All language subtitles for happy_days_s07e04_marion_goes_to_jail

It's all right. You can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Groovin' all week for you.

Please stay dry.

Happy Days is filmed before a studio
audience.

And a hush falls over the crowd at the
annual Leopard Lodge golf tournament as

Howard Cunningham prepares to putt.

See,

I'm studying broadcasting and
journaling.

This is sort of like doing homework for
me. Why don't you take a commercial

break, Richard?

Commercial, that's pretty good.

Howard Cunningham addresses the ball.

His concentration is excellent.

He wiggles and putts.

And he misses by a mile and a half. What
an awful putt.

But he takes it like a gentleman he
truly is.

Why don't you tell him I'm not used to
wearing glasses?

Here, Jack.

Maybe you can hit this. That's not
funny, Jack. Yes, it is.

Howard! A terrible...

happened? What's wrong? The car has been
stolen. Oh, my car's stolen? Mary,

what? All right, just calm down.

Sit down.

Tell us what happened. I was at that
cute new little dress shop near

The one up the hill? Who cares where it
is? I came out of the store and it was

gone. Just missing.

Nowhere. Did you leave the keys in it?
Oh, no, Howard. Never had them.

Well, if you have the keys, how'd they
steal the car?

Yeah. When you come to think of it,
why'd they steal the car? Richard.

I'm so upset.

I was going to go straight to Arnold's
down the hill and call the police, but

was such a commotion there, I just took
a cab straight home. Good thinking,

Marion. Call the police.

Operator, would you please give me the
police?

I'll get it.

Officer Kirk!

Oh, thank you, Operator. That's speedy
service.

Howard C.

Cunningham? Oh, come on, Kirk. You know
my name. This is official business,

Cunningham.

Are you missing a 49 DeSoto?

Minus one!

Keep your hands off the law!

Never touch a police officer!

What's the matter with you people?

Of course I found your car. I'm a
professional police officer, and a darn

one. He was stolen!

Yeah, did you find the thief?

Probably copped by that hoodlum,
Fonzarelli.

Arthur wouldn't do a thing like that.

All right, if you come with me, I'll
take you to the scene.

I'll arrest Fonzarelli later.

Oh, you can't do that.

We'll see about that, Cunningham.

All right, let's move it.

Young Cunningham, get back in there.
Lock that door. You want to lose your

house? No, no, no.

Oh, Howard.

Oh, my poor DeSoto. My poor babe.

You know, he raised that car.

Oh, Marion.

Let it all out, dear.

Hey, Mom, maybe Al saw the thief.

Oh, good idea, Al. Did you see anybody
suspicious?

No. All I saw was a nice wall.

Remember the wall?

Then I saw two headlights, and then the
air was filled with French fries.

I'll tell you something. I got a call on
my tow truck for a 49 DeSoto. I flew

here. I'm talking flew here.

I'm glad to see that the Cunninghams are
all in one piece and not little itsy

-bitsy pieces all over the place.

Mr. Clancy, look at my poor DeSoto.

Yeah, well, I'll tell you something, Mr.
C. The body looks okay, you know. I

mean, it doesn't look bad.

Well, uh, there's a little dent over
there.

Yeah, well, that must have hit an Arnold
burger.

him here.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Uh, Fonz, uh, listen, don't you think
maybe it's time to hook up the old tow

truck? Oh, yeah, it is getting a little
stale in here.

in the circumstances surrounding this
vehicular disturbance.

What? You caught the thief?

That's not what I said, little lady.

Would you get to the point, sir?

It appears that the emergency brake had
not been set. The car just rolled down

the hill.

You forgot to set the emergency plan.
Well, maybe.

Sometimes I do forget.

Everybody forgets, Dad. Yes, but the
time to forget is not when you're parked

the top of a hill.

Yeah, but, Dad, we don't know for sure
it's Mom's fault.

All right, you'll have to sign this for
me, Ms. Cunningham.

What is it?

Oh, nothing much.

Just vehicular negligence, failure to
obey safety regulations, exceeding the

speed limit, destruction of public
property, and going over a red light.

I can hardly wait, Cunningham.

Hey, Tony, you know, I bet you that... I
bet you Fonzie could use a hand with

the tow truck.

Fonzie doesn't need a hand.

Marion, I would like to have a few words
with you. Oh, I think I hear him

calling now.

This is the most incompetent,
irresponsible thing you have ever done.

Is this one little accident? You
overreact.

Overreact? Marion, you ruined my DeSoto.
You wrecked Al's place.

You spoiled a perfect driving record.
Haven't you got anything to say?

Well, everybody makes mistakes.

I'll tell you who made a mistake,
Marion. The state of Wisconsin when they

you a driver's license.

Listen, young lady, a little snow never
hurt Arnie Palmer, and it's not going to

hurt Howie Cunningham.

Hey, way to go, Dad.

Marion, how about some... Marion?

Hello, what's this?

Howard, I am not speaking to you. Give
this note to Richie.

What?

Dearest Richard, please tell your
father... Dad, she wasn't kidding.

I've decided that since your father
feels I've caused him so much trouble

the car, I'm going to court to take full
responsibility for the matter.

Joanie's French toast and your blueberry
pancakes are in the oven.

Oh, how nice. That's real nice.

Richard! Oh, right.

Your father can make his own breakfast.

Welcome.

Why does she always have to be so
dramatic?

Oh, boy, Dad, what did you say to her?

I didn't say anything to her. Dad.

Well...

I lost my temper a little bit and
yelled.

She shouldn't have been so careless with
that emergency break.

Yeah. Well, I'm sure Mom will calm down.
Things will be better tomorrow.

I hope so.

Maybe I'll bring home some Chinese food
for supper to surprise her.

Hey, maybe that's her. Maybe she changed
her mind. Good, good.

Oh, it's only a caddy.

And a good morning to you, too.

You want to play golf in this weather?
Yes, I do. It looks like it could snow

any minute.

Bag's right over there.

I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't play
golf today. Maybe your mother may need

Oh, no, Dad. You've been looking forward
to this fall classic for a long time.

And besides, I think this is the year
you're going to break 100.

And 50.

Will you two look after your mother?

We can handle it, Dad. Don't worry. It's
only traffic, Court.

Yeah.

Chachi, will you check and see if I got
enough teas?

Oh, I brought some teas, Mr. C. I also
brought a compass.

A compass?

Yeah, you see, I figured if we got lost
again this year, at least we'd know

where we are, right?

That's not funny, Chachi. No, but it's
true.

Listen, you go find your mother and tell
her we'll talk when I get home. Yeah,

all right, Dad. All right, Dad. Mr. C,
we better stop at the pro shop and get

some golf balls.

I've got two dozen of them in the bag.

Yeah, but we need some for the second
hole.

Breakfast.

My French toast. My blueberries.

Hello,

County Courthouse?

Yes, yes.

I'm trying to locate a Marion
Cunningham.

No, no, I don't want the lost and found.

Traffic department, yes.

Yes, I'll hold on.

What, have they seen her? I'm still
trying to get the right department.

Hello? Traffic department.

Oh, good, good.

I'm trying to locate a Marion
Cunningham, and I... No, no, no, don't,

Switch me to lost and found.

Al,

why don't you do something about the
cold in here?

What? Cold.

Mold?

You're talking about my food.

No, it's cold.

Everybody knows it's cold.

Except Clarence. But he's been numb for
12 years.

Okay, thank you.

Well, she's not lost and she's not
found.

Maybe we should drive down to the
station, huh, Johnny? Oh, no. Mom can

care of herself, Rich. Yeah, you're
probably right.

Traffic court.

Dr.

Livingston, I presume.

Everybody's a comedian today.

All right.

What are you guys doing dressed up in
the little suits and with the tools on

your belt? We've been doing some repair
work to charge his mom back to the

apartment. Yeah, if we do anything for
her, she takes some off the rent. Oh.

much did she deduct?

Well, today she added two dollars.

We dropped sawdust in her spaghetti.

Small oversight. Listen, Al, Ralph and I
can fix this whole point real good.

Okay, now, what if I gave you the job?
Just how much would it cost?

$100? Come on, Al. You want quality,
right? We guarantee the work. Yeah. In

writing.

All right, $30.

You got the job. Oh, great.

Hey, Paul. Hey, Paul.

Let me tell you something. You pour some
water on the floor in here, you could

ice skate. Yeah.

How's the disorder coming along? Oh,
yeah. Well, I got it off the critical

Oh, that's great.

I'll tell you something, Al.

You've always been talking about air
conditioning, but this is downright

I could take the cold, Fonz, but it's
people walking in and out of this hole

that bugs me.

You need a wall?

You got something to make a line with?

Uh, some carpenter's chalk. Yeah, that's
good. Get out of the way.

There's your wall, Al. Anybody crosses
over, they got to answer to me.

Relax, Al.

That is a wall, huh?

There goes the phone.

I don't hear a phone.

It ain't for you.

Let's get some wood for the job. How
about some nice mahogany?

Oh, hi, Mr. C.

Yeah, well, I was expecting someone like
Paul to fetch me longer, you know.

Of course I can give a message to Richie
and Joan.

You're wet?

You're what?

Don't move.

Hey, Richie, Joey, come here. Yeah?

Have fun? Well, I got a message from
your mom. Oh, what's up? Is Mom okay?

she's fine. She's having a picture
taken. Oh, really?

Yeah. Where? In jail.

In jail?

How'd you do that? Hey, it's all in the
wrist.

And a cute little wrist it is.

Oh, children, I'm so glad to see you. Me
too. And Arthur, this is Gloria.

It's really nice. This is my children.

This is Joni and Richard. And my very
good friend, Arthur Fonzarelli.

She's just working here long enough to
get money to put herself through beauty

school.

Oh, Mary, and your children have lovely
hair.

You go without saying, big boy.

What happened? Why are you in here?

Five days or $50 and I'm going to prove
to your father for once and all that I'm

not incompetent and irresponsible.

Mom, I'm going to have you out of here
in two minutes, Mom.

Richard, don't you dare. I don't want
any help.

Look, look, Mom.

I can get the $50. We can get you out of
here. This is no time to be... Hold it.

Mrs. C, this is your play.

We'll do it your way. Just to make sure
I'm going to go talk to the warden.

You know him?

Him? He's a pup.

Hi,

Fon.

Hey, Rich, Johnny, Mrs. C. Hey, guys.

Look who's here.

Oh, Mrs. C, you look great.

Well, I feel lost without my pearl.

Nah, prison life really agrees with you.

It's said to be pleasant.

Listen, see, I don't want you to worry
about Arnold. Patsy and I are fixing up

that wall. It's going to look just like
new. Oh, that's right.

Al's getting him to fix it.

Well,

it's nice to have friends.

Yeah, friends are important.

Well,

tell me something. Sure, yeah.

He went to the tournament this morning.
Yeah, yeah. And he doesn't know.

No. No.

And don't worry, because we're not going
to tell him.

No.

You could tell him.

Look, Mom, why don't you just come on
home with us now?

I'm sorry, Marion.

Time's up.

Oh, a little bit more.

Oh, I'd like to, Marion, but I have to
do Phyllis's hair.

She's escaping tonight.

Wait, wait one second, ma 'am. No,
Richard, my mind is made up. Well, why

we tell Dad?

Tell him that I hope he's comfortable
snuggling up to his DeSoto.

What do you think Dad will do when he
finds out Mom's in jail? Well, I can

you what he won't do. He won't take it
calmly.

We could lie.

You know, we could?

Mm -hmm.

All right, all right, I got an idea. I'm
going to tell Dad that Mom won and

all... expenses paid trip to France and
she left this morning.

No, that's ridiculous.

True. England? Rich.

All right.

We'll be mature and we'll tell the
truth. Yeah. Right.

Here he is.

Frosty the golf man.

Hi, Dad.

Richie. Johnny.

Where's your mother?

How was the tournament?

How was the tournament?

Are you kidding?

Mr. C won it.

You had your...

It was nothing.

What was the score?

Good enough to win.

Dad, look at this thing. That's
beautiful. I'm so proud of you, Dad.

Are you going to tell them or am I?

All right.

Nobody else showed up.

Winner by a forfeit, Howard Cunningham.

I have a ball, Mr. C. I'll tell you
what. Put me down for next year.

Who knows? Maybe you'll win again.

If Milwaukee has a monsoon, that is.

I don't care. It's better than nothing.

That's nice.

Good trophy.

Where'd you say your mother was?

Oh, she's not here.

Well, where is she?

She's, uh... Okay, Dad.

Mom went down to the police station to
pay her fine, you know, because she

wanted to take responsibility for this
thing herself, and she didn't have

money for the fine, so she chose the
other...

Option. Well, I'm very proud of your
mother to think that she faced up to her

responsibilities. Yeah, yeah. What was
the option?

Five days in jail.

What? We pleaded with her. Her mind's
made up. She's going to stay in jail.

Well, we'll see about that.

Oh, Joanie, we've got to go with him
because as soon as Dad sees that the

not there, well, then he's going to...

at, uh, how's the television working?

Oh, that's working really fine, Arthur.

The window bars make a really lovely
antenna.

You met friends?

You made any friends here?

I like 95837 a lot.

Just don't cry on me, all right? You're
cool.

I'll do the best I can, all right?

Harry, your husband's on his way in
here.

Oh, thank you, Gloria. Oh, I don't want
him to see me like this.

Hey,

hello, Mr. Sweet.

Fonzie? Yeah?

I'd like to talk to my wife alone.

Richie and Johnny are waiting outside.

Hello, Howard.

Arthur just told me the funny... Please.

He said please.

Move.

I think I'd like to go back to my cell.

Mary, I lost my temper.

And I was wrong.

It happens with Mary. people sometimes,
huh?

You're not incompetent and you're not
irresponsible.

You're a wonderful woman and I
apologize.

Oh, Marion, I've heard them all and
that's a very nice apology.

Do you mind?

Well... I'm not finished, Marion.

Now look, I...

I don't care about the desoldering. I
don't care about the fine or the

I just care about you.

Do you, Howard?

Yes.

And there's one other thing I'd like to
say.

I'm waiting.

Could we get rid of her?

Gloria, do you mind?

Oh, Marion, it is against the rules,
but...

Well, maybe I could go check my hair.

Go ahead.

I love you, Mary.

And I love you, Howard.

Now, look, I paid the fine, so let's go
home, huh?

Oh, I...

is special, just with the two of us.

Besides, with Richie and Joanie down at
the party at Arnold's, I get all the egg

rolls.

Well, I'm going to see what my fortune
says.

Oh, my.

What? It says you are married to a very
special guy.

Let me see that. Oh, it doesn't say
that, but I do.

Snookum.

Baby Kate.

Lay bill.

I knew I couldn't avoid that DeSoto bill
for very long.

Oh, wait a minute. I think you made a
mistake here.

$7 .50?

It's no mistake. It's company policy.
You don't charge family for labor.

$7 .50 for an emergency break, which I
told you to check three months ago.

Emergency break?

Oh, yeah. It was broken long before you
parked it on that hill.

Howard, I could just... Let me see what
my fortune cookie says.

Look what it says.

Loving wife always forgives loving
husband.

Loving mechanic is touched by romance.

All right. It can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling.