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I'm sorry, but your flight's been canceled.

No. Yes.

No.

Yes. No!

No! No!

No, no, no, no, no, no!

This has been the worst day of my life. I missed my flight, and now this one's

canceled, so I'm stuck here all weekend. And I spent all my money on buying

souvenir keychains for my friends. Look at this.

There's more.

I'm Maddie. Hi,

Maddie, I'm Raven. Hey, do you have any long -lasting gum? Because I can't

afford dinner.

Um, oh, well, this one kind of has a meaty undertone with a minty aftertaste.

Thanks. Hey, hey, have a gee chair.

Thanks,

friend.

Hey, is that a Donna Cabana top?

Yeah, I work for her. I love her. Is she, like, the greatest boss ever?

Oh, no, not bosses can be.

I can't believe you lost the money we were going to use for Mom's birthday

present. So we're broke.

Mom likes homemade stuff.

I'm sure between the two of us, we could think of something.

Don't hurt yourself.

I'll come up with something.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Raven.

Aren't you supposed to be back in San Francisco?

Yeah, that's what I thought, but the airplane didn't think so.

Great. You'll be here for her mom's surprise party.

She's turning old.

Oh, I love surprises.

Hey,

Raven,

you okay?

You had this weird look on your face. No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. You were doing this.

I have never made that face before in my life.

Something's wrong.

Okay, look, I don't know how to tell you this, but, okay, I had this feeling

that one of you is going to be in trouble.

Well, trouble for us isn't exactly breaking news.

Well, if you hear a bell or a sneeze, you should run.

Why aren't you looking at me?

Do you wear sweater vests?

No.

Well, nice knowing you, Cody.

Did you draw that?

Actually, yeah, I did. It's my job. Working, girls.

Let's take pictures by the candy counter.

Hey, Maddie.

Thanks for taking Ivana to Pilates.

No problem.

Her trainer says she needs some more work on her upper body.

Oh, by the way, London, this is my friend Raven. Hi!

I'm done. I'm done.

We're friends.

That was cute.

Cut them out.

We're right here.

Let's get the pictures.

I'm doing a photo spread for Young Heiress magazine.

Tomorrow, they're going to shoot what I wear. Well, I'm trying to figure out

what I'm going to wear.

Thanks again for taking, Ivana. I owe you big time. Toodles.

sisters. Except she's rich, famous, and she thinks algebra is a Greek island.

Well, it's okay, because my boss loves her. London always wears Donna Cabana's

designs and gets them in the magazine.

Hey, what if London wore one of your designs?

Oh, my goodness, you could do that.

She would if I asked her. She thinks very highly of my opinion.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness, Maddie, thank you so much. You don't even know. This could,

this could, I could get promoted from intern to executive intern.

Girl, I could get my own pencil.

Mechanical.

Ray, Mom, what are you cooking?

Is that oatmeal?

Because I hear it helps people over a certain age stay regular.

I'll have you know I am nowhere near a certain age. In fact, some people

consider me to be quite young.

Yeah, people who are quite old.

Mom says have some. Kids, they're a joy. Yeah, right.

Hey, Zach, do you believe in premonitions?

Nah, I don't believe in any word that I don't understand.

Well, it's just freaky how Raven seems to know about things before they happen.

What are you worrying about?

Raven said some crazy stuff about being careful if you hear bells and sneezing.

Ooh, just watch out for reindeer with hay fever.

My lights just flash before my eyes.

Boy, I spend a lot of time in the library.

London, how many times do I come in your closet and I get lost?

Here, take a map.

Wow, I've got to check out Hat World.

How do I look?

Well, I like the top at you.

Let's talk into the mirror.

It's something that Daddy's scientists came up with.

Now, not only can I see how good I look, I can hear about it, too. Yay, mirror!

Ooh, let me try.

So, how do I look?

Ha!

Maddie, can you move before it cracks?

No, London.

The mirror's right.

You do look fabulous.

But you know what would even look better on you?

This. My friend Raven Baxter designed it.

Never heard of her.

Do you like the design?

Three words.

Hideous.

Shut your... Whatever.

London, please do me this favor. I told Raven you'd wear it. Well, untell her.

Look, I am a somebody who wears things made by other somebodies.

Fine. You're lost.

Wrong way. You're headed towards Sandaland.

Raven was right. I heard three sneezes and then the ice cream truck bell. The

next thing I knew, I was almost flattened.

First of all, I was the one who sneezed just to freak you out.

Thanks. It worked.

Wait a minute.

I'm having a vision.

It's someone taking your five bucks you left on the dresser. Who?

Sorry.

You two are very cute together. Here.

Steeper than a ring.

Our wedding. Our wedding.

Why are you hauling junk through my lobby?

No, no, no. It's not junk. It carries birthday presents.

It will be when I put it together. Don't tell her what it is.

I wouldn't be able to if I tried.

What sort of present?

is going to... Keep it on the down low.

like a birthday present?

You boys are broke, aren't you?

Oh, good news, little blonde people.

I talked my uncle into letting us his smack -a -skunk game.

Yes, now we got a party.

Yes, nothing says happy birthday like a mallet and a plastic skunk.

Hey, guys. I'm here to help decorate for Carrie's party. Check this out.

Um...

Static electricity.

Static electricity.

Isn't it cool?

A sneeze?

Calm down.

It was just a sneeze.

No one heard any bells.

Okay.

That was creepy.

I'm out of here.

Wait. Wait, you can't.

Mom's gift is us dancing together.

You want to ruin her birthday?

Scarf City.

Where's your Tervitali? I put it over here.

All I have to do is switch this label and put it

on Raven's dress.

Why doesn't she like Miss Raven's dress? It's beautiful.

Because I like it. And Lennon is being a fashion snob.

Are you sure Miss Lennon is not here?

Yeah, she went shopping.

But she could be back any minute.

Shopping in Paris?

for a shopping trip, Portia.

Paris must be a lot closer than I thought.

Oh, you look lovely.

It's not every day you get a compliment for such a pretty mirror.

No offense, Portia, but your jet doesn't have a satellite.

Uh -huh.

Okay.

Well,

maybe we'll go to Paris next weekend.

Follow me. I think we can make it out through Bikini Boulevard.

rolled up in a ball behind the couch?

Well, Raven had this feeling that something horrible was going to happen

It involved a sneeze and a bell.

You know, I had a boyfriend once who was very superstitious.

Oh, here we go.

Yeah, he had this lucky belt that he wore every day, never left the house

without it, and one day he forgot it. You know what happened?

His pants fell down?

But he lived.

Thanks. That was really comforting, Mom. I think I'll go cover myself in bubble

wrap and hide behind the couch again.

Honey, honey, honey, honey. You can find fear in anything if you look hard

enough. Life is full of risks, but you can't spend your whole life hiding.

Easy for you to say.

Most of your life is over.

And on that note, I'm going to go get dressed for work.

On my birthday.

Hey, Cody, where are you? You gotta check out the zoo!

Right here.

This is getting ridiculous.

Look, Mom's surprise party is in 20 minutes.

You are going to be there. No!

I am not going to let you ruin Mom's birthday.

Raven said some kid in a sweater vest is going to get hurt. So?

I'll wear your sweater vest and you can wear my favorite school shirt.

I'd rather take my chances.

Fine. Then pick one of my other shirts. And I'll wear this.

I'm not scared.

for a second.

You okay there, Shanky Shankerton?

Arwen, do you believe people can sense things that happen in the future?

No, it's a bunch of baloney. I went to a palm reader once. She said I'd lose all

my hair, spend my life as a failed inventor forever trying to impress a

who'd never love me.

What a goof.

from the magazine when it comes out. Okay, where is she? Because I need to

her my other... No, no, no. She's busy right now.

But I'll give her the message.

Carrie's coming!

Hide again!

Hey,

is this you guys' first surprise party? Because y 'all ain't doing a very good

job.

What's going on? We're having a surprise party for Carrie.

No, don't do it. Don't do it.

Don't do it.

Mom,

don't cry.

We were just kidding about you being old.

Yeah, we were torturing you to make you think that we didn't care.

So you'd be that much happier when we surprised you.

That was a nice idea.

age on the cake.

Hmm. Frosting.

Gary, I got you something you are going to love. Oh, Arwen. Oh, you shouldn't

have... What?

It's lovely. It's just what I wanted.

It's... What is it?

It's a robot babysitter.

Oh. Uh -huh. Tonight you can go out whenever you want.

Like to the Hotel Engineer's Ball this Saturday at 7 .30 where the red dress

with the flower?

Arwen, thank you for the gift.

It's like hide -and -seek, too. Ready or not, here I come.

Pass your bedtime.

Pass your bedtime.

Pass your bedtime.

Find the twins.

Find the twins.

Baby -fitter mode.

Baby -fitter mode.

Anna 31.

This dress survives. Oh, my goodness. I cannot wait to show London my design.

You know, I really don't think you'll find London in here. She doesn't hang

much at the Tipton.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Oh, my goodness. London is wearing my

designs. I know who's getting the mechanical pencil. It's me.

It's me.

It's me.

London, tell our readers what you're wearing.

Original Arturo Vitale. Huh?

I can show you the label.

Um, okay, he is... Okay,

I'm sure this is one of those misunderstandings we're all gonna laugh

years.

Okay, maybe ten years.

This is not funny. Do you have something to do with this?

Okay, I'm sorry.

It's just that London wouldn't wear anything unless it was a big -name

So I sort of switched labels.

And you thought that would work?

Well... i i gave it a shot i i knew how much this meant to you wait a minute i'm

wearing something made by someone who's not famous i've never done that before

even my diapers were designer well at least mom liked her dance well

after the flood fire and the runaway robot she was just happy to get out of

there alive

I almost passed out.

and paid me for that.

Well, that's how the rich stay rich. You know, that's right.

Oh, I love your dress.

This thing?

Where'd you get it?

Oh, that's me. That's me. Raven Baxter. I'm listening.

Well,

I'm hosting an award show next week. Can you make me another one?

Sorry. This is the one of a kind. It was made for me and only me.

I thought you didn't like it.

A girl can change her mind, can't she?

I want a Raven original.

Let me have a look at it.

Oh, no, she didn't.

Okay, these are the nicest things I own.

What do you think of this one?

Eh.

This one?

I don't think so.

Yeah, well, that frame makes you look fat.

hat world is a lot nicer than you.

Hey, honey, the 80s called.

They want their clothes back.