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Happy and free These days are ours Share them with

me Goodbye gray sky, hello blue There's nothing can hold me when I hold you

You're so right We can't be wrong. Rocking and rolling all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Thursday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, what a day.

Proving all week with you.

These days are ours.

this one. Oh, your father is so wonderful. He has just volunteered to

the upstairs.

Oh, that's terrific. Is this outfit okay?

It's lovely.

It stinks.

That outfit is just fine. In fact, that's the best of the seven outfits

you've tried on so far. I know.

Sweetheart, you're just going to go play miniature golf.

Yeah, but I hardly know these people and I want to make a good impression.

Oh, that's damn cold.

Hi, guys. Hi.

Hi, Charles.

What are you doing here?

Well, everybody else was busy.

So I thought I'd stop by and see if you wanted to do something.

That's a really nice invitation.

I'm about to go out. Go out? Yeah. Does it bother you that I'm going out?

No. Oh, it doesn't bother me. I mean, why should it?

We're not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore.

Are you going to wear that?

Don't be late.

I think it's good that she gets out once in a while.

Oh, Chachi.

Would you like to join us and watch some TV and eat some popcorn?

Well, if you insist.

But I can only stay three or four hours.

You want to see a TV guide?

Sure. Here's some money. Go buy one.

I got... Where's your three -in -one oil? You know, my fold -out bed froze in

mid -fold.

It's in the jock drawer.

Oh, this is very nice.

You stopped dating Joanie, so now you're dating the parents.

Come on, Fonz.

What's wrong with staying home? on an occasional Saturday, huh?

That's five Saturdays in a row, huh? Over here.

I'll be right back. Move over, Mary.

All right, now, look. I want to ask you a very important question, not including

Joanie. How long has it been since you've had a date?

Four years.

Four years.

That depends on what your definition of a date is.

You meet a girl, you spend some money, and maybe you kiss her goodnight.

Seven years.

Nice. Beat it.

You know what's happening here? What? You're talking yourself into a very

serious mode of fear.

Fear? Don't say the word too often. It ain't my favorite.

You're telling me I'm afraid to ask girls out, huh?

You're not afraid to ask girls out. You're afraid they're going to say no.

They probably will.

Oh,

Fonz, I hate being single.

I hate asking out new people.

Hi. What's your name? You live around here? What's your major?

Look, if you don't want to go out with me, you can just say no.

Oh. Well, thank you for your honesty.

I hate it. You don't have to ask girls out.

You're going to do it for me. My cousin.

Captain, please.

Say, I'm going to ask you. Right. You know why? Why? Come here.

Because you have the power.

We in the Fonzueli line, we have the secret power.

Now, while you were with Joe, you didn't have to know about this. But now, now

is the time.

What power? It's so hard to describe the supernatural.

It's like a physical presence.

You know how girls react to me?

Oh, yeah, it's legend.

Yes, it is.

You think I learned this from a book?

No.

Judge.

It's the power.

How do I use the power?

What? How do I use the power?

You don't use it. You let it wash over you like a blanket.

It kind of works through you.

Let me tell you something.

We're going to be all over you like makeup on a clown.

The power can't hurt anybody, can it? We know so little about it.

Get the phone, Judge.

It won't work for me.

What do I do now?

Do nothing. You say nothing. You let your body speak.

Hi.

My name's Karen.

I saw you from across the room and I... I liked what I saw.

You have a certain, certain... Power?

Yes.

I'm very attracted by a man with self -assurance.

Would you go out with me tonight?

Your face.

You're too kind.

You have such strong, sensitive hands.

You know, I carry this tennis ball around and I squeeze it a lot.

It's amazing what you can do in your spare time if you apply yourself.

Karen, you're getting the wrong idea about me. You see, I've been out of

circulation for a long time.

Is anything wrong?

Oh, no.

I just swallowed my gum.

Want me to get it?

Karen,

you see, I really shouldn't take such an unfair advantage of you because I've

got this power.

Mom, next Saturday night, just make enough popcorn for me.

What went wrong?

Well, everything was fine at the golf course.

But I was the last one Don dropped off.

As soon as he pulled up in front of the house, he yelled, air raid, and jumped

on me.

Boys are such jerks, Mom.

Well, they don't have to be jerks.

They like to. I think it helps them in sports.

Okay, let's get going.

Oh, Howard, where is the blue?

What is this?

Marion, everybody uses blue.

But how many people do you know use... This?

Heliotrope? Mm -hmm.

What is that?

Well, what do you mean? It's the color of that, uh, heliotrope.

Color purple?

Oh, hey, oh, listen, I'm glad you got this. Can I borrow some of this? I gotta

go paint my closet. Well, which one do you want, parched earth or rintin tan?

It don't matter, as long as I can grow up the heliotrope that's in there

already.

I'm going to make this house a museum of your mistakes.

It's bad enough that we've got a welcome mat that says, The Luckin' Bills.

Great deal, Marion. So you just wipe your feet on it. It works.

Come on, let's see how it looks on the wall.

Not in my room, Dad, okay?

And not in our room, Howard.

Oh, Marion, most of the time you spend in the bedroom, you've got your eyes

closed anyway.

I really should be getting more rest.

Did you know the milk is delivered at 5 .09?

6 .09 on weekends.

Look at these pants. You'd think I'd slept in them.

Oh, yeah, I did.

Let me take a stab in the dark here.

Your evening went well?

Went well.

Fonz, I went out a boy and came back a man.

That's a full evening.

I found a whole new world out there.

You know, Joanie's a swell gal.

I'll always have a special feeling for her. But Karen... I mean, Karen is...

Karen's been to France.

Nice, Lisa. Yeah.

All right, so now we got you to the deep end of the dating pool, huh? It's time

to swim upstream and meet some other fish in the sea. Oh, no, Fonz, I can't

that to Karen. She'd die.

No, not like you. I can't just love him and leave him.

I'm going to forget you said that. Obviously, you're stimulated beyond your

years.

Let me tell you something. If you were thrilled with Karen, I would be

I would buy the rice.

Hey, Karen is not love, huh?

That's a rebound.

See, the thing is that you're not dating Joanie no more, so you're grabbing on

to the first girl you date.

So what's wrong with that? I'll tell you what's wrong with that. When you're

finished with Karen, you're going to be right back where you started from

yesterday. No, we're not going to be finished. You know why? No, I'm done

hearing. I'll tell you why. Okay, here.

Because I have got the power.

You think you're such a man, huh? Hey, I saw you shaving with no blade.

Help walk her by your date last night, man. She really shot you down, huh?

Not exactly.

We're going out again.

Oh, yeah? When?

Eight o 'clock. The night hell freezes over.

Ooh. Bad time, huh?

Nice. Yeah.

Why don't you stand over here and just watch the king of love in action?

You might pick up some valuable pointers.

Hey, Bobby, you can thank me later.

Will you excuse me, please?

I'm here.

I can see that. Now, I have a wonderful plan.

Here's what it is. We'll go up to Inspiration Point.

And then we'll come back down and we'll get a bite to eat, all right?

And then we'll go back to Inspiration Point. And then we'll come back down to

Catch a Flick.

And then we'll go back to Inspiration Point.

Hold it, Chachi.

We don't have a date tonight.

I get it.

You want me to go through the motions asking you out? Okay.

This is great.

Karen, will you go out with me tonight?

No.

I can't go out with you anymore.

That's a joke, right?

Chachi, I think you're a terrific guy, but I just don't want to get tied down.

Tied down? We went out one time.

I go out with a guy once and I lose interest.

You were crazy about me.

Look, Chachi, we had a nice time.

But just because you pet a puppy doesn't mean you have to take it home.

Bye, Chachi.

Wow.

All those pointers and me without a notebook.

You know what she does, Bobby?

She goes out with a guy once, right?

She leaves him on, and then she dumps him.

Well, that's disgusting.

Yeah, I bet she'd go out with any bozo that asked her. Yeah.

will happen.

Oh, somebody stole all your bones.

No.

Karen dumped me.

I lost it, didn't I? I lost the power.

Judge, you didn't lose it.

You never had it.

Oh, great. I feel better now. Thank you. No, no, no, no.

The power.

It's a frame of mind. It's an attitude.

It's like...

Dumbo.

And a magic feather.

The elephant Dumbo?

No, the governor Dumbo.

Of course the elephant Dumbo.

What does a flying elephant have to do with my life?

All right, all right. I got one. What?

Peter Pan.

The children never thought they could fly until they believed in Tinkerbell.

Fonz, these are kids' stories. Will you give me a break?

Well, I see that literary analogies do not affect your life.

Say it, all right? Because I'm not going to ask girls out ever again.

Now, don't worry about me.

I'll just throw myself into my work.

Oh, my God, I don't even have a job.

I'm not giving up on you.

Come on, we're going to go to the woods. We'll pack four days' worth of food and

I'll knock some sense into you. It's no use, Fonz. This is not Peter Pan.

And Tinkerbell is dead.

Dad, she just sent me an autographed picture.

Wake up. I have to talk to you.

Joanie. What the hell are you doing?

What are you doing here?

I asked you first.

Well, I came by to see Fonzie. I must have gotten the wrong window.

At one o 'clock in the morning? You just hold it.

Now, I see what's going on here.

That breakup was just a smokescreen, wasn't it? You're planning to elope with

Joanie. Not that at all, Mr. C. Don't you give me that Mr. C stuff.

If I hadn't been asleep in that bed, you'd be my son -in -law now, and I'd be

supporting you for the rest of my life.

Howard, is that you yelling? Are you dreaming about the war again?

George. He is going to elope with her.

He is not.

Good. I always wanted a church wedding for you, John.

Mom, we aren't getting married.

so important that I couldn't wait until the sun came up. I'm sorry that I woke

everybody up.

But all I need is a few minutes alone with Joanie just to talk to her, please.

Well, I guess that's all right. Don't you think so, dear? I suppose so.

Well, let's go to bed.

Oh, Marion, I can't sleep in that room. Those paint fumes make me dizzy.

Well, I don't feel any different.

That's what scares me.

Was there some reason for this visit, or did you just happen to be in the

neighborhood with a ladder?

All right, I'll get right to the point.

Joanie, I made a big mistake breaking up with you, but I'm willing to take you

back.

Judge, I don't mean to throw this in your face, but I broke up with you.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I thought maybe I'd slip that one past you.

Joanie, will you tell me something?

Yeah, what?

Did you go out with me for the past three years because you felt sorry for

What? I mean, has it been like one long pity date?

No, of course not.

Joanie, I have to know what it was that you liked about me.

Why? Well, because whatever it was, it's gone.

See, I went out with this girl once, right?

Yeah. We had a great time, and next thing I know, she's brushing me off like

was dandruff.

Josh, that's one date. What does she know?

You dumped me, too, and you know me better than anybody else.

Terrence, don't you understand?

That wasn't because of you. That was because of me.

And what that other girl did, that was because of her.

Oh, sure.

All you girls got problems, and I got to take a beating for it.

No, dating is rough.

No kidding.

You know, there are going to be times when you ask people out, and they're

to say no.

And there are going to be times when you want people to ask you out, and they

won't.

Then there are going to be times when people yell air raid and jump on your

bones.

That's not a bad line. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Judge, nobody else does either.

Judge, I meet a lot of guys.

But you, you are a prize.

You're the sweetest, kindest, warmest person I know. And you'll never lose

I'm also available.

We broke up for good reasons.

The fact that we're both scared isn't enough reason to get back together

You really think I'm a pride?

A gem. And no one knows you better than I do.

Yeah.

I'm quite attached, huh?

There are.

So are you.

So, this is your

room, huh?

Get off that bed, now!

All right, I'm off!

He said, now.

These happy days

are yours and mine.