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I have to tell them.

After all they've been through, I'd wait.

Thanks.

Oh, Tony.

It's beautiful.

It's lovely.

It's mothers.

Oh, yeah.

Mona really, really helped me through this.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah. If it wasn't for Mona, Sam, and Jonathan, I just think I would have

never proposed.

Oh, so they talked you into it?

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. But what they did is they made me realize that I

trying to live my life to the fullest by taking all these crazy risks when I was

really just afraid of taking the biggest risk of all, marrying you.

You're a risk, you know, but marriage is a risk, you know. But not with you. I

mean, because, you know, because it's like, look, it's snowing.

It's okay, Tony.

I understand. Oh, good, good, good. You're obviously not ready for this. Oh,

yes. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. No, you're doing it for the wrong reasons. You're

doing it because somebody told you to or because it's some answer to your

midlife crisis.

Hey, oh.

Oh, hey.

I love you.

And I love you.

And I've waited so long for you to ask me this.

And that's why it's so hard for me to say no.

Uh, Dad. What?

Uh, we left Jonathan at the gas station.

Why did you say something?

We thought it was funny.

There's a time for love and a time for living. Take a chance and face the wind.

An open road and a road that's hidden. A brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not. Take the choices up to you, my friend.

Nights are long, but you might awake to a brand new life, a brand new life, a

brand new life around.

It was a change of plans. Let's just... Wait a minute. That's my robe.

Thank God we got home before he started trying on my clothes.

What's this? What's this? A pipe? What are you? What are you? Hugh Hefner?

More brief, baby?

You are Hugh Hefner.

Well, it's about time somebody scored in this house.

It is what you think.

Baby, I think maybe you better wait in the car.

Oh, in the Jaguar?

The Jaguar? I don't believe this.

No, my other car.

The U -Gone.

I'll show you the way out. You know, when Mom kicks, this is all mine.

All right, you. You got three seconds to get out of that robe.

I'm not wearing any pants.

For God's sake, leave the robe on.

doesn't change.

And if you're wearing my underwear, keep it. Thanks!

Leave the nerve of this guy.

Uh -huh.

Well, I think I'll turn in.

Oh, come on. Come on, Angela. Don't go to bed mad.

This silent treatment stuff's no good. We gotta talk.

Okay. I'll go unpack.

That'll give you time to ask Mother what you should say. Oh!

Mona has nothing to do with this!

This is all your fault. Me?

When I told you to propose to her, I did not tell you to tell her that I told

you to propose to her.

Sorry!

I'll just go straight out the kitchen and I'm gonna be out of here.

Angela's mad at me.

Ernie's with Miss September.

It's a world gone mad.

Tony, just let me give you some advice. Where you went wrong... I don't want to

hear another word about this weekend from anyone.

Get it?

Mom turned him down cold.

No. Yeah, tossed the ring right in his face.

Thank you, Jonathan.

Thank you very much.

Hey, it's not like he's a stranger. He's wearing your underwear.

Tom,

I'm here for you, babe.

Ernie. Yeah.

Don't call me babe.

You must be devastated. To let yourself out like that. To be so open, so

vulnerable.

Only to have your manhood crushed.

And then...

To have to face the woman who did it every single day without a place to

I'd want to die.

Go with that thought, Ernie.

Listen to me, Tom.

As tough as it might be, right now, you have to be sensitive to your woman.

Hey, I'm talking in here!

I have so much to learn from you, Ernie. Excuse me?

Tony? Tony?

Gosh, he's not here again.

Oh, there's a message.

Probably Tony again.

Hi, Angela. If you get home before I do, dinner's in the fridge. Bye.

Oh, and if I've left before you get up in the morning, breakfast will be on the

table. Bye.

Oh, and Mona, if you eat it, I'll kill you.

This one's for real. Bye.

Bye. Well, nice to see you two talking again.

Hardly seen him the whole week.

Have you wanted space?

He's giving you space.

I didn't mean he should join the witness relocation program.

Are we having second thoughts?

No, we are not.

Look, I waited a long time for Tony's proposal, then to find out that somebody

talked him into it really hurt.

It made me stop and think.

That's your trouble, Angela. You think too much.

You think?

Oh, hi.

Don't mind me. Just passing through, then I'm gone.

You just got here. Yeah, well, I got tickets to the Giants game tonight, and

taking Samantha.

Oh, well, good.

Well, the best part is it gives you a chance to have the house to yourself.

Okay, bye. Bye.

Yo, Mona, what's happening?

Well, wasn't that thoughtful of him?

Well, yes. Yes, he's being very considerate.

Don't tell me, dear. Tell him.

I mean, a man needs a word of encouragement now and then.

They have so little to live for.

Well, well.

She snapped up the bait like a hungry carp.

Bingo, huh? First phase, the hook is in. Second phase, I reel in my pride.

So, how... How are you going to ask her to go out? I'm not.

She's going to ask me out.

Dad!

Why? It's Samantha.

I wonder what she could want.

Okay, let's get going. Let's hit the road. See you later, Angela. I can't.

do you mean you can't? Well, I just remembered that I have a lit paper due

tomorrow. Are you kidding? Well, can't you do it later?

Sorry, Dad. Oh, Sam. Well, that's okay. You know Sam.

You should have done it last week when the good students did theirs.

That's okay, that's okay. I'll just have to find somebody else to go with.

What about Jonathan?

Oh, that's a great idea. I'd love to take Jonathan.

Jonathan, buddy!

Here he is now.

Jonathan, how would you like to go with me?

I wish I could, Tony, but I'm going to a movie. A movie I've wanted to see ever

since I was a young girl.

And now it's playing in a theater near me.

Oh, happy day.

It's acting a little strange since we left him at the gas station, you know.

Well,

hey, I guess I'm just going to have to go alone, you know. But, hey, no big

because I'll just buddy up with the guy next to me. You know me.

Make a friend wherever I go, Tony.

Let him go alone?

I think it's a... Don't think.

Tony.

Yes?

How about if I went with you?

You? Well, yeah, it might be fun. You know, we just go as two football fans.

is football, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Hey, that'd be great. Yeah, just fans.

Okay, well, great. Then I'll go change.

The Giants, white and blue, right? Well, this year they're a little bit more

black and blue.

Come to papa.

Ball's picked to the tailback. He cuts back inside.

And it's nil. Oh, yeah.

Take his head off. L .T., the main man. All right.

Was that a great hit or what?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Time out. Want a brewski? Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. You can't leave yet.

not? Because.

Oh, look, look, look.

There's the blimp. Oh, yeah. There it is. is. See ya. Oh, no, no. Wait a

Wait a minute. What does it say?

Uh... Ma... Mar... Ma... Tony, I can't read without my

glasses, and I left them home.

Uh... Hey, uh, near -sighted or far -sighted? Uh, stigmatism. Oh, close

Can I borrow these?

Here, put these on. I think these are the wrong shape for my face. Would you

them on, please?

Look. Oh.

Some idiot is proposing to his girlfriend.

I just hate that.

You're the idiot?

Gee, that's not quite the response I was hoping for.

Tony, it's just... God, it's incredible.

I can't believe you did this.

Yeah.

It's just that you set up the entire evening. You rigged the whole thing.

Oh, pretty amazing, yeah?

It's incredible. It's so public, so overt, so pushy.

I got the smallest blimp they had in.

I thought we agreed to give each other some breathing room. I did, I did. I

waited a week. I could do a lot of breathing in a week, can't you, Angela?

You're the Angela?

Yes, I'm... Hey, everybody, it's the flip lady!

I didn't mean to push. I didn't mean to push. It's just that I love you, and I

couldn't wait any longer. I love you, too, but I feel like I'm being

Well, who's pressuring you?

Marriott! Marriott!

Marriott! Marriott!

Marriott! Marriott!

Marriott! Marriott! Marriott!

Marriott! Marriott! Marriott! Marriott! Marriott! Marriott! Marriott! Marriott!

Marriott! Marriott! Marriott! Marriott! Marriott! Marriott! Marriott! Marriott!

Marriott!

Marriott! Marriott!

Marriott! I want to say yes, Tony.

Oh, Angela, do this to me. I want to say yes with all my heart. You're doing it

to me, Angela.

It's just that I feel that when you're doing this, it feels like it's for...

What? What? The wrong reason?

Yes. No, it's not.

Not this time. But, Tony, is this really about us?

Speech the hell out of me.

It's just that when you do something this big this soon, it feels like you're

trying to prove something.

Oh, wait a minute.

Is this a new wrong reason?

Oh, Israel, please.

If you have any charity in your soul at all, please say yes now.

You can say no later.

Tony, if you can look me in the eye and tell me that you're doing this not

because I hurt your pride or because this has become a challenge, then my

is yes.

So, what happened?

Giants won.

Did you ask her to marry you?

Uh -huh.

So, what happened?

I turned myself down.

Hey, Mona, how's Dad doing?

Not so good.

Angela has got him crazy.

Oh, no, I better go talk to him. Oh, be prepared, Sam.

The conversation may be a little one -sided.

Dad?

I'm in a family.

Dad? I'm in a family.

Dad, what are you doing?

I'm just sitting here by the fire trying to keep warm.

Dad, there's no fire.

It's okay.

I don't deserve one.

I say, come on, we have to pull ourselves together. Come on, you've got

functioning again.

I tried, Pam, I tried that, but I couldn't decide what chore to do. I

dust or do I vacuum?

And then, if so, which one first? I think you can see my dilemma.

I didn't expect you to be like this for at least another 30 years.

Angela do this to you. No, no, no. Angela didn't do anything. Angela was

I was wrong. I mean, I should have waited two weeks, not one week.

not a week. And I should have had a blimp. Not a blimp. Oh, definitely not a

blimp.

Uh -oh.

Time for Wapna.

No TV. Come on. I want you to march upstairs, shave, shower, and get

Which one should I do first?

Shower.

Don't forget to take off your robe first.

Hi, guys.

What have you done to my father?

What? Oh, you know, my father.

Captain Lobotomy.

Honey, I'm sure it's not that bad. He seemed a little distracted this morning,

but he told me he was fine. Definitely fine.

Samantha, what was I supposed to be doing up here?

Shaving, Dad.

Oh, thank God. I thought I was foaming from the mouth.

Oh, my.

I told you, the guy's produce.

And I'm holding you personally responsible.

Look, look, I never meant to hurt Tony.

It's just that I wanted the proposal to come from his heart, not from some

bruised ego.

Oh, please, if it is not one excuse, it's another one. Angela, what is your

problem? Nothing.

It's just that getting married is a big step.

And I want to...

Start out on the right foot for the right reasons.

Because I already failed at it once, okay?

Oh.

So, you want a guarantee, hmm?

And it all starts with the perfect proposal.

Believe me, dear, it doesn't exist.

I know because by now I would have heard it.

Face it.

The problem here may not be Tony.

I think you're too scared to take a second chance.

And with good reason.

Tony, may I have a word with you?

Oh, I did something wrong?

No, I did.

No, you?

No, no, not you. You're perfect. I'm slime.

Stop it. You're making me feel bad. Oh, you see? I am bad. Bad Tony. Bad Tony.

No, no, Tony, you're not bad. You're not bad. You're not bad. You're good.

You're wonderful. Who cares what the reasons were for you wanting to marry

know you love me, and that should be enough.

Isn't that kind of what I said?

Yes, and you were right.

I was right?

Is this a trick?

I blew it.

It wasn't my fault?

No, Tony, I'm trying to tell you the problem was me.

See, when the first proposal didn't go well, I panicked, and I let my fears

about getting married again get the better of me, and so I began to question

your motives and analyze every move and every syllable. Oh, Angelina, you think

too much.

I know.

I'm trying to quit.

And this time,

I'm listening to my heart.

And it's telling me that I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Angela, are you proposing to me?

Well, yes, I guess I am.

So, what do you say?

Well, gee, I don't know.

I mean, you know, a guy likes to be asked in kind of a special way, you

I mean, we men, you know, we dream about this our whole lives.

Tony. No, no, you don't understand, Angela. It's like, you know, when we men

together, like in the weight room, you know, and we fantasize about the

proposal, about the wedding, about the honeymoon.

No, it's unbelievable, and you...

You've just cheapened that.

What do you want, a blimp?

No, I just want to be asked nicely.

Like, like Bubba. And the rest of the guys and I always dream of.

Tony. At a moment like this, I prefer Anthony.

Fine.

Anthony.

I love you with all my heart.

And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Will you marry me?

Gee, I don't know. This is all so sudden.

I just don't want to be pressured, you know.

All right, I'll marry you.

Are you sure?

You bet your life.

Don't cry.

She's crying.

Mrs. Rosini, here, you talk to her. My ear's wet.

Hello, Mrs. Rosini.

I thought I would die. Was it everything you

dreamed of? And more.