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Monday, Monday, happy days. Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days. Thursday, Friday,

happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These days are ours,

share them with me.

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue. There's nothing can hold me when I hold you so

right. It can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

always take you to the wiki -wiki room for dinner. It's the same thing.

Well, what's wrong with my suggestion?

Dad, the Everglades, three people, three nights, $38.

They're a real sport.

How about Mexico?

Oh, Dad, you'd like that.

You could dive off the cliff for coins.

The Everglades is cheaper for two.

What people?

Look, Fonz, your enthusiasm is commendable, but your skills are a

weak. Then why don't you just punch and shoot?

Hey, let me tell you something.

If I'm ready to shoot and you put your arms up like that, you leave yourself

wide open.

Will you just leave us alone for a while? No, I will not, you deadhead. Why

Because you're in bad shape, you know that? I'm going to pump some iron by

myself. Good. To be in better shape.

You know why, don't you? No, why?

Because your body is where you spend most of your life.

I feel so sorry for Arthur.

What about us?

Well, you know why he's acting like this. No, I don't.

Because of Ashley. You didn't know?

No. They broke up.

He's pretending like it doesn't bother him. He won't even look at another

Aha! That's why all the ball playing. We studied this in psychology.

You know, often when a person suffers a loss, they try to deflect the pain by

submerging themselves into physical activities.

Well, Warren, you're going to make a wonder...

Marion, this is the man who thinks wingnuts are a party snack.

I only ate one.

Look, all Fonzie needs is a change of environment.

Why don't you guys get him out of town for a few days so we can have some fun?

That's a wonderful idea.

Sounds great, but count me out this weekend. I'm heading to Lake Whitefish

fun and sun retreat.

A what?

Singles weekend.

You can do great with girls there because no one knows you.

Yeah, those weekends can be fun.

How do you know that, Howard?

Oh, well, some of the guys down at the lodge, Marion, they've been to those

things. Who? Who, Howard? Who? I thought most of the lodge members were married.

Well, yes, but some of them are more married than others, Marion. I want

Singles weekend?

That'd be perfect for Fonzie.

A smorgasbord of eligible women. Yeah.

You know, once his hormones kick in, he's going to forget all about Ashley.

Yeah, and of course, you couldn't leave him alone with all those women. No.

Good buddies that you are. You'd want to go with them. Oh, yeah.

Come on, you guys.

Those things are nothing but tawdry, sleazy meat markets.

Ooh.

Try not to slobber on the carpet, okay?

Yeah.

Oh, hey, guys, you know, considering the state that Fonzie's in, maybe we

shouldn't mention anything about it being a singles weekend. Yeah, you're

Roger. I think we should soft -pedal the girl aspect. Yeah, you got it.

All right, I need one of you deadheads.

Somebody's got to spot me on the trampoline.

What are you smiling about?

Looks like you're looking up dirty words in a dictionary.

You know, Fonz...

We were just thinking about going up to Lake Whitefish for a little... A sports

weekend. Yeah. You'll love it.

It's guys and sports.

Sports, yeah. We're not going to take a whole weekend. Uh -huh.

Wait a minute. You mean guys doing guy things?

Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah. See, I always think that guys don't spend enough time

their guy friends. Exactly.

No kidding. Yeah. All right, look. You're on. I'll do this. This is great.

thing. What? I've got to warn you. What? You're going to work very hard. You're

going to breathe very heavy this weekend. All right?

Thank you.

demon, right? What'd I tell you, Cha -Cha?

Here we go.

All right, funds.

We're almost there.

Oh, sorry about the blindfold. I'll take it off in a sec.

You're going to take it off? Yeah. I thought we were in a box and this was

to make it even.

Ta -da!

What do you see, funds?

lie. Yeah, you lied. But we meant well.

I'm just as surprised as you are. Thanks a lot, Roger.

Look, Franz, we're just worried about you. That's all.

You don't worry about me, you understand? I can take care of myself.

Oh, is that right? That's right. Yeah?

You're up here with a bushel full of beautiful women, and you're wearing

gloves. Yeah, why? Why? My body is a temple.

And you violated me. There was nothing different about me.

Oh. Hi, I'm Debbie.

Put them clothes on.

Put them clothes on? You heard me.

You gotta forget about Ashley. Yeah, I don't gotta forget about anybody,

understand? Let me tell you something. What?

I can't believe you did this to me. My buddies and Patsy.

They lied to me.

You brought me up here on the false pretenses.

Now, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do 200 sit -ups, I'm gonna

a cab, and I'm getting out of here. And you, beat yourself up.

Louis. Yep.

We're garbage.

No, no, we're worse than garbage. You know who we are? What? We're sludge.

We betrayed a friend's trust when he needed us the most.

We'd probably all feel better if we just went back with Fonzie. Yeah.

On the other hand, Fonzie could use a little time alone.

Now, you know what that number means, don't you?

The two of us are going to have one fun time tonight.

That's cute.

Yeah. Listen, why don't you make yourself comfortable there, Debbie?

Why four beds?

What?

Four beds.

Oh, I had them send a selection up.

You see, I got this bed back.

You know what they say, you can't buy hell, even with the kind of money I

Normally I would insist on the penthouse, but my valet gets nosebleeds.

It's fine, Dr.

Webber. Dr.

Webber?

Excuse me, doctor, but this room is occupied. What are you doing here? Get

talk to a congressman? What?

Roger, we're not alone.

Oh, hi.

No, no, you see, these are merely my associates. I'm sure they're on their

out. Gentlemen, please.

Ladies, if you'll take this opportunity to freshen yourselves up, I'm sure the

men can work this out.

Well, okay.

But you should let Roger have whatever he wants.

He only has three months to live.

Three months to live, huh? Yeah. Who diagnosed you, the doctor here?

Oh, that's real funny, Mr.

Politician. Oh, that's great.

What?

There's a very strange man in here doing chin -ups on your shower bar.

Fonz, we thought you left hours ago. Oh, yeah. I thought so, too. When the cab

driver pulled up, he took one look around. He said, hey, I'm spending a

here.

Now I'm stuck in this den of antiquities.

Yeah,

listen, we're really sorry about that, Fonz. In fact, tomorrow morning we'd

to take you out to breakfast to apologize. Yeah, but right now we've got

three gorgeous chicks, Fonz. Hey, put the paints away. I'll get the picture,

right? All right.

You lie to me, you bring me up here, but it's all right. You find three

beautiful girls and you want the room to yourself. You got it.

I understand.

Yeah. And you know what I'm going to do for you guys? What?

I'm just going to stand right over here in a corner, quiet as a church key.

Church key. Can you believe this?

Can you believe we got the chance of a lifetime in the bathroom and we got Jack

LaLanne in the corner?

Looks like we only got one choice, guys. What?

We're gonna have to kill him.

Hey, mister.

If we come out now, we're getting dizzy from the bowl deodorizer.

Listen,

ladies, I don't think this room is gonna work out.

Well, that's okay. We've come up with a better idea anyway.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

Yeah. We thought we could all go take a sauna.

Together.

Just let us grab our swimsuits.

Oh, you won't need them.

You see? Who closes at nine,

this is going to be perfect.

Just us, all by our lonesome.

Well, why don't you guys go get undressed?

Make it all nice and steamy in there.

That way we'll have no reason to keep our towels on.

I

knew

we were going to do great up here.

You know, when we get back to Milwaukee, I think we should all hang out

together. There's a chemistry between us and we shouldn't waste it. Yeah.

Kind of like the three -month -old.

Look, guys, I want you to know how much I appreciate this extraordinary weekend.

This is going to be great.

Sweaty. Does it have to be this hot?

That's the idea, Potts.

No, not yet. They're waving.

Look at this. They're just trading up on clothes. Oh, hey, these are classy

girls.

Now they're looking in our pockets. Now they're taking our wallets.

and neat at the same time, huh?

All right, go ahead. You go. Stay with your girls. It's all right.

No, no, no. I'm coming in there.

Um, friends of yours?

Oh, hey, I didn't see you there. Yeah, yeah, just, uh, yeah.

You don't have to see this.

Thanks.

Unbelievable.

Well, I'm afraid I'm stuck out here for a while. One of my roommates just picked

up a cab driver.

Sure, my ride home.

You wanted to leave too? Leave? I didn't want to be here. My friends lied to me.

They told me it was a sporting camp.

My girlfriends told me we were going backpacking.

I should have been suspicious when one of them got a nose job.

I'm Barbara McManus.

Oh, it's the Fonzarelli. Nice.

Do you believe this play?

Everybody up here lies to impress each other.

I never saw people work so hard, you know? They're running themselves ragged.

Yeah, you know, I had one guy come up to me and tell me he was a congressman.

I mean...

The guy couldn't have been more than 19.

20.

It makes you want to get married to the first bozo who comes along just to avoid

the single life.

I was the king of singles, you know, until I fell in love with them.

No, it's not that.

Down here, there was a cute little girl.

Name was Heather.

She was a hugger. I'll tell you, she could hug better than anybody I ever

And then, up here, was her mom, the woman that I spent

my life looking for, you know.

Ashley.

Arthur, if you don't want to talk about it... No, I got to, I got to. I don't

have my weights here.

I'll tell you, it was a great year of my life. Best year of my life. Hers too.

I was drinking out of rose -colored glasses, you know.

Well, did she leave you?

No. I left them.

Just when everything was going so great, you know.

My ex -husband comes back.

You know what the bum did?

He got a job and stopped drinking. He got better.

He could have killed him.

And Ashley?

Understandably torn.

But when I saw the look in that little girl's eyes when she saw her daddy, you

know, I figured I had to give him a shot.

So you backed off. I backed off, yeah.

To give Ashley some room to find out how she felt.

And it hurts.

You know, what's interesting is that since then, I don't feel what I used to

feel. It's a warm night, ain't it? It's very warm.

You're a very sensitive and caring person.

Well, you must be very special, too, because I haven't been able to get this

of my system, the people I know my whole life.

Well, sometimes it's easier to talk to a stranger than someone you know.

I heard that.

I heard that.

Is there anything else you want to talk about?

We can't. We're no longer strangers.

Oh, listen, Mr.

Mann, it's very nice to meet you.

Why don't you read your book, all right?

Arthur. Yeah.

Would you read me a chapter?

Yeah, I could read you one chapter, you know, but I don't do voices.

Oh, I don't mind.

Thanks.

All right.

Charlotte's Broken Heart.

A novel for everyone who ever searched for love.

Chapter One.

Charlotte stood at the very, very edge of the cliff.

And she heard the soft wind whispering over the grass of the Rockmore Heath.

It's good action.

She stood very, very still.

In the distance, she heard a mockingbird.

I do birds. I don't do voices, but I do birds.

Anything wrong?

Actually, uh... No.

She thought of Glenn.

Her body remembered a different time.

Are you pounding on a message, or you want me down there?

Patsy!

Oh, yeah, he's still in there. He's trying to fan himself with his tongue.

No! No, don't take me out, Fonz! Don't take me out! The girls are supposed to

meet us here.

Patsy, don't be an idiot.

Those girls didn't like us.

Mine liked me a little.

Well, this ought to make you feel better.

Here, your wallets.

This must be yours, Roy Rogers.

Well, let me tell you something.

This morning, the security and I caught your dates trying to sneak out of the

hotel after you, and they ripped off nine other suckers.

You know, Fonz, a lot of things go through a man's mind when he's locked up

sauna all night.

When I wasn't hallucinating, I was...

Thinking about how wrong we were to trick you into coming up here with us.

We were just animals.

Selfish, mindless, greedy pigs.

Willing to walk over our friend for a little cheap sex.

We should have told them we were policemen.

Well, I'll tell you something.

It's okay, huh?

Because you were just thinking about me.

For the most part.

Another message.

Yeah.

Yeah. We wanted you to forget about... Ashley. Yeah.

Listen, guys, it's going to take me a while to get over that, you know, but I

did learn some this weekend. What? A man must move forward like that gentle

breeze over the grass of Brockmore.

What? Huh?

Why don't you guys read Charlotte's Broken Heart?

Hey, how about if I treat you to a glass of water, huh?

Smile.