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Happy Day Happy Day Happy Day Happy Day
Happy Day
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Happy Day Happy Day Happy Day Happy Day
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Happy Day
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Rockin' and rollin' all week long.
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Good Monday, Monday, happy day.
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Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.
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Thursday, Friday, happy day.
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Saturday, what a day.
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Rubin all week with you.
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It's the most ridiculous thing.
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Let's say goodbye here.
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Are you sure you're not going to mind me
dating this weekend, Rich? Me? Oh, you
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silly goose.
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I'm going to be with my parents, so you
go ahead and have a good time.
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Well, Fonzie will be up there, too.
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Right. I might have to find him a date.
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Find Fonzie a date.
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Oh, I'm going to miss that sense of
humor.
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Bye, Fonz.
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I'll load up the car.
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Right. You got it?
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Yeah. Hey, Fonz, are you going to ride
up to Lake Pinewood with us? No, I'm
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going to take my bike. Four wheels make
me very nervous.
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Oh, yeah, dumb question.
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Well, bon voyage, Fonz. Let me ask you a
question. Do you believe in destiny,
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Ray? I believe in everything a little
bit, Fonz. Good.
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A mile away from Pinewood Lake lies the
bumper guard
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farm.
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That's good to know. Thank you, Fonz.
Well, I'll see you up there.
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And on that farm is Helga and Inga. E -I
-E -I -O.
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That makes sense. I better get going,
Fonz. I gotta get the suitcase. I want
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tell you, this is an opportunity of a
lifetime.
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We're talking two luscious milkmaids.
We're talking legends who are so, so
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lonely it could make you cry. Can we let
those women stay that lonely?
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Well, Fonz, I don't know. Helga and
Inga.
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Oh.
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Yeah, they are gorgeous. Why are they
lonely?
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Very strict, Fonz. Yeah?
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Fonz, I can't see the whole article.
Could you move your hand? Just a stupid
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headline, Rich.
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Dairy farmer shoots Tupperware salesman.
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Enraged father Vernon Bumpergard
yesterday shot... Fonz, that man is more
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strict. He didn't mean it.
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Listen, by the time you get up to
Pinewood Lake, I will have a foolproof
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E -I -E -I -O.
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Isn't this breathtaking, Howard? Look at
the beautiful lake. Yeah, I hope the
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fish are biting.
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I hope the mosquitoes aren't.
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Richard, why don't you come down to the
lake with us? Maybe we'll see some
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good... That's loons, Mary.
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No thanks, Mom.
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I'm gonna write Lori Beth a letter.
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Well, you'll beat the letter home, Rich.
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Yeah, and when that letter arrives...
What,
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you gonna go fishing or something?
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Eh, maybe.
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Your mother and I have a bet on to see
how long it takes before Joanie's
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father... I see hunks!
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I lose.
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Howard, you should have known better.
Hunks are everywhere.
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Hey, look! Look, they're surveyors. Yes,
they are. And they're certainly
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surveying Joanie.
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Don't be for long.
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Hi, fellas.
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I see you've met my almost 17 -year -old
daughter.
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Here we are, Lake Pinewood. Fine. This
is an aerial map.
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Yeah, that's correct.
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We're going to go along this highway
here up over the hill into the bar.
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How did you get an aerial photograph of
the Boomer Guard farm?
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Lindbergh. You know Charles Lindbergh?
Who's talking Charles? I'm talking
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Lindbergh and her crop duster.
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All right, all right. So now, uh, how do
we get into the barn?
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Who is the greatest buffalo hunter of
all time?
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Buffalo Bill. Wrong.
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Cy McClintock.
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How'd he get the name? Put on a buffalo
hide and he tiptoed through the herd.
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All right? Dig this.
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Fonzie, I cannot do this. I want you to
picture those two girls and their
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dreaming. Can you see them?
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Yeah, they are cute.
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Yeah, I agree. Can you see Helga on the
left? No, Helga's on the right. Oh,
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silly of me. All right,
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Fonzie. And you know what they're
dreaming about, Cunningham? No, what?
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They're dreaming about two red -blooded
American boys. They're dreaming about
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us.
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It's the 60s, Cunningham. A new
business.
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A new frontier.
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And I wanted to share this experience
with you.
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Thank you, Fonzie. Thank you for this
opportunity.
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Let's get in the cow suit. Which end am
I?
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I should have known.
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All right.
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Cowhead, you're going to muss my hair.
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It's worth it. Test run. It's pretty
dark in here, Fonz. Trust me. All right.
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shit I've made friends.
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How far to the farm, Fonz?
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Well, let's see.
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Oh, yeah, there's the barn over there.
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Okay, Richie, we're on the way. Check.
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Let's recon it. Huh?
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Do you see him, Fonz? Do you see him?
Long -stamped, goatee -daunt. Okay.
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Let me see him, Fonz. Can I see him?
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Oh, sorry.
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Long -stamped.
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Breathtaking, huh?
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Taking my breath away. What do you see?
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I see two -barrel, both 12 -gallons.
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Tupperware salesman would show up. Yeah,
and I know what I'd do with him. What?
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I'd grab him, hug him, and kiss him.
Then Pa would show up and shoot him.
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Oh, Inga.
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I'm so desperate for a man.
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Me too.
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What's going on in there?
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It's just that, Pa.
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I thought I heard a noise.
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Well, give me a hand outside moving the
cheese into the root cellar. Come on,
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move for long.
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I just wish I had some voice.
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We know.
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Did you hear that?
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They are waiting for us. Yeah, and my
lips are ready for them.
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She loves me.
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She loves me now. No time for that shit.
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Let's get a foolproof plan to get past
that car.
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Okay. So, uh, what's the idea, Fonz? The
idea is to get into this to get out of
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here. Oh, that's a good idea. It's
almost milking time.
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Imagine running into Laverne and
Shirley.
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Okay, let's see what we've got here. One
swollen ankle and a bunch of bee
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stings. I'll have this fixed up in a
jiffy.
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Vicky's Florence Nightingale.
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Ooh, look at this swelling coming up
right through the cow pants.
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Girl, that's his wallet.
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these pants off. Oh, I wouldn't mind
leaving the stingers in. Then I'm going
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need a needle about yay. Fine. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Sure. Ice works just as
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Let's find some ice. Okay.
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Okay.
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Laverne, would you do something here
without a needle? Sure. What are you
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walking so fast for? I'm limping here.
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I'm sorry. What would you want me to do?
Limp too.
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Of course.
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He was only trying to keep me warm.
Well, would you please get off so I can
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the ice cubes on?
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Okay, but I'm telling you, Fonz, crushed
ice keeps it a lot cooler. Okay, let's
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take care of Fonzie's ankle now.
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I want you to go over and check on the
Cunningham boys' swelling, all right?
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go do that.
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How do you feel?
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I may be in a little shock.
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Okay.
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You know something?
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If you're good, I'm authorized to give
you either a balloon or a lollipop.
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If memory serves me correctly, we just
take the boot off very quickly.
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Well,
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then that must be very quickly.
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Excuse me.
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Would you follow me? Just a minute.
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I'll grab the other part, and we'll just
ease it off very gently, okay?
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Okay.
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Easy does. Come on, get up.
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Easy does.
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Here we go.
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Open!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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I'll do anything you want.
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Just don't keep throwing me at Richie no
more.
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all by themselves?
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I'm sure this thing has been coming out
all by themselves.
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Bravo. Bravo.
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Okay, now I've got to wrap that ankle.
Let me see. I'm going to need a bandage
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and some... What are you doing?
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You want to cause him to have a relapse?
Okay, let me wrap it. I'll wrap it. I
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want to wrap it.
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Girls,
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girls.
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Can I have my balloon now?
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I'll wrap it. You do what you do best.
Do your bedside manner. Talk him out of
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the pain and things like that.
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How you doing, G .I.? You want to write
a letter home? Tell him how good the war
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is going?
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Huh? Got any extra nylon? Some
chocolate?
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No, I don't got any chocolate.
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I got one question.
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What are you doing here in the first
place?
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vacation, and he didn't have any cabins,
and my pop's too old to sleep in a
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tree. Well, that's easy. You helped us.
I'll help you.
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Roscoe's Wigwam City.
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Roscoe's Wigwam?
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Yeah, at least you'll have a roof over
your head, even if it is a little
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pointed.
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I'm feeling much better.
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All right, there we go. Let's see what
we did.
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Why don't we test it out on our patient
here? Just get a...
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This is no time for hero worship.
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This foolproof plan?
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Hold it right there.
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I think you asked me just a little late.
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Burning bumper guard?
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That's for guard.
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Yeah, whatever.
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FBI.
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You don't look like FBI men. Right.
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We're undercover.
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Yeah, sure.
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Let's see some identification.
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Who wants to see identification?
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We don't have any. We don't have any
because we're undercover.
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Yeah, they won't let us carry
identification. Are you kidding? Right.
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reason we're here... We're here that you
make the best...
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in this entire state.
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He says... Should I tell him?
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I guess so.
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President of the United States, John
Kennedy.
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The president likes my cheese.
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All right, president's driving through.
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The president? Here?
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Yes, and he would very much be honored
if you would bring some of your cheese
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personally. Elmo's gas station, one
hour. He'd be there. I'll go right now.
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Oh, and if he's late?
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Wait for him. Yeah.
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Fonz, Fonz, you were great. You weren't
so bad, he said.
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You sure you saw him headed this way?
He'll be here any minute.
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Richie, I tell you something, I feel
like Caesar. I came, I saw, and I'm
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to come.
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Hail Caesar.
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Hail, hail, the gang's all here.
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I'm here, girl. I'm here.
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I'm delighted.
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Fonz, which one do you want?
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Fonz? Radio, turn on some music. Yeah.
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You have to go in the dance. I love the
dance.
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Oh, right.
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Would one of you care to dance?
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Dance? Hail to dance.
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Oh, good.
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Fine, sure.
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Maybe you better take Helga. Sure.
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Oh,
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I
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bet you kissed girls before.
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Once, twice, who remembers?
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I heard if you kiss a man right, he
passes out.
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Yeah, but I'm one rough, tough guy.
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Oh, please, may I try it again?
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Well, it'll make you feel better.
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You stay away from my daughters.
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All right.
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And you take your Tupperware with you.
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Hang up, hang up, or you'll start
another one.
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Did you see that, Barnes? Let's get out
of here, Cunningham. And F -A -S -T.
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Faster, faster.
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All right, take it nice and slow. Come
on, slower.
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Slower.
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Yeah.
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Barnes, come on. That was too close for
me.
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Just about for enough.
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Fonzie, please tell me you said that.
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Well, I'd love to, Rich, but I can't.
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What a snowy job, trying to fool a
boomer guard.
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You come here, young fella.
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You soiled my daughters.
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You know what that means?
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Well, you're going to shoot at my feet,
aren't you?
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No, I'm not.
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You're not?
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No. You, too, are going to marry my
girls.
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I'd much rather have you shoot at my
feet.
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No, no, look, these girls, hey, girls,
girls, you don't want to marry us, do
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you? Oh, yeah.
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I got to be totally honest. I got a bum
leg. I can't rotate crops.
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Sir, Fern, from the most sincerest part
of me, I would love... to marry your
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daughter, but I can't. What do you mean
you can't? We are engaged.
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To him.
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That's to him.
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He didn't mean it.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It just slipped
out.
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I am betrothed to one Laverne.
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Defends you.
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Right.
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Shirley Feeney. Yeah, we're practically
married.
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Come on, Pa. Make him marry us. Make him
kiss us again.
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We'll settle this.
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You with the apple pie face.
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Where are your fiancés?
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Oh, in Pinewood Lake. Yeah, pining away
for us.
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I need proof.
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You go get them.
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I don't go anywhere without my friend.
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One man can't travel faster alone.
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But very surely you bring them here?
Right. Quick. You move, young fella.
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If you ain't back here in one hour, your
friend have more holes in him than fish
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cheese.
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My life is in your feet, Richie. Well,
you're in good hands, Fonz. I mean feet.
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I can really... Will you get out of
here?
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That young fella better run fast.
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If he ain't back here in one hour, it'll
be Fern and Conchitichin.
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What?
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Curtains for you.
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What's the matter, Fish?
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Don't you like worms?
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Dad! Dad!
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Dad! Come quick!
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Fonzie's in trouble!
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Don't worry, Richie! I'm coming!
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Hey, how you doing? Let me ask you a
question, anybody?
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Fonzie, I haven't got time to talk to
you now. Fonzie's in big trouble.
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Either Richie's crazy, I'm crazy, or
you're crazy. Now, which one is it? I
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think anybody's crazy, Mr. C. I gotta
find Richie. Where is he? Well, he just
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ran by here hysterically looking for
you. He just ran by. He left me an hour
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ago. I gotta buy that boy a compass.
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Well, what happened?
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You won't believe this. We're in this
halo with some girls, right? Then the
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father comes in and he says, Hey, I'm
gonna kill you. And if you don't marry
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daughters, right? So then Richie
escapes, leaves me facing a double
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shotgun. It's a very ugly story.
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Well, how did you get out of there?
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Oh, Patsy saved my life.
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Patsy's in Milwaukee.
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That's right. See, Richie escaped, and I
convinced the father that Ralph and
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Patsy would marry their daughters
because they're rich doctors. But I've
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find Richie, all right? I'll see you
later. Oh, listen.
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Did you catch any big ones yet? Oh, tons
of them.
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Yeah, but I threw them. I like to throw
them back.
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You're a very thoughtful sportsman.
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That's why I'm crazy about you. You know
that?
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I'll see you later, all right?
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Hey, Chief!
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Hey, Jenny!
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Would you guys like to jump up in here?
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