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Monday, Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend comes, let's tackle home.

Ready to race for you.

These days are ours.

Happy days.

These days are ours.

Share them with me. Oh, baby. Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right.

It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week with you.

I heard your voice. Believe me, I just had no choice. Wild horses couldn't make

me stay away.

I thought about a moonlit night. Arms around you good and tight. That's all I

had to see for me to say.

Hey, hello from Maryland.

never part.

So hello, Mary Lou, goodbye heart.

So hello, Mary Lou, goodbye heart.

So hello, Mary Lou, goodbye heart.

Let's go get some punch, huh? Come on, Mal.

Well, guys, tonight's the night we've all been waiting for. The DG sorority

chooses their king.

Want to hear Mike sing? in speech?

No. You'll thrill to it later. Hey, what makes you think you're going to win,

Mal? Remember, I've been dating Wendy and she's head of the selection

That's just it. You're taken. They don't want you.

They want someone available.

Someone they could dream about at night.

They're going to dream about you, Ralph? Why not? I do.

Can I have your attention?

I don't want to need this punch.

I'm going to go get some ginger ale. Ginger ale?

Oh, Rich, don't forget you have to drive home tonight.

Thanks a lot.

should act like a gentleman.

Absolutely. We'll know in a second. The 1961 Delta Gamma King is...

Richard Cunningham!

Rick! Rick!

Rick! Rick!

Congratulations, Rick!

Recount! Recount!

Well, it couldn't hurt. They're doing all the big elections.

It's not every night you get to put a cheap piece of tinfoil on your...

It comes from not proper upbringing. That's what it is. That's his problem.

It always goes back to the way the child is raised.

You merely got killed on your own bike a year ago.

Sure. Oh, this is totally different though, Fonz. Tonight I'm wearing

He's wearing flippers.

Howard, Howard, Richard is drunk.

And where are the rest of his clothes?

It must have been some swell company.

But me, she is very sensitive.

I know she's very sensitive. That's why I thought it was about time somebody

rode her right.

Somebody rode her right.

No, no, wait, wait. Fonz, Fonz, Fonz. I got a present for you.

I got a... My fender.

He has dismantled and dented my fender.

Yeah. Well, you can fix that, Fonz. You know, just pound it out. Oh, yeah, I'm

going to pound it out. I'm going to...

important it is to wear clean underwear.

You sit right down

there, and we want you to tell us exactly what happened last night. Oh,

You know, I'm real glad you and Mom are interested. I was crowned king of the

DGs last night.

Just call me your hiding.

Well, go on.

Well, you know, I went up and made my acceptance speech, and then...

And then what?

And then I, uh... I can't seem to remember.

I guess that was about it.

Well, dear.

Dear, are you all right? Oh, Mom, I'm fine.

But I really do have to get going, you know. Get out there and mingle with my

royal subjects.

Richard! Oh, Dad.

Dad, the lawn looks terrible.

I haven't really been letting this place slide.

I can't make up my mind

with each other for a while, I'll be returning your ceramic donkey.

It's not peppy.

Did you leave Lori back?

Get lost.

Now, wait a minute, Mal. If Richie here wants to apologize, let's give him a

chance. You're right, boss. Okay.

Okay, Rich, go ahead.

Apologize. For what? Get lost.

Don't you have anything to say about last night? Oh, last night. I had a

time last night. Get lost.

Great time.

Any guy who would do what you did to the girl of a guy who considered that guy

his best pal is not the kind of guy this guy wants to talk to.

What does that mean?

Get lost.

Maybe I ought to go out and come back in.

You're half right.

Hey, Chachi, can I have some of your malt? I'm real thirsty.

You want some of my malt? Yeah. Yeah, sure, Rich. It'll be a pleasure.

How's that?

Fine, I'll drink it later. Great!

All right, give.

What's the big joke?

Hi,

Fonz. Hi, Fonz.

Instantaneous explanation.

Instantaneous explanation for what?

All right, you heard him.

I gave him a shot that's going to be a fight.

Just between you and me, Mitch. It's going to be short but ugly.

Anybody's eyes, they're allergic to the color red. Step outside to the parking

lot. Anybody want to go?

No.

It's a bloodthirsty group.

All right, here we go. You and me.

Wait a second.

We're asking for a last request?

Right. I can take it. Right.

Okay, now look. It's pretty obvious to me I'm going to get beat up here.

Yeah.

is why, okay? Would somebody just tell me why?

Get lost.

You want to know why?

You're standing there and honestly asking me why?

I have no idea why everybody is so mad at me, Fonzie.

Okay, all right, fine.

If I did something that was that terrible, go ahead, hit me. I probably

it. Just go ahead, hit.

All right, don't move so much. A little higher.

Because something's going wacko here, that's why.

We're going private.

Private.

Take a walk.

Conversate with me.

All right, last night I was named king of the Delta Gammas. Today I'm a hated

man. I'm not interested in your social life. Tell me what happened last night.

Okay, I won the award.

I was very pleased about that. All the girls were clapping. I went up to make

speech and then...

Yeah, and then what?

I always forget when I get to that part. I don't know. I suppose I went home and

went to bed. What else?

How much did you drink last night? Oh, I didn't drink much. Stupid question.

Oh, I did have a ginger ale at the party.

Oh, and I had a glass of milk at home before I went to the party, you know, in

case I did do any drinking. It's always a good idea if you think you might

drink. Oh, will you stop it?

Ginger ale and milk? Yeah.

You're not supposed to mix your drinks, Richie.

All right, well, so where'd you get this ginger ale from? Well, I don't know. I

at the bar.

Did you pour it yourself? No.

Well, who was tending bar?

Bullfrog.

Bullfrog.

He said his first name was last name.

I think it's both.

You mean like baby? Yeah.

All right, you get along with this guy?

Well, no, not really. He always greets me by shaking my face.

I think we better have a little chat with this fraternity brother of yours.

Sure, sure, we can do that.

Richie, cheer up. I ain't going to smash you in the face.

Oh, yeah, I know you're not, Fonz, and I appreciate that.

Sorry I didn't bring my autographed book.

Come here for a minute.

You're the guy that pulled that wonderful stunt on my friend Cunningham,

You did that, didn't you? What stunt?

I don't know nothing about no stunt. Oh, come on. I'm looking around this room

here. There's nobody that could have thought of it but you.

Huh? You're so smart. You slipped something right through his ginger ale.

makes the beds every morning.

And then you just kind of slipped it right in there.

Yeah.

That's what I wanted to know, Toad.

Bullfrog, I won't forget it.

I want to tell you, you better get my battery cables because we've got to

jumpstart this kid's brain.

Well, thank you, Fonz. I think I can handle it from here on out. I'm just

to sit here and watch.

Bullfrog. Hey, Cunningham.

You feeling better this morning, you say?

Yes.

Bullfrog.

I'm very disappointed in you.

ATO has given you a lot of chances.

Yes, you're an excellent fullback.

So we didn't say anything when you blew up our piano.

for what you did to me last night.

Well, you know, I do have one. Well, I'd like to know what it is.

No, no problem.

No, no, this is not going to solve anything.

Well, that's pretty immature.

Richie, Richie, calm down, huh?

Now, this seems to be one of the situations that are right up my alley.

a possibility I might step in now for a minute?

All right?

Yeah.

Come over here. Sit down in this chair.

Relax.

All right. Ponzi?

Yeah?

This is so embarrassing.

All right, let me get this thing off you. Hey, I'll...

games. You like games. Well, let me tell you something. The party hasn't even

started yet.

I got a great game. You never saw this game before.

I want you to take your left hand, put it right in this pocket right here.

I want you to take your right hand, put it right in that pocket over there, huh?

Just chalk up my knuckles here.

And I am going to bank your nose right there in the side pocket. No way!

You can't hit me now. I mean, look, I can't move my hands and nothing. I'm

helpless. You're helpless just like my friend was last night when you set that

garbage in his drink.

Oh, come on. All I put in his drink was just... I don't want to know what you

put in his drink. You put something in your drink and that's stupid.

You put something in somebody else's drink and that's pathetic.

He was riding around on a motorcycle. He could have died last night. Do you

understand that? Yes, I do.

And that's enough talk, huh?

Just close your eyes and kiss your nose goodbye.

Hey, guys, come on, help me. Hey, remember, we're brothers now.

Bullfrog, we already warned you that if you pulled another stunt on somebody,

you're out of ATO. Come on, can't you guys take a joke?

We did.

You. And you just lost your membership, pal.

Now just stay there while I call the dean.

Thanks, Fonzie. Take care of it. Come on, guys.

Oh, I'll tell you something.

You ought to thank your friends there, you know.

A minute later, your head would have been neck.

It's for God, all right.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Is it going to hurt?

Well, don't be silly.

Of course it's going to hurt.

Are you going to tell them about Bullfrog or not?

What, and beg everybody to be my friend again? It's up to you.

Come on, Chachi.

Let's get started with the rehearsal.

Well, I'll tell you the truth, Rich.

Me and the guys had a meeting.

and we all seemed to feel that the group was just a little bit too large.

So we took a vote and decided to cut down by one.

I suppose I'm the one who's out.

Oh, your name did come up.

Fonzie, I can't believe this. I mean, I can't believe... If you've got something

on your mind, then you just tell everybody about it, all right?

You're right.

Okay, everybody, gather in here, please.

Lori Beth, Wendy, Chachi, you two, get over here and sit down.

I would just like a half a minute of your time, please. Time impossible.

All right, look, I acted terribly last night.

And I'm very sorry if I embarrassed anyone.

But I can't believe that after all these years, I can't be forgiven for one bad

night.

I always thought your friends were supposed to stick behind you when you

them the most.

I guess I was wrong.

So I'm going to go pack up my saxophone and I'm going to clear out of your

lives.

I think that was a heck of a speech, and I'm very proud to be your only friend.

Do any of you feel as low as I do?

Lower. I timed him.

Something must have really been bothering him last night.

Maybe he was sick.

You know, he did loan me the money to buy those drugs.

I mean, I shouldn't have done what I did. I was the worst. We all feel the

This is pathetic.

Fonzie's right. We should just say what we came up here to say.

We're sorry.

Really? You're sorry? You're apologizing?

Yeah.

And you don't need any explanations for last night?

We're sure you had a reason.

That's good enough for us.

Just don't let it happen again.

I'm deeply touched. Let's dance.

Okay. One, two, three.

Let's twist again like we did last summer.

Yeah, let's twist again like we did last year.

Do you remember when things were really humming?

Yeah, let's twist again.

Twisting time is here.

You can hold me when I hold you.

It's all right. It can't be wrong.