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Oh, I guarantee you are going to have
the time of your life.
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There are a lot of young people there.
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Very hip.
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Very with it.
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I don't know, Mother. A tulip festival?
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I know what you're thinking, but forget
everything you have ever heard about
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tulip festivals.
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Done.
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Not just about flowers and pots. There's
a tasting of Dutch wine and a charity
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auction of wooden shoes decorated by
local celebrities.
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It's a wonderful, wonderful day.
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It lasts the whole day?
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Unless someone pulls a fire alarm.
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Edward. So, we could take one car?
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Oh.
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Well, it sounds like fun, but
unfortunately this Sunday
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we're having lunch with...
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An old college professor of mine.
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And his wife.
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Who are in town just for the day.
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Well, all right.
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You can come perhaps in the evening for
the exhibition of the Dutch folk
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dancing. Oh, Dharma, you would so enjoy
that.
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Well, yes, I would, but... We have
tickets to a sick dog.
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I'm sorry.
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It's a play about a dog who's sick.
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Who plays basketball.
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And of course that's not it.
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We have tickets to a basketball game and
we just really hope our dogs don't get
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sick so we can go.
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Oh, for heaven's sake. I'm not an idiot.
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I think she's on to you. I got this.
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Nice going.
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It's not my fault. This is dog sick and
this is basketball game.
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You didn't do that. You did this.
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Let's pretend you're choking. I'll meet
you in the kitchen.
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Of course, we should have gone with that
one. Well, it's too late now.
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Where are you going? I'm going to go
apologize to my mother.
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Maybe I should do it. Okay.
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You really shouldn't lie to your mother
like that. I know. You're better off
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waiting until the last minute than going
in for emergency oral surgery.
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Kitty, I'm sorry.
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Oh, there's no need to apologize.
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I can be the butt of a joke for you and
Gregory, and it gives you pleasure. Why,
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what mother wouldn't appreciate that?
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No, no, Kitty, it just seemed like a
joke because we got caught.
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I don't understand why you couldn't just
be honest with me. Because you hate
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that, Kitty.
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Come on, I'm really sorry.
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Hey, how about this?
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You and me.
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Game of eight ball, you win, me and Greg
go to the Tulip Festival.
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Dom, I don't want to compel you and
Gregory to do something you don't want
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just because I've beaten you with some
silly game.
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No offense,
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but I've been shooting sticks since
Buddha was a Boy Scout. You ain't going
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beat me.
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Come on, I rack them, you crack them.
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All right.
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You and Sid?
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Now, what possessed you to play pool
with my mother?
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Well, for one, I thought I was pretty
good. And for two, I thought she was
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mother, not Minnesota fat.
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Well, whenever she gets her feelings
hurt, she goes down to that billiards
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to sulk. Well, what have you people been
doing to her? Because she's incredible.
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I know. And now we have to go to a tulip
festival, thank you very much.
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Not tulips, honey.
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Dutch wine and celebrity shoes.
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Great.
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You've been nibbling on the bottom of
this bread.
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Oh, no, it's probably Dennis.
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And Dennis would be?
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A rat.
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You know, I actually had a really great
time playing pool with your mom.
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What do you mean, rat?
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What do you mean, what do I mean?
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I don't know. Why didn't you tell me we
had a rat? I'll set some traps. I told
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you we had a rat. You'd set some traps.
I know I can beat her at darts.
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The thing ate our bread. We have to do
something.
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Why? You weren't going to eat it anyway.
You always buy a baguette like we're
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going to be French or something. You
never eat it.
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I'm not going to eat it now.
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Did your mom play horseshoes?
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No.
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Probably not.
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Last time she threw something at me, she
missed by a mile.
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Listen to me. I cannot live with a rat.
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I understand.
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You're upset.
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Why don't you just sleep on it tonight,
and if you still feel this way in the
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morning, we'll move.
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We're not going to move.
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That's what I think's going to happen,
but you should still sleep on it.
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Kitty, don't you think it's a little
suspicious that just as we leave for the
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Tulip Festival, Edward suddenly needs
oral surgery?
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Oh, Edward will never lie to me.
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He knows I check up on him.
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It was nice of Gregory to drive him.
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Yep. See, that's when it kind of got
fishy for me.
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I know you're here against your will,
but thank you for coming. Hey, a bet's a
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bet.
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Plus, I gotta tell you, Kitty, I had a
great time playing pool with you the
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other night. I mean it.
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No basketball tickets, no sick dogs.
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Yes, it was fun, wasn't it? Yeah.
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Hey, are you up for a game right now?
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No.
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Sure. I know a place near here that's
got a great pool table and the best
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fries you have ever had.
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Probably the only curly fries you've
ever had.
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Oh, you're just trying to avoid going to
the Tulip Festival, aren't you? Well,
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yeah, I'd knock my own foot to get out
of that.
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Well, regardless, we are not playing
pool.
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I promise I'll let you win again.
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Dumber, that won't work.
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And you did not let me win.
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Whatever you say.
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Lucky.
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Luck.
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Did you let me win that one, too?
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Didn't have to. You were lucky.
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How about we make it interesting this
time?
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Oh, you want to play me for money? Oh,
no, I never bring my money when I'm out
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with you.
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I want you to play them for money.
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Oh, darling, that wouldn't be fair. I'm
sure I'm much better than they are.
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Let me explain something to you, Kit
Kat.
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Here you go, Dad.
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Thank you. I don't get it.
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Isn't the idea to just say you're going
to the dentist?
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Kitty checks.
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And while we were there, it turned out
he needed a root canal.
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I'm lucky I went in.
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He's lucky he went in.
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Still, root canal can't be better than
just going to the thing with Kitty.
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Oh, it is. Much better.
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How many traps did you buy?
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I got a couple dozen.
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You want to catch a rat before Dharma
gets home, you got to go to DEFCON 5.
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to need a little more bait here. Well,
there's a baguette in the kitchen that
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loves. A little fancy rat, isn't he?
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Next time I'm getting a prostate exam.
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Well, I'll drive you, but you've got to
get your own ice pack.
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Hey! Hey! How you doing? Hi, Ed.
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Ed.
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a little spur of the moment. We were
hoping we could borrow your video
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Uh, the baby's doing something cute,
isn't he?
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Yeah, he probably is.
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He's with the sitter. We're going down
to the beach and videotape ourselves
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having sex.
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Oh, well, uh, try not to get sand in it.
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Ooh, I won't. Believe me, one spit and
twice shy on that one.
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How come you're taking Percocet?
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Root canal.
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Root canal. Good for you.
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Oh, dear God.
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Are those what I think they are?
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Uh, depends.
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Do you think they're rat traps?
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I think they're little killing machines.
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All right. You got a taste for baguette.
Don't go in the kitchen. You'll be
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lured to your death.
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Not helpful right now, Pete.
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to kill some innocent fellow creature?
Look, there is nothing wrong with
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your home free from rats.
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And I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't
tell Dharma what I'm doing.
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You know, I don't go to the dentist
enough.
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I probably need root canal myself.
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You expect me to stand silent while a
senseless massacre is being committed?
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It'd be great if you could.
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Come on, I have to get rid of this rat.
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Well, then get a humane trap that
captures him alive and sets him free in
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natural habitat.
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His natural habitat's an apartment
building.
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Do the right thing, Greg.
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You'll feel better about yourself. And
more importantly, I won't have to tell
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Dharma.
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Come on, Larry. Let's get to the beach
before we lose the light. Okay.
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Can we stop at the dentist first? My
tooth's starting to hurt.
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$40, $45, $50.
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Thank you very much.
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Your sister's pretty good.
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Who?
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Oh, yeah.
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Sure, sis.
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Thank you for playing our little game.
Be cool. Stay in school.
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I won $50.
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$40. Well, the night is young.
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What about the big tulip shindig? Oh,
the heck with the tulips.
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Rack them up and find me another pigeon.
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Hello?
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Hey, where you been?
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Well, I got to thinking about what you
said about our little furry friend. So I
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stopped off at the hardware store and I
bought a very humane rat trap.
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Really?
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I'm thinking the thing to do is to catch
him humanely and then, you know...
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set him free in his natural habitat.
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Honey, I'm so proud of you.
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I thought for sure you'd go out and get
a bunch of those snappy things that
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break their back. Oh, you know me better
than that. Those things are barbaric.
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If you do catch him, I want to go with
you when you set him free so I can, you
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know, say goodbye.
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Well, I was hoping that was something
that we could do together.
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you know, set the trap, maybe open a
little wine.
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That does sound great. But me and my new
buddy are going to go out and shoot
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some pool. Again?
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It was her idea.
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I wanted to go to the grocery store
wearing bathing caps so we could shop
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synchronized swimmers.
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And she didn't go for that.
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I don't think she really understood it.
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Oh, shoot.
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Justin, you win again.
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Thanks. Do you want to play again? No,
no, no, no, no. You have taken advantage
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of my sister enough.
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You know, sis, I'm sure the AAA guy is
here by now. We've already lost three
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games. Don't you think we should go away
by the car? Oh, I suppose.
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But I'm having such a good time.
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And I really feel lucky.
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Hey, what about I play one more game for
all of my mad money?
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Crazy!
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If she wants to play, let her play.
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All right. Just one more game. Just one
more. You promise me? No problem.
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Can we play for, whoopsie, $500?
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Sure. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. This
is $70.
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You know what? That's okay, too.
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Why don't you just go ahead and break?
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Good luck, sis.
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I noticed an ATM on the corner, just
FYI.
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Call ball off the sixth corner pocket.
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Couldn't understand the message. What's
the emergency? Look.
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Oh, cool, you got him.
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Pete, he's dead.
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Good.
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I promised Armand that we'd catch him
alive and we'd, you know, take him out
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the woods and sing Born Free and let
him, you know, run among the flowers.
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You sure he's dead?
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Yeah, I'm sure. I even tried a little,
you know.
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Mouth -to -mouth?
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No, I put him on the back.
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What do you think killed him?
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I don't know. Maybe he had a heart
attack.
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Sure, yeah.
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Stress, bad diet, the rat race.
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What am I going to do?
248
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:15,910
Well, we don't know the defeat's
specific wishes, but a simple flushing
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he takes.
250
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,370
Pete, Tom is going to think that I
killed him.
251
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,600
Relax. I know what we'll do. What?
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We'll write a little teeny suicide note.
Never mind.
253
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,060
All right, we'll say he jumped.
254
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,340
I'll draw a little chalk outline on a
sidewalk.
255
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:40,200
How did that happen? I wasn't even
looking.
256
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:45,040
You got better real fast, lady. Yes, I
did, didn't I? Okay, thanks for playing.
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See you later.
258
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,540
I think we can call it a night. Are you
crazy? Why would I quit now?
259
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,700
Because you're up $2 ,200 and people are
starting to catch on that you're gone.
260
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,880
Oh, you think so?
261
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,040
Yes, but we need to go.
262
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,400
Well, you can go.
263
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,700
I'm going to stay.
264
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,800
Why? You don't need the money.
265
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,120
Oh, it's not about the money.
266
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:10,420
Don't you understand? I am better than
all these other people.
267
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:15,780
And it has nothing to do with money or
marriage or social status. It is just
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00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:16,759
because I am.
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00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,760
Damn better.
270
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,820
We really need to go.
271
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:21,820
Who dares to challenge the Queen of
Pools?
272
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,660
Advance and prepare to be humbled.
273
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,100
I need a drink.
274
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,840
Oh, wait, wait, hold it.
275
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,239
With clothes.
276
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,920
No, no, please. I just need a rat.
277
00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:35,300
Sorry, you'll have to wait until the
morning.
278
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,100
I'll give you 50 bucks for a rat.
279
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:39,340
Is he serious?
280
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,340
I don't know. I'm just here to mock him.
281
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,760
50 bucks.
282
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Let's get you a rat.
283
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,940
Is this a food rat or a pet rat?
284
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,400
What?
285
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:57,400
I think the gentleman's asking, do you
plan to eat it or make it little
286
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,400
sweaters?
287
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,500
No, nothing like that. I just want to
set it free.
288
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,720
Set it free?
289
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,340
He's on a mission from God.
290
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:11,660
I need a kind of mottled brown one with
little white socks on his front paws.
291
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,760
Preferably a non -smoker, somebody who
likes...
292
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,050
movies, long walks in the rain.
293
00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:20,330
I'll take that one right there. Which
one?
294
00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:22,970
That one. You sure?
295
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,010
You got awfully expensive taste.
296
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:26,329
What do you mean?
297
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,170
That's a rare Patagonian tree rat.
298
00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,390
That's a $100 rat.
299
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:34,010
You're just screwing with me.
300
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,970
Okay, okay. Let's say you rent a pet
store.
301
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:41,670
It's 9 .30 at night, and some nut offers
you $50 for a rat with little white
302
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:43,130
socks. What would you do?
303
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,440
You just stick to taking advantage of my
friend here. I'll do the mocking, all
304
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,440
right?
305
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:55,960
He's very good.
306
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,920
Of course he's a good kid. His name is
Sweet Lou.
307
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,520
So? Well, you don't play pool for money
with guys named Sweet Lou.
308
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:09,099
Well, he's not that good. I beat him the
first two games. I'm sorry. Have you
309
00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:10,099
learned nothing?
310
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,700
You mean he knows our trick?
311
00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:18,470
The trick. It's the only trick.
312
00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:22,109
Well, even so, I will still win.
313
00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:30,190
On the odd chance that you do lose, do
you have $10 ,000 on you? Of course not.
314
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:33,250
Then what's the plan here? I will simply
write him a check.
315
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,550
Would you do that?
316
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:37,590
Of course I can. I will have my
accountant transfer the funds in the
317
00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:39,350
Kitty, guy's name's Sweet Lou. Don't
take checks.
318
00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:42,290
Eight ball corner. Three rail kick.
319
00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:56,470
I'll flirt with Lou while you crawl out
the bathroom window. We'll meet up in
320
00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:57,470
Mexico in three days.
321
00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:58,530
You silly.
322
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:02,050
I will play him and this time I will
win.
323
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:03,830
Excuse me.
324
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,330
Sweet.
325
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:09,770
Would you be interested in double or
nothing?
326
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:15,750
Hello? Hi, honey.
327
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:18,050
Hey, great news. I caught Dennis.
328
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:21,790
Who? Dennis the rat. And he's fine,
completely unharmed.
329
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,240
He looks very content. I think he knows
he's going to be set free.
330
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:30,100
Isn't that nice? Listen, I'm going to be
home a little late. Your mom is having
331
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,059
car trouble.
332
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,080
Did you call the auto club?
333
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,860
There's a man here dealing with it right
now.
334
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,200
I'll see you later, baby.
335
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,460
Okay.
336
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,620
You know they take my check at
Sotheby's. You should feel very good
337
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,330
Kitty.
338
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:11,630
Come on, we're still buds, right?
Remember, sis?
339
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:14,030
Oh, bus stops the other way.
340
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,110
Okay, we probably know a better one.
341
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:21,430
I gotta tell you something.
342
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:24,990
I'm really glad we did that. I'm really
glad we set him free.
343
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,790
Me too.
344
00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:33,530
I feel so connected. So much a part of
life in some bigger
345
00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:35,290
way. It's exhilarating.
346
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:38,010
So you'd say you're in a good mood?
347
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,320
Yeah, why?
348
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,740
Well, you know how your mother's never
been thrilled with me, and it's always
349
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:45,720
been a little awkward being around your
folks.
350
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:46,940
Uh -huh.
351
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,060
Well, those are now officially the good
old days.
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