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Hey, Mom! Sorry it's been a while.

Adjusting to Canyon Valley's been pretty tough.

I don't think I really get this town yet, but I'm not givin' up.

I'll take your advice

and I'll go find the big picture. Love you.

...have extremely sensitive

stomach linings...

Ugh!

It's a perfect summer day and I'm stuck inside.

Oh, come on, Lil.

You promised me that today

would be our Groom & Board jam session with my tip tapes!

Do you need an extra kitty sticker, Mister Tape?

Where do a I find a sleeping bag, a flare gun, and a machete?

In the pantry above the-- Wait, where are you going?

Location scouting.

I'm lookin' for the big picture of Canyon Valley.

Huh? You need a guide.

- Well, I've already got a map. - You don't need a map.

You need a Lil. Eww.

You're saying you want to show Jack around town today?

Don't you want me to hang out with my half bro?

I guess my tapes can wait.

- I'm gonna need a machete too. - Not a chance.

I'm so proud of you for taking care of your brother.

You lose that boy

and you'll be grounded for the rest of your life.

Okay, have fun.

You got it.

I can't believe Lil volunteered for this.

I think this calls for a celebration dinner.

Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Sundubu!

Maybe I can go get the after dinner tapes?

Ooh, my...

Ahem!

Keep going.

Ahem! I'll go get the pot.

The only way to see Canyon Valley is the Lily way.

I call it the tour trifecta.

You gotta learn the history.

Next you gotta taste the cuisine.

And finally, you gotta experience the recreation.

Lil, look.

It's nice of you to do all of this,

but I only need to get to the highest summit in Canyon Valley.

My mom says, to get to the heart of the story,

you must first discover the big picture.

And I figure, highest point, best view for the big picture.

That would be a place called The Hill...

but I've never been.

Too climby-climby for me. Uh, Jack?

Come on, this could be a shortcut.

Hey! Get back here!

Whoa!

Whoa, we're here.

- What's here? - First leg of the trifecta.

Let's go see some history.

Big picture, here we come.

The Canyon Valley Museum.

Founded in 1877,

the museum was built into an old mine because--

Jack?

So this used to be an old mine?

They closed the mine, but left the tunnels.

Whoa, a map! If I were here, then... boom.

Another shortcut through the mines.

Jack! What about the trifecta?!

I should go after him.

If Jack dies on my watch,

I'll definitely get grounded.

You know, if Jack's gonna be with us for a while,

we might as well rip off the training wheels.

Wait, I don't know if he even likes spicy foods.

I don't know what he likes at all.

Aigo. Don't be ridiculous.

Everybody like spicy.

I've been living in Canyon Valley

for most of my adult life

and I've never stepped foot here before.

Whoa! Check it out.

Why walk to the Hill when we could ride to the Hill?

Ugh, come on, Jack. This is not part of my tour.

Oh, I didn't know you're afraid of mine carts?

I ain't scared of mine carts, hippie.

I'm just trying to keep us on a tight schedule.

See? I'm chill.

Then let's make it more exciting.

Oh, well, I guess this thing is pretty old.

Good thing this skeleton broke my fall.

You okay, Lil?

I think I still have a little feeling

on what's left of my butt.

Hey. Where do you think this goes?

Get back here.

Jack, I told you to stop...

This is not part of the tour.

Whoa, Lil, there's a door over here.

Jack! Do you not see the actual buckets of blood?!

You're kidding me. We're at Sammie's Sammies.

What's a Sammie's Sammies?

Only the best grub in town.

And the cuisine part of my tour.

Sammie makes a mean sandwich.

Whatever you do, don't go off menu.

Uh... Excuse me.

Mayo, uh, hurty my tum-tum.

Could I get it on the side?

Check this out.

Next!

I'll have The Threepwood. Captain ma'am.

- Toasted or untoasted. - Toasted.

Not toasted. Um, half and half.

Let's keep the line moving.

Cool shop you got here.

Reminds me of a sandwich place I went to in Florence.

How do you make your bread? What kind of wheat do you use?

Bread wheat.

Cool, coo-coo-coo-cool.

The good ole 'Merican way. Check this out.

I have this killer hot sauce I picked up when I was in Mexico.

I really think it'll make your sammies sing.

Here, try some.

Mmm, yummy Sammie.

Mom's gonna kill me.

So... what do you think?

So... good.

- What?! - What did I tell you?

Didn't think the youth

appreciated the Scoville scale anymore.

I'm adding a new sandwich to the menu.

I call it, "The Jack."

Sign my baby!

Here! Take all my money!

I owe you one, kid. I'll do anything...

and I mean anything.

Any chance you know of a quick route to The Hill?

Sammie said the shortcut is right around here.

I can't believe she named a sandwich after you.

I've been eating here for years.

That's gotta be it!

You don't even have a punch card.

Jack, I'm not gonna climb into a random hole full of--

Wait a minute.

That's not poop. That's creek sludge.

Come on.

But what if it was poop?

Okay, I'm not sure

if Jack's gonna be able to handle that much spice.

Will, little help?

I can't find any evidence of Jack ever eating spicy food.

And I used to have such a nice butt.

I don't know my boy.

I don't know my boy!

It's gonna be okay, honey.

And I think you still have a nice butt.

Uh-oh.

And finally the recreation.

Welcome to Beaver Bend Creek,

Canyon Valley's one and only swimming destination.

Ain't no one swimmin' in those waters, couyon.

They be cursed with the beast!

Well, what if we didn't have to get in the water?

Ooh.

Jack, what are you doing?

You're never gonna make it across.

Come on, it'll be fine.

If we don't go now, I'm gonna lose my light.

Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!

- You better be right about this. - Too late to turn back now.

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

I've never felt so alive!

- The beast cometh. - What?

Ooh!

Au revoir, bons amis.

Are we alive?

Hey, does my dad have any tip tapes

on how long it takes a fish to digest a couple of kids?

No, I just know what not to feed them.

Oh! Got any of that hot sauce left?

Whoa, that was awesome!

I'm almost there.

- Come on, Lil! - Wait.

My socks are soaked. I'm covered in sludge.

And The Hill is so far. Just leave me.

Okay.

You're leaving me?

Ugh!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Your town is pretty beautiful.

Right? I've never seen it this way.

All right, here we go. This is it. Big picture time.

So, what is the big picture anyways?

I don't really know. Maybe the answer's in here?

- Nope. I got nothin'. - Seriously?

You're telling me we did all of that for nothing?

What a waste of a perfect summer day.

- Maybe not for nothing. - You comin' or what?

Whoa!

This is great, guys.

It has a nice kick. What's your secret?

Well, son, it's love.

No it's not. It's MSG.

What do you guys say to a good old Wylde Pak night hike?

We could go check out that big hill.

Uh, we're a bit tired tonight, Dad.

What about we get back

to our Groom & Board tip tape jam sesh?

Oh, boy! I'll get it rolling!

Will! Wrong tape!