All language subtitles for dharma_greg_s04e24_the_end_of_innocence_2

Okay, look.

Charlie had feelings for me. But that
doesn't mean that things are going to

happen because they won't, and they
didn't. We're looking for a two -page

letter. It's from Charlie. A letter from
Charlie?

Hi. Hi!

That's what you're looking for.

Charlie!

Hi. Charlie, Greg found the letter you
sent me.

Oh. Thanks, Charlie!

I don't know.

Not home.

Pete, are you sure about this? Because I
could get a hotel room. Oh, it's no

problem at all. Thanks.

I got some stuff to set you up here. A
bunch of these little shampoos and

Sewing kits.

Little clock radio, huh?

Do you like reading the Bible, Chris?

Maybe later. If you don't mind, I think
I'd just like to turn in.

Oh, Pete.

Greg,

this is Magda.

Magda, this is my buddy Greg.

How's it going?

He's kind of on the outs with his wife.

You don't happen to probably woo any
Hungarian, do you?

No.

How about that?

Good for you.

You're going out with her and you don't
understand a word she says?

I don't know if I am going out with her.

Here's the deal. I went to that little
Hungarian restaurant, right?

I'm talking to the owner. I say, I live
alone.

My life's a mess.

I need to find a woman.

Okay.

A couple nights later, Magda shows up
here.

We eat.

She cleans up my whole apartment.

Next thing you know, we're doing the
Budapest Shuffle.

You know, I've had a rough day. I would
really like to turn in.

I know, I know.

I'm sorry.

It's just I can't figure out if she's
the best girlfriend in the world who

does windows or the best maid in the
world who also does me.

Pete, I just left my wife standing in
the rain.

I'm sorry.

I know that must be rough.

Thanks.

I guess I don't really have a problem.

Until Friday, and then I gotta figure
out if I gotta pay her.

I don't know what she has in mind here,
but I'm gonna watch either way.

You sleep tight.

you're something borrowed.

It's a necklace I wore at me and Greg's
wedding that Kitty threw for us.

Wow. It's beautiful.

Thank you.

You okay?

Oh, yeah. Fine.

Dama, I would understand if you don't
want to be in my wedding.

Oh, why wouldn't I?

Because Russell is Greg's friend and
Greg's going to be an usher and your

marriage is in the crapper.

Oh, don't be silly. I want to be there
for you.

Plus, it's good for me to stay busy. It
keeps my mind off things.

And when I look at this dress, all my
other problems seem so small.

Wait,

wait.

I'm surprised.

Everyone looks stupid, so I look good.

You think that might be Greg?

I don't know.

Well, if it is, shouldn't you answer it?

I don't know if I'm ready to hear what
he has to say yet.

Hello?

Oh,

hi, Charlie.

Oh, dear.

No, that's just a friend of mine. She
thinks she's Chinese.

What's up?

He did see us, and he's a little bit
upset, but it's not your fault.

Actually, he's staying with his friend
Pete right now.

Of course I told him that. He found the
letter he saw together. What else is he

going to think?

There's nothing really you can do, and I
think we probably shouldn't stay in

touch.

I know. I hope so, too, Charlie.

What did she say?

Oh, I'm not comfortable with that kind
of language.

You ready to call it a day?

I got a freezer full of goulash.

I got some more work to do.

So do I.

Come on, didn't you hear the little
pterodactyl on the pole? Mr. Slate says

quitting time.

I'll see you later.

Listen, I... I know I haven't been much
of a help during this whole emotional...

It's okay.

Okay, great.

I'll see you back at the crib.

Mr. Montgomery, there's a man here to
see you, and he's gorgeous.

Marlene, who is it?

It's me.

And this will only take a minute.

I heard what's going on with you and
Dharma.

Marlene, is there something that you
need?

Oh, God, yes.

You can go home now, Marlene.

Okay. I'll go home now to 802 Van Buren.
It's a duplex. You can walk it from

here.

Look, I know I'm the last guy you want
to talk to about Dharma.

But there are some things you need to
know.

And what would that be?

Well, for one thing, I can tell you your
wife loves you more than anyone. I

don't need you to tell me that.

Clearly, you need someone to tell you
that. All right, you know what? Get out.

Greg, you've got an amazing woman. Yeah,
I know. I read your letter. Well, maybe

you should go back and read it again.

Because the woman I'm talking about in
that letter is the woman you are about

lose. Oh, and like you're not happy
about that?

Greg, if you break her heart, I promise
you I will be the first one in line to

put it back together.

But that's not why I'm here.

Why are you here?

Because I want her to be happy.

What makes her happy is you.

And if you don't realize that, then
maybe you don't deserve her.

Hi, honey, I'm home.

Oh, you should have called.

I just put away the goulash.

Oh, it's okay. I'm supposed to go to
Russell and Susan's wedding rehearsal.

Well, Dharma's a bridesmaid, right?

Yep. Ooh, that should be a good time.

How ticked off do you think Russell will
be if I skip the rehearsal? I'm just an

usher. It's not like I'm going to sing
Sunrise Sunset.

It's a shame there wouldn't be a dry eye
in the house.

How come you're doing the dishes?

Magda's mad at me.

I put some money on the dresser for her.
So she's your girlfriend, and she

thinks you're treating her like a
hooker.

Or she's my maid and she thinks I'm
testing her honesty.

Or she is a hooker and you underpaid
her.

You know, I don't need you adding a
third thing here.

She's got a heck of a temper.

I think it's a Hungarian thing. Maybe
she's born with it.

Idiota!

You go in there and talk to her for me?

No.

Well, could you at least run in there
and grab the cash off a nightstand?

You know what?

Russell's my friend. If Dharma has a
problem with me being there, she can

Maid wouldn't break things.

Kids have fun.

And a hooker wouldn't clean.

They're all opposed to this marriage.

Let's just start.

Oh, my.

What? Right here.

Are you going to be okay?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

Are you going to do something loud and
stupid and screw up my rehearsal?

Well, I hope not.

Hey, sorry I'm late. It's okay. We were
just wrapping up the mingling portion of

the evening.

Going so well?

Thankfully, most of Susan's family
doesn't speak English, so my parents

only able to offend a select few.

Nice.

Hey, how are you and Dharma doing?

Uh, not so good.

You sure you want to go through with
this? Hey, I'm supposed to ask you that.

Explain something to me, Wong.

10 ,000 Chinese restaurants in San
Francisco, and we have to schlep up to

Valley? Don't ask.

Nothing is good enough for you.

Okay, okay, the happy chitchat's over.

What did he say? I heard my name.

He say you a sharp -dressed man.

Susan, you're not helping.

Your father trying to pick a fight.

Come on, it was a big thing for him to
agree to have the wedding in a Chinese

restaurant. Oh, please. You family like
Chinese food more than mine does.

Folks, why don't we put this aside and
just do the rehearsal.

Hold on a second.

If people have... issues, they should be
able to get them out into the open.

Dharma, it's not going to help to have
everyone yelling at each other.

Sometimes, Greg, that's how problems get
solved. Yes, and you're the expert on

problem solving. Well, I do know that
you solve problems by talking about

not by walking off and leaving somebody
standing in the rain holding two wet

dogs. Yes, well, if Mr. Gottlieb was
seeing another grumpy old man behind Mr.

Brown's back, that might be appropriate.

Well,

that's all we needed.

You, I should study it. In our country.
Hey, hey, we're not in Thailand now,

friend. Taiwan. Oh, what's the
difference?

Oops. Yeah.

This is crazy.

I know.

No, no, no, me first. I don't want to
live like this.

I love you, and I know you love me.

It's over. It's done. I forgive you.
Let's move on.

I'm sorry, what?

I was hurt, but I'm ready to forgive you
and move on. I don't even need to know

what happened. I told you nothing
happened. Well, it doesn't matter. I

you. That's very big of you.

What's that supposed to mean? It means I
know you were hurt, but where do you

get off coming in here and forgiving me
and thinking that that is the solution

to our problem? What, you don't want me
to forgive you? Look, we can make this

about who did what to who and what was
worse. I'm sorry, what could be worse

than running around with another guy?
Oh, I don't know, maybe not finding out

what really happened, assuming the
worst, walking out and not talking to me

three days.

I was really angry, Darla.

I know what you were.

Look, all I'm saying is that we can make
this about who did what to who and

tally up all the points we've got, but
then we just wind up with a giant

scorecard instead of a marriage. Hey,
I'm the one who's trying to say this is

okay, I forgive you, let's move on, and
I get a lecture about how I don't know

how to be in a marriage? What is that?

You just don't get it, do you?

You were taking this way too seriously.
The first husband's just practiced like

the first batch of pancakes.

Dharma, Susan's getting married
tomorrow. She doesn't need to hear about

pancakes. Marcy, this is the portion of
the evening where we explain to Susan

the facts of life.

This should be good.

No, no, we don't have that. We have the
fun limousine ride. We have the bright

scavenger hunt.

Susan, you still have to find a pair of
jockey shorts.

All right.

Here's what you're signing up for.

You and me.

It's love at first sight. You look into
his eyes, he looks into your eyes, and

it's all, you are the sunshine of my
life.

That's why I always feel love.

Greg. And Miss Greg.

And she's back.

You know, the really hard part is the
family. You don't have this problem with

Russell. Me and Greg's families are
so...

So when you have a wonderful future
together, so maybe one day you make a

little mistake and he finds out you're
human and then it all goes to crap.

Oh, look.

It's the other lady.

You know what? Here's a quarter. Get on
the phone. Call it off.

Dermot, that's the light. You bet it is,
sister.

It's one time lengthwise, one time
widthwise, right? Wrap it around the

it makes a J. You slip it right in the G
string. Any questions?

It's okay.

They do bachelor parties here?

They're familiar with the concept, yeah.

Okay, let's move out. Come on, let's go,
let's go, let's go.

Come on, six men are going out, six men
are coming back.

Nobody gets hurt.

Hey, Russell, you coming?

Yeah, in a minute.

Hey, listen, I know these bachelor party
strip club things aren't fun for

anybody. Except Pete.

So let's just kind of see if we can do
this for him. It's his night.

What am I doing, Greg?

What do you mean?

Susan and I disagree on where we'll
live, what we'll drive.

And I have huge problems with her
family, and her family has huge problems

my family.

Am I kidding myself to think it's going
to get better?

Yes, you are.

It's not exactly the pep talk I was
looking for.

Look, all that stuff is not going to
change. So you just got to decide.

Whether it's worth it or not.

How the hell am I supposed to know that?

Hey, guys.

Give us a minute, Pete. You've got to
come in there.

Magda's in there.

You're Magda? Yeah.

So, she's a stripper?

I don't know. She's got a feather duster
and a French maid's outfit. It could go

either way.

Come on.

Hi. Hi, I work with your daughter down
at the co -op, and I just... wanted to

say that we're so happy we can share
this wonderful day with you and your

family. Hello.

Very much.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Wong.

What cultural hubris to just assume you
speak English.

It's a crime that we self -absorbed
Americans commit all over the world.

And we're hated for it.

Very much to you.

Kitty, Ed, what are you guys doing here?
The groom's father is my lawyer.

Oh, right. I knew that. So much for your
ginkgo biloba.

Kitty, how is Greg doing with the
situation?

As well as could be expected.

Well, I think it's important for us to
let the children know that we love and

support them.

And if they don't get it right in this
lifetime, they have hundreds of others

work it out.

Yes, that's exactly what I told him.

Listen, Ed, if, God forbid, the kids
don't patch this thing up, I want you to

know that I want the four of us to
continue to be friends.

Well, let's just hope it doesn't come to
that.

I hear you, ma 'am.

Oh, God, this is so bad.

Did you do something different to your
hair?

My mistake was that big green drink in
the bowl with all the straws.

Why did we order that?

We didn't. That was at another table.
You drank it while the people were

dancing.

Really?

That's it. I'm grounded. Just home and
school.

Listen, Susan, I may have said some
things last night that might have been a

little negative.

That's okay.

But if you could stay away from me
today, it would help.

can do that.

Susan, I know you're busy. I'm only
going to take a minute.

Oh, you're not supposed to be the bride.

Yeah, six more weeks of winter.

Listen, I've been going about this the
wrong way.

It's not about my way or your way or I'm
right or you're right. If we do it that

way, we'll just find out with a big
scorecard instead of a marriage.

We need to work through these things
together.

I really needed to hear that.

Welcome, family and friends.

We're here tonight to celebrate the
coming together of Susan and Russell.

They are happy that so many of you who
mean so much to them are here to

celebrate and share this, their wedding
day.

I welcome you and bless you with these
words.

Blessed be you who are here in
dedication to all that is loving, good,

sacred.

We celebrate and bless the wedding of
Susan and Russell under a chuppah,

the Jewish wedding canopy.

This chuppah symbolizes many, many
things. It is tradition in the Jewish

religion.

Mainly, this chuppah symbolizes the home
that they will share.

together. Go!

The chuppah symbolizes the home that
they're going to share together.

And this chuppah also has special
significance.

It was a nice wedding.

Yeah, Marcy sure made a move for that
bouquet.

She's a little tiger.

I know.

I thought Mrs. Wong did a good job
singing Hava Nagila.

Well, I guess we still have some stuff
to work out.

But we will.

I know.

Farmer, are you okay?

I don't think so.