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Who is this thing

That lunatic that has the key shack.

How big do you think it is?

Where are you going with this?

I'm just thinking that this would be the perfect place for a community garden.

Oh, I don't think so. This is very valuable real estate.

But it's empty.

I mean, people could grow vegetables.

Kitty, wouldn't this be the perfect place for your garden club to showcase

beautiful roses?

I suppose it would.

Edward, we're turning this into a community garden.

Good idea. I like it.

Are you sure this is something we want to be doing?

It's a garden, honey. Let's be the home.

No.

Just have a funny feeling about it.

Looking great.

Aw, hey.

What are you doing here?

Well, I was having lunch with a client around the corner, and I know how much

you like to eat.

Thank you.

Where'd you get all the dirt?

Found it in the ground.

Amazing. I know. Always the last place you look.

Hey, why don't you go put on some old clothes and come join us?

Oh, I'm not really into gardening.

Ever tried?

Well, no.

You should.

Get your mind off work. It's a great way to unwind.

You know what?

Maybe I will.

A little nature, a little back to the earth would be good for me. Sure.

Oh, maybe I'll hit the, uh, Hammockers Lemon website and see if they can

overnight that 20 -piece garden tool kit to me. I'll see you later.

Boy, when you unwind, you don't fool around.

Hey, Dharma.

Hey, Larry, what you got there?

What's it look like?

Little plants.

And if anyone asks, that's what you tell them.

Dharma, get this out.

Bill, you're here.

Kathy and Lena are here.

And, Larry, you're back in the corner.

Perfect. And, Kitty, you get the front section as you requested.

Wait. She get the whole front section?

We are planting prize roses. They need the sun.

They cannot be crowded.

She take it because her husband's company owns the land.

Susan, if we sow jealousy in our garden, we're only going to reap bitter fruit.

Fine. But how come she's not doing any of the work? Because her husband's

company owns the land.

Oh, my God.

How much is in there?

$8 ,200.

This is a deposit slip from Montgomery Industries from 1972.

Well, I guess we know who the Losers Weepers are, huh?

We have to return this.

No, we don't. We're the Finders Keepers.

Well,

would you look at that? March 1972.

$8 ,200.

I bet you're glad to get that back, huh?

Oh, you bet.

You know, when my cat ran away, we offered a $50 reward, and she wasn't

particularly worth anything.

Oh, that's not true. A pet gives you love. You can't put a price on that.

Ed, you were here then. Do you remember somebody losing this money?

Well, there was a fellow that worked here. He got fired for stealing a petty

cash deposit. He had some crazy story about being chased by a dog and dropping

it somewhere.

So he was telling the truth.

Well, I... I guess about dropping the deposit, but it's just his word about

dog.

You know, my neighbors lost their dog when it was returned. They gave the

$50 and they hadn't even posted a reward.

Don't you wish there could be more people like that?

What a reward!

Poor guy.

Spending all these years accused of a crime he didn't commit.

We should go find him and tell him the good news.

I got a better idea.

Let's find him, tell him we have good news.

what it's worth to him.

Okay, cool. I think I can take it from here.

Hey, Greg, it'd chill me if he found out I left you here alone.

This place attracts a pretty rough crowd.

Hey, hey. Hey, Jimmy.

What do you got this cold?

My ex -wife.

Excuse me, um, I was told that there's an Earl Tucker who comes in here

sometimes. Do you know him?

Can one really know another human being?

She's okay.

He's over there.

Thanks. Want some chicken wings?

Chicken wings? It's ten o 'clock in the morning.

Hi.

I'm Dharma. Are you Earl?

That depends.

I am if there's a drink in it for me.

You have a drink already.

I'm planning for my future.

Did you work at Montgomery Industries 30 years ago?

Yeah.

Now, guess my weight.

You know, you have been very hard to track down, mister.

The only address I had was your sister, and when I brought up your name, well, I

guess I don't have to tell you. The two of you have issues.

You know, you really should try and find some common ground and rebuild your

relationship.

She's a nasty old drunk.

Did Fat Tony send you?

Because you can tell him to save himself the trouble. I'll break my kneecaps

myself.

The money from Montgomery Industries 30 years ago?

We found it.

Good for you.

You didn't steal it. You're innocent.

Good for me?

You spent your whole life accused of something you didn't do. You're cleared.

Hey,

why don't we get out and go grab a bite to eat? It's a beautiful day out there.

This day?

Yeah, I guess it would be.

Hey, Jimmy.

Yeah? Could you put a little orange juice in this?

Just stay where you are. I'll come out.

What's up?

I brought you ladybugs to help fight the aphid problem.

Thanks. Yeah, how's it going in there? Fine, fine.

Why do you ask?

Well, just kind of got it all blocked off.

That's for shade.

Yeah, but it's open on top. That's for sun.

Thanks for stopping by.

Thanks for having me.

I just aerated the soil there.

this? Are you relaxing?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Mr. Montgomery? Oh, right here. Hey, I'm Alvin Moore from UC Davis. You called?

Yeah, for soil analysis. You can start right over here.

This is your farm?

I tested the pH myself at red normal, but I don't like the moisture content.

Is this your only farm?

No, we wanted to be near my folks. They got a spread right over yonder.

Listen, Alvin, I've got a big problem. I'm losing a lot of my soluble

I think that's the least of your problems, honey.

All right, get your ladybugs. Fresh, hungry ladybugs. Thank you, Dharma.

Hey, what do you think Larry's got going on in there?

He's quiet, he's happy. Let's not rock the boat.

Are you having any luck with that guy who lost the money? Oh, Earl, no.

I keep going over to talk to him, but he won't talk to me.

There's a lot of anger there.

Yeah, because he was falsely accused?

Yeah, well, also a little because of me.

You've been drinking all day. The last thing you want is a giant blonde chick

jumping out of your bushes when you come home.

Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?

What does it look like we're doing? We're spraying for the damned aphids.

We got the ladybugs.

Well, don't worry. If we have any left over, I'll get to them, too.

What is that smell?

Is that poison?

No, Kitty, this is unacceptable.

You can't spray chemicals in our garden. May I remind you who owns this lab?

Oh, it always comes down to that, huh?

I still have to remind you that this is a community garden.

Let's start acting like a community.

Huh? Kitty, give the ladybugs a chance to do their work. And if we need to,

we'll use organic pesticides.

Everyone else, get off Kitty's back. She's different and she doesn't know any

better.

Hey, Jimmy.

Hey, Emma.

Steffi, Lefty, Mrs. Pashnick.

Is Earl around?

He said something about going to France to study cooking at the Cordon Bleu.

ever told you how much I've enjoyed your little visits these past few weeks?

Well, no, you haven't.

Guess why?

Hey, listen. I did a little nosing around.

You're kidding, you?

Yeah. Yeah, right.

You know, you were a pretty well -liked guy at the company.

Well, I'm just a regular Miss Congeniality.

You know, there's no reason you can't get back on your feet.

You just hit a little bump in the road.

Bump in the road?

Bump in the road?

Let me tell you something.

It's pretty hard to find your top accounting positions when people think

a thief.

Huh?

I lost my house, my career, my fiancé, the only woman...

My dog died.

I mean, not then, but later.

Sorry. I didn't know.

Now you do.

You know, I understand you've been through some terrible things, but do you

really want to spend the rest of your life sitting in this bar?

You know, I never really...

I think I do, yes.

So that's it, huh? You want me to go? You're saying there's no reason for me

ever come back here?

Did you ever try one of those pickled eggs in the jar over there?

Yeah. Well, then, I guess there's no reason for you to ever come back here.

Okay, look, if you really want me to leave, I'll leave.

I really want you to leave.

Now, see, you say that, but I don't think you really want me to go.

It's on the house.

Hi. Is this Jeanette McDougal, who used to be Jeanette O 'Hara, who was engaged

to Earl Tucker, a beloved accountant at Montgomery Industries, 30 years ago,

and, as it turns out, was falsely accused of a crime?

Oh, no? Okay.

Thank you.

Might want to shorten your wrap.

Really? People seem to like it.

Anyway, that was the wrong Jeanette McDougal.

Who's next?

Let's see. That brings us to a Miss Jeanette McDougal. Have you seen my box

drip irrigation regulators?

Oh, yeah. I put them on the bed next to your sun hat and Japanese gardening

pants. Nice.

They're comfortable when you garden.

Relax, Greg. I own Japanese gardening pants myself.

You do?

Yeah, right.

Jeanette McDougal.

AI for me. This is pretty exciting.

Hi,

is this the Jeanette McDougal who used to be Jeanette O 'Hara, who was engaged

to Earl Tucker, who was a beloved accountant at Montgomery Industries 30

ago and, as it turns out, was falsely accused of a crime?

No.

Okay, let me ask you another question. Did my rap seem overly long to you?

is my property line.

Oh, you're a crazy lady.

It's a pumpkin vine. It doesn't know where it's growing.

Young lady, I suggest you hold your tongue or I'll hold it for you.

What's going on here?

Her pumpkin vine is choking out my climbing a 12 -dehalant.

Dharma, your father cut off the water to my plot. It runs into his plot and it

doesn't run out. Oh, jeez. Larry!

Larry's not here.

You trespassed.

My pumpkin trespassed.

So you admit it.

Mrs. Montgomery?

Russell, what are you doing here? Where's your father?

He doesn't handle the gardening lawsuits.

Hold on. You hired a lawyer? I certainly did.

And he is going to make you rue the day that you ever planted these misshapen

little pumpkins. Miss Montgomery, let me handle this. Fine. Handle it.

Mrs. Wong, I'm Russell Gottlieb.

It's Miss Wong.

Really?

Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

It's a great idea.

He's going to be blown away when he sees you.

Are you sure he's not dating anybody?

Pretty sure, yeah.

Hi, Earl.

Oh, God.

Do you remember Jeanette?

Hi, Earl.

Hi, Jeanette.

You know, Earl, Jeanette's single.

You look just fine, Earl.

Mind if I sit down?

It's a free country.

Maybe you should go, sweetie.

How'd

you

do that?

Wait till you take these cherry tomatoes right off the vine.

Greg?

What happened here?

Well, there were some problems, but I had the guy from UC Davis back out, and

suggested that I change fertilizers.

Hey, Dharma!

Earl, look at you. You look great.

Clean and sober.

You taste this and tell me if it's not the best cherry tomato you've ever had.

There he is. Yes, I just wanted you to know what your son has been up to since

the day he showed up consulting with the enemy.

Dad. Hi, I was just taking a deposition.

A deposition?

That's what I am?

You're never going to tell him?

Tell me what?

Dad, this is the woman I love. We're getting married.

Before I say what I'm about to say, is there any possible chance you're Jewish?

ever tasted jicama right out of the ground so earl what are you doing here

i was thinking about what you said about reclaiming my dignity this is very good

wait till you try my snap peas anyway i thought about what you said and i

realized that i can't move past this until i sue ed montgomery for every last

damn cent he's got

rehab, wrongful termination, defamation of character, lost employment.