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Arrgh, matey, guess what this is?
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Some kind of pirate radio setup.
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Arrgh, matey, you gave it away, huh?
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Hey, Greg, guess what this is?
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I have no idea.
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It's a complete two -watt radio station.
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Yeah, we thought this would be fun for
Dharma to play with while she was
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recuperating. Sure helped me through the
summer of 82 when I couldn't leave the
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house.
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Remember that, Dharma?
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Sure. The air was too thick and the
ground was too soft.
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Oh.
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Sure. 82?
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Hey, you want to do a radio show with
me? We could be the D -Star and the G
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on the big rock and weasel.
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I don't think so, Dharma.
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Oh, that kind of attitude is going to
ruin Rocktober, G -Man.
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You guys realize this is against the
law? You have to have a license from the
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FCC to broadcast.
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Oh, this is pretty small time, Greg.
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But, Dharma, if you do get caught, don't
panic and try to flush the equipment.
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First of all, that was an illegal cable
box, and I was trying to hide it behind
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the toilet. It fell in.
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Okay, then when it dried out, we got
showtime.
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You're listening to Radio Dharma. I'll
Dharma all the time. You give me 22
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minutes, I'll give you the Dharma!
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Radio Dharma!
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Oh,
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morning, Greg.
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Morning, Marcy.
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I'm a wacky sidekick.
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Oh, I see. You guys really think
anybody's listening? Oh, yeah. Tons of
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We checked. You could pick us up all the
way down to the laundromat.
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That's right. It's the all -rappin', all
-rockin' mega music station where you
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get weather on the half -hour, traffic
on the ones, and continuous hit music,
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music, music.
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I'm gonna get some coffee, coffee,
coffee.
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All right.
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And back to our contest question.
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Would you rather be hit on the fire or
have a... sit on your...
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Again, our number is 857 -23...
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Please turn down your radio.
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Hi, this is Dave. I love your show. I'm
a long -time listener, first -time
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caller. What?
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Could you play some Springsteen? Oh, you
know what, Dave? I would love to, but
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we only have the reel -to -reel hooked
up, so our selection is limited.
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Abby and Dorma sing Wheels on the Bus.
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Oh, check this out.
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The tape of my father's band rehearsing.
I never knew he recorded anything.
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Dead air, dead air, it's dead, dead air.
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Moody Blues, recorded off the Mike
Douglas show, August 5th, 1972.
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Wow, 72?
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That's when Peter Frampton was with the
Moody Blues. Let's hear that.
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Coming right up. Peter Frampton never
sang with the Moody Blues.
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He sure did, dude.
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You're out of your mind.
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The opinions of my husband, Greg, do not
necessarily reflect those of the
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station, the management, or my wacky
sidekick.
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Okay, 1972, Moody Blues, 7th Sojourn.
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No Peter Frampton. Got the CD right
here. The CD's not gonna...
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They reissued it. Contractual reasons.
Oh, that is a load of bull.
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Greg, we are on the air.
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All right, this is some very exciting
radio people. Frampton or no Frampton,
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be the judge. Here are the Moody Blues.
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The wheels on the bus go round and round
and round and round and round. The
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wheels on the bus go round and round and
round and round. Greg, we should go if
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we're going to get 18 in. Hold on.
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Yeah.
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72 Moody Blues.
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No Frampton.
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Well, there you have it.
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Hey, hold on. What is this? Wait, wait.
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Oh, wow.
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That's not mine. No, it's mine.
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I've been looking for this for 20 years.
You know, they don't make these
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anymore. Well, that's just a damn shame.
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Look at that.
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Been rolled up in a ball all this time.
Not a wrinkle.
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in that box, Greg, there should be a
pair of burnt orange hush puppies.
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Oh!
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I wonder what got into your mother
there.
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I can't imagine.
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It's good. I know. It's our number one
most requested song.
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Really?
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A guy called in and said, play it again.
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That's really good.
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You know, Larry always said he was a
pretty good musician, but I never took
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seriously, you know? I mean, he also
said he was the Gerber baby and that
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he taught a monkey to fish, so... You
and I had very different childhoods,
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didn't we?
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He really was a good musician.
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You gotta wonder what happened.
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You know how it is. People get busy,
they start a career.
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No, that's not it. No, probably not.
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Edward, where are you going?
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Bob Gunderson's thinking about selling
his boat. I thought I'd take a look.
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And do we really think we want to
present ourselves to the public in this?
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We're comfortable in this.
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Oh, Edward Montgomery.
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You know, if I let you do things just
because you're comfortable, why, you'd
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spend your day sitting in a Lazy Boy
recliner watching a large -screen
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television sipping beer out of a can.
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If I change my clothes, can I have a
Lazy Boy?
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Of course not.
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I'll say hi to Bob Gunderson for you.
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Oh, by the way, I'm not wearing
underwear.
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I don't know why I ever did.
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Hello?
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Uh, no, they turned off the radio
station.
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Because my wife had to go to physical
therapy.
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Yes, they can turn it off because it's
not a real radio station.
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Fine, write a letter. I'm not going to
put a record on.
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Actually, you know what?
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There is a record I want to play.
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Uh, okay.
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Here are the Moody Blues from their
album Seventh Sojourn on the original
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which does not feature Mr. Peter
Frampton, something known to anyone
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tying his own shoes.
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And I think you know who you are, and I
think you owe me an apology.
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Oh, why, thank you, ma 'am.
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Would you mind saying that on the air?
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Hold on.
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Uh, go ahead.
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Okay. I just wanted to say I was
listening yesterday, and I really liked
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you handled that guy.
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Oh, well, he didn't do his homework.
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We need people like you to drown out
these other idiots who love to just run
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their mouths.
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I'm just one guy, but I do what I can.
They're all a bunch of crackpots. Elvis
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is alive.
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Cigarettes cause lung cancer.
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I see spaceship.
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Wait, hold on there. I think it's pretty
widely accepted that cigarettes do
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cause lung cancer.
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Says you.
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Well, yes, in 40 years of research.
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By doctors who are paid shills of the
chewing gum industry.
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Hold on. Uh, or don't.
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Hello? Wow, what a wacko, huh?
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Takes all kinds.
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You want to talk about a conspiracy?
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Let's talk about Major League Baseball
juicing up the ball to get more home
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runs. Well, how do you know it's the
ball? Maybe they're just getting better
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players. It's the same guys, only now
they're hitting more home runs.
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Look at the stats.
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It's an interesting question.
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Major League Baseball, are they juicing
the ball?
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What do you think? Give me a call.
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And while we wait, here are the Moody
Blues, who, being English, are probably
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not baseball fans, but might enjoy
rounders.
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The English game from which baseball is
derived.
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Oh, wow. I used to love that song.
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What was that?
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Listen to that.
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Your old man wrote that.
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So, Larry, did you ever do gigs?
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Did you ever get up on stage and yell,
hello, San Francisco?
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The buzzest I ever got was, hello,
Shapiro Bar Mitzvah.
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Oh, man, they did the 26 -minute free
-form Hava Nagila.
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The tough one to end.
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You should have seen your father in
those days, Dharma. He loved performing.
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He would get on stage and just light up.
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Once. And everyone did back then.
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So why did you quit?
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You know, music.
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Let me explain something to you about
the music business, Dharma. You can't
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anywhere unless you're willing to sell
your soul to corporate America for a
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of magic beans, a handshake, and a one
-way ticket to where are you now?
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Bill.
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Abby, why did he really stop?
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Well, he was just starting out, and he
knew he'd be on the road.
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And you were on the way.
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He gave it all up because of me?
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No. Gave it all up for you.
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How is that better? That is not better!
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The running suit, Gregory.
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The ugly, orange velour running suit. He
was with you when he found it. And he
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has not taken it off since.
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So what do you think, people? Is Dad out
of line or should Mother take a chill
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pill? Our lines are open.
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What? People? Who are you talking to,
Gregory? Sorry, Mother, it's the top of
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the hour. Gotta go.
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Time for As I See It with Greg
Montgomery.
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This is San Francisco, folks, and it
rains from time to time.
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If you're a local television station,
there's no need to send your weatherman
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outside. We know what rain looks like.
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Just tell us it's raining and do it from
a regular desk, not from Action
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Stormwatch Central.
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And remember, folks, we've got 99 years
to go.
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Let's not be hasty in naming something
the storm of the century.
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Think about that while Mr. Leo Sayer
makes you feel like dancing.
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Nice.
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Thank you.
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Hey, check this out.
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Every Monday night, it's open mic night
at punctually 4th Street. Well, that's
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great. I'll give him a plug on On the
Town with Greg Montgomery.
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Oh, I'm thinking a little father
-daughter dinner with Larry.
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Pull out the old guitar and then bing,
bang, boom, he's back in the music
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business.
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How exactly is that going to happen?
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I have no idea. That's why I said bing,
bang, boom instead of something
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specific.
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Wow, that was good.
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Promise you won't tell Abby I had meat.
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That was eggplant, Larry.
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Oh, man, I could have had meat.
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They have an open mic thing going on
here.
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Cool. There is not one dessert here you
could add meat to.
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I signed you up.
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To sing here? Yeah, I'm thinking you get
back on stage, you know, work your
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songs, get your chop back. Whoa, hang
on.
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I don't even have my guitar.
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It's in the car. I'll go get it. No,
stop. Wait.
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Take a look at these people.
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They don't want to hear from an old guy
like me.
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Larry, it's open mic night. Nobody wants
to hear from any of these people.
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Sorry. Rock on.
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Dharma, I'm not going to sing. I haven't
rehearsed.
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I'm Logie from the eggplant.
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Okay, fine.
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You go practice, then you come back next
week, do a couple Mondays, and then...
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Dharma, I'm not going to play. Not now,
not ever.
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What? Why?
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What's the point?
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If you love music, you could be great,
Larry. No, maybe once, but... Come on.
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Dharma, let it go.
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Why? Because I'm the father, and I said
so.
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Because I'm the father, and I said so?
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Come on, Larry, you're kidding, right?
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Dharma, I'm 52 years old, and I have
other things to do with my life now.
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fine. Larry?
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Fine, you have your excuses. You always
have your excuses.
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Well, you know what? Don't use me as one
of them.
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Come on, Marcy.
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Dharma!
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Dharma!
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For those of you who were with us
yesterday, our legal puzzler, what
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is a crime, a breach, and a tort? The
answer is, of course, embezzlement.
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And that sound tells us it's time to
wrap up Greg's legal patch for today.
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And now, side three of the rock opera,
Quadrophenia.
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What happened?
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Her father didn't want to go on, and
they had a big fight in the middle of
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restaurant, and I didn't get to play
Foggy Mountain Breakdown.
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Her father gave up something he was
really good at, and I want to help him
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it back, and he won't let me.
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Darma, are you sure you're doing this
for him? Because it sounds more like
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you're doing it for yourself.
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Talk to me in your radio voice.
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Look, you have no reason to feel guilty.
Maybe he did quit because of you, but
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it's not your fault. You didn't choose
to be born.
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In what universe did I not choose to be
born?
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Should have seen that coming.
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Yeah.
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Do you know the transmitter's unplugged?
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What? We must have forgotten to... plug
it back in after we're using the heating
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pad.
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Marcy, when was this?
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Oh, yesterday.
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So for an entire day I've been sitting
here talking to myself.
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But Greg, you were having fun and isn't
that what really matters?
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No, Marcy.
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What really matters is that basically I
was sitting in my bedroom talking into a
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hairbrush on Hey Greg.
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that my parents were still married and
the whole family worked together and we
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solved crimes.
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Thank you, Marcy.
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Somehow that actually makes me feel a
little better.
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Oh.
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Larry, I'm really sorry about what
happened.
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I should never have called you a
quitter.
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I don't remember you calling me a
quitter.
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Well, not in so many words, but all that
stuff I said about excuses, I shouldn't
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have said that.
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Okay, but you didn't call me a quitter.
Yes, I did, Larry. The same thing. A
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person who always has excuses is
basically a quitter. Well, that's a
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rough. Yes, and I shouldn't have said
it. I understand in the heat of the
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moment, but coming back and grinding on
it?
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what I'm trying to say is that if you
stopped your music career because I was
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born, then that's something that I
should be proud of.
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You know, I mean, how many other kids
have a dad that would make a sacrifice
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like that?
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Dharma, let me tell you something.
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Dear Mr.
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Finkelstein, unfortunately, your
submission to Elektra Records does
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our needs at the present time.
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It's a rejection letter.
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One of many.
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Not suitable.
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Not interested.
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Columbia House of Records and Tapes is
not a recording company.
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Wow.
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I mean, people thought I quit music
because of you.
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And it was easy to let them think that,
rather than to let them know what was
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really going on.
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So if someone had liked your stuff, you
would have gone out on the road?
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Oh, yeah, in a minute.
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But then, I would have missed out on
being there to see you grow up.
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Yeah.
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So that story just wasn't that good.
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No, Larry, you can't base that off of
one box of rejection letters.
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I got five.
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I really loved your song.
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Maybe you were just ahead of your time.
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You know, that's what they said about my
spray -on gravy.
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One thing about angels...
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They ain't always right. We had a little
baby girl.
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Made from San Francisco light.
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Called her Dharma.
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Because the truth was plain to see.
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The miracle of life.
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One and one is three.
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He played music. He talked about legal
stuff. He had a total blast, didn't you,
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honey? No, I did not.
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Well, not now he didn't, but then he
did.
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Do your radio voice for them.
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Can we just drop this, please?
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Good. Smooth.
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I say, if a man finds something that
makes him happy, more power to him.
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Would you like some more wine? Yeah.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Problem.
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It's 100 % synthetic.
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It blots right up.
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Like astroturf.
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Oh, watch this.
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And these are beasts. That is enough.
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Edward, I have done everything that I
could for you. I have stood by you in
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thick and thin.
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I have put aside my dreams for the two
of us to build an empire.
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I have endured the pain and humiliation
of childbirth to bring your son into the
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world.
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Humiliation? Hold your questions to the
end.
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I will not spend the rest of my days on
the fuzzy and stain -repellent arm of a
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man who chooses to dress like a...
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Rathroom Davenport.
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Dad, maybe you should give up the
running suit.
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Son, I know your mother.
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Eventually, she'll get used to it.
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I guess.
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And then I'll take it off.
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