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Hidden power, secrets, cover -ups, corruption.

You think you know the whole story?

Think again.

I've been governor, a Navy SEAL, a fighter.

I've heard things that'll blow your mind. And now I think it's time you get

whole story.

Now.

The plot to control the world by controlling the water supply.

It's theft. It's hijacking.

It's so valuable, it's known as blue gold.

It's so precious, only 2 % of the world's supply is drinkable.

Fortune magazine is saying that water is a good time in the wealth of nations.

You'll die without it, and they'll kill you for it.

It's all about money.

Jesse Ventura exposes the conspirators.

Ruthless corporations that steal your water and sell it back to you.

They sell it more expensive than gasoline.

Greedy billionaires who want to control the water you get at home.

The worst one is T. Boone Pickens in Texas.

Sneaky conglomerates draining the Great Lakes dry.

We figure they make a million dollars a day of pure profit.

And Jesse goes predator to expose the most sinister plot yet.

A plan to poison us all.

We're going to give an anti -psychotic that they give people in mental

institutions to every man, woman, and child in America.

And destroy our nation as part of a communist takeover.

The end game is to increase the power of China.

at the same time weakening and taking down the United States.

The Worldwide Water Conspiracy.

We need your help right now. We need your help on this one bad.

I'm Jesse Ventura, and this is Conspiracy Theory.

Jesse Ventura's investigation into a worldwide water conspiracy has led him

into the woods of Michigan.

Disguised as a game preserve, locked behind tall fences, giant pumps are

millions of gallons of water and draining the Great Lakes.

Sanctuary bullshit.

This isn't a sanctuary. It looks more like a crime scene.

This is one conspiracy that really hits home.

I'm from Minnesota, land of 10 ,000 lakes.

Out here, you don't think much about water problems.

At least I didn't. Not until I met Lee Sprague.

He's an environmentalist.

He wanted to meet me at Lake Mead in Nevada.

That's the largest reservoir in the United States.

Soon as I got there, I could see something wasn't right.

20 % of the people in the world do not have access to fresh water.

That's 1 .2 billion people. And that's right now. That's right now. And it's

only going to get worse. Not only that, but within 20 years, if this continues,

only the wealthy will be able to afford water.

Lee Sprague didn't waste time getting to the point.

In the last five months alone, Jesse, the lake levels have dropped 15 feet.

It's not like they're in the middle of a drought or anything?

No, it's not the middle of a drought. What's happening is that they're using

water faster than the natural could recharge this lake.

Now, I'm an old frog man, Lee, and I can see what was a high water mark.

Yeah. So the water used to be up there, and where we're standing right now, I'd

need my scuba tanks in the old days, right?

Absolutely. We'd be 50 feet underwater.

In 1999, Jason, this lake was full.

Lake Mead was full of water. It's down to 40 % of its capacity.

Lake Mead supplies about 30 million users in the Southwest.

Nevada, Arizona, California, even northern Mexico relies on it for water.

If it runs dry, a lot of people are going to go thirsty.

And they're not alone.

Water levels are dropping all over the world.

Lee, who's behind all this?

Multinational corporations.

They're buying the rice to the water for their own private use and personal

gain. These multinational corporations are going after our water to sell it

to us.

You heard right.

Taking something that's necessary for life and then selling it back to you and

me. This ain't about capitalism.

Nope. It's bigger than that. Lee Sprigg was telling a story right out of the

Wild West with thievery, water wars, and land grabs.

They're making deals with corrupt governments to actually privatize the

system. And it's all about the bottom line for them.

It's not about light.

Privatization.

When big corporations come in and take over a city's or a country's water

services, they set out to turn a profit.

So they jack up prices.

To make more profit, they cut their staff and cut corners.

They get dirty money.

Consumers get dirty water.

Where the hell are the politicians on this?

Unfortunately, a lot of the politicians are in bed with multinational

corporations.

You start following the trail to it. It all comes back to their greed and their

ability to accept the dirty money from special interest groups to get what they

want.

Lee, what do you anticipate for the future?

Jeffrey, I see a catastrophe worldwide.

We need your help right now.

We need your help on this one bad.

With water disappearing all over the planet, one thing's for sure.

Sometime in the near future, whoever's got the most water is going to be in

charge of everything.

It's something out of a James Bond movie.

But this ain't the movies.

It's definitely something to bring to my team.

He's not kidding, Governor. Water is a hot commodity these days. They're

it blue gold.

Like black gold.

It's even more valuable than oil.

Exactly. Fortune magazine is saying that water will determine the wealth of

nations. Yeah, and there's a CIA report that says access to drinking water is

going to be the major cause of war in the near future.

It's basically privatization of something that should be a human right.

I think it's a little more complicated than that. Actually, it's not, Daniel.

I've covered this issue all around the world. Let's take Ghana, where my family

are from. They have had terrible problems with water.

Poor people cannot get clean water in the city.

So the World Bank brought in a company and privatized drinking water and

sanitation. What happened?

There was mismanagement, corruption.

People had to go out and protest.

So those contracts were canceled.

That's problematic because I know... for the fact that there are over 1 ,500

municipalities here in America that are doing the exact same thing, privatizing

their water. Ooh, that's a lot.

The terrible thing, Governor, is the same companies.

Yeah, the same companies that are doing it in the third world are doing it right

here in America.

It looks to me like somebody's trying to control the world's water.

That is a conspiracy.

Coming up.

Jesse Ventura targets the ruthless powers that'll let you die of thirst

they give you a drop for free. It's not just privatization. It's theft. It's

hijacking. Later, he confronts a giant corporation's plot to drain the Great

Lakes dry.

They're coming here and aping and pillaging the water. I would call them

water barons, the water cartels.

Also, T. Boone Pickens.

The old oil baron is caught in the act with his own greedy billion -dollar

scheme.

He's drilling for water. He's bought up the land. Water is the new oil.

Controlling the water supply means controlling the world.

International corporations and shadowy groups are sucking our rivers and lakes

dry for profit and power.

I sent my team to see if there's any truth to this water conspiracy.

June arranged to meet a guy named Sam Bozzo. He makes documentaries, and he

deep to expose the ones taking control of people's water around the world.

Tell me about privatization, because a lot of the water supplies around the

world are now being privately owned.

The big companies are Veolia and Suez from France, because privatization

in France. And that wasn't such an issue when it was local. But what has

happened is these companies have expanded all over the world.

So you see a company like Veolia going to a poor country in the developing

and buying their water system.

And selling it back to the people.

Because it's a for -profit system, they need to make money.

And they always raise the rates because they need to make a profit.

Imagine life without water.

Companies like Veolia and Suez have the power to decide who gets it and who

doesn't. Look at a map and see where they've got their hooks.

And notice, these foreign corporations are moving into the cities all over the

good old USA.

and controlling our water too.

So is there a water conspiracy?

Yes. The ultimate conspiracy is a company bribing politicians, has no

regulation, but even if a government owns it, that's too much control.

In China, they use dams to cut off water to villages regularly, the government,

for control issues.

The Chinese word for water derives from the same Chinese word control.

Yeah, China's got a down pat when it comes to controlling people.

And control is what it's all about.

Corporations and governments controlling who lives and who dies.

What could be worse than that?

Todd Alcott was itching to tell me. He's part of a group that cleaned up Santa

Monica Bay in California.

You've probably heard that corporations are controlling all of the water in the

world now. That's the word that I'm getting preliminarily. It's not just

corporations. We're talking about individuals taking control of massive

of water all over the world.

Individuals? What kind of people are able to seize this kind of power?

Todd Alcott had a list.

Did you know that the Bush family has bought up 100 ,000 acres of land in

Paraguay? For what purpose?

It's because that land is sitting on top of the largest aquifer in the world.

They can suck it dry and then sell the water back to the people who live there.

The Bushes.

They've been in the oil business for four generations.

Looks like they found something even more profitable.

If they control the source and delivery of water, they control who gets it and

how much they pay for it. They can rule the region.

What you're telling me, the bushes are going into water?

That's exactly what's happening. And it's not just the bushes.

Not just developing countries.

It's happening right here in the United States.

The worst one is T. Boone Pickens in Texas.

T. Boone Pickens. He's the Texas oil tycoon who made billions buying up oil

companies in the 80s. And this guy said he's got a scheme to make a billion

dollars more. I guess oil and water do mix.

You know this for a fact. He's drilling for water. He has bought up this huge

amount of land in the Texas panhandle, again, over the largest aquifer in the

United States. This is all public knowledge. And under Texas law, Any

he can reach under his land, he gets it for free. He's taking the water and

selling it for profit. The water that should be belonging to everybody, he's

going to be controlling that whole region now.

T. Boone's plot is centered on a property he owns in the North Texas

The Mesa Vista Ranch is 68 ,000 acres, and it sits on top of a huge underground

reservoir called the Ogallala Aquifer.

T. Boone doesn't own the aquifer, but in Texas, if you can get to the water by

drilling under your land, it's yours.

T. Boone got to it, and he isn't shy about the scheme.

I know what people say, that water's a lot like air. Do you charge for air? Of

course not.

You shouldn't charge for water. Well, okay, watch what happens.

You won't have any water.

And that ain't the half of it.

I sent Daniel to the Mesa Vista Ranch to see what else T. Boone Pickens is up

to.

Coming up, T. Boone Pickens plots to make a land grab and sell one of

most important water sources.

I bought the green, I have the blue, and I have about half of the yellow.

Then. The plot sickens. The scheme to control you by adding a dangerous mind

-altering drug to your drinking water.

Hey, we're going to give you an antipsychotic that they give people in

institutions. We're going to give it to every man, woman, and child in America.

And later, stealing from your children's mouths.

The governor finds the biggest, most dangerous water grab is taking place

in his own backyard.

Never thought it would lead me back home.

Jesse Ventura and his team are on the move.

Zeroing in on T. Boone thickens and corporations snatching up the world's

precious water.

The whole team was tracking leads.

My investigator, Daniel, was in the Texas panhandle, learning about T. Boone

Pickens' scheme.

He was with C .E. Williams, the guy who's supposed to oversee the public's

in the area.

C .E.'s getting mad as hell, watching T. Boone Pickens.

He's going to drill some big old well here.

Yeah. And then suck up the water.

And put it in a big pipeline and ship it to Dallas.

Not only Dallas -Fort Worth, T. Boone's also got his sights set on cities like

El Paso and San Antonio.

When they need water, they'll have to come to him.

But in order to get the water from here to there, he has to lay this big old

pipeline. Yes. Now, does he own all the land between here and there?

So how's that going to work?

Well, what he did, and you have to give him credit, he's a very tenacious

person. He used Texas water law.

Use Texas law?

Try change the law.

T. Boone spent millions buying up lobbyists and politicians and got his

declared a water district.

Basically a town with special powers, like the power of eminent domain, to buy

up people's land.

to lay his pipeline whether they want to sell or not.

His influence is very significant. He's a heavy contributor to campaigns, and he

knows how to play the political game.

A lot of people in Texas call it a scam.

Old T. Boone, he says it's just good business.

I would expect to make, over a 30 -year period, probably a billion dollars.

It's theft. It's hijacking. Meanwhile, my conspiracy insider Alex Jones was

giving me his take on T -Boone and the giant corporations.

Water is more important than energy. It's more important than food. And if

can control only about one to two percent of the total water, you can

society. Well, clearly they've got to be buying off the politicians, the elected

officials, because in order to drill a well, obviously you've got to meet local

standards and someone has to approve it.

That's what's happening. They're coming in and buying off state and local

officials to allow them, in many cases, to have the only access to the water so

that they control it and then can jack up the price.

And if these multinational corporations can control water, they will control

everything. And once they get their mitts on the water, it gets even

Alex was about to drop a bombshell that would literally blow your mind.

A plot to fill our water with mind -bending drugs.

Some of these major corporations are now saying, hey, we want to add lithium to

the water to make you calm and lower suicides all over. We're going to give

an antipsychotic that they give people in mental institutions.

We're going to give it to every man, woman, and child in America.

Putting drugs in the water?

They've been putting fluoride in the water for years to fight tooth decay.

mind decay?

That's a whole nother matter.

June was finding out that these companies have more than one way to drug

poison us.

Well, that's a recipe for disaster.

She was in Tucson, Arizona with Robert Glennon.

He's one of the leading water experts in the world. And he says the biggest

threat comes in bottles of water because there's nothing to stop them from

filling those bottles with poison.

I'm not a fan of bottled water. It's not regulated nearly as carefully as is

domestic water use, which has to comply with the Safe Drinking Water Act.

So really, we don't know what we're drinking in bottled water.

That's right.

Think about it. No government agency regulates what's in the bottle of water

buy. Not the FDA, not anybody.

They can be putting anything they want into the water.

Lithium. Who knows what else?

And I think that's, frankly, reprehensible.

Because it's all about money. It's all about money.

Money. We knew it was headed in that direction all along.

But it was another direction that was about to make this very personal.

So where do you think we should go to investigate this further?

I think the Great Lakes.

Because there are some problems in the Great Lakes that no one would expect.

Our biggest supply of fresh water is facing threats, and every place is

threats. The Great Lakes?

More like a great heist.

I'm headed home to see who's stealing our water.

Coming up, Jesse Ventura goes predator and confronts the secret Great Lakes

heist. Sanctuary bullshit.

This isn't a sanctuary. It looks more like a crime scene.

Then, Jesse barges in on the conspirator. Is there a conspiracy out

control the world's water?

And later, it all leads to China.

A sinister plot to destroy our nation.

It's killing our future generation.

You're telling me they're stealing water from the Great Lakes? Look, I was

skeptical as well, but water levels there are dropping because they're

water up faster than nature can replace it.

Jesse Ventura's investigation into the worldwide water conspiracy has taken

another surprise twist.

Revelations about an unregulated bottled water industry have led to the

discovery that multinational corporations are doing more than

You know,

I never thought this would take me back home.

The investigation took me back home, all right.

Back to Minnesota.

I was there to meet Dave Dempsey.

He's been fighting to protect the Great Lakes for more than 25 years.

He used to work for the governor of Michigan, but he got fed up with the

politics and went independent.

I found him in Minneapolis, not far from my old governor's office.

The Great Lakes, they're huge.

Six quadrillion gallons, if you can visualize that.

Six quadrillion gallons.

spread out over 94 ,000 square miles.

They hold enough to cover the continental U .S. in about 10 feet of

Almost 20 % of the world's fresh water is right in the Great Lakes.

Whoever controls it is going to control a lot of our world's economy.

So who does control it?

That's at the heart of the conspiracy.

Foreign countries, even enemies.

are stealing our water in broad daylight, and corrupt politicians are in

There's a company that in 1998 got a permit to take 50 craters worth of water

out of Lake Superior and ship it to Asia.

And so there's this huge public outcry. And so the politicians said, well, we're

going to craft an agreement that will make sure this never happens again. And

turns out that the agreement doesn't deal with shipping water.

It seems like they designed it to have a loophole. Oh, absolutely.

The only difference between now and 1998 is you have to put it in a bottle. Then

you can put it in a ship in whatever quantity you want and take it out.

Our water being sneaked out to China in huge amounts.

We caught them, but they could still be doing it only a gallon at a time.

Dave, water that's being taken from the Great Lakes right now, where's it ending

up? You know, we really can't say because the companies that are bottling

taking the water out of the Great Lakes don't really disclose that.

Well, I was going to find out.

Coming in and buying up water is just plain capitalism.

Sneaking it out in cargo ships or bottles, sending it to other countries

it can be stockpiled, adding poisons to the water, that's a conspiracy.

You need to go to Michigan and see where this battle is going on right now.

Michigan doesn't even charge a dime of royalties for water, let alone control

anymore. Here's the map. Show me where.

I was headed to Michigan.

It's been a water battlefront for 10 years now.

Ever since a Swiss company called Nestle moved in under the name of Perrier.

Michigan's governor at the time gave the big foreign company millions of dollars

in tax breaks.

And he charged Nestle less than $100 a year to drill, pump, and pipe hundreds

gallons of water every minute.

Governor John Engler wouldn't talk to me. He says he doesn't discuss his time

office. Yeah, I wonder why.

I sat down on Old Mission Peninsula, jutting into Lake Michigan's Traverse

The effects of the pumping were evident, but not the pumps themselves.

That's because the water's getting sucked from miles away.

You can't see them taking the water, but you can't miss the results.

My contact, Holly Spaulding, was waiting, just like Dave Dempsey

promised. Holly?

So we know huge amounts of water are being drawn by the corporations.

They're taking as much as they can get.

And the real sad part is they're doing it with the blessing of our government.

And this is a global international corporation that has put the eye on

And they're coming here and, for lack of a better term, raping and pillaging the

water. I would put them in the class with any other sort of baron, call them

water barons, the water cartels.

Holly Spaulding told me I could find the big water plant about 120 miles south.

The pumps? They were even farther away.

Daniel and I would attack from two fronts.

Coming up, Jesse Ventura plays Predator to hunt down the Great Lakes water

thieves.

Sanctuary Falls.

Then... The governor confronts the water conspirators, man in Washington.

You can really decide who lives and who dies if you control the fresh waters,

right?

And later, a shocking twist as the worldwide water conspiracy unravels

and leads all the way to a Chinese takeover.

They're taking our best water and they're leaving the toilet water for us

drink.

Jesse Ventura is at the Great Lakes, where water is being siphoned in

shipped off to foreign countries, delivered to unfriendly powers through

convenient loopholes in international agreements.

And what happens if we run out?

Ecosystems and the food supply destroyed.

Industry halted. The collapse of a nation.

The rise of other nations quietly grabbing up the water for themselves.

That is what the governor is facing.

My investigator Daniel and I were in Mecosta County, Michigan. This is where

Nestle Corporation pumps and bottles precious water that should be feeding

lakes.

Daniel's assignment was the Stanwood Bottling Plant.

He couldn't miss it.

Mine wasn't so obvious.

Those pumps out in the middle of the woods, in secret where nobody can see or

hear them sucking the lakes dry.

I picked up a guide in Traverse City.

Chris Swire is a local guy who led the fight against the giant corporation.

He thought it was a good idea if we brought along some security.

You never know what's out there in the woods.

So what they're doing now, they're going off to these remote places and drawing

off the water. Because now they can't directly take from the Great Lakes,

Correct. So the way they're getting around it is by drilling and pumping out

water that goes into the lake.

Daniel showed up at the plant with someone the water people would

Don Roy has been in their face, fighting their plans to take even more water.

It's the Nestle Waters of North America bottling plant, and it's been here for

about 10 years now. They actually started building it when we were in

What was the trial?

Michigan Citizens for Water Conservation filed a lawsuit.

Our lawsuit was based upon environmental harm, real environmental harm. Of

course, we found a significant drop in flow and level to a stream, wetlands,

two lakes.

How much water are we talking about?

Somewhere around 90 million gallons from one pumping site. 90 million gallons a

year? Yes, from one pumping site.

And so what kind of environmental impacts literally have there been? There

no fish.

Dead fish?

How about a dead stream?

Me and my special team were working our way to the pumps when we got to stare

down the environmental damage.

The Dead Stream.

And that's the official name for it.

A lot of the hydrologists and environmental experts have shown that

pumping upstream has affected what's happening here in the Dead Stream.

And what are they doing in the plant?

Daniel went to the gate.

And one of the employees came out.

There's not even a...

The water boy went inside, but not to set up a tour.

Too many questions meant one thing.

He called the cops.

Try calling 911 and getting a response this quick.

They called me saying that you guys were filming the plant. That's a concern.

Obviously, it's not a critical infrastructure. It's not a government

infrastructure. It's a local business, right? Yeah. I mean, it's something

interested in.

I'll put it this way. You guys aren't going to be in a report.

Meanwhile, we'd made it to the place where Nestle was pumping all the Great

Lakes water out of the ground.

At least we got as close as we could.

They had the pumps hidden on a private hunting reserve behind two sets of

fences. This is private property here now, right? It is, right.

Yeah, that's part of the problem.

Sanctuary vault?

This isn't a sanctuary. It looks more like a crime scene.

There were no answers here.

Whatever they were doing, wherever the water was going, was locked behind tall

fences.

So I took it to the top.

Washington, D .C. I was going to face the real power in this town.

Not the government. A lobbyist.

Michael Dean is the director of the National Association of Water Companies.

He represents bottlers and privatizers.

Turns out he's from Minnesota, too.

Maybe he thought we'd bond.

Fat chance.

Is there a conspiracy out there to control the world's water?

I don't believe there's a conspiracy out there to control the world's water.

None at all? No.

Do bottled water companies bottle your tap water and sell it to the public?

They don't just take it raw. They put it through reverse osmosis, further

treatment, and put it into the bottle and then sell it.

And if that's a business that's viable for them and someone wants to. Well,

they've obviously done a good sell job on it. They sell it more expensive than

gasoline. They're charging over a dollar a quart.

Does your tap water cost a dollar a quart to reproduce?

Oh, no, we're close to it. What would you be, a nickel?

Not even for a quart, absolutely not. Not even a nickel? A gallon is probably

penny or less, depending on where you are in the country. Really? So it would

a penny, two cents a gallon, whereas opposed to bottled water is over $4 a

gallon. There is a public relations problem.

I didn't expect him to admit that.

But when it came to the companies he reps, there were some things he couldn't

deny.

Your organization represents cities that have been messed up by water

privatization. And the list is long.

I'm not sure what the list, what is behind the list.

Well, they're there for profit.

And wouldn't this be water for profit?

I'm not prepared to get into specifics.

Yeah, that's one way out. But it still got down to what was going on at the

Great Lakes.

What are these companies doing with the water?

Where is it going? When conspiracy theories float around out there, it's

generally because people aren't given answers.

Why would people start up theories about water, do you think?

Water is a highly political matter.

It can't be anything sinister, though.

No one's shipping, no one's taking water. You could control great

You could really decide who lives and who dies if you control the fresh water,

right?

Yes, but as I said, private water companies are not gathering up water,

it, sending it around the world.

It looked like this guy was wrestling me to a draw until I met someone who'd

make him eat his words.

She showed up in Minnesota.

And what she told me knocked me back on my heels.

Coming up, explosive accusations about China taking your water and what they

plan to do with it. They're taking our water, dragging it across the Pacific

Ocean, and they are pumping it into their aquifers.

Jesse Ventura's investigation into the worldwide water conspiracy led to

America's Great Lakes and major discoveries.

An industry with no regulation.

Lakes and rivers sucked dry by foreign corporations.

Water tainted with mind -controlling drugs.

And now, startling charges that foreign enemies are stockpiling our precious

resource.

The governor confronted a lobbyist for the water industry who remained elusive.

Private water companies are not gathering up water, hoarding it, sending

around the world.

But that's about to change.

It was a couple of weeks ago.

I was back in Minnesota.

The team was planning the next move when they called to say we had some answers.

Some really disturbing answers.

Braverman showed up with Lorraine Moray.

She was a uranium specialist at the Lawrence Livermore National Nuclear

Laboratory.

And she's known internationally as an expert on radiation and public health.

Lorraine Moray told me she's found uranium in our drinking water, along

lithium Alex Jones warned about.

Sodium is used for people with bipolar disorder or manic depressive. It

slows down and calms the brain.

It makes the person dull.

Since uranium is an estrogen and a hormone disruptor, the female population

expanding and the male population is shrinking.

We're being neutered.

Not only that, the plastic.

That the water's in. The bottle has chemicals that change the estrogen

and the testosterone.

In other words, chemicals in our bodies that are related to reproduction. Right,

in the plastic.

In the plastic. And then you have the hormones in the plastics in the bottle

hormone disruptors interacting with the radiation and the other materials that

are in the water.

So you have one plus one is not two.

It's ten times worse the way they interact.

It's killing our future generation. It's the unborn baby that is being most

affected by these chemicals and the radiation.

And nobody even knows.

And those water bottles making us sterile. One guess where they're made.

China.

And as it turns out, it's all part of a bigger conspiracy.

A global power shift.

Countries, for instance China, that are short on water are coming to countries

where they have access to the water. We have a huge debt to China, so we

probably have to let them steal it.

And she claimed the water is being shipped to China as we speak.

They have a new technique. It's called sprag bags.

They're 500 feet long. They are huge plastic bladders that zip together like

Ziploc bags. And they can tow 50 at a time across the ocean behind a boat.

And they're taking our best water,

stealing it, and they are pumping it into their aquifers that are being

because of the Three Dams Project. That's got to be the wildest one yet.

Taking our water to recharge aquifers they used up when they built the world's

largest electricity generating project.

Literally more power to them and less to us.

They're taking our water, dragging it across the Pacific Ocean.

Stockpiling it. Stockpiling it. They're pumping our champagne water into their

aquifers and they're leaving the toilet water for us to drink.

So what's the end game here?

The end game is to increase the power and the influence of China.

And at the same time, they're weakening and taking down the United States.

Drugging, stealing, watching and waiting.

And they might even be getting away with it, one gallon at a time.

You have to put it in a bottle. Then you can put it in a ship in whatever

quantity you want. Take it out.

It's happening right now. Right now. So it's not important right now. It's

happening.

If anybody's got a right to anything in this world, you'd figure it would be

water. But now it's just like oil. Another product to be bought and sold by

faceless, greedy corporations.

Hungry power brokers.

and all the evil bastards who want to rule the world.

And they are ruling the world by controlling the one thing all of us need

survive. They're doing it right in front of us in ways we can't even see.

Every time you pay for a bottle of water, you're part of the conspiracy.

And what happens when the water runs out?

They'll just find a way to control the air that you breathe.

Think I'm kidding?

Don't hold your breath.

I'm Jesse Ventura and this is Conspiracy Theory.