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Monday, Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend come, let's go home.

Ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy day.

These days are ours.

Oh, baby.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. It feels so right.

It can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days. Saturday, what a day.

Ruben all week with you.

For the bathtub layout, I think we need Michelle.

Thank you, girls. You're all lovely. We'll use you later.

Bye -bye.

Chachi. Yeah, right here, Jake. Right here. We're going to use Michelle for

nude shots.

Oh, what a wonderful choice.

Did you check the lights?

Yes. They're back there somewhere.

You seem kind of young.

I hope I don't embarrass you.

You go right ahead.

Michelle will get a whole series of shots.

Some in the robe, some checking the water. Most of the shots will come after

take the robe off.

Oh, Jake, you're a genius.

Michelle, go behind the screen and get changed, sweetheart.

Chachi. Yes. You've got to learn not to get so excited when we do nude shots.

Oh, you're right. But I'm getting better.

At least you don't have to stuff a rag in my mouth anymore.

Order when she's ready. You got it.

How you doing back there? Fine.

Need a hand?

No, no thanks.

Chachi, yes. Check the coffee order, would you?

Oh, hi, Fonz.

Chachi, what a waiting room you got here. I didn't get through one magazine.

There is a time and a place for everything. My place, 8 o 'clock,

Whoa.

You look for girls like that all day long?

I haven't noticed.

You haven't noticed?

You must be working real hard. Oh, like a dog.

That's very good.

You getting here on time? Oh, early, Fonz. Are you kidding? Early. I race

after school.

I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. I'll drive you home on my bike, huh?

be nice, Fonz, but I'm going to put in some extra time today. You're putting in

extra time? What a kid, huh?

Oh, you're a fontarelli.

Oh, gosh, I hope so.

Michelle, aren't you ready yet?

Here I come.

Okay, let's go.

Oh, Jake, this is my cousin, Arthur Fontarelli.

Fonzie, Jake.

Hello. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And who might you be?

I'm Michelle.

You certainly are.

Look,

Jake, you mind if he stays and watches? No, fine. Just please be quiet.

Like a mouse, like a mouse. Okay, everybody ready?

Chachi, make sure the light stays right with me.

You ready, Michelle?

Let's go.

Wonderful, wonderful, darling.

Terrific, wonderful.

Is this a bathrobe bed?

I don't think so. No, I don't think so either.

cameras, usually.

You want if I talk to my young cousin here? Go ahead. Relax, Michelle. Call me

when you're ready, Chachi.

What do you think you're looking at?

A woman.

I got the hint when she dropped the robe. What's the big deal?

So the guy shoots nudes.

Five minutes ago, you were proud of me. Five minutes ago, everybody had their

clothes on. Five minutes ago, I thought you were shooting something nice, you

know, like little kids on ponies. Oh, come on, Father. You want to show this

your mother, huh?

Mom looked like it didn't work.

Boom, down the floor.

Well, she's not going to see it. That's right, and neither are you. You're

coming with me. I can't leave without telling Jake. You're absolutely right.

Jake, Tachi is leaving.

the question, no.

Oh, but we already have the tickets to the Fabian concert, Mom, please.

No, Joanie.

It would be different if Sally's mother was going to go with you.

Well, what for? She doesn't even like Fabian.

Two young girls alone in a hotel room overnight, huh? With a bunch of crazy

conventioners parading through the hallways in their underwear?

The others don't.

Listen, I don't want to hear another word about this. You can't go to Chicago

and that's final. Well, that's not fair.

I'm 17 and I never get to do what I want to do. Really?

Well, I'm a little over 17 and I don't always get to do what I want to do

either.

Where are you going?

Going upstairs to read.

It's getting a little noisy down here.

Now, wait a minute, Richard. You're an adult now. Now, what is your opinion?

it's not an easy situation.

On the one hand, Joanie deserves to be treated like an adult, but on the other

hand, two young girls alone in Chicago might be kind of dangerous.

Although Joanie's got to grow up sometime, but I seem to remember that I

get to go to Chicago on my own until I was 19.

They do say that women mature faster than men.

Richard!

Thank you so much. You've been such a...

Rich, I thought you'd be on my side. I was.

Part of the time.

Well, I don't care what any of you say. I'm going to start living my own life.

Even if I have to get out of here to do it.

Kids are so impulsive.

Boy, I tell you, Marion, we failed with Joanie. Oh, Howard, don't be silly. No,

it's true. You know, with Richard, somehow we always manage to teach him

values. But with Joanie, it just hasn't worked.

That's not true. This is just a phase she's going through.

a 17 -year -old girl is difficult.

Yeah, well, being the parent of one is no picnic either.

Well, you'll see, everything is just going to work out fine. You always say

everything is just going to work out fine, just like you always say we're

to win the Irish sweepstakes.

Well, somebody has to win. Why not us? Come on, dear.

Where are we going?

You have to drive me to the butcher.

Oh, I don't want to go to the butcher, Marion.

This is the butcher that keeps winking at me.

Unless you want me to go alone.

Let's go to the butcher.

Hey, Mr. Sayers. How you doing?

Richie here.

He's upstairs.

We'll see you later, boys. Yeah.

We're going to the butcher.

Oh.

Dirty Mr. Showcraft.

Richie. Yeah, Fon? Get down here.

Okay. All right. Now you're going to get the words. See, Richie's a writer. They

got insights into life. They think it's spilling.

Hey, Fon.

Hey, really. Don't talk to him. Just tell him he can't do it.

Can't do what? I'm not here to argue with you, Rich. Just tell him he can't

it. You can't do it. Thank you.

Hey, come on. Would you mind telling me now what I just told him he couldn't do?

You got a sticky nose and everything, don't you?

He wants me to quit my job.

Oh, but I thought you loved that job.

More than life itself.

You just stop that.

It so happens that the photographer he's assisting.

is taking pictures of girls in their birthday suits.

Birthday suits?

You mean nude?

No, I mean party hats and blowers.

Of course I mean nude.

Hans, it really seems to me like you're overreacting. No, I'm not. It's my

younger cousin. He's still got baby teeth. I don't want him to see that

Jake runs a classy operation.

He's got brochures. He validates parking.

He's got brochures.

Look at this. You don't see one nude in here. He forgot to put the nudes in his

brochure. Look, we came for Richie's opinion, so let's get it. All right,

do you think, Rich?

It's not an easy situation.

A lot of people think of nude photography as an art form, you know?

other hand...

and said we couldn't go.

How can you say that?

I am so tired of doing everything they tell me to do. I know.

I thought they outlawed slavery in this country.

Not for teenagers.

What's this?

I don't know. I haven't gotten a chance to look at it yet.

Oh, it's a photographer's brochure. Jake Whitman.

Oh, look. This guy photographs models for Top Magazine.

Yeah, you know, those models have a life.

You know something?

This is exactly the kind of thing I've been looking for.

Really? Yeah.

Glamour and travel and men.

Clothes and money and men.

Is that all you ever think about?

Uh -huh.

Me too.

Hey, let me think your parents will go for you being a model.

Well, I don't care what they think.

I'm going to make my own money and do what I want when I want to do it. I'll

have everything I ever dreamed of.

beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life.

Excuse me.

You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life.

You are the most beautiful. Oh, you're looking good.

You guys better get out of here. My boss will be coming out any minute. Oh,

sure. Throw us out. You've made it to the top. so now you're turning your back

on your friend. I'm not turning my back.

Potts, you understand, don't you? Oh, sure, Josh, but it does look like a

job. Oh, it is, it is.

Too bad I have to quit.

Quit? You're gonna quit? Can you believe it?

Fonzie's making me. Why?

Just because these girls pose nude.

Please,

please give me the job. I have to have this job.

Hey, what are you doing, Mal? What about your self -respect? What about your

pride in yourself as a man?

For the models, I don't care which. Okay, okay.

Only if you leave right now.

sorry, Jake, but I gotta quit.

You see, my cousin offered me this new opportunity.

If I leave here, I get to live.

Well, I'm sorry to lose you, Chachi.

I'll have to call the employment agency tomorrow.

I'll tell you what.

I know a guy who might take the job.

Good friend of mine. Name is Ralph Mouth.

I'm interviewing some new models. Hey, do me a favor.

Send the next one in, okay?

anybody you saw me. No, but listen, I really don't think... And don't be a

little fink.

I'm no fink.

I'm waiting.

Oh, here I come.

Oh, this is so exciting.

The world is going to see a brand new Joni Cunningham.

Excuse me.

It sure is.

Every square inch of it.

If a person finds out something about someone, should he tell someone else or

should he just keep it to himself?

You mean whether you should think on somebody or not?

Tell me the details. Leave out the names. I'll give you my decision.

Okay.

Somebody we know is modeling for Jake.

Well, whoever it is, it's her business. Just let it go, right? Those are my

thoughts.

Okay. I guess I won't tell Richie either. What are you going to tell

Why does he care?

Because it's Joanie.

The dude's in my phone.

What's with the font? It made me lose my place completely.

I just gotta tell Richie some news, that's all.

Bernice, Bernice, you look lovely.

Uh, excuse me, Bernice. Mr. Whitman, there's no costume back there.

Well, of course there's no costume.

shots up to $5 ,000.

Wow.

Will I get to leave Milwaukee?

Milwaukee? Some of these girls travel all over the world.

Fantastic. You ready to shoot now?

Oh, all over the world. I don't even get to go to Chicago.

You will now.

Sir?

What's the matter?

Well, I don't want to. Why?

Okay, bye.

All right, girl, go behind the screen, get changed, and we'll take some nice

shots. Call me when you're ready, okay?

Okay, dad.

Fonzie! Yeah, yeah. There's her sweater. Where? On top of that screen.

Yeah, come on.

Hey, are you sure that's her sweater? Of course I'm sure. I gave her the sweater

for Christmas.

She took off her Christmas sweater?

All right, let's go.

Fonzie, Fonzie, I better do it. Why?

Cunningham. Here I go.

All right, now just what do you think you're... Holy moly.

Richie, that is your sister.

Fudge, that's not Joanie. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. This one is... I

mean, she's got...

Thank you. Okay, let's go. You see, I thought you might... Because I saw her

sweater on top of the screen, you know. So I thought that maybe you were her.

You're not.

Cunningham, let's go.

Fonz, I'm talking to someone. So,

uh, how long have you been doing this kind of work?

All right, all right, that's it here.

Here's your sweater, all right?

Excuse me, his name is Richard Cunningham.

Numbers in the book. Give him a jingle, will you?

that she went to that guy's studio.

Ponzi, you know you're not taking this very well. I'm not taking this well. I'm

not the guy that ran out screaming his head off out of harm. All right, we're

both not taking it well. I'm taking this well. I take everything well.

Fine, you're taking it well. I'm not.

What are you going to do?

I'm going upstairs.

I'm going to lie down and I'm going to think of the past.

I'm going to imagine Joanie in her little chipmunk uniform.

Joanie, I'm so depressed.

I wouldn't think that you would ever, you know, do that. No.

Well, if you didn't think I'd do that, then why'd you go to Jake's studio? I

went to Jake's studio because I had to get your sweater. Here it is.

Chachi snitched, didn't he? All right, look.

Don't be upset at Chachi, all right? If you're going to be upset at anyone, I

guess you should be upset at me.

Well, what for?

Well, for thinking even for a second that you would ever pose for that guy.

I forgive you.

So now that it's over and done with, I don't think you should tell Mom.

Absolutely.

Are you going to do eavesdrop on your own kids?

Of course.

How else do you think I find things out?

Joanie, what made you decide not to do it?

Do what?

And he told me he could pay $5 ,000.

And I really started doing it for a minute.

Doing what?

And then I heard Dad's voice.

All those years of him and Mom telling me what's right and what's wrong.

I never even thought I was listening.

But I guess I was.

It's hard not to listen to Dad.

He talks so loud. I know.

Look, I'll tell you. First thing we ought to do is go up and talk to Fon.

talking about, Mary.

But we know that she didn't do it and it was because of us.

That's all we need to know.

You know what I like best?

The fact that you had faith in her all along.

Well, I told you everything would work out all right. Oh, Howard!

Huh? This is our love from the... The diary swimsuit. Oh, open it, Mary. Open

it. It always says... What is it?

Returned for insufficient postage.

It's been a perfect day anyway.

I'm sorry.

So sorry.

There you are, little smut brain.

Smut brain?

The only reason I open my mouth is because I care about you. Yeah?

Oh, thanks, Chachi. Just don't let it happen again.

You gotta tell me, how are things going down at the, uh, ha, ha, ha, studio?

I was fired.

And for what, I ask you?

Jake caught him kissing the negatives.

You can hold me when I hold you.

All right. It can't be wrong.