for the band just arrived. You're going to love them. Excellent. Hey, guys.

Don't they look like hip musicians, huh? What do you think?

Boy, I'll bet there's one of those in that box for me.

You want to be a hip musician too, don't you?

See, that's going to fit like a charm. Rich?

Try it on.

Yeah, we tried ours on.

Come on, you're going to like it.

Stand over there.

Now, that's a hip bend.

You're beautiful.

I got to go.

Where are you going, Al?

The parents was helping me unload the trunk of the car, and he slammed his

in it.

You're going to get the first aid kit out?

No, I'm going to open the trunk.

You ever get used to these?

You can get used to anything.

I got used to Ralph.

Hey, guys, look at this.

Ricky Wacky Wolf.

You look great.

Will you look at the way that leather breathes?

She -Devil.

He must be a motorcycle king.

Yes. Okay, guys, it's very simple. There's three of us and there's three of

them. Now, you know what that means.

Yeah, there's six of us.

There's only five of us in a minute.

I think we can walk their feet, right?

What do you say? You got it. No.

No?

No.

We're best gone for one weekend.

Think I'm going to chase any girl who walks in here?

Rich, these aren't any girls.

Besides, they didn't walk in here. They sort of slithered in.

Look at those three guys in the boot.

Get a load of those jackets. They look like a test pattern.

These are just the kind of guys that Bertha told us to bring to the nerd

I told you this was the perfect place to find nerds. Yeah.

All right, all right, I'll do it.

I'm telling you, they're still not going to be interested in us.

Just wait.

They're here.

They're standing right here.

Get rid of the jackets.

Right. Sharp jackets.

Yeah, we dress like this all the time.

We're in town a couple of days to clean up a little gang business.

And we're having a little party tonight.

Party.

We're holding out for some real tigers to take as dates.

There really is an abandoned beauty parlor.

Is this wild?

Is this wild?

Tell me, is this wild?

I don't know. There's something kind of weird here. What do you mean?

Have you seen the other guys that they invited to the party?

They look normal to me.

Well, that's what I mean.

I mean, somehow I thought that these guys would be wearing, I don't know,

skins.

This is going to be one night to remember.

got here for me?

I'm Big Bert the Shake.

I am. I am.

This is what you brought me, huh?

Nice jackets.

I see we just have a little contest here tonight.

The she -devil that brings the most, uh, interesting date wins a hundred bucks.

I'm counting on you to win.

You can do it. Right. Don't worry, baby. We got it tied up.

You want to hear about my new watchdog?

He's a scream.

Every time I yell attack, he has one.

You get it? You get it? Next. I don't think you got it.

Hey, you.

Oh, me.

Well, hello, hello, hello.

My name is Potsy Weber. Next.

So far, this guy's a head.

I was sophomore class president.

I helped institute diagonal parking on campus. Yeah, that was me. Go on, go on.

Right, right.

As I was telling my dad the other night at dinner, I think everyone needs to get

more involved in campus politics.

Hold it, hold it.

You were having dinner with your dad?

Yeah.

Meatloaf.

Meatloaf?

Just how often do you eat with your...

Right? Yeah. And you live at home?

Yeah. And you eat meatloaf?

That's right.

We got a winner here.

Any objections?

Yeah. I could find somebody better than him.

Oh, well, be my guest. Go ahead and try.

I'll be back.

You won. You lucky dog.

Guys, I think I got this figured out. What's to figure out?

here for a second.

All right, you know those parties where everybody brings a homely girl, and the

guy wins the prize who brings the homeliest?

Yeah. Yeah, well, this is one of those parties, only we're the victims.

That's impossible. We're not homely. We're cute.

Real cute.

I know I'm cute.

Yeah, so it's not a homely party.

It's a twerp party, or a nerd party, or a square party. The only reason any of

us wreck this party.

is because the she -devils think we're square.

Yeah, that's right.

Because we belong to chess club. Because we belong to chem club.

Because we happen to be wearing matching jackets.

Look at them. They're laughing at us.

You see that?

I don't think we ought to give them the satisfaction.

Huh?

Let's get out of here.

Come on.

Good idea.

Earth is lunch.

Wait a minute. What's this all about?

We came to town looking for a guy who crossed us and we just picked him up.

That's right. He jilted my kid sister and he broke her heart.

Now what am I telling you for? It's none of your business.

What do you mean it's none of my business? There's a man wriggling around

back here. That's my business.

Now who is it? Who's the guy?

I was on my way home from basketball practice, right?

When these ten girls jumped on me.

I thought it was my lucky day.

You know what I mean?

All of a sudden, these crazies throw me in a sack.

Any of you guys ever been in a sack for three hours, huh?

Once. I don't want to talk about it.

You dumped my kid sister, Rhonda.

Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. He didn't dump her. Tell her, Chachi. He

wouldn't dump anyone.

Rhonda's your sister?

He dumped her.

apologize, and let's get out of here.

Look, I'm really very sorry, okay? I apologize. That's good. He's petted.

come on, Charlie. Yeah, let's go. Come on.

Guys!

Guys!

Hey, Channing, see?

Oh, come on.

Enough is enough.

Chaining a little boy's leg.

All right, the joke's over.

Where's the key?

Why don't you come and get it?

She's got the guts.

Okay, sister.

Here we go.

No, we don't. Me.

I'm sure they're only trying to scare you, Chachi, all right? They're not

to do anything to you.

Hey, girls.

Girls, you've had your fun, right? I mean, how long are you going to keep the

kid chained to a sink?

Oh, just till nine o 'clock. o 'clock. All right, you hear that? Just till nine

o 'clock.

Then we're going to take an electric razor and we're going to shave your

We need another meeting. Yes.

Rich, can I confide in you?

I don't want to be bald.

Why don't we throw these three guys out?

So we throw them out, they'll go get the kid's cousin.

Heard he's bad news. His name's, uh, Fonzarelli.

Why didn't we think of that?

Hey, come on, come on. We're going to come up with a solid plan. Right, yeah,

yeah. Okay, all right, I got it, I got it.

I'm going to climb out the bathroom window.

I'm going to go get Fonzie and tell him about all this, all right?

Don't let anything happen to Chachi no matter what you do. Look, I thought we

decided we're not going to punch girls.

There's other ways to keep preoccupied. Dance with them. I don't care. Just

think of something, all right? All right, okay. Keep going. All right, all

right.

What's going to happen next?

Oh, what are we waiting for? Let's shave the kid now.

No, you can't.

I mean, you made a plan. You said 9 o 'clock. Let's stick to it. Let's stay

organized.

Yeah, but there's nothing else to do.

Hey, hey, this is a party, right?

We haven't even been dancing. Hey, put on the radio, huh? Let's do some

Wait a minute. I got a better idea.

What? Why don't you two guys dance?

Will you dance, please?

You see, this evening is zinging by. I mean, it must be like 11 o 'clock

already. It's a quarter to eight. It's not even eight.

Richie likes to do this.

He just loves it. He loves it. You notice he's not here.

Now, what would you like to sing, Arthur?

Oh, I love every each and every one of these old songs.

Why doesn't Joanie just pick a winner?

Well, how about Silver Moon?

Yeah. Yeah.

lyrics to uh silvery moon yes i do richie i gotta

talk to you fonz uh in the kitchen he's gotta talk to me in the

kitchen i'll be right back we're having fun don't you dare start without me

I'm trying this middle -class fun. I ain't getting it.

It's a she -devil party. Yeah, how is it? Well, it's terrible.

It's a nerd party.

Yeah, who won?

It's not important.

You won.

It was close.

Yeah. But that's not why I'm here. All right, all right. Okay, you remember

Chachi was dating a girl named Rhonda? Yeah, a beautiful little red -headed

girl. Yeah, he dumped her.

Her older sister is a she -devil. Say no more. They got Chachi. That's right.

They're going to shave his head at 9 o 'clock.

They never think of anything new.

Oh, look what I'm going to miss, milk and cookies later.

Yeah, Fonz, do you think we're going to have to hit these girls?

The Fonz does not hit girls.

Just go there, stall them, I'll think of something.

Yeah, so how are you going to get Chachi out without hitting? I'll think of

something. I'll go in, I'll go out. They'll never know I've been there.

Yeah, but Fonz, how are you going to do it? Here's the plan, all right? All

right. You're going to ask me questions until they shave Chachi's head.

Got it.

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. C. Joanie, I've got to go out for a little bit, but we're

having fun. Ready? One, two, three.

Oh,

come

on.

Please, just one little day.

Yeah, sure.

I was just getting ready to cut in.

Hey, she -devils, gather around. It's nine o 'clock. It's time for this kid's

haircut.

My hair's not going without a fight.

Short fight.

Guys, it looks like we're going to have to fight him.

Oh, fighting girls. That's sinking pretty low.

Rich, Patsy and I were just dancing with each other. How much lower can we get?

Roger that.

Okay, Joy, give me the clippers.

You know, the contest was over an hour ago. He won!

So far.

But wait till you see what I found wandering around the parking lot. An

incredible twerp. He was collecting snails.

Snails? This could be worth a look. Get him.

Fonzie's coming. That can't be him. Of course it's him. I think.

No.

Get in here!

Is this a party?

Did I miss the cake?

I have to calm down or I get a nosebleed.

And what were you doing wandering around our parking lot?

I was collecting snails with my snail mittens. You know, I have a snail circus

and I needed two more performers.

This guy's pathetic.

Thank you very much for noticing.

Look at this.

Look at this. There's a young guy here who's connected to a sink with a chain.

Was he naughty?

I should grab on to something, you know what I mean?

Do I have to pay for this out of my milk money?

Oh, you little boy and your friends, could you help me? Because I think I'm

hurting myself severely. Yeah, sure.

Yeah,

we got it.

Hey, girls, take a tip, okay?

If you got a chance, buy bonds.

I'll give you something to do.

You write it down 500 times.

Live and let live. Can you dig it?

Yes.

Guess so that the evening is not a total loss. I, too, had a nerd contest.

And you'll never guess who won.

Blood shot you. I can't believe that I'm standing here. It did me a shame.

You're right, Fonz. I never should have let those girls kidnap me.

I'm not talking about those girls. I'm talking about Rhonda, what you did to

Rhonda. Maybe you ought to carry this around for the rest of your life. Remind

you what you did. You know, like the purple letter.

That scarlet letter, Fonz. Who cares?

So I dumped a girl. Big deal.

You do it all the time.

I never, and I repeat, I never have dumped a girl. A lowly thing to do.

girl sitting by the phone all night waiting. you to call me.

Makes me sick.

I agree.

I'm sorry, Fonz.

What was I supposed to do?

You're loving with them right from the start. Every girl goes out with me, they

know what to expect. You treat a girl with tenderness and kindness and with

respect.

You treat all your girls like that?

Every last lovely one of them. And it's a pleasure.

Makes me proud of being married.

See, but I give the world to see.