All language subtitles for Whos The Boss s08e03 Misery

How about that?

Bam!

Bamster! Sam -a -ram -a -lam -a -ding
-dong!

I got the pictures back from our family
picnic. Great, great, great. Let's see.

Oh, I took some great ones. Oh, look.
There's Angela.

Yeah. Oh, and Angela again. Oh, she
looks good in this one.

Angela. Angela.

Angela. Dad, didn't you take any of the
rest of the family? Of course I did.

Look. Okay. Here's a picture of
Jonathan.

He has Angela's head on him.

I know. I used the double exposure
button.

Neat, huh?

It looks better.

I think it is so adorable how you and
Angela have been acting since you told

each other how you feel. Like lovesick
teenagers.

Now, Samantha, please, Sam. We're not
that bad.

I'm home.

Thank God.

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.

An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost the dream or
two.

Found a trail and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path.

I've taken the choices up to you, my
friend.

Nights are long, but you might awaken to
a brand new life, a brand new life, a

brand new life around the bend.

Tony. You remembered.

How long have you been standing there?

Oh, not long. 20 minutes.

It's a good thing, too, because now you
kicked your blankie off a couple of

times.

Hey, happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary?

Oh, sure. Don't you remember? It was two
weeks ago that we declared our love for

each other. Oh, Tony, I'm sorry. I
forgot.

That's okay. You still have six shopping
days till our next anniversary.

So go ahead, eat your breakfast, bunny
lips.

Tony, I don't have time. I'm running
late.

No time for love cake?

Oh, Tony, little brown...

I got the idea from an article in Mona's
Cosmo.

20 ways to say I love you with batter.

Tony, you know, you really are spoiling
me. All the flowers and the gifts and

the little notes and these big fattening
meals.

Are you kidding me? I love doing this
for you. You know, for seven years, I've

always thought about doing these sweet
things for you. You did?

Sure, but I was afraid to because I
didn't want to overstep my bounds. Here,

here you go.

Maybe I can show you how much I care,
understand?

Yes, I understand, and I care too, but
I've really got to go to work. Oh, look,

look.

A broken heart.

But first, I'm going to finish my love
cake. Good, good. I'll get some light in

here for you.

All done.

Wow, already?

Gee, my little bunny lips eat like a
lumberjack.

Anything else I can do for you today?

Let out my pants.

Come on, people.

Come on.

Swimwear is fun.

It's sexy.

It's Rio in July. Now, come on. Think.

I got it.

Mother?

You have a slogan?

No. I'm trying to pick up a pencil with
my toes.

I got it.

I can do more things with my feet than
most people can with their hands.

Can we focus here, please?

That'll be Jack. Let's hope he has
something. Talk to me, Jack.

And they called it puppy love.

Hi. Hi, Tony.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but, you know,
you didn't call me all day, and I sort

missed hearing your voice.

Oh, that's very sweet. Can I call you
right back?

Oh, no, no, no. Don't even bother. Don't
bother. I'm going to see you tonight.

Okay. All right. I'll see you later.
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

See you later what?

Alligator?

No, no, come on. You remember what you
called me at that Greek restaurant last

Friday?

Tony, I was just being a little silly,
and I don't think that meant... Oh, so

you didn't mean it.

See you later, Zeus.

Oh, Angela, you little flirt, you.

I feel just like Doris Day in Pillow
Talk.

Well, toodaloo.

Okay, okay, now, now.

Rape like adults.

Hey, where do you see the expression on
your face? It's frightening.

Oh, Tony?

I called from the outer office. Great
gig, eh?

Hey,

so I was in the neighborhood. I thought
I'd take you to lunch. You guys break in

now? Well, we sang, we laughed. I'd say
we put in a full morning. Take an hour

break. Mother, please give Jack a call.
Right.

And dial with your finger.

It was good enough to make the coffee
this morning.

Tony?

He's not here.

What is with her?

Just... Double -checking on your father,
the hit man of love.

Well, I hope he gets home soon. I want
to ask him if I should change my major.

Hi, Angela.

It's me, Zeus.

Bad news, bad news. I got a ton of
homework, so I'm going to be stuck in

library all night. I'll have to take a
rain check on our date.

But here is a pre -recorded kiss.

Hey, what are you looking at, pal? Never
seen nobody kiss a payphone before?

Sorry about our date, sweetheart.

Thank God.

I knew it.

I knew Tony was getting on your nerves.
No, he's not.

We've just been going out a lot lately,
and I thought it would be nice to have

one night at home. That's all.

You're ready to kill him, aren't you?

No, not at all.

Angela, look, I can understand Dad
making you a little nuts. I mean, going

overboard is his style.

Invite him into your life, and he'll
push, and he'll prod, and he'll

take over.

Wait a minute.

I want to ask him for advice? What am I,
nuts?

I was never here, okay?

Never here. Never here. I'm out.

If you want more space, just tell him.

I just don't want him to take it the
wrong way.

Besides, maybe the problem's not him.

Maybe it's me.

You?

Tony's a very warm, passionate,
demonstrative person, and I'm, well,

A cold fish?

I wouldn't say that. Me neither. I
cleaned it up.

I was going to... To stay restrained.

Deep down, I happen to be a very hot
-blooded, passionate person.

Of course you are, dear.

You're a volcano, ready to explode.

Exactly. I'll go warn the villagers.

I just have to get comfortable being
around someone as expressive as Tony.

But I can do it. He's a great guy, and
you can't get too much of a great guy.

Angela, I'm home. I finished early.

Hide me, hide me, hide me.

Oh, oh, Angela.

You didn't have to rush down the stairs
to greet me.

She was propelled by love.

Oh, you're not going anywhere on that
ankle. Come here.

Oh, my, oh, my, under me.

I don't care how long it takes that
ankle to heal. Even if it's weeks, I'm

leaving you for a second.

Hi. You're up.

How's that ankle?

Feels a little better.

Oh, great, great. Can I get you
something like some soup or some tea?

No, just my briefcase. I have to get
some work done. You happen to have it

here. There you are.

Tony! Oh, this is bothering you. Oh, of
course. Of course. I'm sorry. Look, I'll

find something to do. Keep myself busy.

You won't even know I'm here.

I'll just darn away here.

Darn, darn, darn.

God, you're beautiful.

Tony! I'm sorry, Angela. It just slipped
out. It slipped out. I'm gone. I'm

going. No more Tony.

I'm out of here. I'll see you. Bye -bye.

Tony! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
going. I'm gone. I'm gone. Bye -bye.

I... Hi. Just wanted to come by to see
how you're doing.

Okay. Your father's keeping an eye on
me.

And I want to thank you for that,
Angela.

For what?

For taking Dad's attention away from me.
He used to obsess over me, and now he

does it to you, and I'm free.

Wait, I just came back from my laundry
basket.

Oh, wait a minute. Let me tuck this in
for you.

Watch this. Hey, Dad. I just landed a
job at the Wild Goose as a stripper.

That's nice, sweetheart.

That's nice.

Angela, do you need another blanket?
I'll get it for you.

Free at last.

Free at last. Great God almighty, I'm
free at last.

Here you go.

Tony? Here you go. Oh, you know, I
appreciate all this pampering.

Don't you have something to do at
homework?

I am doing my homework.

Didn't I tell you?

I changed my major to Angela.

You're joking.

And the best part, there's no math
requirement.

Oh, Angela, by the way, your office
called while you were asleep.

Oh, thank you.

What?

Tony? Yes?

Where's my phone?

Oh, I took it out of here.

You shouldn't be disturbed.

If anybody's going to be disturbed,
it'll be me.

Uh -huh.

We just came to say goodbye.

Where are you going?

To the lake. Tony thought we should get
out of the house while you're

recovering.

There's just going to be the two of you
all alone all weekend.

We'll see ya. No, no, no. Wait a minute.

Don't go breaking too many hearts out
there, Mr. Man.

Oh, yeah, a 15 -year -old boy traveling
with his grandmother. I should score

big.

Don't go.

Why not?

Because.

I stink at charades.

I get it.

Tony's crazy.

Tony's crazy.

I could have told you that.

Bye.

So I'm crazy, huh?

No!

You heard Mother.

She stinks at charades.

I was doing the king and I.

Is it crazy to love someone?

No.

I'm your number one fan.

I should have said something before, but
I

didn't want to hurt your feelings.

You're pushing a little too hard. I need
some time alone.

I see.

Tony? Tony!

Tony! Tony!

Tony! Don't worry.

Thank you.

a housekeeper, remember?

What are you doing out of bed? You
should be off that ankle now. Get back

bed. I'll bring you dinner in a minute.

Oh, look.

My favorite.

Obsession.

Another herbal tea.

You had four of those already, honey.
She wants another.

I mean, it's herbal tea. What's the
worst that can happen? She gets mellow,

starts singing Joni Mitchell songs.

Get off my back, fathead, or I'll rip
your heart out and wear it like a hat.

Man trouble, honey?

Doesn't come home at night?

Plays the ponies?

Oh, dumped you for a younger woman.

No.

He loves me too much. I had to get away.

One of those fatal attraction things,
huh? That could be rough.

Angela, I've been worried sick.

Is that the guy?

Yes. But I was feeling sorry for you.

I've been looking all over for you.
Thank God I spotted your car. What are

doing here?

Well, to tell you the truth, I was
feeling... Feeling?

Like I had to get some fresh air.

Well, you should be home. Come on, I'll
open a window.

Hey, hey, hey, hold it.

If you two are going to make it, you got
to be honest and communicate.

That's what's kept me and Hoyt happily
married for 22 years.

23. In a pig's eye.

God damn.

Right, we'll communicate.

Let's get out of here before they start
exchanging gunfire.

Clayton, listen.

A relationship that can't survive
honesty.

There's one that shouldn't be.

You can lead a horse to water, but you
can't make them drink.

Well, this has been fun, shall we? Tony,
wait.

They're right.

We have to be honest if we want this to
work.

Honest about what, Angela?

About everything.

I came here to get away from you.

I hurt my ankle trying to get away from
you. I was... I was feeling smothered. I

don't understand.

A woman is like a fire.

Too much love, like too much water.

She'll wither. Oh, he talks big, but his
watering can's been dry for years.

Late, my petals ain't drooping.

That's it. You're sleeping with a dog
tonight, mister.

It'll be a step up.

You couldn't go to Burger King?

I've been making you feel uncomfortable,
Angela?

Well, yeah.

And I didn't want to damage our
relationship, and I didn't want to hurt

feelings. It's good that you told me.

Honesty's good.

Honest? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you
know, just because we're in love doesn't

mean things should change. Back when we
were just friends, we could say anything

to each other. Exactly.

Which is...

Why, I should tell you that the reason
that I've been pushing so hard is

I've been feeling kind of insecure about
us.

Why would you be feeling insecure?

Well, it's just that I've been giving
and giving, and you haven't been

reciprocating, and so then I try harder
and harder. Oh, Tony, you don't have to

try.

You know I love you.

What do you mean I wasn't reciprocating?

You've got to admit.

I'm the one who's been doing all the
giving around to you. Oh, I give in my

way. Just not as easy for me to express
my emotion as it is for you.

I know, I know, I know.

Cold fish.

What? Did Mother tell you that?

Well, yeah, but you know, I had to clean
it up.

Cold fish, huh?

Does this feel like a cold fish?

That's kind of lukewarm.

Lukewarm? I'm not lukewarm, and I'm not
a cold fish. In the pig's eye.

Drop dead. Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

I ain't gonna blame you. Yeah.

Angela!

Angela!

Breakfast is ready!

Oh, I made her a feast.

Dad, don't you think you're going a
little overboard? All these big meals

Angela? Are you kidding? She can't get
enough.

Nothing. Nothing.

Let's jog.