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Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday,
Wednesday, happy days.
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Thursday, Friday, happy days.
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The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready
to race to you.
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These days are ours, happy and free.
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These days are ours, share them with me.
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Goodbye gray sky, hello blue. There's
nothing can hold me when I hold you.
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You're so right.
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It can't be wrong.
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Rockin' and rollin' all week long.
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Monday, Monday, happy days. Wednesday,
Wednesday, happy days.
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Friday, happy days.
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Saturday, what a day.
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Provin' I'll meet with you.
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These days are ours.
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These days are our happy and painy.
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These happy days are yours and mine.
These happy days are yours and mine.
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days.
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Okay, Roger, this better be good. We've
been saving the champagne since our
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wedding. Well, you better tell us the
good news.
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I'm just on pins and needles. Roger, now
what is this big announcement?
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All right.
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You are looking at the youngest
principal in the entire Milwaukee school
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day.
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Okay, here's a toast to Roger, the new
principal of, uh...
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What is the name of the school you're
the new principal of? George S. Patton
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Vocational High School. Huh?
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Huh?
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I know the school has a bad reputation,
but that's not a problem. It's a
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challenge. Hey, Roger. Yeah. Let me tell
you something. Two months ago, I heard
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they were looking for somebody young,
somebody tough. Uh -huh.
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And they chose you.
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Come on, Fonz. As a fellow teacher, you
must know what a break this is for me.
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Well, you better call them and tell them
you can't do it and fast, Roger. Why?
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That's a tough school.
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Well, Yale was pretty tough, too, you
know.
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Roger, you don't understand. You see...
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Patton's mascot is a piranha.
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I mean, this is a place where the other
schools send their psychos and hoods and
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guys with really bad skin.
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Let me tell you something, all right?
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Now, you could make a great principal,
don't get me wrong.
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Yeah. But for like Jefferson High, you
know, where the kids come up and say,
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hey, principal, look at my new sweater.
Look at the varsity letter I got on. Is
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it Latino?
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But Patton, come on, give me a break.
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You know, I'm beginning to get the
impression that you lack confidence in
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ability to handle this situation. Is
that so? You're very prescriptive, let
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tell you.
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The school is so... And you're so...
They're going to eat you
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alive. Is that right?
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You know, Fonz, you're forgetting I
happen to have a master's degree in
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education. Did I forget that? So what
does that make you?
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What do you mean, what does that make
me? I asked you a question.
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Fonz, I worked hard. So did I.
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Fellas, fellas, I got a terrific idea to
help celebrate Roger's disaster.
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A wonderful news.
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I'm going to take you all to the wiki
-wiki room for dinner. Oh, that's an
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I think Bajotty and I are going to stay
behind.
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Oh. Hey, Uncle Howard, the wiki -wiki
room. Isn't that the Polynesian place
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the flaming skewers? Oh, Roger, the
waiters weren't that bad.
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Come on, come on.
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Don't you remember what happened last
time, huh? We got there five minutes
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Mr. C and all the egg rolls were gone.
Chachi, I lost my appetite. You
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understand? I mean, you see what
happened to Mr. All -American Joe Bob
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Yeah. He's going into the jaws of the
asphalt junk finds. We did our job. We
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told them what to expect. Now, what more
do you want to do, huh?
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Now, why are you so mad?
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I'm not mad. No. No.
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They picked him and... Oh, instead of
what?
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Instead of you?
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Huh? I'll tell you something.
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I know Patton, you understand?
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I know those kids. I know them tricks.
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I was the one who invented them. I
believe it.
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I would have been a great principal.
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But, of course, no one will ever know
that.
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Because I don't have a you -know -what.
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There's no way I'm sitting next to him
at dinner.
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Good morning, students.
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The administration refuses to recognize
Friday night's riot.
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as a spontaneous blood drive.
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Good morning, young man. There
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goes the young man that didn't have a
good breakfast.
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God, there's somebody locked in here.
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Hey, Sam, get out of my way.
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do you think I brought these for? To
trim my toenails? Well, who is it?
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Tell it to Mrs.
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Schellenbeck. She's the slowest.
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Mrs.? Mrs.
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Schellenbeck, are you all right?
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Oh, fine.
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Just fine.
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Can you identify who did this to you?
Oh, no. No, I wouldn't want to.
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Not this close to my pension.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go
and cancel my credit card.
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Petrified of students?
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A pirate flag waving in front of the
building? What kind of school is this?
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A lousy one.
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Hey, look, we just keep them locked up
here long enough till they can become a
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burden on society.
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The school board can't even find a
sucker dumb enough to become principal
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this dump.
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Yes, they did.
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I'm the sucker.
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And a fine choice they made, too, Mr.
Law.
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Roger Phillips.
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A pleasure.
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Freddie Bascom here, Industrial Arts
Department, and let me be the first to
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offer you my full support in your effort
to clean up this hellhole.
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Yeah, well, you know, one of the good
things, I did notice the students seem
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have a lot of energy. Now, if we can
just channel that, I think we can have a
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school here that we can all be proud of
and some fun at the same time. And
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you're just the man that can do it.
Thank you.
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What a jerk!
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you losers, so you better look like
you're interested.
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I believe you have their full attention
now, Rog. Thank you.
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Anytime. Hey, listen. If you're not
doing anything this evening, perhaps
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consent to break bread with a little
woman in my film. Maybe some other time,
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huh? She's quite a looker, Rog.
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Excuse me. Hello.
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My name is Roger Phillips, and I'm proud
to be your new principal here at George
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S. Patton Tech.
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Now...
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I see no reason why a vocational
education shouldn't be a quality one.
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Ha! I know that in the past.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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What is your name?
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Roach. I mean your real name.
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Roach.
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Okay, Roach. If you have something so
important to say, why don't you share it
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with the entire class?
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I'm sorry. I was being rude.
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I was saying how much fun it would be to
weld your lips together.
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Yeah, I'm sorry you've taken this
attitude.
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Because I'd like to be something more
than just a principal. I'd like to be
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friend, your pal.
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Someone you can go sailing with on
Sundays.
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I think if you just hear me out, you'd
see that we're working towards the same
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ends.
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Excuse me, I'm not done talking to you
yet.
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Excuse me, young man, you shouldn't
leave until you've been properly
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All right, you run along. We'll chat in
my office.
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We're going to chat in my office later.
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Guys, huh?
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Looking good, looking good?
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I like the way you handled that.
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Firm, yet flexible.
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Yeah.
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I can see that no one is going to
respond to an enlightened approach to
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discipline. Fine.
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I want... Every student, every faculty
member fit, period, in the auditorium.
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I am going to set the record straight as
to who's really in charge here.
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Get in the chair, Charlie.
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Quick, get in the chair. Come on.
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I get my basketball and we go out in the
driveway, huh?
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Come on, let me stand on my shoulders
and dunk.
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I can't believe what happened. I went in
there today with my hopes, my dreams,
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my car.
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Now what do I have, huh?
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A two -and -a -half -piece suit.
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Let's not forget your master degree.
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Must be late enough, huh?
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The poor guy was just pelted with
nectarines.
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Hey, tell you something.
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A person dressed like you don't call
extra attention to themselves.
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I think my fine washable's a dry one.
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Hey, listen, man, it ain't your fault.
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I mean, I tried to tell you. You're not
ready yet, that's all.
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That's right, Yale. They don't teach you
about real life.
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You're in over your head.
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You're filling your face.
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You're bombed out.
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I'm not through yet. No, neither am I.
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The popsicle dropped right off the
stick.
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You don't snake eyes.
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All right, all right, I know what you
think of me. It's what you've always
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thought of me, that I'm some effete
ineffectual baboon.
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that I'm completely incapable of
functioning outside the sheltered
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arena. Yeah, but I like you about
anyway.
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I don't want to be liked.
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I want to be respected.
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Well, that's... Well, all right, Fonz,
I'm going to show you. Tomorrow, I'm
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going to go down to that school, and I'm
going to prove to you that when the
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school board picked Roger Phillips for
the job, they picked the right man, pal.
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What'd you do with the big thing that
was attached to it?
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I think the joke's gone on long enough
now. I'd like my car returned, no
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questions asked.
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All right, hey, listen, I asked nicely.
I want my car returned by third period,
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or I'm going to call your parents.
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All right, now what's it going to be,
huh? What's it going to be?
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All right? I think you should know. I
was on the rowing team at Yale.
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Cool it!
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You guys want to consider eating solid
food again?
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Who's this guy?
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It's the Fonz.
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So? Who are you?
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Joe Malansky. What are you going to do
about it?
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Oh, yeah? You're Danny Malansky's
brother.
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Yeah, you trying to tell me you know
him? No.
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I saved his life. Ha!
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I stopped hitting him.
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I gassed it up. You're still alive.
Let's go before they bring you home in a
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box. How much do I owe you for the gas?
Oh, forget the gas. Forget the money.
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Let's go. How much do I owe you?
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Four dollars.
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Seem to have got my wallet, too. When I
find that, I'll take the money out.
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Throwing prepares you for nothing.
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There will be no hot lunches until my
wallet is returned.
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Yes, she caught me red -handed. You'll
just have to throw me out of school.
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All right.
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Have a seat.
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Good night.
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Fonzie, if you don't mind, I'll handle
this.
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Hey, I'm on your turf. Sure. Yeah.
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I'll just sit over here. Okay. Out of
the way.
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Now, I've looked at your files and you
don't seem to be the idiot you pretend
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be. I'll try harder.
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Look, Rich, one of the goals I'm trying
to implement here is the OCAEP, or what
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I like to call the Off -Campus Academic
Employment Program.
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Now, I've discussed it with some of the
local businessmen, and they'd be willing
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to employ or intern, if you will, some
of our students as they work towards
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their high school diploma.
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Now, if such an arrangement holds any
interest for you, well, I'd be willing
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give you another chance.
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Pray for this, you little hood.
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Oh, Roger.
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Yeah?
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I think you're missing the point.
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I think this young man wants you to
throw him right out of school.
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Well, why would someone want to forfeit
their right to a quality education?
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I don't know, but let's find out.
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You crazy guy.
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You're so smart.
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I know what you want.
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You want Mr. Phillips to kick you out of
school so you can be free as an eagle
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out there and do whatever you want, huh?
You're pretty smart yourself.
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I know.
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Come here. Come here.
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Just by looking at you, I'll bet you've
got some wonderful wheels coming
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together. Yeah, I already got a 37 Ford.
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And what are you going to do? You're
going to drive right in front of school?
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You're going to park, right? So all the
jerks inside can see you and eat their
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heart out?
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A couple of months from now, you're
going to run out of money, you're going
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run out of gas, but you don't care.
You're going to sit right there, they're
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going to wave at you, you're going to
wave at them, and you're going to have
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fun, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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A few months go by, you want some
gasoline, you're going to try to get
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money. No one's going to hire you
because you're a dropout, but we don't
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because you're having fun. That's right.
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What's going to happen, huh?
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You're going to live on cheap wine and
lifesavers, but you don't care because
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we're having fun. Fun, fun, fun, right?
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In high school, by aimless years, what
happens? You're dead. You don't care.
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You're laying it a little bit thick
there, aren't you, Fonz?
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Have you seen the latest indexes of the
relative earning capacity of high school
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dropouts vis -a -vis high school
graduates?
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You said in three years you're going to
be living in a gutter eating garbage,
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wearing the sports pages for shoes.
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You see, with the OCAEP, you would be
able to integrate your intellectual and
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your practical skills.
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You go to school in the morning, you
work in the afternoon, you make some
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money by gasoline.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I like that.
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Tell him thanks.
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He heard you.
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Could I go back to class now?
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I think that would be apropos.
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He said yes.
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It must be nice to be bilingual.
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Well,
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there's one kid that ain't gonna chase
you home from school tonight.
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I don't belong here. You turn that kid
around, not me. That should have made
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principal. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You're right. I'm everything you said I
was, and less.
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I'm going back to Jefferson to teach
English, grow old, and die.
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You know what just happened here? What?
All I did was convince that kid about
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your idea.
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I don't know what A -C -O -C -L -U -M -P
is.
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I wouldn't have thought of it. All I did
was put it through the language
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blender.
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You trying to tell me that you think I'm
the right guy for the job?
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I'm trying not to tell you that, but
that's what I mean.
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Let me tell you something, pal. Yeah?
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You got good ideas. I think your ideas
work. Now, what is it going to be?
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You're going to stay here? You're going
to run out on the kids like a chicken?
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Hey, Rog.
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Can you let that little fungus stay in
school?
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If it was me, I'd introduce my foot to
his butt.
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Look, Bascombe, that happens to be a
student.
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And it's your job to educate him and
care for him. And if you're not capable
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doing that, then you don't belong here.
Now get out of my office.
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Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
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Why, that is a handsome -looking jacket
you're wearing.
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Well, it looks like everything is under
control here. Yeah.
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Hey, Mr.
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Principal.
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Stay in touch.
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Thanks, Fonz.
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Hey, Fonz, wait up.
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Hey, I got things to do. Look, it
doesn't matter how many good ideas I
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can't communicate them. You speak their
language.
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We could make a great team together.
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You mean like in those movies when the
sheriff and the gunslinger come together
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to clean up the town? Exactly. I never
trusted those films. No, wait.
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I know you're happy where you are, but
we need you here.
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How does this sound, all right? How does
this sound?
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Arthur Fonzarelli, head of guidance.
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Like a soap opera.
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Okay, no, you're right, you're right.
Try this one on for size.
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Vice principal in charge of student
affairs.
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Ooh.
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See ya.
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Dean of boys?
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Duke of boys.
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Trust me, Dean's better.
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Let me try this on. All right.
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Good day, Dean.
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You're looking great, Dean.
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Your secretary is really built, Dean.
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All right, all right. I can live with
that. All right, Fonz. This is the
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beginning of a great team.
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You and I are going to turn this school
into a bastion of academic fervor.
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Duck.
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Girls. Girls.
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These happy days are yours.
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