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You're driving yourself crazy with all
that research.
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I'll tell you how to buy a car, my
friend.
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Police auction.
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No, thank you.
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I got this baby for 4 ,000 bucks.
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Sure, on a hot day, you can still tell
it's a canine unit, but that's a hell of
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a deal.
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I mean, look at this car. It rated
number one in the National
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Board crash test, but Consumer Reports
gives it the worst repair record.
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Nice. Red.
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You know, I wouldn't mind something a
little sportier for myself, but Dharma
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definitely needs something safe and boxy
and Swedish.
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Pete, is that a bullet hole?
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Oh, yeah, I told you about that girl
Tanya, right?
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Hey, check out this pad, boy.
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It says $700. I bet you can get it for
five.
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Yeah, but where do you dock it?
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I hope they move it before Dharma sees
it.
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You will.
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You mean because she might buy it?
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It's totally bitchin'. Yeah, that's just
the most used
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I was looking for.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. I want you to
arrange the jack -o' -lanterns so they
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look arranged.
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Look at this little window.
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Hello out there.
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I used to have a car like this. Your
mother never looked prettier than riding
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beside me, the wind in her hair.
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Edward, I never knew you when you drove
a convertible.
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I wonder what ever happened to that gal.
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And will you please explain to Dharma
that when you buy a used car, you're
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buying someone else's problem. Honey,
you don't know anything about this car.
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Oh, I know a lot about it.
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It's a great ride. It's a cool color.
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And it has a very roomy trunk.
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You don't know how it was maintained.
You don't know how it was driven. You
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don't know anything about the previous
owner.
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Sure I do.
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He, uh, he liked racehorses.
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Smoked lucky.
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And he... had a head.
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Ring -a -ding -ding, Dolphus.
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Smart hat, buddy.
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Here, Ed, this could be your Halloween
costume.
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Hey, Kitty, what do you think? For the
country club thing?
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Absolutely not. We're going as Robin
Hood and Maid Marian as always.
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Oh, I hate Halloween. I'm never allowed
to eat the candy. Some kid always eggs
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my house and I have to wear green
pantyhose.
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Get tight, Edward.
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Tighter every year.
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Hey, guys, how about instead of going to
a restaurant tonight, we get a couple
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buckets of chicken, drive someplace
where there's a view, and neck.
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So now he's taking the car to another
mechanic, but they all just keep saying
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the same thing.
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Car's fine, junk the husband.
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I will buy the car from you.
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$200, right now, cash. Don't think about
it, just do it.
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It's got a lot of problems, but it is
safe, and I must admit, it's a kick in
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head to drive.
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Really? Of course, we might have to, uh,
breathe a few palms to get it to pass
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that smog check.
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So, neat jacket.
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Did you find that in the trunk?
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No, I had the top down. It got a little
chilly, so I stopped and I picked it up
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for ten bucks. Look, it goes with the,
uh, hat.
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Yeah, it does.
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But they've been separated for years.
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Look at you, reunited. Uniting them like
some kind of weird daytime talk show
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for clothes.
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You think he would take six bucks for
the jacket? I would look hot in it.
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Honey, do we have any juicy fruit?
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Juicy fruit? I'm going to cruise over to
the store and pick up a pack. Back in a
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jiff.
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Do you smell Old Spice?
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Yeah. I think he'd been drinking it.
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Good night, Finkelstein.
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Hold on, Ed. You might want to take a
look at this.
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You know how stuff has been walking out
of the supply room lately?
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Yeah. Well, I hooked up an extra
security camera, and guess who just
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there? Your secretary and your director
of integrated marketing systems.
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You're kidding.
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Oh, good Lord, I don't want to see that.
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Neither do I.
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But it's my job.
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Finkelstein, do you think you could set
up one of those cameras at my place?
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You and Kitty want to spice things up in
the bedroom, huh?
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Listen, Finkelstein, I want to catch the
punk that's been egging my house every
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Halloween. You know, you can't get egg
off. You have to repaint the whole damn
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house.
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All right.
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I'll set it up tomorrow.
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Thanks.
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Boy, she won't even get me coffee.
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Where's Greg?
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You got me.
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Last night, he went out for gum, came
back three hours later.
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Said he was throwing dice with the guy
at the store.
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Greg doesn't gamble. I know.
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Buy yourself something pretty.
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Sorry I'm late with the chows on me. I
hit the trifecta at Golden Gate.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Who's got a little sugar for daddy -o?
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Mmm.
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What you got going on here?
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You like it? Little stash.
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Little disturbing.
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Give it some time. It'll grow on you.
It's growing on me.
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When did you learn that?
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When did I learn that?
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I gotta go see a man about a horse.
Order me a porterhouse, yay thick bone
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Duke him a fin. Tell him I want it to
moo.
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You know, the stash might be the least
creepy thing about him.
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Why has he been acting like that? A
couple days. It's really weird. The
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the aftershave, and he wants to drive my
car all the time. And then when I ask
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him what's happening, he says, you are,
baby, you are.
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You know what it sounds like to me,
Dharma?
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It sounds like the car has taken him
over.
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Abby, a car can't possess someone.
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No, of course not.
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It's the residual energy from a previous
owner, Kim.
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Especially if you departed this plane of
existence.
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in a troubled state.
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What do you know about this car?
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I guess not a lot.
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Dharma, I'm surprised at you. You of all
people should know you can't buy a used
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car if you don't first check out its
spiritual history.
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You know what is wrong with men's rooms
these days?
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No shoeshine stands.
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Ooh, check out those shoes.
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Two -tone spectators. I'm out cruising
around. I got the top down. I see them
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a window. Something came over me.
Cuckoo, huh?
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Come on, what is happening?
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You are, baby, you are.
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Well, to start with, there's only been
one owner. There's been no major
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accidents. And it really does only have
60 ,000 miles. I checked with a DMV.
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Hey, Pete, thanks for doing that.
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Oh, it's no problem. I had to go down
there anyway.
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I've been driving on an expired Jamaican
license since 89.
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So, did you find out about any weird
knocking sounds or poltergeists? Any
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mention of a bone -chilling draft from
the glove compartment?
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No.
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Maybe it's on the back here.
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Thomas thinks the car has a goal.
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So, did you find out anything about the
guy who owned it?
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It's a Stanley Green.
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He died in 1972, but his sister kept the
car in storage until earlier this
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month. Oh, yeah, I got an article about
the guy.
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It's right here.
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Local crime figure found dead. Apparent
suicide under investigation.
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The hair on my arm just went wah.
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Local bookmaker Stanley Shorty Green was
found plumped over the wheel of his car
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in his garage.
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Suicide, expensive gambling debt.
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Look at Aaron Landers. Even back then,
same stupid haircut.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, Toots, what's happening?
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Wake up any minute. Can you skip the
little spirits and just look for the
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dead gamblers?
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Greg's still asleep?
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Hey, he was up all night playing Texas
Hold 'em in the back of some dentist's
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office. He came home with $200 and a
shopping bag full of floss. The floss
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grow on trees, baby.
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Okay, okay. I think I'm getting
something here.
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Dharma,
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you know what?
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I'm not really very good with cars.
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I know a woman in Berkeley, but you
might have to leave it with her a couple
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days. A couple of days?
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Check with your insurance. Sometimes
they pay for a rental.
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You know what, honey? I think you have
to consider the possibility that
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negative energy was in this car is now
in Greg.
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So that means that Greg is becoming
Shorty Green and Shorty Green killed
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in this car. Abby, I have to get rid of
this car.
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I don't know. why they call him Shorty.
He looks like a regular -sized person to
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me.
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Where did you find that?
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Greg's briefcase.
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Derm, isn't that the file of stuff you
showed me before? No, that's still
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upstairs.
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Whoa, wait a minute.
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If this is in Greg's briefcase, then he
knows all about Shorty Green.
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He's totally screwing with me.
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He's just doing this to make me get rid
of the car.
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Well, Derm, can you blame him?
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The thing's haunted.
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Hey, Daddy, your baby's
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home.
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Hey, there.
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Sorry I'm late, but Chief Louise today
just got away from me. I wanted to go
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shopping for some unmentionables.
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But the car just wanted to go to the
track. It's like it knew the way.
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And how did things go at the track?
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Not so hot.
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But I met this guy. He's six foot one
and his brother's a jockey. Go figure,
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right?
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Anyway, he gave me a tip about a filly
running tonight.
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But I'm flat broke.
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So, um... How's about you and me go get
some lettuce, head back to the track and
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turn that lettuce into dough?
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Come on, I'll drive.
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We don't have to do that.
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No, we don't. Do we, Greg?
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No, because I can phone in the bet.
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Come on, give it up.
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Hey, Mikey, guess who? Yeah, I want to
bet the eighth race at Golden Gate. Uh,
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elbow room to win.
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I don't know, give me, uh, give me five
grand.
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Eh, make it ten, make it twenty.
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He wants to make it twenty, Mikey.
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That must be some tip. You heard the
lady. Make it 20 large. And be quiet
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you back up the money truck. My
neighbors like to sleep in.
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Thanks for the tip, doll.
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I'm gonna bop down to the corner for a
hot shave. I'll meet you out front in a
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half an hour and we'll go paint the town
red with white polka dots.
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Fingalstein, I sure appreciate you
helping me out with this thing.
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Frankly, I'm always glad to get out of
the house on Halloween.
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Abby has this party for her friends.
They cackle and dance around. It's a
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regular coven. Yeah, I know what you
mean.
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Kitty has her book club ladies over
and... Oh, you mean an actual coven.
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They light a big bonfire and parade
around naked.
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No kidding.
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Yeah, I'll tell you the truth. When her
friends were in their 20s, it was kind
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of nice.
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These days, I can take it or leave it.
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Sure.
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All right, we'll watch the front of the
house from here.
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The camera will give us a view from the
side.
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We're going to catch us an egg thrower.
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Engelstein, are you sure the camera's
pointed in the right direction?
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Hey, who's the surveillance professional
here?
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What are you supposed to be?
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A wonderful, trusting human being who is
open to many possibilities in this
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universe and because of that is being
made fun of by her husband.
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Nobody's going to get that.
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Hey, Dharma.
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Is Greg upstairs?
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No.
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He ran to the corner for a shave and I
don't know how that's going to work out
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because there's just a Starbucks there.
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Oh, hey, there's my briefcase.
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No.
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This is Greg's briefcase.
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No, no, it used to be Greg's briefcase.
He gave it to me because he found
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another one that used to belong to Tammy
Davis Jr.
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This is your briefcase?
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Yeah. All the stuff in here is yours?
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Yeah.
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And what was he doing in our car?
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I must have thrown it in the trunk when
he dragged me down to the Indian Casino.
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All right.
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If this briefcase is yours, then what's
in it?
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I don't know. The Greenblatt file? The
Suarez deposition?
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My copy of the files about the car?
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Oh, my God.
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He wasn't screwing with me.
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Hey, Greg asked me to bring by some
cash.
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He's having a little trouble with the
ponies.
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Tell him I can only get $9 ,000.
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Pete, I made him bet $20 ,000.
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Yeah, and he lost.
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He's going to have to get the rest from
his parents or pawn something.
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Tell him to do it quick because Mike is
serious.
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I thought it was Mikey.
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It's Mike when he's serious.
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If I wanted to get rid of a car, but I
didn't want to sell it because I didn't
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want the burden of unleashing evil onto
some innocent person, what should I do?
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If someone stole the car, that wouldn't
be an innocent person.
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Well, how would I get it stolen?
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Besides leaving it here with the keys in
it?
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Thanks.
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And don't stand by it. Right.
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So did she believe it was your
briefcase? Yeah, I was touching go for a
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but I think she did.
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She's getting rid of the car.
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She left the keys in it.
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So long, shorty.
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Well, don't stand next to it. Come on.
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Was I humming again?
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The seat, Finkelstein. Stop moving the
seat.
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I can't get comfortable.
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It's a Mercedes. You're comfortable.
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Can I have some potato chips?
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What are you doing?
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Putting chips on my sandwich.
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You can't put chips on your sandwich.
Chips are a side dish.
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For you, they're on the side. For me,
they're part of the sandwich.
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Some people eat mayonnaise on the side.
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No one eats mayonnaise on the side.
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Well, if you did, I wouldn't judge you.
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I'm going to hit the latrine. Oh.
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Here you go.
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What is that? We're on a stakeout.
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Here's your latrine.
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I'm not going to use that. It's okay. I
won't watch.
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I don't care about that. I'm going
inside.
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All right.
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Just rinse it out before you bring it
back.
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Ed!
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Hey,
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you!
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What are you doing there?
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Stop! Stop!
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Get away from there!
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Did you see who it was? Oh, Larry!
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What are you doing here?
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Ed would ask me to help catch the egg
thrower.
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Well... Nice try.
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Look at my house.
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It'll never come off.
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No, it doesn't come off. You have to
paint. Ah, I suppose so.
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Well, this year I'm thinking sage with,
um, hunter green trim.
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Actually, the trim's okay. They missed
it completely.
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Ah.
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You know, Larry, would you check around
back? They couldn't have gotten very
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far. Good thinking.
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You know, I didn't like the looks of
those ballerinas.
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Sorry about the car. Oh, no, it happens.
Cars get stolen.
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You know, it was fun while it lasted,
but I think we're better off in a more
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conventional Swedish car.
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Yeah.
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Honey, I'm really glad that you're back
to normal, but I did a bad thing.
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I let someone steal the car you love on
purpose, and now some unsuspecting
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person whose only crime is that he
steals cars will be doomed.
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to live out the life of Shorty Green.
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Emma, nobody's doomed.
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Yes, they are, honey. We have to find
that car. No, we don't. Listen, the
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thing was a scam.
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It was my briefcase.
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I didn't make any bets. We're not broke.
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I just figured it was the only way I
could get you to get rid of the car.
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What?
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This kind of thing isn't like you. No, I
know, and I'm sorry.
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I should have stopped, but I...
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I got carried away. It was kind of fun.
No, don't apologize, honey. It wasn't
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you. It was the car.
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It wasn't the car.
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Honey, Greg Montgomery is not deceitful
and lying to his wife and pulling off
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some kind of congee, but you know who
is?
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Shorty Green.
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Did you hear what I just said? I said
I'd plan the whole thing out. But not
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until after you had already driven the
car and been under its influence. Honey,
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it's okay. I'll find the car myself.
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My mother knows a woman in Berkeley who
can take care of it.
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But a car can't be possessed.
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Of course not, honey. A person is
possessed. A car is haunted.
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Oh, look, we have lobster today.
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Here you go, kitten. There's your
earring.
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Thank you, baby.
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Fly me to the moon.
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